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I'm a city dweller critically addressing the myths and fallacies of the urbansist movement.

Philadelphia, PA
Joined June 2022
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
This smart ass cyclist cuts into traffic to pass another cyclist, takes his eyes off the road to give the finger to a honking car, and then crashes without being touched. If he only paid attention to his riding rather than flipping off the driver, he would have been fine.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
BAN EBIKES: Here's an entitled cyclist on an ebike blowing by pedestrians who are just inches away while obnoxiously blowing his horn, as If pedestrians are obligated to move out of his way. Ebikes are too dangerous for cities.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
When suburban kids bring their suburban sensibilities to the city.
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2 years
Streets have always existed for utility, not as a playground. We build parks and yards for that.
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2 years
@QAGreenways I don't believe there was no place to run or bike ride by the guy's apartment. That's just not true.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
This guy's personality is that he runs stop signs and red lights on his bicycle. That's it.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
The urbansist in this video purposely endangers himself by riding his bicycle besides a car signaling a right hand turn at an intersection just so he can virtue signal against against cars. If you ever ride a bicycle, never pull beside a car signaling a right hand turn.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
9 months
This guy seriously thinks he can convince Americans to adopt a third world standard of living.
@schneider
Michael Schneider
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You don’t need a SUV to transport five kids in LA.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
Cars let people go where they want, when they want, with whom they want, on the route they want, making all the stops they want, while carrying all their stuff, resulting in a high level of transportation utility, commensurate with the resources we dedicate to them.
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critical urbanism
2 years
I guess I'm wrong.
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2 years
It's actually a fair stereotype that urbanists are young people who try out city life for a a little while, tell everyone how to run their city while they are there, but then get bored and move to the burbs.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
I don't know what car dependency is, but I sure enjoy being car enabled to go where I want, when I want.
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critical urbanism
1 year
You know you're an asshole when you're unhappy people can drive to the beach.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
These duplexes are completely illegal, but someone built them anyway.
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critical urbanism
2 years
Urbanists hate suburban yards but want to turn streets into yards.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
Bike lane in Philadelphia by Drexel University during rush hour one day last week.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
In the 19th Century, kids could play around dead horse carcasses on city streets free of any fear of being hit by a car.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
@jenny_schuetz Libertarians and conservatives are always happy to exploit scarcity by giving the public something that sucks and then say it was their choice.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
Urbansist contradiction no 31: Urbanists think their planning ideas are so good they don't want to subject them to public scrutiny.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
1 year
If people want to live car free in apartments, let's create a car free zoning classification. Developers will be able to build as dense as they want without parking, but occupants will be prohibited from owning cars. Just like that most community opposition will disappear.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
When emergency vehicles are stuck in traffic because lanes were eliminated for bicycles, I'll blame the bike lanes.
@StreetsblogNYC
Streetsblog New York
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Don’t blame slow emergency response time on bike lanes. Blame traffic.
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1 year
Bicyclists complain about close passes except when it's the cyclist doing the close pass. Drivers should always give cyclists a wide birth, but it's hypocritical when cyclists do what they complain about cars doing. Cyclists can wait out traffic just like drivers.
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critical urbanism
1 year
This is what a low standard of living looks like. Riding bicycles to a store on all weather to buy the few things you can fit in your bicycle.
@2wheelsgoodBrum
Tim on two wheels
1 year
Yes, but how would I do the shopping? Danish supermarket parking.
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@criticalurban
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2 years
It's sad when people let transit dependency destroy their self esteem. They then have to go to great lengths to build themselves up often by putting others down. It would be so much better if they accepted themselves and didn't feel ashamed to ask a friend for a ride.
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6 months
What this really shows is that Americans have high personal mobility, able to go where they want, when they want.
@FuckCarsReddit
FuckCars
6 months
Really shows how insanely car-dependent the USA & Canada are...
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
1 year
Here's where you can learn to say "open streets" instead of "closed streets" or "traffic calming" instead of "traffic jamming," and learn how taking down a highway eliminates congestion on the highway.
