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2 years

@amybethjones You only time you lie down in Piccadilly Gardens is when you have been stabbed.

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@fesshole ‘Booked a couple of male escorts the next day’. As you do.

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@thaicollie It’s basically the Trafford Centre

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@Haymo1998 @StoolFootball Thought he could act the big un and got found out.

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@BBCBreaking Hhahhahahahhaaa sell ya pics from inside prison ya bad knob head.

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@GeorgeMonbiot @VodafoneUK Auto answers - they can’t even be bothered proactively reaching out to you.

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@AwayDaySleepers At least do it in a pint glass you scruff.

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7 years

@CharlesMBlow Difference is- Obama wouldn’t have ever done that. Trump doesn’t deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence.

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6 years

@TomZanettiTZ

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1 year

@Flood_Pull @M1keSanders @ViciousVideos Sandy Hook was fuck and around and find out then?

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1 year

@mcandidate ‘Just end me’

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6 months

@BetMGMUK @GMandGetFucked Hi Bet MgM just to let you know after seeing all the negativity this week - I won’t ever be trying your site 🫡👋

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3 years

@henrywinter Education? What to not kick a cat?

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@DaftLimmy ‘What was that?’

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4 years

@mrmikekennedy @TheKennyScott It’s obviously CCTV. Don’t give up your day job Poirot.

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6 months

@HanrattyDave Great impression tbf

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@EuropeanBob7 @Danny_McMoomins Had a mate who years ago started going gym. Met him in the pub before Villa at home (macheda goal) I asked him what he wants to drink - water, the cracks out his chicken breast. Absolutely soulless existence imo.

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4 years

@jameshamilton ‘MATT DAMON’

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11 months

@FBAwayDays How can you not like Garnacho?

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3 years

@bjacko691 @HamezLufc @Georgebateman15 Nonce

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6 years

@SkyUK @RachelRileyRR This person deserves a raise.

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9 months

@gamray His band doesn’t have a guitar in it, therefore it’s not a proper band.

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1 year

@FollowMeltdowns

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2 years

@Vega_yanited @Donny_beek6 @Everton

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6 months

@AndyMitten @StAnnsHospice He might play for the wrong club but that doesn’t make him a bad lad 👍

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7 months

@townsendyesmate Conversely, if they come in earlier than usual - ‘pissed the bed have we?’

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4 years

@ROUNDTHEBEND__ Could have killed the lad with the shot and the drop to the floor. Then he kicks him. You lads getting a hard on off this need to give your head a fucking wobble.

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4 years

@JoshuaCPowers @AntHam88 @NehhLmao It wasn’t easy Josh. Spotting that and then forming an absolute belter of a dance track from it was far from easy.

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2 years

@FairCop_ I often feel more racist when I’m standing up rather than sitting down. I also crave a line when I’m fully erect rather than prone.

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2 years

@Saammi_47 @nocontextfooty It’s an equaliser. Do you understand how football works?

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3 years

@DavidCohenFulop @JayMotty @jimw1 Shit Dave nobody knew that. Thanks for popping by.

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3 years

@Beanocascarino @WeahsCousin Almost as shit as the name Brian.

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2 years

@btsportfootball Announcing it like they have won the CL 😂

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3 years

@ProfTalmadge This is a really interesting thread and portrays exactly what I have been thinking regarding the Nuclear deterrent. It works if YOU are being attacked but not a third party. We have essentially said that Ukraine is not worth a World War.

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6 years

@JackPiggott__ I like the ‘high five’ symbol though. That’s promoting peace and tolerance.

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2 years

@TheOnion

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@_The72 It’s not exactly Barrow in Furness. That’s the end of the bloody world.

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4 years

@sajidjavid Why don’t you ask your mates who’ve creamed off millions and haven’t even produced and effective track and trace. Embarrassed by the ‘leadership’ of this country.

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4 years

@GoodersH @BBCBreaking So the issue is your friends daughter and her complete lack of responsibility

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1 year

@Warburtons I don’t usually buy into adverts but have to admit there isn’t anything that compares to the OG Orange Warburton’s loaf.

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9 months

@mcandidate Would rather go for a pint with this lot tbf

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1 year

@Caradelevingne Not giving Martin the time of day when he’s adored by F1 fans and you are on the grid is a major own goal.

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@BabaGol_ What’s the link?

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2 years

@10DowningStreet @hmtreasury

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2 years

@fesshole The best bosses give the people who do the work/ideas all the credit. Being able to foster that environment is a great skill. Recruit people who are better than you have always been my mantra.

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@chewio_ @paledollz @Leonnyoung @GoodGrimey @wannabeyerdog @timjsully

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@AdamNUFC_ @Danny_McMoomins Inaccurate because Simon Jordan didn’t mention that he owned a football club.

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@JT__v4 It’s called being gay mate

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4 years

@Marsh4LL1 I’m absolutely appalled at this. Somebody needs to be prosecuted for intimidation. Who the fuck do these people think they are?

