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My people (Czechs) have produced two of the most well known cultural media exports: the dispassionate masculine and the divine feminine

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Him: are you fucking stupid Me:

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In bushwick we were not allowed to have normal hair. If you didn’t have a mullet they would scalp you. Eating food was considered privilege so we only could eat ketamine. And if you refused to eat the ketamine a DJ firing squad would shoot you in the head

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I can’t believe she would say this to me….

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Speaking my truth

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@ara_hagopian She looks amazing, i don‘t get what this person is saying

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People who study queer theory be like “I’m a piggy cumdump who takes hundreds of anon loads because queer people were forced to suppress their sexuality 100 years ago”

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11 months

Me if being addicted to the pain of desiring something unattainable was a crime

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11 months

@warmthfeelings Yes and a bunch of people have killed themselves by jumping off it lol

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@heroindefeater Edible fleshlights yes 😻

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9 months

The fact that “partner” has gradually overtaken “lover” just shows how unromantic we’ve become. What happened to sensuality? And RIZZ? I’m your “partner”? What am i supposed to do, hold your hand on the way to kindergarten class?

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Simple: they have money. They have personal trainers. They were conditioned for professional careers their whole lives. They pay people to do housework, cooking, etc. I don‘t know any low/lower middle income people who have the time/energy to do all that stress-free

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how tf do people get 8 hr sleeps, are in phenomenal shape, kicking ass at their careers, maintaining their relationships all at the same time...

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People love romanticizing the naively hot working class man until they find out he’s not a queer theory literato and doesn’t care about the latest luxury fashion house scandal (makes him hotter to me)

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@gnomeszs I love how they added that random quote with no attribution lol. The gullibility of everyone on here…

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What does my desk say about me

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9 months

My proposal for extending the L train

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2 years

@sulIenb0y He’s like every type of annoying gay guy bundled up into one

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9 months

If someone is more than 5 mins late to a zoom meeting it’s okay to pull your meat out

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7 months

The judge wrote the prelude so the senate staffer could compose the symphony

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11 months

She volunteered to work the douche station at a gay german music festival

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1 year

This is the experience of being a prehistoric whore

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1 year

She has the kind of sadness in her eyes that you only see in Eastern European gay porn stars

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1 year

Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot blames election loss on racism, gender

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@buttholemuseum Oh my god here we go again… the cat tail-wearing 17 year olds triggered by the idea of sex

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11 months

The decline of the glamorous, snarky fag hag—paired with the rise of the bland GSA secretary hag—is truly a detriment to civilization

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1 year

The suave pacing, the jacket removal, scratching the sweaty titty, the downcast suggestive gaze… this is the most erotic a man has ever been

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1 year

Getting gangbanged by the woke mob

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Cried about an elephant today

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3 years

@RealEvanDoThin1 @h3h3productions Or they could show up and actually help without unnecessarily murdering someone. What a concept

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2 years

Is it giving qunt?

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@fIeafag People think they understand a relationship from a single photo its insane. Parental relationships can be extremely complicated, full of fights and mixed feelings and shame. I also have family w very different views than me, but to just hate them would be too simple

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1 year

Number of days without having pink eye: 0

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1 year

How do you serve cunt in a radical terrorist way

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1 year

Got laid, no longer care about “queerbaiting” discourse now. Incredible

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9 months

Babe I got these condoms just for you <3

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6 months

I actually don’t think this is an appealing vision of society. I cannot picture myself smoking a blunt with the girls here. The greenery is bland, the buildings are too commercial. It’s cold, it lacks charm, it’s clinically devoid of cunt. Looks like toronto (derogatory)

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1 year

Sometimes when i see gays posting pics of their shapeless butts on the counter i can’t help but wonder what the trajectory of their lives would be like if it were 1917 and they were drafted into the army

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2 years

I’m sorry to all you who think cars are god’s gift to earth, but I would happily BAN cars if we had an adequate public transport system in place. This is one of the few hills I’d die on

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The desire to be desired… how tragic

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1 year

Monday: queen out Tuesday: queen out Wednesday: queen out Thursday: queen out Friday: queen out Saturday: queen out Sunday: kill myself

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1 year

I caught autism from a guy i hooked up with. GET TESTED YALL

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2 years

Him: you better not be F. Scott Fitzgerald, famed American author of the roaring 20s, wearing full drag when I get there Me:

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10 months

When i’m in a taking date rape drugs for fun competition and my opponent is a gay guy whose day job is a “consultant”

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11 months

Plagued by the notion that anything I say has been said by someone more eloquently before me. So I started speaking in demonic gibberish. Then I remembered even that terrain has already been covered by Yoko Ono

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Toxic twitter gays retweeting each other’s worst behavior

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1 year

I don’t have anything to promote but i’m a major flirt so dm me if you’re in bushwick and want to eat ketamine together

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@eatpraylube I need a full infographic

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1 year

Crop tops are out this summer. No they’re not. But only if you’re fit enough. But don’t be a showoff. Also you’re cheugy. Also you’re femmephobic. If you don’t fuck me i’ll kill myself. Ijbol

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The lineup for twinks vs. dolls this weekend

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2 years

Imagine being this neurotic about sex

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1 year

The year is 2030. Normal water has been abolished and you can only buy “mood enhancing” or “euphoria” water. All lube has been replaced with CBD oil. The country is run by a she/they named Ashwaganda. You feel absolutely nothing

