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@SharksOnCouches

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rebranding to focus on my community notes writing career

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Photos of the shooter coming out
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The names of the books are literally visible. She is calling the diary of Anne Frank porn
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@souljagoytellem Are you joking, or have you forgotten like 2008-2016
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@tombomp When you know more about riptides than about writing
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@themrd81 @smileeBWR This is Uncomfortably high res
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@legotrillermoth Designated Hittler
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Still kind of shocking that they didn’t have anyone who recognized him before posting this
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The #FBI is still seeking information on people who took part in the violence at the U.S. Capitol on January 6. If you know this individual, visit . Refer to photo 247 in your tip.
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Surely it gets boring pretending to be this naive and scandalized
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@TheMrPasquale Cue the “death threats” pivot
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@aaashlynv @ChrisPTaco69 @harlanrosen There’s an easier way to prevent a strike: not stonewalling the union.
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@MeganBitchell Bfs dress up like this
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@itsIegal okay name one of those books that's pornography.
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@souljagoytellem But the joke isn’t that the GOP isn’t incompetent, just that they’re evil. It’s also not that the Dems are incompetent, but that they’re extremely hesitant to use their power (which is also true)
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@legotrillermoth the way my jaw dropped more with each image
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@mantra_sam @itsIegal yeah no it doesn't
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@Very__Regular @JaneOst_ good news, it's even more insane apparently
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@barrybongss2 HE'S HAD IT LIKE THIS FOR FOUR YEARS
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@mattyglesias if you limit it to where 60% of your sample is not old enough to have gone to college, it's zero. great analysis matt.
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@rachelmillman 13 minutes from Broadway really got me lol
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@BrandyLJensen "Well, this is either going to be pretty boring or I'm gonna end up in jail"
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*very smart guy voice* actually the diary of Anne Frank IS pornography
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@thatfrood “Very little can be done” smh lies: put in space heaters, seal up the room, and crank it for half a day
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@lib_crusher The rates and percentages understander has logged on
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@RealiaAmelia rollercoaster of a paragraph
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@speckvoices just... just make a phone call at that point
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@d_la_reina @niva86102444817 @JiorJette Okay well with that extra detail I’m on her side, you’ve got a proven track record
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@halomancer1 I’m doing my part
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@jacob_r_schultz It’s a diary. It has passing reference to masturbation. That’s not pornography.
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@bethbourdon "Hmmm today i will commit a felony over a phone using an easily traceable email, over state lines, while implying i'm engaged in an international theft ring"
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@jacob_r_schultz Yeah like every other person who went to high school in America
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@labebebel @jigsawjune @XDOHXO You do realize that the sex positivity movement was things like “you shouldn’t call women sluts,” “we should have sex ed in schools,” and “we should publicly encourage safe sex” right? There’s a reason teen pregnancy rates plummeted
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@tiffanyrg9 @depthsofwiki Hmm i wonder why someone with “oil and freedom gas forever” in their bio might take an insanely bloodthirsty position IRT the Middle East. It’s a mystery!
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@DANDUCK1204 @sirslist @Silver_6_EN @GoodReddit you do realize that you just picked the most skewed sample imaginable right?
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@DocNoirII I tried to click this button even before I read the tweet
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@TadeuszMrozek2 @nikicaga Okay so identify which of those books are pornography.
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@growing_daniel hey lemme take a look at your hard drive for a moment
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@punished_cait “We wanted to make him bi but not pansexual” what the hell does this mean
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@regimiro_ The follow-up tweet is also hilarious where he says he’s been getting into the r word recently
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Libs of Tiktok is a fascist, racist, homophobic to the point her own followers disagree with her, freak with real power. It’s an unequivocal good for her to be unmasked, and there’s no reason to equivocate about “both sides” here, I promise
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@magg0tlovr It's already grotesque and insensitive, but made even worse considering that she literally could've done a costume where she's trapped under a bell jar. It's like deciding to go as Robin Williams and going "Hmm, I could go as the genie, but instead I'll walk around with a noose"
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@AsterixTTV @UNSTABLEPOSTING @JUNlPER He didn’t say he runs a food bank, he said he runs a homeless shelter. And i highly doubt that it is directly funded by feastables
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@SkinnyTuna I thought we had escaped this genre when vine died
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@IwriteOK Apparently quitting your bipolar meds cold turkey too many times can make the meds much less effective and your symptoms worse, so I’m not even sure this is a break anymore. Paired with the TBI…
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Secretly recording conversations with a drunk trans woman to store and use as evidence later, maybe sell to Fox News. Just normal things to do.
