Jon @jonbir90 Twitter profile

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@jonbir90

4 months

I knew what was coming but still laughed my head off. Fantastic.

Interesting As Fuck

@interesting_aIl

4 months

this guy can ride a tiny bike 🤔

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Middle aisle at Aldi

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2 years

Everyone in the cinema when James Bond goes to see the old fella with the gadgets.

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2 years

Fascinated by Wayne Lineker. Only seems to appear between April and September. Like pollen.

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4 months

I love football so much and I feel so lucky to live in a world where it exists.

The 44 ⚽️

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4 months

After a Wolves ball boy refused to give the ball back to Coventry earlier in the game, Coventry City manager Mark Robbins celebrated right in front of the Wolves ball boy after there 100th minute Winner 😂😂😂

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5 years

What the Soleros see when I open the freezer.

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4 months

Me in front of the 3 for £8 deli bits at M&S.

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3 years

Me to my notepad, laptop and the little plant on my desk this morning.

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4 months

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Sheridan Smith to play Adobe Photoshop Version 24.4.1 in the upcoming ITV1 royal drama Manipulated.

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1 year

Your sister in the Departure Lounge at Malaga Airport.

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@jonbir90

2 years

He looks like the type of fella who insists on project managing his own build on Grand Designs.

Archaeo - Histories

@archeohistories

2 years

3D Reconstruction Of Julius Caesar. Created by the National Museum of Antiquities in the Netherlands. #archaeohistories

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2 years

Aldi operating at a completely different level yet again. Embarrassing the competition time and again.

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4 months

A Fanta Limon on a balcony with a view of the sea after a shower with slight sunburn.

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4 months

What does true happiness outside of dating/marriage and career look like for you?

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1 year

Just a bit of harmless fun

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1 year

what is y’all most liked tweet?

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1 year

Old El Paso fajita kit on a Wednesday night

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6 months

I would love to do this while staring into the whites of the eyes of whoever is approaching the seat opposite me on the 06:43 Lime Street to Euston train.

World of Engineering

@engineers_feed

6 months

Seat design on Japanese train

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2 months

Player of the Season: The Gillette Advert. Goal of the Season: Listening to the Gillette Advert as much as possible. Team of the Season: Everyone involved in making the Gillette Advert.

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5 months

Lemon and sugar on your pancakes

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5 years

Honestly been screaming at this for about 18 minutes.

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8 months

Now do it with a particularly strong black coffee from Crewe station on an empty stomach. None of this tippy tappy shite then is there? Route one.

Mind Blowing

@MindblowingClip

8 months

Digestive process

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7 months

Unmanned. Wow. Nothing can stop me diving through head first. This is it. This is what it's all been leading up to.

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@jonbir90

6 months

Putting a coach on for this. Will leave from Hunts Cross Retail Park at 8am. Ticket price includes a butty and commemorative detonatator keyring. Bring cans.

The Independent

@Independent

6 months

BREAKING | Captain Tom’s family’s spa will be demolished after failing to submit appeal

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1 year

Perfect content.

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20 days

Me with my free gift after joining Santander

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20 days

Can’t argue with the pen & red card.

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5 months

Me and our kid waiting to be let in to the front room on Christmas morning.

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3 months

Me in the mirror when I go up to bed and realise I've forgot to take the bins out

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@jonbir90

1 month

Not a single post about Rafah from this account today. Spare me.

The Labour Party

@UKLabour

1 month

Embarrassing

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5 years

Griezmann's going to celebrate his next goal by doing a big wheelie down Smithdown.

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3 years

Club statement: Claudio Ranieri

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@jonbir90

4 years

If you live in Liverpool, work in Manchester and don't drive, this is your reminder to set off walking now to get in on time tomorrow morning. Be careful on the East Lancs.

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1 year

My wife has a little vial of sugar water on her keys in case she comes across a bee in crisis.

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Girls love to give a tired bumblebee a spoonful of sugar water

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5 years

Annual shout to make this a real stadium for the final every year and to put it somewhere fun like Benidorm.

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@jonbir90

4 years

If Liverpool and City both win all of their remaining games, Liverpool can win the title at the Etihad on the same day as the Grand National. I'm backing Tiger Roll coming 2nd to a lad in Berghaus and 110s doing a wheelie round Aintree with a flare.