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3 years

@motherboard This is weird. Isn’t that pretty much what the whole business model is? Like google banning search?

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@I_amMukhtar Didn’t agree with her selling council houses but was a direct beneficiary of said process? Absolute lemon.

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2 years

@TashP351 This played on my mind for a good 6 months as a kid. I’m still scared of it at 37.

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@TheFastShow1 Got sent to the Headmasters office once as a kid because I kept blurting out in class ‘where’s me washboard’ 😂😂

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6 years

@BBCNews @theresa_may One of the most shameful things this country has done in a long, long time

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4 years

@ourrachblogs Having experience of this myself, I know how utterly devastating it is. I genuinely hate so many people in this country.

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@fesshole Worked at a Tesco warehouse and a lad nicked one of them massive deli counter ones to eat in the loo. Couldn’t eat it all so tried to shove it down the toilet and flooded the whole bogs with it.

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@triggs14 ‘You wanna walk a mile in my shoes Jerry’ ‘So do you’ ‘Ohh that’s it, go for the hat trick why don’t you? slash me tires’ Absolute genius

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@clips_classic The point at which Renton kills Tommy.

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@eugeneh84 Do I qualify if my wife’s grandparents were Irish?

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@jonbir90 If only I’d been provided with those god given snooker skills 😭

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4 years

@Danny_McMoomins Is it weird that this was the first thing I thought of?

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4 years

@sajidjavid I don’t agree what she did but you can’t make someone stateless. She’s our issue to deal with.

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@bstrnger78 First week of Uni Grand Theft Auto San Andreas came out. Flat mate didn’t turn up to ANY of his first weeks lectures playing that. We lost a lot of hours to that game.

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@fesshole Buy a dog and have it sit in the room staring at you.

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@cantseyy @Danny_McMoomins I’m sure I’ve had a pint of Schlotterbeck-Rüdiger-Klostermann

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@JamieBriody @FBAwayDays I don’t support Real Madrid but if my lad wanted Bellingham’s top I wouldn’t be upset 🤷‍♂️

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3 years

@HolmbergRobyn @BBCNews Is NZ going to be in perpetual lockdown forever? Covid free but a liberal North Korea?

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3 years

@Muqadaam Not the values of the people that are imposing strict Sharia law in their homeland. The type that allow women to go to work etc. Means guy people don’t get stoned to death etc. I’m first to criticise this government but most of us are alright thanks. Ps I’m glad they are coming.

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@MikeStuchbery_ @dno115_ @Braxy250 @JuanDraper16 @PrisonPlanet Categorically the best takedown I've seen on here. 👍 as a history graduate, I applaud you.

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2 years

@fesshole Was this before or after he bummed you?

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@ianbremmer @IChotiner Didn’t Modi have some serious questions to answer on the 2002 riots? 🤔

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3 years

@Danny_McMoomins famous on the Gram mate

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@OfficialDUP @adamcorrie Could say that for half the planet.

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2 years

@Esqueer_ I mean this is one of the best things I’ve seen in 12 years of twitter.

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3 years

@eat_mcr Needs a card machine these days. I barely carried cash before covid now I don’t at all. I hope it picks up for him as I’ve walked past that place a million times before and it was always busy.

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@JohnSimpsonNews Reports suggest Russia just threw soldiers at Avdiivka and the Ukranians simply couldn’t shoot them all. It’s incredibly sad.

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3 years

@BBCPolitics Yeah I often get pissed and eat cheese whilst im working productively.

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2 years

@FKiernan5 My god. One of the greatest to ever play and look at him now.

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4 years

@Danny_McMoomins @alexisconran @Yorkshire_Mag This is the bit I’m genuinely gutted about. It’s so fucking backward. My children aren’t going to have anywhere near the freedom I took for granted.

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@AwayDays_ Would rather have some cans tbh

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6 years

@Danny_McMoomins What do Man United and Black Eyed Peas have in common? They're both shite without Fergie.

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2 years

@BBCNews This is the news we want on a Sunday morning. Excellent 👍 👏👏

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4 years

@TheFastShow1 God I still use that ‘bit werrr, bit wehhh’ to describe dodgy people 😂😂

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@Danny_McMoomins Rustic Fishy Mince Wet Farmer's Pie

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3 years

@AndyMitten Thought he was the finished article and strutted round like Ballon Dor winner. Bang average and still js

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1 year

@Danny_McMoomins When you meet someone who ‘doesn’t really follow anyone’ and ‘Prefers F1’

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2 years

@BBCNews How is 19 years long enough?

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4 years

@Ciara87C Someone said that about me being from Manchester. I asked them to explain it. Was quite awkward but thought fucking explain that. It’s a stupid phrase and means nothing.

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@LeRatio16 @FBAwayDays Most successful team of all time. Yeah delusional ya crank.

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