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Dr. Nifkin: Long live the new flesh - Valentine

@drnifkin_OB

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yes it’s me, your favorite obstetrician. delivering babies or performing abortions but rarely both together.

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To all the conservatives crying in my mentions, i ain’t reading all that. I invite you to cry about it
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@debdrens Saw this yesterday
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@LuxAlptraum @fantabulizer You aren’t gonna fix him so maybe make him cry
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She cut this man to the bone
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@KeithTopG @healthbyjames Faking a medical condition? Yeah
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@Boringstein Can’t believe i didn’t see this represented
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@bethanyshondark Why do you hate black people
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@philthatremains You’re 47. Why are you searching for girls this young
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Wow @libsoftiktok likes the tweets of a known sex trafficker
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Romanian authorities needed proof that Andrew Tate was in the country so they reportedly used his social media posts. His ridiculous video yesterday featured a pizza from a Romanian pizza chain, Jerry's Pizza, confirming he was in the country. This is absolutely epic.
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@Liv_Agar Republicans are terrible in bed cause they only think about themselves
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@NPR You should name the parents quoted
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@HeheWaitWhut This one made my son lose it for a few minutes recently
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@Glinner Remember when your wife left you
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@JordanUhl I wonder how many hours of overtime were billed for this
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@dancow @BonusEruptus This car hates kids as much as elon hates his own
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Sounds like Matt cares
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Matt Clark
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Do we honestly care that two black quarterbacks are facing each other in the Super Bowl for the first time? Why is this the headline on every single left-leaning news outlet?
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You can be the same as Dan Rather if you rant in your car about comet ping pong as long as you give a billionaire $8
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@kylegrantham You represent the problem: journalists who think they are the only source of legitimate information. That’s the big lie.
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@ConditorCancri @wyatt_privilege So btc replaces fiat currency with a digital currency that you can lose like its in a wallet
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@lib_crusher He spent 25 years convincing people he was a genius and destroyed it in 12 months of posting
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@JoeBiden Your dad never said this
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@AmbJohnBoIton @superloafcat Guys can never find the activity center
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@karengeier @DC_Draino It’s written like a 10 year old giving an oral book report
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@wyatt_privilege I thought this shit was accessible anywhere with internet
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@israelmuse I don’t know. Killing a guy for playing music seems bad
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@crawf34 There is zero chance anyone guesses this correctly
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@lib_crusher The good news is anyone who would buy that after everything going on deserves what happens
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@dancow Wouldn’t it be easier just to drive the car yourself than whatever this is
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@Srirachachau Jk simmons reaction to the whole goings on at the end is the best part of the whole thing
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@Jordon_Carlton @philthatremains His Wikipedia says he’s a libertarian so she’s probably too old for his preferences
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@wcgroovy I can’t imagine ted would have a problem with this being that he’s pro 2nd amendment to deal with tyranny
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Faber College mandated the covid vaccine for students and multiple students had severe convulsions simultaneously at a social event
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@MattWqIshBIog I was this close to being had
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It’s important that if you’re going to make a post like this, you don’t still look awful
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Man, being woke and self-victimizing did me no favors. Picture in the left is over a decade old, FYI!
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@lib_crusher This is why this website is special
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@transitionfiend @RealCandaceO @Candace Tweeted from her freedom pho— iPhone
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@jdavidgoodman You spelled “people” wrong. Two people were assaulted, one murdered
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@lib_crusher Does this mean i have to go to these things now to just be a voice of reason
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Lisa Marie Presley’s father ALSO #DiedSuddenly at the young age of 42
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@GarbageApe Also fat and fit don’t rhyme
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Since this episode aired, Broncos won three super bowls (two in a row starting the football season after the one played during air) and cowboys have not been back. Marge was right
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@_metahelix @zukosmama Time to check your hard drive and search history
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@RoderickA1 @NPR If they’re righteous then they should want credit
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@ConceptualJames I’m pretty sure you’re a groomer though, but like… for real
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@TheChiefNerd @drdrew @SecretLimo Anyone who listens to dr drew is a sucker