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@jonbir90

2 months

Yank nonsense get rid

EuroFoot

@eurofootcom

2 months

😍⚜️ The Bayer Leverkusen squad have been gifted a special Bundesliga winners ring!

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2 years

2nd year JMU design student taking his new girlfriend from Childwall to a house party off Smithdown.

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2 years

Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson in London today.

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3 years

I long for the day that we're spared this kind of tedious shite before a tournament.

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4 years

Me, aged 11-16, before every game of red arse.

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8 months

The urinal cake after that third pint hits.

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@Rainmaker1973

8 months

In 1982 a zookeeper at the Izu Shaboten Zoo in Shizuoka prefecture accidentally discovered that capybaras absolutely loved soaking in hot water, and the practice of providing them an onsen, or traditional Japanese hot springs, was born [📹 nakprstaff]

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3 years

This is the hostel breakfast room on the second day of a stag when the groom's dad says "here he is! Look what the cat dragged in!"

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2 years

Can't believe he's getting the "ohhhh Kendrick Lamaaarrr" treatment like he's a centre half for Notts County.

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2 years

I wish I could quit you.

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5 years

To whoever it is that has applied for the Liverpool ECHO LFC Correspondent's job as Jurgen Klopp, thank you.

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6 years

Me trying to explain to the lads that I've never watched Breaking Bad.

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@PowellAnalytics

5 months

If there were a “Sports Twitter” Hall of Fame, honoring the best sports-related tweets of all time, what would be your nominee?

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2 years

Solidarity with any LGTBQ+ football fans having to wade through this cesspit of a website this afternoon.

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@jonbir90

6 months

Taxi driver: "Out watching the match mate yeah?" Me: "Yeah mate" TD: " Who do you think's going to win?" Me: "Liverpool I reckon. What about you?" TD: "Don't know and not arsed." He's done me there. Fair play.

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1 year

Thought he was getting the badge in. The Internet has ruined my brain.

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4 years

Ally McCoist is the exact type of fella I want to have a very brief but extremely intense friendship with at an airport or speed awareness course.

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@jonbir90

4 years

The warmth and joy in the responses to Elliot Page's announcement on here is a lovely thing on a cold and dark Tuesday in a fairly bad year 👍

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6 years

"See the thing with your Volvics and your Evians is that they don't have the natural electrolytes that are vital for rehydration."

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3 years

Tomorrow's Echo.

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3 months

if you know who this house belongs to, we can be friends

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@Ben_wears_hats

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if you know who this house belongs to, we can be friends

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1 year

Just found out you can read all the Rush Hour Crushes on the Metro website. Huge news for anyone, like me, who enjoys the insane behaviour of other people.

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3 years

Why does Scott Parker buy his jackets from DFS?

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4 years

I'll be putting the £15 I could have spent on watching United this weekend towards the MND Association. I hope other football fans do the same. Rob Burrow is a hero.

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CBS Sports

@CBSSports

2 years

name an all-time quote by an athlete or coach

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Istanbald

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1 year

The Year Three teacher when you and the boys were laughing at "I was cold, I was naked, were you there, were you there?" during hymms in assembly.

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2 years

The main thing to remember that behind the headlines and the public criticism is a human being who has dreamed of leading this country since she was a teenager involved in student politics. In a matter of weeks that dream has completely collapsed. And that is very funny.

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@jonbir90

9 months

Every freshers week picture on Facebook circa 2004-2009

Great British Getty Images

@shitbritishpics

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Bloc Party during Bloc Party Performs In Aid of Tsunami Victims at Virgin Super Store in London, United Kingdom (2005)

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2 years

OK so they got a little lad to bring the ball on for this Warrington match in a go-kart thing but he can't stop it. Kick off delayed. I'm dying.

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@jonbir90

4 years

Too many people said "they aren't real football fans" the other week. They are. English football has a racism problem.

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2 years

You can only visit the countries in one of these groups on your holidays for the rest of your life. Where are you picking?

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4 months

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

𝕍 for Very

@hail2thetealeaf

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When you were young, who did you think was the pinnacle of beauty? Sarah (still do, tbh)

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2 years

Carragher an absolute master of following up his own joke with a great exaggerated laugh. Something you see from some of the great pintmen. Challenging those around him to meet his banter and possibly even raise it. Brilliant energy. Love it.

