Big Daddy L💿 @Colonel_edu Twitter profile

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@Colonel_edu

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Big Daddy L💿

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Tume take note on @rigathi silence. Usikuje kutwambia maneno ya mlima tena

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2 years

Unataka tuume ikitembea kama Simba?

#RUTOMUSTGO

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2 years

Mbona kikuyus wanapenda kuchinja kondoo

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3 years

Na sisi tuishi wapi? Use your head

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3 years

I just wanna give her the world man

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2 years

Aiiii shukisha oyaa 😩😩😩

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Big Daddy L💿

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3 years

Kuna pombe imekuja waiyaki way mzinga Costs 500 bob but I'm telling you bro nobody has had an erection since

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Big Daddy L💿

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3 years

Jamaa za online writing huwa zimekunywa oath hawawezi kuonyesha that path

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7 months

This tweet makes me so happy man 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@Colonel_edu

8 months

Mnaenda sonford saa mbili asubuhi dame anatandika kuku mzima, alafu anapiga coca-cola flush anakwambia.... "wewe ndio unajua mambo na date brathe'

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3 years

Cuzo yangu alienda na dame pale ocha ni Wale Madame huwa wanalike kusoma... amefika ivi ocha asha toa novel, shosho yangu hajawahi ona Ivo alikuwa anashinda akiuliza cuzo 'mutumia karí mwarimu?'

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Big Daddy L💿

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2 years

Valentine kama hii ndio nilinunua soy sauce nikidhani ni wine 😂 😂 😂

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

4 months

Kenyans really hate their jobs, unaangalia uso za watu kwa gari asubuhi unaweza Dhani ni funeral wanaenda

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

1 month

What were those Mangu mathematics contests btw?... Mnapeleka the smartest person in your school anarudi na 2/30 hahaha

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

1 year

Meru people are very funny people in Nairobi they book matatu's then wanaingia nearest bar. Wewe unaenda kubuy ticket thinking matatu Iko na you plus two other ladies seated in, kidogo kidogo unaona walevi saba wameendewa bar gari inajaa 😂😂😂

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1 year

Haroo... Fotoman kuja ulale huku tutatokanisha

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2 years

Kikuyu babes giving the vagina to all other tribes except us. Gware Ici

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Big Daddy L💿

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1 year

Huko ruiru place nilikuwa naishi nishawahi pata msee akijaribu hivi. Wenye mnasema mnaweza kata iyo mkono hamjui shit nilipanda kwa kitanda nikaanza kupiga nduru hahaha

Kunguru ya majuu

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1 year

Unaamka usiku unapata hii mkono kwa mlango yako,😂😂what will you do?🤔😂😂

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'Give us an alternative way to raise revenue,' Mudavadi tells critics of the Finance Bill

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Big Daddy L💿

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Ama walikuwa wanataka kunidinya 😭

Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

1 month

Unaenda morning run unakimbizwa na wezi unashanga wanataka kuiba nini coz all you have with you ni t-shirt, shoes na short.

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

4 years

Ukifika marikiti si utakuwa umetag mpaka UN

S-1-5-etc-500

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4 years

There's a pothole on the JKIA taxi way 🤦🏾‍♂️ @KenyaAirports

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Big Daddy L💿

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1 year

One more meal of ugali mayai nitapiga nduru watu wakikuja niwaambie hawatoki hapo mpaka mmoja wao akuwe bibi yangu Jameni

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"wanjiro kwani umefuguá kinyozi Kwa bedroom" 😭😭😭😭😭

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Huku mwiki madame wote tumbo ziko kwa trouser kama pistol 🤦‍♂️

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3 years

Wamama Ata application fee hamtaki kutoa?

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3 years

Kikuyu radio stations: Fafá wa Jesus arí uú? A) Joseph B) John Cena

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

1 year

Ukipeleka dowry kwa dame ametoka kabete hao wazee kwanza huwa wanaenda nje kucheka... hahaha

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

9 months

Shower gel nayo mtu huweka kwa maji kama Omo ama unajimwagia kwa Mili hahaha. Enyewe mimi ni wa kimende

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

2 years

Kuna mwingine niliangia gari nikiwa na 60bob sikuwa najua ni 80 nikamshow aniongeze 20bob akahama hio seat 💔

Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

2 years

Uki open up kwa dame huwa wanacheka sana hahaha. Women are not real people

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Big Daddy L💿

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5 years

Coz you should be iten

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

1 month

Ruto amenunua bloggers na comedians wote, Sasa opposition ni Oguda na Son of Laikipia

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

1 year

Ata kuna siku ingine tumeenda kunywa kwa den flani ndenderu tumechokozana na raiya za kupasua mbao, tukaona mmoja amegurumisha powersaw bana sijawahi piga nduru ivo