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@Forever_Wario It’s problematic to fight alcoholism
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@broderick I will say, that's a far superior ball pit
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@bobby Seeing this in person was genuinely mind boggling. There was a cart return literally 1 aisle over
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@bornposting Also isn’t the whole point of cancer that it’s random
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@TadeuszMrozek2 @nikicaga Sex Ed is not the same as pornography, try again
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@BlighttownNIMBY @osamabishounen They did, but then they got it stolen from them. I think they’re pretty demoralized and broken at this point, DE and its lore was decades in the making
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Mans said he’s been getting into the r word recently
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@nickschadegg I only started using the R word on Twitter quite recently, if you look at the time stamp on this post, I may not have been using the R word so openly at that time
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@thedigitaldash_ "bank gets to ask me for more taxes" if this isn't a scam report them for evading taxes and collect some reward money lol
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@gothgirl_prelaw Also, he worked at NASA before he left to do his webcomic full-time. Not exactly failed lol
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@dogshit95 Also, that tweet is just… wrong. It’s quite successful in the theatres it’s been playing in, it’s just that it has fewer showings, in fewer theaters, than big budget marvel movies
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@MeganBitchell I was going to break up with my current partner, but her parents and sister died and it just doesn’t seem like the right thing to do right now. Even worse, I’m supposed to be going to Europe with two friends for a festival (alone), but she found out about it and is coming with us
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@hangsawoman Yes i am very confident that at no point in the movie are they going to have an arc where he finds out and is hurt because he thinks she was only pretending to be interested in him for the car. Why yes, I’ve never seen a movie before, why do you ask?
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@junker_jo Um ackshully they give you a powder to mix with the non-carbonated beverage of your choice
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@TealBaron @FranziaMom They've both said they just didn't particularly like each other, and that they got on each others nerves
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@collnsmith @smallunnaturals Wait he works full time and keeps them home? This is straight child abuse Jesus
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@Srirachachau It’s so funny. Do people think that the Oscar’s is all improv??
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@jaketropolis “Enter malfunctioning power armor?” There i have fixed that issue with that encounter without completely changing the gameplay of power armor
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@DANDUCK1204 @sirslist @Silver_6_EN @GoodReddit that results in things like being extremely wrong about what the average person does
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@coopercooperco "add to the record" what record????
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@dorothea2534 “Or would that in any way be against the rules” I guess he hasn’t gotten to the public indecency section of crimlaw bar prep yet
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@JUNlPER 👨‍🔧and i'm ready to get to work doing cyber harassment
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@ShowYourCat Napping at 8:30 PM. You mean... going to sleep?
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@FormerDILF @smilingnodding When did they make littering a federal crime??
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@punished_cait “Magazine ads you couldn’t block” you mean the technique of “Just not reading the ads”???
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@AstuteCFO He left, got drunk and partied for a few days, then came back and claimed he shot a general
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@lilgrapefruits I was going to say "Honestly, given they're women, there's a non-zero chance they were at least making out and she didn't realize they were making our romantically," took a quick peek at the replies, and I was totally right.
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@KIM_brly I would have thought the making out would have been her first clue, but... Yeah.
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This immediately took of more than my History of Violence one lol
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@machineiv @OwenRBroadhurst Meanwhile Dropout is on pause because they ARE SAG
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@TristanMCarroll Extremely performative, but at least it's nice to know that they'll still throw a huge hissy fit
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@Comrade_Waluigi Do you know what a narrative director does and do you think that position entails directing the art
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@bluecheckman … yeah that sentence pretty clearly states that it’s $5,000 of the prop manager’s money. Why would the prop manager give deniro deniro’s money?
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@BrandyLJensen At first I was confused because this just less like a scam and more like extortion, but once it hit the thing about the CIA agent I was firmly on team "this would not happen to me"
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@RaudRododendron @MaxCulbertson @timerube Well, not really. Lore just refers to the entire knowledge base. The issue isn’t that the term is inaccurate, it’s just that phrasing it like that looks silly when it’s a fact said in the first 30 seconds of the movie
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@smokeismedicine There is so much psychology there i whispered “fuck” under my breath
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@heyy_chi Why does a scene need to advance an important plot, character, or relationship moment. Why can’t it just contribute to the vibe, be an aesthetic scene, or just recognize that actors are usually incredibly attractive
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@Betamik @EuphoriTori critical analysis does not only mean analysis you agree with
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@sorkincel no she finished rapping right before this segment
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@bartleby_era This is a fumbling of cosmic proportions
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@greenTetra_ Also that guy’s an American lawyer and both the people he shot died
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@epanitch @AmandaLMcGee Killing people is not the same as lighting a car on fire
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@staticbluebat The entire first act is a long contemplative lead up of him waxing poetically about how good of an assassin he is only to fuck it up because he gets impatient
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@doulbedoink He was so fucking menacing it’s insane
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@Lesleymelinda73 @RealMattCouch do you think that an unusually cold winter, paired with a series of the hottest summers on record, might be one of those "extreme weather events" that people talk about happening as greenhouse gases build? The reason it's cold is because a bunch of arctic air from the polar
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@adhdnojutsu They aren’t importing missiles and vehicles
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@felixbunchofes @Amara_Shamveil @alixbugbug That’s the Phoenix, Linux is a genus of medium-sized wild cats which includes the North American Bobcat
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@daggerandpen That is indeed the guy from Mr. Show
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@dogfanhan I feel like some people have a MASSIVE misconception of the behavior of their peers, which heightens their perceived difference from the norm. I can see HOW they arrive at the mindset but… come on lol
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