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@ebitdagirliee

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just living out my zillennial dreams and trending towards early career burnout

Joined June 2024
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@netcapgirl #3 is tried and true and I simply cannot rewire my brain at this point. In too deep!
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The concept of having a name for a deal always ends up being so cringe. Like why the fuck are 45 year old bankers calling this car wash rollup project strawberry??
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@vanhaley_yt “It’ll be okay you just can’t see it now” … that is correct, I cannot see it now
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Old banking team just sent a deck over that is 90% my work from when I was there 2 years ago. Don’t know if getting this being on the buy side is a new high or low
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@GordonGekko420 3 in 1 shampoo / conditioner / body wash : $7.49
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Private equity rollups of family owned businesses are a net positive for society
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Gm to everyone except the intern who put an 8:30am catch-up chat on my calendar
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@middlemarketmac Damn when he doesn’t get a return that’s gonna have been a VERY expensive snow cone
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@growing_daniel not me breaking the check bag rule to bring my two 27” monitors on trips
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One of the love island dudes just said “gotta do my DUE DILIGENCE on her” WHOMST FINANCE BOY ON LOVE ISLAND
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Smoking a cig outside after getting kicked out for vaping
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@netcapgirl Making me feel mildly better about my before and after
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To Crowdstrike’s credit, they are making the “Summer Fridays” dream a reality for many. Computer doesn’t work? Well that work can wait until Monday thanks to Crowdstrike
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Wonder what failure rate would be for startup CEOs on the $10 depreciation question 🤔
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@the_P_God “Sorry MD, I missed our first three hours of meetings because I couldn’t make it past barricade.“
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Seeing these 100 strips I created is making me eternally grateful to have switched careers lmao
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Getting comments on Saturday at 5:30pm to switch the order of footnotes is actually sending me I wanna quit my job I wanna quit my job
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The gods have spoken and I was wrong.
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Anyone who’s a zyn upper lipper should rethink all life choices
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Recent college grads at the club in Mykonos hearing that they need to hop on a flight immediately for on cycle
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Snuck out of the office today at 2pm but didn’t want to be seen. So I left my purse at my desk, took out my wallet and keys, and pretended to be heading to a meeting on a different floor. I love corporate America
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Why is every white male under the age of 35 posting about white boy summer? So cringe… what can we do to make you stop?
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No number of years in the workforce will quell the anxiety of a Teams / Slack message popping up while screensharing
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@HighyieldHarry Illinois Maryland Florida and SUNY are just crazy takes when you’re missing Berkeley??? Who paid Forbes off
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Me going off video for 20 seconds during the MP to refuel
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Very confused that tennis dresses are now in vogue? I used to wear these every day of Nike tennis camp while sweating my ass off, and now you’re styling them with a Staud purse and your Golden Gooses and wearing it to the Spaniard?
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If you’re in office on summer Fridays, shoes should be optional. Free the dawwwwgs
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@the_P_God I love that graza thinks about product line expansion as offering the same shit in a different vessel. Like to the moooooooon these cans gonna double sales next year
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I LOVE seeing “strategic initiatives revenue” in company projection models without a footnote. Care to explain why 25% of your 40% YoY growth is just simply undefined??
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I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t chew at least two of these at the same time
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Anyone who’s a zyn upper lipper should rethink all life choices
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Joined x bc I tried it, and it felt like free therapy 🤷🏼‍♀️ mom, pick me up, my TL is a scary place and I’m sad
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Also super annoying that buy side and sell side use different names. I get we all have different rules around naming. But makes my inbox a bloodbath / outlook doesn’t autosort properly
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It’s really lame when you’re an early adopter of a product, artist etc. Then 6 months later everyone is obsessed. You wanna claim you were an early adopter, but it sounds so lame to say out loud. Lose lose
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I refuse to succumb to the gray NBs. It’s against my morals
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Expert calls are best done on the beach with vodka southside in hand. If your principals / partners ask about the weird background noises, simply let them know you’re trying to confuse the expert so they don’t know what PE shop is snooping around.
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Very impressive My Sunday: Rot ✅
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I love being a woman working in finance… it’s so much fun working with people like this! #JustGirlyThings
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If someone refers to themselves as a "finance girlie" or makes day in the life videos or has a podcast, they don't work in finance or either at truist 💀💀💀
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Spices & seasonings is an underrated side of consumer. McCormick gets to license out rights to food manufacturers like this bagel chip company. While also benefitting from free marketing. Both on the private label and branded side, these spice businesses have predictable
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Old Bay Seasoned Bagel Chips 🔥
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@the_P_God Fast food is acceptable to ubereats, coffee is not (unless also ordering food)
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“Sorry to bother you on this holiday weekend. Any chance you could put together a couple pages?” You simply are NOT sorry to bother, otherwise you wouldn’t have emailed me.
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@the_P_God Real. But hey, now you got some people on the other side who ideally push to mandate your firm on deals
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Let’s get rid of the Myers Briggs personality test. Instead, personality type shall fall into three buckets: 1) had no clue it was prime day 2) knew it was prime day but would never consume 3) has been waiting 11 mos. to buy an ice machine, roller skates, and 11th Amazon Alexa
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Do better fintwitt 😭 Dating a man in finance: let’s play bingo! so fun!! Dating a woman in finance: 🚩🚩🚩
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MBA associate trying to get involved in any work stream
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I only play fingers if there’s a no celebration rule
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This is what they tried taking from you
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When I’m out on runs I literally get so jealous of ppl on hot girl walks. Question my whole existence. Then remind myself the world isn’t fair and I need to do hard things sometimes even when others are allowed to stroll
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Whenever my friends are being unresponsive I just pop open my LinkedIn to see the 53 unopened message requests about weird jobs or sales pitches. Helps me feel something
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Kygo and RUFUS both coming out with new content today makes the basic house music fans go WILD. And that is me. I am that basic fan 🫡
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Gen Z when you ask them to send one email on a Friday
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“July 4th out east was a movie”
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Starting a petition to make Montauk a fishing town again. And the Hamptons in general. Can’t believe the woke media has poisoned your brains into thinking it’s the place to be.
