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@EuropeanBob7

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Boozer. Loser. Jacuzzi user.

Joined June 2022
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
11 months
…..Gatwick Airport’s terrified!
@Soriyn23
SoRin
11 months
Luton Airport Car Park on fire 🔥😞
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
7 months
I can’t do 4 months of this bollocks
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
7 months
What a moment for Klopp ❤️
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
2 months
Gareth Southgate’s favourite sandwich filling is another slice of bread.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
5 months
We’ve bred a generation of wankers
@___KR111
Keir
5 months
Brits abroad, young English people at a pool party, a man in a very shallow pool, Ocean Beach (2023)
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
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@WilshTheBalIer
Sola scriptura
8 months
@CarefreeCraig @osowxvyy You forreal? I've jokingly thrown multiple 180's in a game playing darts with friends and I usually never touch a dart
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
12 days
We now live in a world where Dominic Solanke Is a £65m footballer and no cunt blinks an eye. It genuinely baffling.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
9 months
I see your fella has got his new shoes ready for his work’s Christmas do.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
2 months
If Jay Slater was a black kid the whole ‘convicted machete attacker’ line would be front and centre on every media report.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
2 years
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@brianmoore666
Brian Moore
2 years
Which is the worst accent in a movie? 1. Dick van Dyke's cockney in Mary Poppins. 2. Michael Caine's aussie in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. 3. James Coburn's aussie in The Great Escape. 4. Keane Reeve's english in Bram Stoker's Dracula.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
1 year
Top flight football is finished. It’s been hijacked by terrible bastards like this. A 150 year old sport full of social history and stories, boiled down into a fucking TikTok dance by these cunts who have no grasp of the game and what it means. Bin.
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AFTV
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
5 months
Imagine the sort of cunt you’d have to be to donate to Joey Barton’s gofundme page 😂😂
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
2 years
When are Russia releasing the Liz Truss nudes then?
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
5 months
Mental health schtick every day, yet trousering pound notes off the back of gambling companies? Has the penny dropped yet?
@iamtomskinner
Thomas Skinner ⚒
5 months
Well @Ladbrokes have challenged me to pick 3 winners at Cheltenham today and this is what I’ve gone with. If you are having a bet. Please gamble responsibly! 1.30 - 1 Asain Master 2.10 - 5 Ill Etait Temps 5.30 - 6 Salvador Ziggy 18+ Bosh❤️ #ad
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
2 years
You do realise our best player this season has been this big beautiful bastard, don’t you?
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
2 years
This isn’t going to be topped, is it? Fuck my old boots! 😂😂
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
2 months
Good morning
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
1 year
Imagine leaking messages that are probably going to be the death blow to this shithouse government and STILL coming out of it looking the bigger cunt! 😂😂
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
7 months
The only time I want to hear Katie Hopkins’ name is in a news bulletin reporting about how she’s just fallen in a wood chipper. Ignore the cunt.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
1 year
@RedmanFrazer Ffs don’t photograph stuff like that over peoples shoulders. Proper cunts trick.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
5 months
Blame the yanks all you like, but the cunts who need to be targeted are Boris Johnson, Rishi Sunak and Nadine Dorries. Some of you mong cunts will still vote Tory in a few months though. You crayon eating divs.
@TheBlueDodger
Chelsea Dodgers
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Two years ago, Chelsea were sanctioned by the UK government, and to this day, we still haven't fully recovered.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
1 year
Two gay lads get knifed in a homophobic attack and not a peep from Sunak or his cunty mates. That woggle eyed prick Farage gets upset by his bank and those wankers are all over him like a wet shower curtain. Vermin.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
6 months
No go areas of London:
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
23 days
Seriously, have a fucking night off eh? Just for once, think about the poor fucking victims rather than screeching into the void about why it happened or who did it. Some of you cunts are more interested in point scoring on Twitter than showing any empathy.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
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@videobrats
Videobrats
2 years
@BMWjarvo Rather than sex noises, maybe an audio message urging society to pay footballers less and nurses and carers more. Just sayin'
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
6 months
Whitehall Court. You thick cunt.
