Arboreal Rodent @squirelskitchen Twitter profile

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Arboreal Rodent

@squirelskitchen

2 years

No one ever believes this, but I met the Queen once. 🧵

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@squirelskitchen

2 years

@SRuhle Ok, we need to find this person and make them do the show in the costume. It's only fair.

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@RyanMcbeth @mehdirhasan @briebriejoy Israeli snipers have routinely taken head shots at journalists, doctors, and children - according to the doctors who dealt with the bodies.

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@y_gudymenko They say a picture is worth 10,000 words...

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3 years

Narrator: The Federalist Society exists solely to take political positions.

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@squirelskitchen

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@kennykeil When the fucking vampire started sparkling.

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@MuellerSheWrote

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@Neox_person Russia lost 23 guns and 6 MLRS in the past 24 hours - and over 500 men. If Bakhmut is gonna crumble they are going to charge the highest possible cost for it.

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@squirelskitchen

3 years

@papalia_chris @IAPonomarenko I'm sure they're all aware. But @kamilkazani makes excellent points about why this could work if they have some decent screening. Frozen Russian troops were just found dead in a ditch this morning. Better to work for Ukraine.

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@squirelskitchen

3 years

@Dziadzior_ @nexta_tv Losing billions of Putin's KGB money would do that to anyone.

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@squirelskitchen

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@JoshuaPHilll Someone doesn't want people like this to be remembered, heard, or martyred.

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3 years

@FilmThePoliceLA Hey @pulte , This guy needs a real lawyer because the LAPD keep harassing him for reporting on them.

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@lesiavasylenko Didn't expect to be this jealous of this bloke today but here we are.

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@OscDomesticated That wolf is fat from eating carrion. Probably Russkies.

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3 years

@peterwsinger The "Boy call yo mama" Interrogation method is wild. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@michaeldweiss Worse! Photoshop stopped at the necklace! They thought it would go to the shirt collar! Look again!

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@Angry_Staffer The missile has missiles? Russia is super fucked.

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@squirelskitchen

2 years

@POTUS You could just as easily mandate that the companies have to give in to Labor's demands.

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@squirelskitchen

6 months

Some of the best anti-Russia propaganda is just Russian state-sponsored media.

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@JuliaDavisNews

6 months

Russian trolls on my YouTube channel say it’s extremely unfair for me to translate genocidal stuff Russians say, because it makes them look bad to the Westerners who wouldn’t know it otherwise.

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@saintjavelin Once again...

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@mfa_russia @McFaul @mission_russian @RussiaUN @RussianEmbassy @RusEmbUSA @USApoRusski @USEmbRu @usconsvlad @StateDept

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@MicaBurton When I hit send on the perfect tweet then find a typo...

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@squirelskitchen

2 years

@BlackKnight10k @nanniquilts Ya don't say...

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@kkmng0 @gloriousthugs_ @longlivemanon Is this "getthefuckouttahere" en francais? @gloriousthugs_

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I don't know much about Azerbaijan but I'm really starting to like these people...

NOELREPORTS 🇪🇺 🇺🇦

@NOELreports

2 years

Azerbaijjan officially sides with Ukraine. Today they called Russia an occupier, aggressor and condemned Moscow for crimes against humanity in Ukraine on national television. They also threatened Iran with the separation of Azerbaijanis from Tehran’s rule.

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@lrozen

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4 years

@aimeetambwe @RoAnnaSylver No, because this is WAY better

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@squirelskitchen

6 months

Virginia, you deserve better.

More Perfect Union

@MorePerfectUS

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Wasn’t needed for who??

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@olgatokariuk @steven_seegel

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@squirelskitchen

3 years

@anneapplebaum I'm hoping this is because we're just warming up. That list should get much longer day by day until the Russians can't afford shells anymore.

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@malki Kid's got moxy. And a lotta tape.

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@GraysAutonomy @mayawiley This is a likely possibility. The chaos opens the door for them.

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@PaulJawin

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@BeeeKevin @DylanBurns1776

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@YWNReporter @spook_info

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@squirelskitchen

5 months

We are lucky to have him.

Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸

@NickKnudsenUS

5 months

THIS is why Joe Biden is my pick for President. He's a genuine human. Nothing distinguishes him more from Donald Trump than his compassion. This interview is a much-watch. He admits having suicidal thoughts after the death of his wife and daughter. This man oozes humanity.

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@ossoff @DHStokyo

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@AWFULfanPOSTERS @Kama_Kamilia

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@squirelskitchen

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@olgatokariuk 3,000 arrests. They may have difficulty organizing. I doubt we've seen the last of those.

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@JMM621 @wordwarrior16 @kylegriffin1

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@JoshuaClennon @NYCMayor @NYCParks Even if it WAS a homeless encampment you should question any behavior like this by the police. Don't wait until they come for you.

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@mr_gh0stly

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@ginnyhogan_ Sooooo, they all snore the same while you look for a towel?

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I mean, it makes you wonder if they drugged Andrew Gillum.

Voting matters 🗳⚖️.

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@oneunderscore__ ... 32,000 vote difference

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@aherman2006 "He's from Canada. You wouldn't know him. "

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@anthonycwalker From experience, use cardboard between you and pavement, add a yoga mat if you can get one. Fold it up and keep it for the next night when you find a good piece. Flower shops are best. Beware of staples. Don't share, it spreads body lice.

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@IAPonomarenko They don't want to talk about losing 500 guys and 30 artillery systems in ome day in Kherson? I'm shocked. This is my shocked face. Keep up the great work.

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@Osinttechnical Starting to realize how Russia gets their numbers...