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I’m highly suspicious of anyone who claims wedges to be their fav potato form… over fries, hash browns, mashed potatoes? I wouldn’t last 10 mins in the asylum they raised you in
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VC investors be like:
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I’m flying without any Netflix downloaded. Despite having lunch and going on my phone, I feel like this is a rawdog
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People who wear these as their everyday sunglasses are toeing the line between psychotic and based.
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Hair is brushed, tube top donned, pit vipers on. Let’s get after it
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Kinda wild that people I know from college are now doctors. Like bro the last time I saw you, you were blacked out getting drunk pizza without shoes on at 3am. And now I’m supposed to let you cut into me?
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2008 really be looking like those headphones United hands out for free on flights Guess GFC really took its toll
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Running into Dave and Miss Peaches on the street be like
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@junkbondanalyst No late night automatic slims?
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I just popped a meli* and I think this be my third *tonin
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Kind of funny how college favors single people and adulthood favors couples. You can go from king of the hill as a single girlie in college to the designated pullout couch sleeper at every airbnb as an adult
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me singing the bama add-ins to dixieland delight
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Crying cutting my bf nails thinking about how his nail beds and eyelashes are 20x better than mine and he’ll never appreciate it
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Café car on Amtrak is closed. Suppose I can drink my own tears
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Why would I watch the debate when it’s 95% of my feed? Learning through osmosis, so keep it coming folks
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Pretty epic that celebrities fight consumer fatigue with celebrity brands by creating more of them. Major pick me energy of “the 42 celebs before me have failed epically w their skincare line but I’m SPECIAL.”
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Truly cannot wrap my brain around ballet flats / mary janes like this becoming in vogue. I refuse to succumb to the trend
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@the_P_God It does feel pretty cool when I used to kill all my brain cells and my lungs on vapes manufactured in China. Sorry that I have pride about quitting a worse evil for a slightly better evil
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Having an anon acct makes me feel like I’m on @CircleNetflix . Are you really talking to a finance girlie? Or is it a 45 year old man living in the Midwest who just sold his HVAC platform? When are we all meeting in person to do the reveal?
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When my staffer asks if I have capacity
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Wish there were a way to long / short musicians on their future success. Would be shorting Taylor as we speak
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Sometimes my therapist pauses and won’t respond to my rants. Made me wonder - is she multitasking and texting in our sessions the way I do on work calls???
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when I get my daily BeReal notification I just sit there wondering who still uses that app.. guess I should just delete it but I like the excitement of the mental exercise
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I’m all for innovation, but I truly have lost track of these next gen mac & cheese players. Marketing all looks the same, caters to slightly different health concerns. Not sure who provided capital here, but I’m bearish. Annie’s Mac 4ever ❤️
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Austin-based It's Skinny Pasta raised $3.8M in equity funding from undisclosed investors. The company sells low carb noodles that are made out of konjac, an ancient root vegetable. The brand retails at H-E-B, Target, Walmart, and others. SEC filing ➡️
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So many people are posting about hinge or adjusting the “I’m looking for ….” pic just to flag that they’re single. Reiterates that xwitt is just a dating app at the end of the day
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Me when my bf asks me to turn off the lights but I’m in full blankie mode in bed
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@umiringar Hahah I love that you keep track. I’ve lost count of “Project Phoenix” at this pt
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Emails getting crossed is actually so frustrating. 1) as a social gesture we have to re-email to acknowledge our emails crossed even though we both are highly aware this has happened and 2) oftentimes we are sooo misaligned that it’s back to the drawing board for email 2.0
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Maybe a hot take but I think Sunday scaries hit harder when it’s nice outside. When it rains I can rot and pretend like the world isn’t functioning. When it’s nice I just sit outside thinking about how I can’t sit outside tomorrow
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Feels like Christmas morning. Except Santa forgot to drop off my stocking filled w hot dogs and bud light
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Cannot wait for 30 mins from now when my whole TL is about Biden dropping out… everyone is cooking content right about now
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Some of you didn’t chug enough pink lemonade burnetts in college and it shows
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Looking at my reflection in the monitor when my excel starts crashing and I last saved 2 hours ago
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Looking at my reflection in the monitor at 3am like
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As a spectator, it’s a real bummer that the ATP is eliminating a bunch of 250s in 2025. Totally understand the toll the lack of time off takes on these players, but I live for the small tournaments where you get face to face with top players in a more informal setting
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Just cried after losing Risk. I’m never usually a sore loser Because I usually never lose
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@UESgal You’re 100% cheating on your work wife / husband
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Wait until you realize the self-actualization linked to blue bottle 🤷‍♀️
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Update: I just tried to open my computer, and it’s working No Summer Friday for me. Thanks for nothing, Crowdstrike
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Girl hack: if you want a forehead kiss, go in for a kiss on the lips and quickly duck your head
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July 4th is the one day it’s acceptable as an adult to squirt your friends w a water gun. I mean war tomorrow 🔫
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Lol this just happens to be like 5% of the VC community but unfortunately they are the loudest and post rampantly on Twitt / LinkedIn
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20bps is rookie numbers. More like 2,000bps if you want a real year-end bonus
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“I hope this email finds you well” Cool, yeah, this email finds me better than ever after this July 4th bender.
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The winner of the great zyn shortage of 2024 is this random On! company. The loser is me and my tastebuds
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