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

3 years

Ata sisi tukiwa highschool tulichochwa na some Nairobi cool kids twende on strike turns out walikuwa wanataka kwenda ku watch prison break. Jamaa za ocha tulirudi kuchuna tharaa na kukamia. Never spoke to those bagas again

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

7 months

😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

1 year

Mercy kwani uko na kinyozi kwa bedroom 😭😭😭

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1 year

Token za 500 siku hizi hazimalizi wiki 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

6 months

Kivutha kibwana built and equipped this hospital with 135 million

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6 months

State House upgrade to cost taxpayers Sh795m

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

2 years

Mnadump your kids ocha nyinyi mrudi loft kunywa pombe sisi tuache tukiplead na 4yr olds watupee simu zetu tuingie twitter? Nimukuganwo gware ici

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

1 year

In that order

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Define "Happiness"

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Big Daddy L💿

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4 years

Found that thread 😂😂😂😂

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

2 years

Tukiwa highschool kuna some people waliunda muratina kwa dormitory. Principal alionja akasema in all his life hajawahi onja muratina fiti ivo, aka sema iwekwe kwa gari yake ataipeleka police station 😂😂😂

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Big Daddy L💿

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3 years

"Hello mum kuna mashindano twitter tunaweka picha zetu tukiwa watoto nitumie pls, thanks"

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

2 years

kamba women huwa watu wapoa sana btw

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@Colonel_edu

2 years

The sign mutiso gives you before he goes into Patels office

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

9 months

Huko kimende hadi kulikuwa na gang ya kukamua ngombe usiku. Mnaamka ivi asubuhi mnashindwa karí gani hahaha

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

4 months

One of my biggest fear about marriage ni kurudi jioni unapata mashemeji kama one million walivisit bila notice wako hapo na wife watching vioja mahakamani... While all you wanted was a quiet night

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

6 months

Chipo masala pronto ni 400? Jesus Christ nakula nikitoka machozi wanadhani ni chili mob 😭

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

4 months

Nikiwa mtoi nikiona news wezi wakiuliwa reporter alikuwa anasema... "police recovered two pistols and four magazines "... Nilikuwa najiuliza kwani wezi wanapenda kusoma aje

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

8 months

In that order

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Big Daddy L💿

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3 years

Another gem from the Legendary Viktor Vaughn 😂😂😂😂

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Big Daddy L💿

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2 years

Unafaa kuwa mwendawazimu while raising a family. Shosho nyangu na miaka yake 97yrs akiitana ocha utadhani ni shaolin monk ame summon watu, hadi wababa huacha pombe kwa meza

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

1 year

The first 30 minutes after you get home are very crucial they determine whether you will eat or sleep hungry

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

4 months

Ukipata soft gikuyu beb unajua tu ni mimba Ako nayo na anataka kukuwekelea... Stay guided

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

1 year

KOT OCS👮👮

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1 year

Kwani Samidoh alipea Karen Nyamu nini??

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1 year

Sipendi Valentine's kabisa 😂😂😂

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1 year

Man like Johnnie palmer

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3 years

Funniest twitter interaction you’ve ever seen ?

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

6 months

Na ununue salt shaker... Makende wewe

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Boiled eggs, boiled bananas, avocado, sauerkraut, Fermented milk and beans for supper

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@Colonel_edu

3 months

First time kuona hiyo Anal plug kwa dame nilikuwa nadhani ni ka-construction tool kengine hapo kanaitangwa 'kabirú'

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

11 months

Umeamua kukula Butita

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🔥🔥🔥

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Big Daddy L💿

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3 months

Scenes leo pale 9-5 wakikimbia kazi

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@Colonel_edu

3 years

Dame akaweza boil malenge za Kula breakfast in the name of eating healthy naweza mrusha nje na masufuria zake

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

1 year

This is kinoo that voted UDA overwhelmingly hahaha

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1 year

No more roads for areas whose MPs oppose Finance Bill - Gachagua

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1 year

Maandamano is killing business

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1 year

Businesses to pay at least KES 50,000 annual membership fees

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1 month

Dame anaweza kuwa na 76,000 Mpesa na mko hapo taking ugali cabbage

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@Colonel_edu

1 year

Found it 😂

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@Colonel_edu

1 year

Kuna ule son alikuwa anataka 3am to watch basketball so that he could impress waguthi, the next day karibu afutwe kazi juu ya kusinzia hahaha

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7 months

Naah fr she's making me happy.

