Which is the worst accent in a movie?
1. Dick van Dyke's cockney in Mary Poppins.
2. Michael Caine's aussie in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
3. James Coburn's aussie in The Great Escape.
4. Keane Reeve's english in Bram Stoker's Dracula.
Top flight football is finished. It’s been hijacked by terrible bastards like this. A 150 year old sport full of social history and stories, boiled down into a fucking TikTok dance by these cunts who have no grasp of the game and what it means.
Bin.
Well
@Ladbrokes
have challenged me to pick 3 winners at Cheltenham today and this is what I’ve gone with. If you are having a bet. Please gamble responsibly!
1.30 - 1 Asain Master
2.10 - 5 Ill Etait Temps
5.30 - 6 Salvador Ziggy
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Bosh❤️
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Imagine leaking messages that are probably going to be the death blow to this shithouse government and STILL coming out of it looking the bigger cunt! 😂😂
Blame the yanks all you like, but the cunts who need to be targeted are Boris Johnson, Rishi Sunak and Nadine Dorries. Some of you mong cunts will still vote Tory in a few months though. You crayon eating divs.
Two gay lads get knifed in a homophobic attack and not a peep from Sunak or his cunty mates. That woggle eyed prick Farage gets upset by his bank and those wankers are all over him like a wet shower curtain.
Vermin.
Seriously, have a fucking night off eh? Just for once, think about the poor fucking victims rather than screeching into the void about why it happened or who did it. Some of you cunts are more interested in point scoring on Twitter than showing any empathy.
Imagine if Haaland looked ‘normal’ though. He’d be a marketing man’s dream. As it is, he looks like the weird massive kid at the soft play centre with the snotty top lip, who sends all the toddlers flying and barks like a dog.
If I poured a pint of Fosters in a fancy foreign pint glass, 99% of you beer ponces wouldn’t know the difference.
Oh yeah and Madri is worse than Carlsberg.
I’ll tell you what would improve my child’s future. You being fired out of a massive cannon into the sun never to be seen again. You unimpressive, spiteful little shithouse.
Good Morning and Happy Thursday you lovely people! Now today I’m not in Dinos, I’m in the back of a black cab making the journey from London to Manchester. Been on the road since 5am, an will hit a nice cafe once there. Any recommendations? Have a great day. Bosh❤️
If you can’t see how good a footballer Conor Gallagher is, then I’m afraid this isn’t the sport for you. The fact that he winds up all the neck beard exchange students will never not be funny.
96-2000 was probably the most fun I’ve had following Chelsea all over and Luca was a massive part of that. Not only was he a sensational number 9, he was an absolute gent too. Travel well, Luca old son and thank-you.
Walk into my house and I’ll make you a jam sandwich before I cover drive your fucking head for 6 with a cricket bat.
Fucking scummy feral little cunts.
“Yes I could definitely see the great big red fire engine, but I’m such an entitled shithouse I failed to use common sense. My bike riding rights are far more important than people burning to death in a house fire!”
You massive cunt.
Hello
@LondonFire
Is there any chance you could follow your own advice?
Left turning trucks failing to look out for cyclists at junctions is the most deadly thing when it comes to cycling around London.
Seems to be something this driver of yours has forgotten.
It's time that Sadiq Khan ends the uncertainty and commits to retaining Uxbridge Police Station -- it's purpose built, in the right location, and needs to stay open in the best interests of Uxbridge and the West London area.
Imagine ever listening to an opinion spouted by a cunt who looks like this and thinking “hmmm yeah, that resonates with me”. The fucking rat.
I see a few of you follow him too. You daft cunts.
🚨An Apology🚨
Yesterday I put out a sloppy
@X
post based on what I thought were good sources. The Southport murderer was not from the Middle East & not a Channel migrant.
We now know he came from Cardiff & is of Rwandan heritage. It is not known if he was on an MI5/6 watch
when you see someone recording just walk behind the camera or wait literally ten seconds, if you can't do this then you don't deserve to be part of a civilized society
Remember when The Sun did a daily countdown in the run up to Sam Fox’s 16th birthday when she’d be able to get her boobs out? Yeah, proper paragons of virtue when it comes to noncing.
The rotten cunts.
Bends my mind that there’ll be lads in their late 20s / early 30s who’ve never experienced Chelsea being shit. Strap yourselves in chaps, this is gonna be a proper culture shock for you lot 😂
It’s almost as if some of you thick cunts have never seen an inner city riot before. The country didn’t crumble after Brixton, Tottenham, Handsworth, Toxteth, Bradford, Notting Hill did it? You bed wetting, soppy divs.
Stan Bowles was one of those, wasn’t he? Along with Osgood, Hudson, Best, Currie, Worthington, Marsh etc, they terrified the tie and blazer brigade at the FA because they refused to abide by the rules. Mavericks all of them. x
There is no process. There is no plan. The owners are cunts. Some of you are happy to accept this though because it earns you a nicker from your podcasts and fanzines. Get fucked 👍🏻
Look, mate, I know you’re only about 13 and know fuck all about fuck all, but trust me, this city has been riddled with crime for hundreds of years.
Now turn it in with your cunty unsubtle dogwhistle racism and fucking grow up eh? There’s a good lad.
There was no knife crime when London looked like this. No daily stabbings, no daily murders, no daily gang violence.
So what changed?
Be careful how you answer, or you may be called racist.
Imagine signing this absolute fucking nonsense and thinking he’d be just what you need to win a league title. The cunt has nicked a living in this country.
What does “modern and progressive” even mean anyway? Just get someone in who can coach a team to win fucking games by any means necessary. Fuck all this hipster bullshit.
@PetronellaWyatt
You’ve had Custard Tits’ sweaty balls on your chin and his blunt sadness squirting it’s desiccated DNA down your gullet. Therefore, your opinion on any subject is irrelevant.
Good evening!
Read the replies to this girl’s tweet and hold your head in your hands about a certain section of society. We are fucked as a species if this is what women have to deal with.
Barton cunting on about women in football when raspberries like Gabby Agbonlahor, Jamie O’Hara, Jamie Redknapp, Robbie Savage, Danny Murphyand Jermain fucking Jenas nick a living from the game, is just so deliciously fucking ironic.