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1 year

Straight men with nail polish when a gay guy hits on them

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5 months

Watched a pigeon peck incessantly at a glimmering ring on the ground, just two feet away from scattered breadcrumbs. Yes even the pigeon is aesthetically partial. All life bends towards beauty

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2 years

Sometimes it’s hard living in new york cause i have to ride on a tightly packed train and suppress my instinct to bark and pee on things

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Maria Hernandez Park on a sunny day

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1 year

As a person of slavic experience, I know Baba Yaga when I see her…

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I think many gay men fear throwing themselves wholeheartedly into romance because it contradicts the sexual “liberation” we’re supposedly achieving with grindr etc, but deep down they all desperately want it…

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1 year

The next prophet is going to be a Lana twink with an art hoe bob and he’s going to deliver his revelations in barely decipherable drag race slang, uniting the various factions of divas, dolls, and daddies into a single polity

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Avoidant men when I try to hold their hand in public:

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Anna Karenina was Lana Del Rey for imperial Russians

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1 year

Anyways here’s my mother serving cvnt in front of the twin towers. I owe my czech genetics, neuroses, and homosexuality to her

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1 year

Downloaded Hinge for about five minutes before remembering all the gay guys on there are disturbingly basic and boring. I can only read so many “I’m weirdly attracted to: Men” prompts before I contract mental cancer

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Ass pics without hole showing are safe for work

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I’m nonbinary in the sense that i’m neither stable nor totally insane. I challenge the binary between hinged and unhinged by straddling the threshold between the two

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Poly-adjacent sapiosexual couple in bk looking for 3rd Both are sides but anal ok if ur tight No cops, no fems, exception for fem cops Love shorter guys (under 5’) DONT SAY “HEY” OR U WILL BE BLOCKED

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That angel wing is about to have the D-tier fashion twink community in a chokehold for the next two years

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First look at the next set of emojis coming to iPhones. (📸: @Emojipedia )

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My trolley problem is that there’s a button about seven inches deep inside my ass and anytime it gets pressed 10 people die

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97 year old diner + willy wonka experience + pussy in bio + taylor swift + fraysexual coming together to maximize their joint post-industrial schizophrenia

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1 year

All nyc fashion students should be required to work in a sweatshop for at least a month

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Do you think they have a Panera here

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Wearing this to church

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The single word question “into?” is so sinister and yet so poetic. A sexual proposition but simultaneously a prophetic calling… into the unknown? Into the night? Into our obscure future?

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5 pills to know me: 1. Biotin (obsessive about hair and nails) 2. PrEP (gay) 3. Calcium (or just get calcium-enhanced oat milk since I don’t drink dairy) 4. Diphenhydramine (bad sleeper) 5. Metamucil fiber (gay)

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The new host of Rupaul’s Drag Race is Joe Rogan

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Good morning sunshine. Another beautiful day for autistic people to argue with each other online

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I want to be a cam boy who just sits in front of the camera naked and cries

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Sylvia Plath after foreseeing Austin Wolf age gap discourse

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Sylvia Plath prophesized twitter and then immediately stuck her head in the oven

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A true liberation of sexuality isn’t letting it take over your whole personhood so that other people can validate it for you. Explore pleasure without subjecting it to discourse, live your desire instead of commodifying it

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Sylvia Plath prophesized twitter and then immediately stuck her head in the oven

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This is what I use to douche

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Once I get a new haircut, bouncy pecs, Palomo Spain swimsuit, Tonka 25 by Le Labo, a nose job, a charcuterie board, a missoni sweater, blue tiles installed in my bathroom, a book publishing deal, and love it’s over for you bitches

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All I know is that all of my opinions about war and international affairs should be word-for-word based on what pop stars and celebrities in LA are saying

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Good afternoon New York. I never thought I’d say this, but I am coming forward in defense of Bushwick. @nycgov your site needs some updates

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1 year

The uglies chase the mids, the mids chase the hotties, and the hotties all give each other chlamydia. It’s the circle of life

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3 years

Here’s a selfie for bait

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3 years

Goodbye Current Affairs, hello Let's Stab Caesar! If you're able, please consider helping us meet our $300 goal for the first issue of the arts magazine I started. We're taking no funds from advertisers or other disingenuous marketing schemes. More info:

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Good morning gay guys of spotify wrapped, time to take your pill

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Please donate to my GoFundMe. I’m a struggling artist who has a gene that makes cilantro taste like soap

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9 months

People can choose to participate in BDSM or leather—unlike gayness, it’s not a historical category imposed upon you, it’s an aesthetic and social signifier that anyone can theoretically enter into. The reason people shouldnt share takes on Folsom is bc i personally am bored of it

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If you're not an active participant in BDSM or leather subcultures you should reflect upon your outsider status before sharing your takes on Folsom. Despite whatever propaganda you've internalized, being gay doesn't automatically give you membership to these subcultures.

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This is where I send explicit photos to men online from

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started off thinking ‘oh HI’ when I saw this exhibit then read the explainer and kinda choked up

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1 year

In an age where appearances have replaced substance and where everything seems to be built and torn down so rapidly, maybe Romance has taken on a new meaning: as a resistance to everything that wants you to be disposable

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I would dare him to enter the depths of his soul and retrieve the knowledge of all that he no longer is or is not yet capable of

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