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@Pliny_theElder

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@Pliny_theElder
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please watch this to see the dipshit military cop have no idea what to do when a guy just tells him no
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almost an instant follow but unfortunately a very low percentage of her posts on here are as good
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what terrible news. hope everyone is ok. god isn't real btw
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the new report system has an example of a post that is against the rules and it's a banger
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@barstoolchicago @barstoolWSD did you mean to post a different video that isn't embarrassing for the barstool guy
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best of luck with that last part
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@DukeAlumni replacing duke university with a big patch of grass would probably have a bigger net benefit
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the so called "tolerant left" have painted a white stripe on my back, leading to unwanted romantic attention from a very persistent skunk
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i guess that's a "no"
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marie kondo: does this object bring you joy? me, looking longingly at a piece of scrap metal in the basement that i could possibly use for something someday: hell yeah it does
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@bgmasters how do i open pdf 📉 how do i use macdonald touchscreen 📈
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@JedediahBila jack off before posting online
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@BabyHughy94 @Chadwick_Moore why did you sign it as "a gay" if you hate identity politics
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@JacquiDeevoy1 taking a break from vomiting and crapping pints of blood to jack off. oh no that's blood too
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is this how this rule works? posting a name with no context? what a fucking loser lol
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(yelling across water to teenage crew team) you don't need those. you're so beautiful under there. (trying to swim out to boat)
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I’m in DC today and just saw a group of girls on the Potomac rowing—outside in the sunshine—all of them with masks on. Just totally insane.
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@walkerforco I know just what to do to fix this. post another annoying video that sucks
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@xGrantTaylorx @BNONews *smiling serenely* i would have reacted to this with my cat like reflexes and simply leapt to the center while somehow arresting my forward momentum
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@EclecticHams pretty unique holding method here. backhand style
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3 years
@EricRWeinstein what a weird coincidence. ahh well no need for self reflection
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lmao
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distilled maga boomer, equally furious about a woman wearing a hijab and her daughter not wearing one
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@oldfriend99 seems to me like moving around and setting the alarm off would help the situation
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you can tell this is really to the citizens of gaza because it's in their native language, english
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Israel Defense Forces
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To the citizens of Gaza: The IDF is striking Hamas weapons stores hidden inside civilian buildings in Gaza. Although Hamas wants to put you in harm's way, we urge you to stay away from Hamas' weapons sites and get to safety. Our goal is only to strike terror.
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@lib_crusher guy who pretends his brain chip company is real: whoa whoa let's slow down on this cyberpunk stuff
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@BugPennis tower: hey man this is being recor.. pilot: AND ANOTHER THING
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we got a class 3 yashar situation here
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@TheMacrobian the microbrain
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@JoyceWhiteVance the dissents will be very powerful. listen to yourself. what the hell is wrong with lawyers? christ
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@dash_eats are they trying to train you to be a person
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@sweatystartup show them all this post so they know to stop hanging out with you
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where the fuck did google get this definition for eugenics
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@fox28columbus a hospital bed in the covid ward is the line of duty now?
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@mrosengaard @FlashArtOnWeb jack off before writing articles
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@zackbeauchamp it's only mysterious because you have a dog's brain
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what are you eating? (demon starts chewing faster)
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Masterpieces of Japan
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Shōki: The Demon Queller, early 19th century #netsuke
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@lachancenaomi27 I like the part about the straight line. you can draw one between two points? on god?
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@crookedroads770 lol he melted down about this for hours and kept pointing out how he was laughing and not mad
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@juliaioffe @PuckNews julia do you whistle while you're on the toilet so you remember which end to wipe
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@iamnyosha ma'am I think there's room for more scams on here
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@zebulgar no need to post a source for this very real looking poll that says Doctur on it and still has a blinking cursor in the screenshot. also no need to think about how many kids said they wanted to be a tv/movie star before youtube existed
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@murderxbryan @TimRunsHisMouth yeah from 501 feet away
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@Logan_Ratick hamas' greatest fear is the face tune filter
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@HackBlackburn activate the queen. fairy tale country. grow up
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@SheenaGreitens political scientists should be forced to pick vegetables for no less than three years
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the rare combination of passive and active voice. reserved for when a cop's bullet strikes copflesh
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Officer hit by bullet during "ambush" actually shot himself, say police
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@JucheMane he's right about backing up in his walker and crashing into appliances being funny
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@thekarami the secret: start out looking like a pile of shit
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@TheOvalPawffice did you furiously jack off when you heard the news
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@nkulw draw a line on the ground for you to follow or put an arrow in midair where you need to turn? nah we'll just suspend google maps at the middle distance
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@Goopypanther maybe that guy googles microsoft login every time he needs to log in
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what is going on in the minds of these complete freaks
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@collnsmith muting all of this crap still works
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@therealbradbabs we'll see how committed he is to this after 37 characters in a row are na'vi
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folks,
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@GarbageApe this one is listed at $160k. lol
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@yessicamayers @KendallJenner do not ever speak again on the issue of tipping. thanks
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for a second i thought it was a real post from someone i follow
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@jaypgreene @edreform man it must rock to get paid to plot a trend line on something you made up and still have it look basically unrelated
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liberals think Milo is winning by losing because the Democrats have convinced them that's a real strategy
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@husbandsrevenge losing it at (hard r) - boston
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@SorbIncognito post a selfie real quick bud
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getting my picture taken for the big "my racist hate crime doesn't mean i'm racist" spread in the washington post so i'm pulling my nicest button down out of the old backpack
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@SLCLunk tactically ascertaining the nature of the situation
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neat trick to use hospitalizations per million people in a state with a population of 650,000. what this chart says is that in the entire state of vermont there are less than 60 people in the hospital with covid
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Vermont has the 2nd highest vaccination rate in the country. What is happening?
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@LuxAlptraum it would be one thing for some wall street mutant to say and believe this but a lady who writes about fuckin saying and believing it is just magical
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@Forbes did the genesis gv80 write this article
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@steve2010201 @CTVNews found a clue steve
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@stillgray sorry ian some other super dumb guy beat you to this and got most of the attention you wanted. better luck next time
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@DeborahProudJew 50 year old sees her first sideshow, freaks out
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@JDVance1 aw shucks meemaw i dun heard the big city is scarier than seein a momma bear with her cubs in the holler
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@jordanbpeterson @JustinTrudeau (crying) and then their website said that they were introducing booger flavored ice cream. what is this world coming to
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please remember that president barack obama read every dumb ass word david brooks wrote and regularly invited him to the white house to chat
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@jrhennessy people in those houses trying to sleep
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@TLCplMax avatar changed 30 seconds after I posted this (dusting off hands)
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@michelletandler oh my god are you ok?
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@ferminadaza922 you've been doing these posts for years and haven't found a guy to bust in you, do you think it's time for a new strategy
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hey man sorry but she's not going to let our daughter run out in front of your car to see if it stops by itself. women am I right. anyway,
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⬆️NAPS
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@johnjcook 3 hours later,
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@jillreports @CityofVancouver looks like this person slowed down quite a lot
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@ByYourLogic had to look up this quote from the god Stephen Jay Gould “I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.”
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@NRO if you babies get your diapers changed you'll cheer right up i promise
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@Slate literally no one on earth wonders that
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@Molson_Hart hey man i'll buy one of those plastic toys for 30% less than you want to sell it for. wait what do you mean you're not interested
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the atlantic remains too cowardly to publish my train ideas
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@profmusgrave without that help I would have been homeless. and I should have been made homeless to teach me a lesson about responsibility
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