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How the fuck are you not paying attention during Metallica Studies

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guy in front of me in lecture is responding to his girl’s texts using chatgpt generated excuses for why he hooked up with someone else,, oh he’s EVIL 😭😭

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Whoever removed his gut should be executed

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“I hoped that [Leonard Bernstein] would come every day into me,” Bradley Cooper said of "Maestro." “It was scary, the idea of it not happening and I would have to act. But thank goodness every day of the 55- or 56-day shoot, it did happen."

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@organooze High risk of FUN

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@UsingCigarettes That's definitely a cannon alright

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Dream blunt rotation

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Damn, Robin Williams

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So many of you are too stupid to survive in real life

Glub🇧🇷🏳️‍🌈 commissions closed

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No because why did noone of you bitches tell me this was a pedophile movie when this first released

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"oh wow" put down the poppers you boring homosexual and develop some object permanence

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@emonormie "you're not driving, right, sport, let's get this fella a drink!"

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@james_f_thomas This feels like a really good soap opera subplot. Like I would watch this during the day when I stayed home sick from school in seventh grade.

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@SexyNoahCyrus It's not an actual tour, this is just her new poem

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Look, I'm team any body type can be hot for the most part but this kinda shit is weird and sinister

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If my professor is gonna talk about thrash metal I'm sitting my white ass down and listening

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@JoeyxRoss They're trying to put daddy bears on the endangered species list

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The Riverdale episode in question

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Finding out that Gregg Araki directed episodes for 13 Reasons Why, Riverdale and the Dahmer show. Christ buddy, we gotta get you to make another movie.

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@JFrankensteiner She reminds me so much of Fred Willard's character in Best in Show

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@pooptartgav Incredible short form storytelling

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@river_is_nice Bro who are these creeps responding to you

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@stockpiledclay

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@extinctdaemon Jimmy Page, sitting in his castle:

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Hell yeah brother

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@AITA_reddit I mean your mom is a monster anyway, why not

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@FleetwoodMax__ How internet brained do you have to be to disrespect someone sharing themselves truthfully like this. Feels unfair to come at this man like this when so many of us have had similar experiences.

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It's so weird that someone can put in the time to research this but not the incredibly detailed history of Judy Garland's abuse and drugging at the hands of her parents and the studio system

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two movies. a year apart. same bitch. shoutout to Gen Z for teaching me this.

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@AcidAunt That's a photoshopped image though

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@ZeroSuitCamus Stigma? Yeah I'm gonna stig ma ass in that seat and watch the damn movie!

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@emonormie Reverse feeder kink

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@hauntedbottom Shit I gave myself the best hand job of my life last night. And the night before that. And the night before that. And the -

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@RaceplayShawty "yeah, Rogue and Magneto fucked. Multiple times."

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@Swordfish978 The only movie to have a climactic shootout featuring Bob Odenkirk, Christopher Lloyd, and RZA

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@VlRTUALBOY

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@ZeroSuitCamus I tried to scroll through the replies to see what people think but I can't make it through the wall of blue check bots farming with heartwarming videos

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@steeltoedheelys Prime blue check mark face

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@geekylonglegs Honey, I Loved and Supported the Kids!

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"gay beauty standards" only apply to the pathologically online. Men with all kinds of bellies have been sucking and fucking with impunity since before we were born.

sofian 🦤

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I <3 the gay beauty standard actually, shit is easy as fuck. women are out there getting pressured into abhorrent shit like toe-lifting and 'genital rejuvenation' and u complain about having to work on ur little beer belly ? 😒

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@ZeroSuitCamus Every year from the 70s has at least one one hit wonder who released the greatest song you've never heard

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@ThatJakePC Everyone says he looks like Cavill but I can't be the only one to see Tom Welling. Truly the Superman Rorschach test.

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@yoalexrapz @AlexoAthletica @TPUSA Why are you staring at people's bulges anyway

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@b8tch_updates Gas 2 Mouth

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@yousefslym

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@FilmUpdates It's not Gossip Girl if the characters aren't vapid, loathsome monsters

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@olivesagan

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@sonyashea3 Why is she so happy for Vince Neil

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@NormaIPresident Bottom

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@emonormie When I would check ids/and wristband 21+ people at shows parents used to love it when I'd give their kids a wristband even though the toddler was always the "designated driver"

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@xtinatucker It's like a whole school of media criticism now. Pitchfork and the like have journalists thinking they're sociologists and gender studies majors.

