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Daniel Knauf 👹🌎

@daniel_knauf

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Creator of HBO’s CARNIVÀLE and Nick’s THE ASTRONAUTS. Writer/EP on THE BLACKLIST, SPARTACUS: BLOOD AND SAND and other hit TV series. Author of “Gingerland.”

Weston, FL

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If you like what I have to say, don’t be greedy. Turn your followers on to my mischief. Slap the repost button or post a rec. I’m now hurtling toward the 1,400 mark. My target is eleventy billion, and without your help, that may take another 6 months.

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@nicholasig13 See, here’s the deal. It isn’t even about the chair. It’s about the emotional freight you’ve loaded into the chair. You’ve convinced yourself that if she doesn’t embrace and honor that freight, then she doesn’t love you. But to your fiancee, it’s just about accessorizing a room

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@nicholasig13 Even if you “win,” is it fair to force her to nurse your kid in a chair she hates more and more every time she sits in it? C’mon, dude. You’ve gotta be bigger than that.

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Am I high, or does this guy make total sense?

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My full answer to the BBC: Mi respuesta completa a la BBC:

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@ShadowofEzra I’m quite certain, given her difficult, impoverished background and her grueling struggle to break into the film business, that she probably has profound insights into the human condition that will no doubt serve her artistic vision.

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@growing_daniel An exquisite example of an utterly false moment. When is the last time you’ve seen a whole panel and large audience silenced and held in thrall by a pontificating blowhard?

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@nicholasig13 Getting a big kick out of all the rage triggered by this post from dudes who can’t get laid.😂

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@DelusionPosting The ppl who made Wakanda:

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@amuse @PhyllisChampa18 If they told the truth, the movie would have been just as interesting. Maybe even more interesting.

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@iowahawkblog Perhaps you’d prefer a little Dr. Seuss? I cannot throw a bomb at you. I can’t hijack a plane or two. I cannot block an ambulance. I can’t set fire to my pants. From the river to the sea, Why will they not just let me be?

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@FiveTimesAugust @yesnicksearcy I’m just glad I had the sense to listen to my brilliant spouse. None us took the jab.

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@piewacket8 @nicholasig13 And exactly what is his objective. I mean, other than prove she loves him. And what other tests will she have to “pass” before he’s satisfied. It’s endless.

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@wdwpro1 @TerriDavis15226 So what?

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@Aku_700 @Morbidful If you post a hot take that vile, your parents made monumental mistakes in how they raised you.

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@PingouinHeureux @ChayaRaichik10 What’re you? Magic? An employee of the NSA?

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@TheCensoredRock Picked up these two beauties at my local Army Surplus store! They threw in a Ma Deuce because I paid cash! Yeee-HAW!

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@nicholasig13 Reading the comments, I must say the dynamic here is neither male nor female, but human. We very rarely argue about what we’re *really* arguing about. And without some introspection that uncovers the core of the actual conflict, it cannot be resolved and, often, veers toward

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@FiveTimesAugust Please. Be gentle. Her frontal lobes are no doubt teeming with dead spike proteins and rubber-band clots from all the “boosters.”

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@thoughtspresso @nicholasig13 Every relationship fight is over who loves who more. The difference between drama and melodrama is in what the predicating event is. If it starts with “you don’t love me,” it’s the latter. If it starts with, “Why don’t you ever pick up your socks?” it’s the former.

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Really enjoy the labored huffing and puffing as these intrepid warriors traverse the open ground at a brisk jog, reflecting the slow abolition of school PE and rise of sedentary activities like gaming and internet trolling.

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BREAKING: Far-left extremists just tried storming a Tesla factory near Berlin:

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Just now, I became a grandpa for the very first time!

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@newstart_2024 @WinstonWaits What could go wrong?

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@CollinRugg This is why I keep 5 or 6 M80s in my glove compartment at all times.

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@ThouDothProtest @JamieSaleCFT *We all?* Then I guess I’m the only person who doesn’t know a single soul who died from Covid.

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@deidrejowen Chlamydia

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@JacquiDeevoy1 @wisteriadeb2022 Yes. Chronic denial and willful blindness.

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@YouAreLobbyLud How sad that you actually believe that.

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@FilmLadd So it appears his sole qualification was his role as a “Payload Specialist” (i.e civilian passenger) on Space Shuttle Columbia. This is as absurd as it would be to appoint someone to be Secretary of Transportation by virtue of having been a passenger on an aircraft. Oh, wait…

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@MarioNawfal Gee. I wonder why that’s happening? Things were totally chill a month ago. Plenty of water, Wi-Fi, medicine, no air-raids. What gives?