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@criticalurban
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2 years
Hayden couldn't bear to write that he likes a mall.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
1 year
Bicycle lanes are the kid's table.
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@criticalurban
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2 years
I've lived in the city 11 years without a car. My standard of living improved immeasurably after I got a car and could go anywhere I wanted when I wanted. You have no business telling anyone in the city to get rid of their cars. None. No one should listen to urbansists.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
1 year
Urbanists aren't homeless. They have sour grapes because they can't afford the neighborhoods they like. A housing shortage defined as desire to live in a particular neighborhood is frivolous. Complaining about nimbyism when you want to upzone someone else's back yard is hypocrisy
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Ryan Rzepecki
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The western half of San Francisco should be radically upzoned.
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@criticalurban
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7 months
Cars give people independence, including the independence to live in communities separate from more crowded commercial districts, so people can live in peace and quiet with low traffic streets that are safer for families.
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2 years
This is not healthy.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
4 months
They want the congestion tax to support the MTA instead of a wage tax because they'd have to be pay the wage tax, but they don't want to pay for the transit they use.
@Daniel_A_Solow
Daniel A Solow
4 months
We marched down 7th Ave and Broadway to demand #CongestionPricingNow . No to new payroll taxes and no to IOUs!
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
Sysco delivers supplies to all of your favorite restaurants, but maybe you should eat out less.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
5 months
This video illustrates how a bicycle lanes creates congestion and how eliminating the bike lane can help ease congestion by increasing throughput.
@Boenau
Andy Boenau
5 months
Apex predator out doing apex predator things.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
Urbanist hypocrites want streets closed to car traffic but want trails closed to pedestrians. This cyclist comes upon the scene of a crash where a cyclist smashed into a child and says the moral of the story is not to walk in the "bike path."
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
1 year
Instead of being happy that so many people were able to drive from a broad area to get on a train to the city, this urbanist guy has to criticize parking at the train station. Of all the places there should be plenty of parking, it's at a suburban train station.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
8 months
When people reject constraints on mobility, urbanists call them names.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
3 months
@Culture_Crit A century ago American cities were overcrowded, heavily polluted, and filthy.
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2 years
Urbansists enjoy engagement (but only in an echo chamber of bias confirmation).
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
9 months
Bikes: about 10 mph, not fast enough, can't go up hills. Mass transit: fixed routes and schedules, too inflexible and limited. Cars and motorcycles: take you where you want, when you want. The spaces dedicated to cars is commensurate to their high utility.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
1 year
Describing driving as the "shackles of car dependency" is the height of absurdly. When you don't have a car, you're are literally dependent on mass transit schedules. When you have a car, you're enabled to go wherever you want, whenever you want to.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
1 year
When a bike lane prevents people from stopping at the curb to load and unload passengers and cargo, the bike lane is impairing the basic functionality of the street.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
24 days
@velo_voyager The proposed arena would be built at a transportation hub, on top of a main regional rail station that carries all the train in the region, also by two subways, and multiple bus lines. They wouldn't need to build new parking because there are already plenty of garages in the area
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
Driving is the fasted way around urban neighborhoods (which is why most of the households have cars).
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
1 year
Here's a senior citizen trying to use a walker on a bus. Urbanism is ageism on top of ageism. Urbanists want mobility impaired seniors to live in 15 minute cities, walking to stores and to transit and taking the train to the hospital, so some young people can walk to a streetery.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
Ben is a spoiled brat. He is able to ride his bike past a row of waiting cars but had to stop to harras a driver who is slightly over the line. With behavior like this, cyclists don't deserve bike lanes.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
Can't imagine why this hasn't received mass adoption.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
1 year
My parking story is that I've lived in walkable urban neighborhoods for decades including 11 years without car. When I got a car it improved my standard of living dramatically. Urban parking scarcity creates a bad quality of life and is bad the economy.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
Taking away car parking to accommodate a vehicle that goes 10mph is irrational. If bike riding is so good, everyone would be riding bikes, no special infrastructure required.