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Wow Diamond died of Covid. Probably should have gotten vaccinated
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Bill maher is trending because people are finding out how he sucks 25 years later than they should have
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@Pliny_theElder @ferminadaza922 She’s too old for the pedophiles she’s attracted to
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@theserfstv @SharksOnCouches Also has anyone checked who his parents are or where he gets his funding
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Spent entirely too much time on this
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@TsuraNuri @Tyrantorlicker @EnnyishQuil Why? They got paid 3x what it was worth lmaooo
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Looking for 21.6k of my best friends
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@Kathy05057204 You don’t have to wish death on someone who is already dead
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@WhitlockJason Imagine the time you would have saved by not tweeting this
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@ajplus Seems like she’s against colonialism
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In a way “Diamond” was an apt name for her because due to her unvaccinated covid infection, her lungs are the hardest substance on earth
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@JillFilipovic What are they celebrating exactly
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Imagine looking like this and convincing someone to marry you only to lose them because you couldn’t stop saying shitty things about transgender people
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People are waking up. 2023 is the year we win. #DownWithThisSortOfThing
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@crawf34 It’s not like… kurt cobain is it?
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Mike Huckabee replacing trevor noah doesn’t seem like it makes sense but he’s been working towards this for nearly a decade
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@TheDemocrats Why didn’t you protect them over the last 40 years
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This is why matt is so upset all the time. He doesn’t come home from work because he’s a stay at home blogger which as we all know, isn’t a job
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All a man wants is to come home from a long day at work to a grateful wife and children who are glad to see him, and dinner cooking on the stove. This is literally all it takes to make a man happy. We are simple. Give us this and you will have given us nearly everything we need.
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@GBergenhagen1 @MattClarkReport Haha your family was full of idiots
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Receipt lady deleted her account lmaooo
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@mtracey You said maxine waters assaulted you
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@spacecofag666 @LuxAlptraum @fantabulizer He will be awful till his last breath and the best we can hope for is to make his life more miserable than it already is
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The cover of this book looks like it was depicting this
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This is a children’s book that was written because the author was trying to explain what’s going on in Israel to his five-year-old daughter and he couldn’t find a resource with which to do it so he wrote one himself. Under the Rockets' Glow: Shira's Journey to Courage by Roman
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The vegas loop thing is like someone combined the worst parts about taxis and the subway but added led lights
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Roses are red The internet is free
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Can $tsla hit 110 today?
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Don’t watch the prestige
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You can write your way out of literally any scenario given an identical twin (which removes the need for linear coherence), a comprehensive journal (which explains everything) and a moron for a murder (which removes the necessity for plot logic).
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@AngeliaDesselle @elonmusk @ScottAdamsSays No way you were 45 here. 55 MAYBE. Id say 58 if I was betting
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@shaun_vids One punch and they’d be blaming the vaccine
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@jsnbase He should have thought about that
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I’m not going to question decision fatigue. I’m just not sure how using instacart app (which contains all the same choices as the store) doesn’t also cause decision fatigue.
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@NotABigJerk My mentions are full of people hoping i get the booster for nefarious reasons
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@lvamsgatthebeep Making a video alerts would be kidnappers that they must also take this
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They got this all screwed up
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I guess comedy is not legal anymore
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@DawnEMcKenzie So they bought food. I’m failing to see an issue
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@kyliebytes It’s the opposite
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All these dinguses in my mentions. I did not hope and I did not wish. I PRAYED. Get it right
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Twitter censoring at Modi’s request any day now on the twitter files
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1.THREAD: Twitter Files #15 MOVE OVER, JAYSON BLAIR: TWITTER FILES EXPOSE NEXT GREAT MEDIA FRAUD
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@dbergkvist @LuxAlptraum @fantabulizer It doesn’t actually matter because his insecurity says everything
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@ComradeLuanne He did one thing wrong. He didn’t dump her months ago. He could have at least enjoyed getting laid without the guilt
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@peleton17 @KimberlyNFoster That’s not a positive on hitler but an indictment on america
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@InternetHippo A wife should cost 2 cows and 4 goats
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Conservatives when gas stoves are banned
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@midwestenjoyer1 You paid to get bullied
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