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@Scott46253718
Tony
6 months
The Gurkhas...... no special war memorial for them ...... only Muslims 🤔
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
1 year
@HonesttMatty @LeoTayl57636475 @iamtomskinner Spoken like a true rapist 👍🏻
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European Bob
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
1 year
Imagine if Haaland looked ‘normal’ though. He’d be a marketing man’s dream. As it is, he looks like the weird massive kid at the soft play centre with the snotty top lip, who sends all the toddlers flying and barks like a dog.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
1 year
If I poured a pint of Fosters in a fancy foreign pint glass, 99% of you beer ponces wouldn’t know the difference. Oh yeah and Madri is worse than Carlsberg.
@PintsDrank
Pints Drank
1 year
What is a PINTS take that will have you like this?
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
1 year
I swear allegiance to the King
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
3 months
I’ll tell you what would improve my child’s future. You being fired out of a massive cannon into the sun never to be seen again. You unimpressive, spiteful little shithouse.
@RishiSunak
Rishi Sunak
3 months
Introducing National Service. Wondering how it will improve your or your child’s future? Here are the five things you need to know 👇 🧵 1/6
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
1 year
If you’re following a toddler on Instagram I suggest you hand yourself in to the nearest police station as soon as humanly possible.
@City_Xtra
City Xtra
1 year
Phil Foden's son, Ronnie now has more Instagram followers than 14 #PL clubs, and 13 #ManCity players! 🤯😂
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
4 months
Never fancied against The King though. 👀
@FootballInT80s
When Football Was Better
4 months
Norman Hunter and Franny Lee settling it the old way.
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European Bob
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
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If you’re backing these fascist cunts then unfollow me now. You’re two bob cunts.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
6 months
You’d build the whole England side around Foden and Bellingham, wouldn’t you? Unless you’re a waistcoat wearing, wispy beard sporting cunt, of course.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
5 months
Lee Anderson is a dirty Nottingham blackleg scab. Why are you all surprised about today’s news? He is what he is. A cunt.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
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@iamtomskinner
Thomas Skinner ⚒
2 years
Good Morning and Happy Thursday you lovely people! Now today I’m not in Dinos, I’m in the back of a black cab making the journey from London to Manchester. Been on the road since 5am, an will hit a nice cafe once there. Any recommendations? Have a great day. Bosh❤️
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
2 years
@YouBettaLeggett @its_jessi_grace Bit like your mum eh son?
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
10 months
@AmandaHolden
Amanda Holden
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
11 months
If you can’t see how good a footballer Conor Gallagher is, then I’m afraid this isn’t the sport for you. The fact that he winds up all the neck beard exchange students will never not be funny.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
7 months
Channel 4. Orgreave. Never forgive. Never forget. Burn in hell you slag.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
4 months
Brain dead bang average players. A dogshit manager. Owners who don’t have a fucking clue what they’re doing. Support full of raspberries. Drop me out.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
1 year
Shammy Beggers glow up is quite something. She’s gone from a 2/10 to a 9/11. 😍
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
1 year
I have seen the Huw Edwards photograph.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
20 days
Clearlake bought Chelsea for the real estate. Nothing else. They’re carpet baggers.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
1 year
Walliams next
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
8 months
That pint glass. Pop. Bang. Lovely. 👌🏻
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
1 year
@TheBillShell @TraceyMaloneWW @SP_EnergyPeople @ScottishPower “Mum!! Someone’s done a massive shite in the khazi! You’re gonna have to clean it up for me because I’m just so vexed about the whole situation!”
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
22 days
Was it the Roma community again? You cunts were pretty noisy about that the other week 🤷‍♂️
@PolitlcsUK
Politics UK
22 days
🚨 NEW: Police vans are now on fire at the far-right rally in Southport tonight Chants throughout the rally of “Allah Allah, who the f**k is Allah?”