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@DocMellyMel A more incisive question might be what’s your stance on pancakes? Slightly racist? Egregiously racist?

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@noatishby @benshapiro You do know that “subtle” and “overt” are antonyms.

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@octopuscaveman I prefer edibles for long flights.

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@WallStreetApes In Lahaina, we never will hear In Lahaina, why those kids disappeared In La-hi-ah-na-ah Da press go to sleep And da Government and Banks ain’t making a peep.

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@Sal_Robins Expect to be fired.

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@JoyceCarolOates Exactly how is that different from working in a career for 20+ years, being replaced by a younger candidate and collecting a severance package that is far less lucrative than alimony?

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@sfmcguire79 See how easy it is?

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@KaladinFree You can tell by his removal of his coat and tie before being taken into custody, this isn’t his first rodeo. Boss move.

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@CDFoxAuthor Calling in sick. Taking a sick-day.

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@tonytost Rad, yeah. For a cheesy 70s horror paperback.

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@teachrobotslove Mostly because they’re introduced to him with The Old Man and the Sea, which is a mannered piece of balderdash masquerading as a profound allegory written at the very peak of his believing his own fawning press. Almost everything else is superb. Even Across the River and Into

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@milifeasdad Amateur. I would have had a fake name locked and loaded. “Alana the Warbler.”

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@fopminui @livefromFV @CollinRugg Men have struggled under the same constraints since time immemorial. Women joined the party a half century ago. They blame “the patriarchy,” but it is actually due to the hierarchical social structure hard-baked into humans by evolution. Simply put: there are leaders and there

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@DVATW Nose ring is a bad choice in the event of a fight.

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@JustStop_Oil @NationalGallery If your organization’s objective is to marginalize your issue to the bleeding, crazy-pants edge of societal discourse, you’re doing a spectacular job.

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@TheChiefNerd Howard who?

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As soon as I reach 1,000 followers, I will announce a major new development regarding CARNIVÀLE. So start RTing, my pretties!

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@Morbidful They should tack on 5 years just for the tattoos.

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@playteaux “Last time I saw a mouth like that, there was a hook stuck in it!”

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@EmmaScott Nothing. The problem is intrusively loud soundtracks bury the dialogue in the mix, plus the prevalence of Method acting has resulted in a generation of actors who mumble their lines.

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@TheEyes2022 @MarinaMuhlberg Don’t be silly. People in good physical shape in their prime have inexplicably been dropping dead for decades!

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@Morbidful In the good old days, all we did was tie red bath towels around our necks and jump off the roof.

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@CartlandDavid Once. Ivermectin and zinc cleared it up in 4 days.

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@ChrisMasterjohn @Cernovich The statistically low life spans of pre industrial individuals was immensely skewed by infant and childhood mortality rates. If you made it past your 8th birthday, barring accidents and misadventure, chances were you would live to a ripe old age.

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@QueenAnticommie I remember riding my BMW on the 210 Freeway and rolling over an extension ladder lying across the inside 3 lanes. Sure glad I had a firm grip on my handlebars. This guy? Like a walrus slapping the blacktop at 75 mph. Gooey.

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@VisionaryVoid @historyinmemes I can see why they hid it.

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@JoyceCarolOates Reprehensible.

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@CollinRugg Love the geniuses checking for Zionists inside the jet engines.

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@Morbidful Back when a Nobel Prize meant something.

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Not a typo. Her anus IS around his neck.

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I saw this on Facefeck: in The Long Walk by Stephen King. I guess trads have typos too. BUT WHAT A TYPO!!!

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@LozzaFox Did anybody ask the babies?

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@HerringAli Looks like a 70s horror paperback cover.

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@kristaINK You never remember what you paid for things you desire, but you recall to the penny the price of things that you settled on.

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@Morbidful He was also doing copious amounts of Pervitin.

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@BlueSlots “It’s easier to fool someone than to convince them that they have been fooled.” ~ Mark Twain

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I was on a set, watching the crew's tension rise as a child performer screwed up 30 takes. No one was mean, but you could cut the tension with a knife; it looked like we might not make our day. Of course, the kid picked up on it. The pressure on him was way too much for any

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@UnzMebelo @stkirsch @Paldron I don’t think it’s possible to be overly critical.