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@river_is_nice Wow that's so great, Siri, tell me about the offenses committed by Catholic priests

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@youthxenergy "music's biggest night" for like three gay guys on Twitter

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@james_f_thomas And played seriously enough that the inherent ridiculousness of being manipulated by a child doesn't come across as hilarious

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@ByYourLogic 12 Years a Loompa

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@redditships Are there any unusual holes in it

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@electrolemon @kamilumin And American Animals which was actually pretty damn good

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Yeah, she smoked an entire planet once

🔺Krakoa was for lovers ❤

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a pack of cigarettes, a lighter and an ashtray... I just found out that Jean Grey was a smoker

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@bornposting I love their run but I feel like they didn't "get" why people like Magneto

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@UsingCigarettes It's longer than his arm!

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@AmBeautyNJ Does this mean you're going to be pulling out of your upcoming shows

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@chillextremist Should've named it MacroHard

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@gayliaronline *feels the baby kick* Ugh, he's demonstrating toxic masculinity already

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@yuthxcru89 No straight man is posting an image of himself fucking a pillow on Instagram

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Tfw you're about to hear a rant about The Apps

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@JFrankensteiner I saw The Master and Phantom Thread on their debut weeks in CT and both times the room was packed. That theater is closing in a couple of weeks. That's going to be devastating to the older/art house/etc audience in my city.

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It's supposed to snow tomorrow

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They're both cute and seem happy and you seem like a miserable piece of shit

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The way that white gay men are able to fail every single beauty standard among white gay men and still go find themselves a conventionally attractive black dude is DISGUSTING. It’s literally disgusting idc

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@legotrillermoth Where'd he lose it?

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@kuniRVA @coopercooperco Like it went from something fun and entertaining and a way to explore this world beyond what you see in the movies to stuff that they could've actually put in the fucking movie that would have made it make sense

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@literate_coyote I think the word "legend" gets misused a lot and this would not be the case

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@bornposting "the Judge is right behind me, isn't he?"

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@captbarba79 @paul_posts

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My pharmacist is a bottom

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@theaprilpapers

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@Variety Lol who ARE they

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Hot Stuff by Donna Summer is actually the sexiest track ever dropped

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@isaacfeldberg I don't disagree but this was definitely a case where I was thankful to think about it in its own context, of a man driven mad by his own possibilities in such a small, gorgeous, pastoral setting

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They're all over this website posting selfies with captions like "boy, I'm sure feeling FAT after eating a sandwich with fries!"

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@MaraWilson Tons of normal working class folks live here waiting for the yalies to leave while eating the best pizza when we can afford it

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All movies should have sex scenes with full on penetration and cumshots and you should be forced to watch them with your parents

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Unpopular opinion: Exactly zero cinematic content should have other human beings’ naked bodies and sex. 100% of those scenes are completely useless and degrade the experience.

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@heauxrgeoisie Coat and Scarf are shaking in they/their docs

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Here are just a few of her legendary bangers

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i will block every other blue check of bot except spicy cammy , shes funny as fuck sometimes

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SNL has been struggling for relevance for years against the fact that literal twitter users like dril and streaming sites are much funnier so of course they're going to court controversy in between sucking political dick in the most milquetoast ways imaginable

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@bornposting The version of Reddit that exists in people's minds vs. the real life version of Reddit where you can find information about pretty much any niche interest/obsession are two very different things

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@stockpiledclay You definitely look like if a guy was gay

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@lmNOTcatholic Borat voice Bible

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@Megan_Sass @MaraWilson

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Feeling grateful that my company doesn't work with Live Nation

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NEW: Live Nation is destroying concerts. Ticketmaster is driving up ticketing fees and making live music unaffordable. But venues are getting squeezed too. Live Nation controls everything — and indie venue owners tell us they can barely survive.