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
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Looting vape shops in memory of 3 dead babies. You crayon eating muggy cunts.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
2 years
96-2000 was probably the most fun I’ve had following Chelsea all over and Luca was a massive part of that. Not only was he a sensational number 9, he was an absolute gent too. Travel well, Luca old son and thank-you.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
5 months
I’ve hated a LOT of Chelsea players down the years, but I don’t think I’ve hated one quite like I do Sterling. Absolute fucking jank.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
5 months
Remember when some of you thick cunts chipped in for this?
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
1 year
Walk into my house and I’ll make you a jam sandwich before I cover drive your fucking head for 6 with a cricket bat. Fucking scummy feral little cunts.
@5lut_
HER
1 year
Wtf?
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
1 year
A greedy little Pompey wanker 👍🏻
@CFCBlues_com
CFC-Blues
1 year
What will Mason Mount's legacy at Chelsea be? 👇
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
9 months
Ruud Gullit at Chelsea in 1995.
@Cityzen_Jnr
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9 months
Explain this in football terms
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
3 months
Some of you weird supine cunts would happily get on your knees and give Farage and absolute sloppy one. Fuck him, the bong eyed grifting shitcunt.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
5 months
“Yes I could definitely see the great big red fire engine, but I’m such an entitled shithouse I failed to use common sense. My bike riding rights are far more important than people burning to death in a house fire!” You massive cunt.
@n00dles71
Greg N
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Hello @LondonFire Is there any chance you could follow your own advice? Left turning trucks failing to look out for cyclists at junctions is the most deadly thing when it comes to cycling around London. Seems to be something this driver of yours has forgotten.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
1 year
@one_shadeofblue @FIRST4LCFC Yeah mate, definitely won’t be remembered
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
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@FrancesSAston Uncle Wayne Lineker’s sex den.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
8 months
@ScottyHayter This log has ever seen the bloke play. Happy to hold onto such a strong opinion about Mikel though. 😂
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
5 months
Fuck the ‘process’. Fuck the clueless Yank carpet bagging cunts. Fuck the manager and fuck every last one of you defending this shitshow.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
1 year
The context note below this tweet tells you all you need to know about this duplicitous rotten bastard.
@BorisJohnson
Boris Johnson
1 year
It's time that Sadiq Khan ends the uncertainty and commits to retaining Uxbridge Police Station -- it's purpose built, in the right location, and needs to stay open in the best interests of Uxbridge and the West London area.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
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Imagine ever listening to an opinion spouted by a cunt who looks like this and thinking “hmmm yeah, that resonates with me”. The fucking rat. I see a few of you follow him too. You daft cunts.
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@DaveAtherton20
David Atherton
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🚨An Apology🚨 Yesterday I put out a sloppy @X post based on what I thought were good sources. The Southport murderer was not from the Middle East & not a Channel migrant. We now know he came from Cardiff & is of Rwandan heritage. It is not known if he was on an MI5/6 watch
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
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Get Palmer on you fucking cardigan wearing Tory cunt!
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@lfcJ7_
J7
4 months
Salah giving Firmino a penalty for him to complete his first hattrick for the club, u can’t teach class @ChelseaFC 👍🏽
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
11 months
Fuck off
@schizarella
misha꙳
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when you see someone recording just walk behind the camera or wait literally ten seconds, if you can't do this then you don't deserve to be part of a civilized society
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
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@swiftoursonggg
WILDEST DREAMS HAHA 🧣
1 year
outside of 9/11, what's a major historical event you lived through that you’ll never forget where you were when it happened?
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
5 months
You see old Nicolas Jackson? I like him a lot. Always willing, always hungry and puts himself about plenty. 22 years old and he’ll do for me. 👍🏻
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
1 year
This bellend needs to read the fucking room. Jesus.
@clinicalkai
⚡️
1 year
NAH WTF IS THIS 💀💀
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
6 months
I was sorely tempted to walk out after 10 minutes of every game you played for Chelsea
@chris_sutton73
Chris Sutton
6 months
True football fans don’t leave the game at halftime…
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
1 year
Remember when The Sun did a daily countdown in the run up to Sam Fox’s 16th birthday when she’d be able to get her boobs out? Yeah, proper paragons of virtue when it comes to noncing. The rotten cunts.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
1 year
Nadine Dorries is the sort of woman who falls in love with murderers on death row in a Texas prison and marries them.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
8 days
In response to a season ticket holder who watched us in Division 2 btw. Absolute fucking nause.