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@Logically_JC No one is “afraid” of public education. They’re pissed about declining academic standards and state-sponsored propagandizing.

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The unholy and corrupting alliance between big corporations and politicians is the very definition of fascism.

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How did American capitalism become American corporatism? A little at a time and then all at once. The problem is complicated by the drive to purge serious dissent at all levels of society.

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@iowahawkblog

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@iheartmindy Isn’t it amazing that computer glitches always favor the banks and Democrat candidates?

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@iowahawkblog “The clutch under your hand?” How can you possibly see the road if your head is in the footwell?

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@Rothmus Approved cultural appropriation is a one way street, I’m afraid.

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@PolitiBunny The Battle of the Network Stars.

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@MarioNawfal And she’ll wonder why her Starbucks Venti Caramel Ribbon Crunch Frappuccino costs $37 and demand that something be done about price gouging.

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@Devon_Eriksen_ An astute assessment, Devon. But I have a few things to add from an insider’s perspective. I’ve always been an outlier in Hollywood. Like you, I broke in late in life in my mid-40s. I didn’t have any friends or family in the business. After I got in, I didn’t socialize or

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@vegasstarfish The only company that got resorts like this right was Disney, and even they don’t get it right anymore. The key has always been obsessive cleaning and maintenance. Cut corners on that, and the place turns into a filthy zoo cage in no time.

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@iowahawkblog “Folks.” 🤣

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@Kurz_Prime Me, too.

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@ksorbs They’re only bad if us peasants use them.

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@sciam The main takeaway from this article is that protests and demonstrations—especially violent or disruptive ones—are counter effective to achieving goals, unless the goal is social chaos.

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Springsteen is beloved as a New Jersey State treasure because all he sings about is packing up his little girl, owning the night, busting free. and riding hard out of this dirty, dead, no-name New Jersey town.

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@JamesLucasIT Italy, hands down. Most Americans have no clue regarding the variety and breadth of their regional cuisine. And no other country—no one—can even touch the level of care they take in its preparation. The ingredients are all fresh and curated, farm to table.

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@Scearpo Drawing conclusions about societal trends off one freakshow viral video is silly.

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@Devon_Eriksen_ They call it “mission creep.” I call it “creeps on a mission.”

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@JessClarke007 @expatlizz This “flu-like illness” was once called called “the flu.” It went around every year and wasn’t really a big deal until our dear leaders and the media stirred up a global panic over a pathogen with an 0.24% fatality rate.

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@stickermule Reality check. For reference:

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My dad was a wheelchair-confined paraplegic. He was an amazing human, a very successful salesman, superb provider, active in local charities and deeply respected by everyone in who ever met him. He hated ramped curbs. Here’s why: 1) They were unnecessary; there was almost

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@AreOhEssEyeEe Actually, the seasonal hole in the ozone layer was reduced by the banning of CFCs, and is expected to be completely healed by 2050.

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@UnityNewsNet She’s dead, like the real Paul McCartney, soon to be likewise replaced by a double.

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@wanyeburkett It’s all very simple case of supply and demand. If you have a job that almost anyone can do, you are not going to make as much as people who can do a job hardly anyone can do, no matter how hard you work.

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@adamisfigurin Volunteer with an animal rescue charity. Mostly women, many of them wealthy.

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So if any of you like what I’m doing here, it would be great if you would show a little love and RP or recommend me to friends.

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@redsteeze Actually no. It started… right… here:

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@Morbidful Annabelle Lector.

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@DanRegan_Comedy Actually, it’s because they can’t say, “Are you fucking kidding me?”

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@historyinmemes They became obsolete with the introduction of mRNA vaccines.

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@lucas_kinkaid Why are you trying to hurt me? Is it out of hatred or do you simply draw pleasure from it?

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@WallStreetSilv That bad people always get their just deserts. Which is why I am compelled to believe in the existence of Hell.

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Why did Michelangelo paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel rather than the floor? Because it would get fucked up, that’s why. The only reason anyone would choose to render art on the surface of a trafficked roadway is because they *want* it to get fucked up. That way, they

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A group of five to six kids just starting doing donuts and creating skid marks on the Pride Mural. Right in front of me as we’re reporting on three people getting arrested for doing the same thing last night. @KHQLocalNews

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This is a weirdly perfect symbol of public school education in America.

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Mistakes were made.

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@SwampCommunist @spiceee

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