@InfraCGI
Infrastructure CGIs
2 years
The space is there, it's what is done with it that enables travel choices
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
@OmariBeSaying I'm not anti-urbanism; I love cites; I'm anti-urbanist. Urbanists are kids who are newbies to cities but play city planner and think they know more about city life than people who've lived in cities for decades. Very cringeworthy.
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@criticalurban
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4 months
If you want to make a street unproductive, do this. Notice that no one is sitting there.
@Choresh2
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So much better than a free car parking spot
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
Inefficiency is a train with one passenger. This guy's using more transportation subsidy than any driver used today. We're paying so so a transportation network can operate a whole train for this single guy.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
1 year
Massive amounts of bicycle waste polluting the waterways in the Netherlands.
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@criticalurban
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3 months
@BobKellyFOX29 They could do that work at night.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
3 months
"Car dependency" is a false concept. It implies there is a transportation alternative with equal utility. People can drive between an unlimited number of unique locations on their own schedule. Mass transit means dependency on a third party for limited destinations on a schedule
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
1 year
You know you're an asshole when the sight of people enjoying themselves at the park is what pisses you off. @Streetfilms
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@criticalurban
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7 months
There will be no mass adoption of cycling for transportation because it is a low standard of living to cycle in the cold, wind, rain, snow, heat, and most people can't even cycle up a hill.
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@criticalurban
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1 year
I lived 11 years in the city without a car, and then getting a car improved my standard of living dramatically. Assholes who have sour grapes over cars ruin cities.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
3 months
Gen Z can't even wait for you to die to get your house. They want to put you out and away now.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
11 months
It's a fact that people who say cars ruin cities haven't had to walk through streets of horse manure.
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@rmnann
Car-lite NYC
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@J11226 @criticalurban No, it’s a fact that cars ruin cities and drivers kill 42,000 Americans a year.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
It turns out that @FuckCarsReddit lives in a single family detached house in car dependent Brainerd, MN. No one should get rid of their cars until @clmarohn moves to Minneapolis and gets rid of his.
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@criticalurban
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1 year
Urbanists are always saying most car trips are just a few miles, but Americans drive an average of 13,500 miles per year, which comes out to 36 miles per day. It's not practical to commute 36 miles by bicycle.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
11 months
If those vehicles are considered to be at the curb illegally, this is a bike lane failure. Streets cannot fulfill their basic purpose if people can't stop at the curb for pickups, deliveries, or perform other vital services.
@Boenau
Andy Boenau
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When motorists are inconvenienced, they justify violence. When it's a bicyclist inconvenienced... meh.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
Since bicycles can't keep up with traffic, they are by definition inferior transportation that should not be given priority. The fact bicycles need separate infrastructure because they're too slow is proof of they're inferiority. Bicycle infrastructure is a waste of space.
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@criticalurban
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2 years
Vehicles like that bring our stuff.
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@criticalurban
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11 months
If cycling was anything more than a niche, no one would ever ask for bicycle lanes because there would be a critical mass of cyclists displacing the cars on the streets. Bicycle lanes are only requested because of how few people will ever cycle. @sam_d_1995
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@criticalurban
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2 years
Cars let people go where they want, when they want, with whom they want, on the route they want, making all the stops they want, while carrying all their stuff, resulting in a high standard of living, easily justifying the space we dedicate to them.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
This could be a walkable neighborhood where everyone knows each other, but it's a train sewer instead. Surface trains destroy cities.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
9 months
I had to walk by this Jeep protruding onto a sacred pedestrian right of way, and it was dehumanizing.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
1 year
@schmangee I used to tell my daughter that she'll never know what it's like to play in the street around horses carcasses without the fear of being hit by a car.
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@criticalurban
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2 years
I've pointed this out before, but it bears repeating. The critique of car dependency is easy, but after 100 years of car oriented development, the solutions are hard. Urbansists often conflate the critique with the solution, and that's why their solutions are so out of touch.
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@criticalurban
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2 years
Urbansists don't get that cities are not islands disconnected from the greater community. People who live in the city have cars so they can traverse their region. People in South Philly have every right to drive to Media Pa to work, see people, or have a meal.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
1 year
In the Netherlands, there 8.14 million households and 9,142,277 registered passenger cars in 2022. The typical Dutch family has a car.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
1 year
The smoky haze in NYC and Philly right now is being caused by the Canadian wild fires. It would nice if these guys could lie just a little less.