@CFCAccountable
Chelsea Fan Accountability
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@GregPer44138151 Boo hoo. Go support another team you gloryhunting plastic.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
1 year
Bends my mind that there’ll be lads in their late 20s / early 30s who’ve never experienced Chelsea being shit. Strap yourselves in chaps, this is gonna be a proper culture shock for you lot 😂
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European Bob
1 month
It’s almost as if some of you thick cunts have never seen an inner city riot before. The country didn’t crumble after Brixton, Tottenham, Handsworth, Toxteth, Bradford, Notting Hill did it? You bed wetting, soppy divs.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
11 days
Yeah, I’ve just seen the Katie Price pic
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
6 months
Stan Bowles was one of those, wasn’t he? Along with Osgood, Hudson, Best, Currie, Worthington, Marsh etc, they terrified the tie and blazer brigade at the FA because they refused to abide by the rules. Mavericks all of them. x
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
9 months
There is no process. There is no plan. The owners are cunts. Some of you are happy to accept this though because it earns you a nicker from your podcasts and fanzines. Get fucked 👍🏻
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
2 years
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European Bob
6 months
Poke this shit up your arseholes. Divvy little cunts.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
7 months
Look, mate, I know you’re only about 13 and know fuck all about fuck all, but trust me, this city has been riddled with crime for hundreds of years. Now turn it in with your cunty unsubtle dogwhistle racism and fucking grow up eh? There’s a good lad.
@david_r_morgan
David Morgan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 #StayFree
7 months
There was no knife crime when London looked like this. No daily stabbings, no daily murders, no daily gang violence. So what changed? Be careful how you answer, or you may be called racist.
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European Bob
1 year
Imagine signing this absolute fucking nonsense and thinking he’d be just what you need to win a league title. The cunt has nicked a living in this country.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
1 year
Treat yourself to some better luggage then, you thin lipped, bitter old minge.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
3 months
What does “modern and progressive” even mean anyway? Just get someone in who can coach a team to win fucking games by any means necessary. Fuck all this hipster bullshit.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
1 year
@PetronellaWyatt You’ve had Custard Tits’ sweaty balls on your chin and his blunt sadness squirting it’s desiccated DNA down your gullet. Therefore, your opinion on any subject is irrelevant. Good evening!
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
2 years
Read the replies to this girl’s tweet and hold your head in your hands about a certain section of society. We are fucked as a species if this is what women have to deal with.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
5 months
Just showed this to my old man and he said “imagine the amount of absolute tripe that poor old fucker has sat through in his time”.
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
5 months
Lifelong Chelsea supporter Alf Wells celebrated his 100th birthday in style as he received a very special message from his favourite manager 🥺⭐
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
9 months
Barton cunting on about women in football when raspberries like Gabby Agbonlahor, Jamie O’Hara, Jamie Redknapp, Robbie Savage, Danny Murphyand Jermain fucking Jenas nick a living from the game, is just so deliciously fucking ironic.
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European Bob
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Bob Marley & Me
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European Bob
1 year
He’s got some front videoing a farewell with that fucking hairdo. Muggy little cunt 😂
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European Bob
4 months
“I don’t want your shirt. I just want social services to stop my dad from making me carry this sign every week”
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European Bob
3 months
My old man is 87 and I have to do most things for him now, but he’s on the #cans tonight because “fuck those Leeds cunts”. 👌🏻
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
2 years
That young Lewis Hall just looks like a footballer doesn’t he? Socks up, shirt in, lovely sensible haircut. Impressive.
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
1 year
What in the Fiat 500, bottomless brunch is going on here?
@USMNT
U.S. Soccer Men's National Team
1 year
IT’S A GIRL 💕💕💕💕 Congrats to @headdturnerr and the fam! 💜
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
4 months
Badiashille’s boots
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@EuropeanBob7
European Bob
2 years
Which dusty old Tory cunt is a major shareholder in Russell Hobbs then?
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