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2 years

@Carl_Disley I'm in Liverpool and my grandparents live not far from Burnley. Happy to take him over and visit them while he's at the match.

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1 year

Middle aisle of Aldi.

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6 years

Rangers reportedly in talks to sign Spanish left-back Ángel Revíve from segunda división side Alkaliño. Gerrard thought to be keen on adding some fluidity and bottle to the Ibrox back four.

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3 years

Piers Morgan leaving GMB in the same year two rival UK news channels are launching (one backed by Murdoch, another by Andrew Neil) feels a bit too much like this was always on the cards to me.

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6 years

Could listen to Gary Neville angrily bemoaning how soft Arsenal are for hours and hours. Very soothing stuff. Like coming home.

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5 years

When you insist you've finished dancing at a wedding but Real Gone Kid comes on and you step up for one last stand.

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10 months

19th September. Call it. Technical outerwear is back in. Big day for your Patagonias, your Arc'teryxs, your Haglöfs, your Battenwears, your Fjallravens.

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4 years

Before Bruno Fernandes I was never happy.

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@G_mble9 A CITY OF INDUSTREH TOO OFTEN DERIDED A CITY OF MUSIC, OF FAMILIES DIVIDED (picture of Liam and Noel flashes up)

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4 years

Maradona vs Belgium.

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7 years

Unsworth setting up the Everton line in the shape of Wigan's 1994 Challenge Cup winners is an interesting approach.

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2 years

Quite simply the best collection of quotes from a single article ever.

Guardian news

@guardiannews

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The city that never sleeps: complaints of New Yorkers’ noisy sex are rising

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Owning a cat.

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@jonbir90

3 years

Dumfries to Memphis sounds like a great stag do.

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5 years

Fascinating heatmap of the last 24 hours.

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3 months

Been doing it for 15 years but not sure I enjoy anything more than when I come home on a Saturday night and read about different isolated archipelagos and islands. Five pints and imagining what it must be like on the Pitcairn Islands. I'm so happy.

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3 years

Crying at the shotputters and weightlifters lying perfectly still so their bed doesn't explode.

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5 years

No. Wait. Come back.

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@jonbir90

3 years

Haven't seen this many wimps bottle it in Europe since me and my mates went to Ibiza when we were 18 and didn't talk to girls.

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@jonbir90

4 years

Seen the cost of these hotels for the Liverpool parade date. Madness. Regretfully any travelling top reds looking for a spare room can't have ours because I simply do not want you round. Thanks.

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@jonbir90

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Gone.

Bristol Rovers accidentally air 'Babestation' in bars at half-time

The mistake happened during half-time of the Carabao Cup tie

www.bristolpost.co.uk

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@jonbir90

5 years

Fair play to Gerrard for delivering the scousest picture ever on the big stage.

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@jonbir90

5 years

This is the father of the bride on a stag do to Bratislava who hasn't had a drink since New Year's Eve 1999 and has just seen his future son in law come out of the plane bogs in a mankini and a Ben Fogle mask.

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@jonbir90

1 year

The first time the Goodison microphone picks up on a fella in his 50s shouting at Bielsa from the Paddock to "get up off that fucking bucket" is when I happily retire from watching football. Won't top that.

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@jonbir90

3 years

26% of children in this MP's constituency live in relative poverty.

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@SLBenton

3 years

@RachelW094 Unpatriotic lefties who poke fun at the poppy appeal would be top of my list of what’s wrong with this country.

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@jonbir90

4 years

This egg is doing the noise Gary Neville makes when a player goes down in the box.

Rate My Plate

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Full English by Debbie P

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1 year

Hello I'd just like to make you all aware of this portable flaky salt tin with a sliding lid. Thanks.

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@jonbir90

3 years

I like how City have managed to find a Catalonian coach who could also very feasibly be a fella from Burnage called Alan.

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@jonbir90

7 years

Seamus Coleman is going out of his way to help out an old dear with her bags on this plane. Also being great with two kids who are clearly buzzing to see him. Very nice.

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3 years

I've really missed Gary Neville lamenting a full-back who can't defend. Pure Barclays.

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@jonbir90