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2 years
This is a newbie reaction to city living. Urbansists are young people from the suburbs who think they're special because they discovered cities. The cringiest part is that they think their discovery makes them experts who can tell everyone else in the city how to live.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
6 months
I somehow survived walking past this car parked on the sidewalk yesterday with only minor emotional trauma.
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1 year
A housing crisis defined as an inability to afford a place in the upper west is frivolous.
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2 years
The reality is that most Americans live in 15 minute communities where they are 15 minutes away from supermarkets, restaurants, and all types of stores, and they are quite happy about it.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
Hayden takes himself so seriously he's critiquing a Pixar transit system.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
1 year
People shouldn't eat in a parking space and pretend it's safe.
@CycleNott
CycleNotts²
1 year
Maybe some kind of driving test should be required. 🤷‍♂️
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
1 year
Bikes: about 10 mph, not fast enough Walking: even slower than bikes, can't even walk a mile in 15 minutes. Mass transit: fixed routes and schedules, too inflexible and limited. Cars and motorcycles: take you where you want, when you want.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
This guy really nails the MTA in this video for the crime of momentarily impinging on a bike lane. Maybe he should get a life?
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
Parked cars are killers.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
Selfish people taking over the public realm and blocking people from parking who need their cars, so a few people can hangout for a couple hours on the weekend. Too lazy to go to a park.
@JimRockaway
JimRockaway
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It was another beautiful Sunday on our #OpenStreets enjoying each other’s company & the fresh air.
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@criticalurban
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You have "car brain" if you like the convenience of going where you want, when you want, with whom you want, on the route you want, making all the stops you want, while carrying all your stuff, in a comfortable climate controlled environment.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
1 year
I've never considered myself a car guy. I drive a Hyundai Accent. But the idea that walkability means never having to drive is absurdly extreme. Just because you can walk places near by doesn't mean you want to be cut off from driving everywhere else.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
11 months
Why are bicycle lanes filled with debris and leaves while the car lane isn't? Because hardly anyone cycles on it.
@ediz1975
Ediz
11 months
Avoid Bull Lane cycle lane ….. just saw a cyclist come off their bike due to slippery surface …… @JourneysPlaces who would of thought it ….. 🤷‍♂️
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
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Anyone who lives in a neighborhood where developers were able to weasel out of parking minimums knows that it means the developer is externalizing the cost of parking on the community while the developer makes mint.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
@Pflax1 The driver of the pickup was likely charged a variety of charges including assault and could also be sued civilly for those things.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
1 year
I can't imagine there are 140 people on that bus, but if there are that's 140 people who aren't stopping off for groceries on their way home, picking up their kids, making any spontaneous unscheduled stop.
@urbanthoughts11
21st Century City
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Move people, not vehicles.
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@criticalurban
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7 months
"Car dependency" assumes there is some alternative no strings attached transportation, but there isn't. Cars make people independent, while mass transit makes people dependent on a third party for service to a limited number of locations on a limited schedule.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
1 year
Streets have always been busy places used for transportation and productivity, not closed playgrounds.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
Pedestrian accessibility should be something everyone likes. But urbanists poison it by trying to model all development on Manhattan and making their movement an attack on cars, instead of trying to make communities more walkable on terms the communities actually want.
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
9 months
Do yourself a favor and don't cycle on slick street during the winter. Your bicycle tires depend on having good traction with the street to keep you upright.
@Only9built
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@criticalurban
critical urbanism
2 years
This image shows that if you take away traffic lanes for bike lanes you create a traffic jam.
@LiorSteinberg
Lior Steinberg
2 years
One of the greatest achievements of the car industry is convincing people that driving is efficient and fast. London, video by @PeterStuart3
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@criticalurban
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1 year
One day the boomers are going to pass away and all the millennial and Gen Z urbanists will buy their houses in the suburbs. 🤣
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@criticalurban
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1 year
Only one of those takes you home.
@_dmoser
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