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

1 year

Labda alikuwa anataka kukukatia

𝙒𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙧

@Reggaewailer

1 year

Yaani msichana anakuekea kisu kwa kifua ati mbona umelike tweet ya Rose Kamau😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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2 years

Yesterday the place I was having a drink the father of Romisto (that boy in red shorts) shared this video with me, he was a very happy father.. 'ona kijana wangu bro'

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Big Daddy L💿

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2 months

Haka Ka neighbour huwa hakana bulb ya nje na huwa hakaniongeleshi..... nimeskia kakianika nguo nikazima stima yangu ya nje.... Naskia kakisema Tu 'Nkt Nkt'....

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Big Daddy L💿

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2 years

Lakini ata kuna cuzo yangu ashawahi niambia hajatumia matatu for the past 10yrs tukichinja pale ocha, nilikasirika sana btw nikamwambia akapasue kuni za supú

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

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Me naisha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Big Daddy L💿

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3 years

Kukula na Deni is some ghetto shit, 'Edu simama customer akae hapo" 🙄🙄🙄🙄 ...

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

11 months

Unaona dame yako analia about Luo men na wewe ni wa kimende unashangaa Sana hahaha

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

6 days

#Rejectfinancebill2024

Kithure Kindiki

@KindikiKithure

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HARAMBEE HOUSE, NAIROBI, KENYA MONDAY, JUNE 24, 2024 The Government of the Republic of Kenya undertakes to all persons within our borders that it will respect, uphold, promote and fulfil the inalienable constitutional right of every person, peaceably and unarmed, to assemble,

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1 year

Ndio maana babako alivunjwa mguu we malaya

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1 year

ＨＵＮＴＩＮＧ 🫡

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

1 year

First time????

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1 year

Okay mtu akilipiwa fish uko big fish, ukifika hua unaonyeshana message ama kunaendaga aje?

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Big Daddy L💿

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2 years

This was legendary

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1 year

😂😂😂

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

2 years

Hii shit hunimaliza mbaya 😂😂😂😂

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

2 years

At 22 I had girls coming over to wash my clothes... 10yrs later labda nilipe mama fua, how the mighty have fallen

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

2 months

Na diameter?

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@Primeandeka

2 months

Tunaendanga tao bila fare ya kurudi na tunarudi na rent🤭

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

3 months

Watu wa thika road kesho 5am

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

3 years

Iyo CBC ni upus waliambia cuzo ati mtoto anatakikana Tyre... Saa hii ka mtu ni kadogo hakawezi fikisha Tyre shule na huna gari so unapelekea ka shule, 7:00 uko kwa barabara na suti pushing some worn out Tyre like a retard

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Mister

@muchirrii

1 year

Huwa mnarudishia mwili shukrani aje?

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

10 months

Hii tweet bado hunimaliza wallahi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@XCouncillor

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I'm not complaining, but just saying for most of us Africans... Life is easy when you have stable parents.....

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

1 year

"Hapo kwa strokes nijipatie ngapi kwa scale ya 1/10"

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1 year

After breakup,do you ask your ex partner what you could have done better? 😂😂

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Big Daddy L💿

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2 years

Niliwahi enda kutembelea mdemu akaita watoto wa neighbor wakuje tuone movie pamoja, sijawahi kasirika ivo aki haha

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3 years

Hope this champ is okay wherever he is 😂😂😂

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6 months

Watu wa thika road kesho 4:30am alarm ikilia

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6 months

Shosho yangu akipata women wamelala 9am na hawaja pikia men breakfast:

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2 years

Anyways 😂😂😂

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1 month

Naisha kama nonsense 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

5 months

Economy Ina collapse when it's our turn to Adult...

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@Colonel_edu

9 months

Hii tweet hunimaliza 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@Colonel_edu

4 years

At a Crowded Mpesa: Madam, Nimetoa 70 bob😭😭😭

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@Colonel_edu

4 months

I mean 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Watoi pale children's home wakiendea chapati ingine

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9 months

Sasa mtu anapewa 140k anunue simu unaweza mleta kwako akulwe tumbukiza kweli

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2 years

No wonder Olunga hufunga hattrick Kila siku 😂😂😂😂

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6 months

Leo nimevaa khaki imetoboka mfuko. Mtu akijaribu kuni pickpocket atashika uzazi hahaha

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Big Daddy L💿

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3 years

Everytime I set the alarm for my morning run I remember this tweet 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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1 year

Kuna Fala imebeba cooked minjis kwa hii gari alafu nikama hotpot imefunguka. Gari inanuka kamwerethó

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Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

1 year

Fuck you. Fuck your challenge and Fuck your promoter

iPhone City

@iPlaceCity

1 year

Hello and Good Morning fam, cheki, pale IG ya @njambifever there’s an ongoing Giveaway from yours truly, iPlace City. Be part of it, one out of many of our giveaways. Only at iPlace City!

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