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@AndrewPerpetua Yesterday the Russians apparently lost 23 guns and 6 rocket trucks, and about 500 men. No one can sustain that.

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@chipfranklin @Joeleach52 @realDonaldTrump Related

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@ProfessaJay Or just a regular person who needs to go to work. They really don't want regular people to be able to vote.

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@LostWeapons They don't have winter gear. That's gonna be a problem.

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@davidfrum

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@Iissy_takes @TrentTelenko @mvario1

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@JimBrowski12 @TrentTelenko I think we sent volume and Canada sent quality. So Ukraine should be covered.

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@lesiavasylenko They think this will damage resolve and will to fight. I suspect they have miscalculated.

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@squirelskitchen

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@thegrugq I am the very model of a Russian Major General I sold the fuel and the comms to pay for youthful genitals And now the snipers on my ass are piercing organs alphabetical. If you see me wave goodbye because I won't be headin' home I am the very image of a Russian Major General

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@brooklynmarie @nbc4i For real, I live alone. EVERY DAY IS MEN MAKE DINNER DAY AT MY HOUSE.

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@UAWeapons I'm hoping this is a rare exception to the rule...

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@DonLew87 I'm losing it at how hard she just shidded on him for mo reason. Literally with tears in my eyes. @DojaCat , you are an artist.

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@Angry_Staffer We need @maddow to give us ALL the gory details as soon as possible.

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@DZBillFulton Don't crime online.

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@PreetBharara Why we did it.

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@SpaghettiKozak @Fio_edwards

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3 years

@thegrugq Oh, we gotta add problems cardiological to the refrain...

AlexandruC4

@AlexandruC4

3 years

BREAKING: ⚡️ Russian Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu had a heart attack. Therefore, he has not appeared at official events since mid-March,” writes Anton Gerashchenko, adviser to the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine.

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@paulkrugman This looks funny. So, it restricts quantity and drives up prices? So these same people can cry about inflation on Faux News?

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@saintjavelin They actually could have stayed in Russia and not died in Ukraine. Like, it was not only an option, it was a good option, and an easy one. I think that's probably the biggest...

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@squirelskitchen

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@maxseddon This is exactly why so many POWs are calling their moms. It's a genius move to undermine this propaganda by the Ukrainian security services. Truly a master class in information warfare.

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@parrot_soldier It's like the free speech guy is letting is have less free speech...

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@olex_scherba @A_Melikishvili

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@Angry_Staffer I mean, there's sabotage and then there's whatever the fuck this is. Hat's off to whoever went next level on this project.

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@squirelskitchen

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Cops intentionally leaving weapons in the hands of people brandishing rhem illegally but going through other people's pockets looking for them is the problem.

Film The Police LA

@FilmThePoliceLA

9 months

This guy terrorized a protester with an illegal weapon, and the LAPD refused to take the victim’s report.

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@squirelskitchen

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@prestonstew_ It's almost like the troll forgot which flag has was posting under?

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@squirelskitchen

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@A_SHEKH0VTS0V You're wrong on one point. We want to support Ukrainian academics by giving them temporary support during the war - but undermine the Russian state by getting Russian academics to leave. Russia must import technology that we sanction and can't replace it with domestic production

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@natsechobbyist @ZelenskyyUa @IAPonomarenko @elonmusk I have seen one other contender

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@squirelskitchen

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@LesiaLVD @lisamagnusson I'm generally against censorship but I don't even get how the joke would be funny. This was comedy? Or "comedy"?

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@squirelskitchen

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"If we fire the gang members we won't have a department," is not a good defense as to why you are arming, training, and giving qualified immunity ro gangs of criminals. This guy is a piece of shit.

People's City Council - Los Angeles

@PplsCityCouncil

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“I'm telling you under oath that there are many deputies w/ tattoos. If you aim to eliminate all tattooed deputies then you’ll create a public safety crisis.” - Sheriff Villanueva on why he couldn’t fire deputy gang members Watch live here: #LASDgangs

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@WarMonitor3 This one or another one?

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@thisuser_isdumb @mhmck

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@TheFl0orIsLaVa Ma'am, we need to talk about your trigger discipline.

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@Shift2015 @UAWeapons Avoiding friendly fire is a high priority when the enemy is using mainly artillery curtains and most of your force were civilians two weeks ago.

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@squirelskitchen

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@MaximEristavi No ICBMs yet, and we're trying to keep it that way.

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@squatsons @GravitysRa1nbow Obligatory

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@XSovietNews I don't know if that will ever happen again, largely because of this. Russia didn't just attack Ukraine. They attacked humanity.

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@BaghdadLavrov @WarMonitor3

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@quantian1 @constans

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@carterforva I almost feel bad getting this much use out of one meme I stole but what can I do? If the shoe fits...

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@reporterjoe This is a good tweet. People should do tweets like this.

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@SophieSRapp @ericgarland Wait, what the actual fuck? Lemme get this straight. You're attempting to schmooze your way into SS good graces to get close to FLOTUS and you botch it by boxing with a mailman??!?!?

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@squirelskitchen

2 years

This tweet wins. We can all go home now.

Sara Spector

@Miriam2626

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Welcome to Texas: where all pussies are accountable except the Uvalde Police Department.

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@lrozen @JuliaDavisNews It's all about internal messaging. If they admit that they have to go back to beg the Ukrainians for a meeting the regime loses face. So they make NATO and the US some kind of boogeyman.

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@squirelskitchen

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@mattyglesias Because he doesn't pay taxes and is doing this with money that should have been schools and hospitals.

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@squirelskitchen

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@Aviation_Intel Russia is gonna get fucked. No one is letting this go. Short of capitulation they will be under insane financial duress for at least a decade.

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