Christina Laird @cmblaird Twitter profile

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Christina Laird

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6 months

@lindsayfickas Once upon a time, I was just cleaning. My kids: who’s coming over?

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10 months

@RTGeorgia @saharbjones @AmericanAir I think the point is that the male who did nothing was recognized while the female who did all the things was not.

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5 months

@AlaskanKate I love this so much 😂😂 I grew up on the beach (sundress and flip flops) went to school in the South (nylons, please) in-laws from Texas (she had to buy me an appropriate wedding shower outfit) and now I live in Montana: clear is kind - we don’t know what to wear 😂

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8 months

@AmyMantravadi Teacher here 🙋🏻‍♀️ I have never read a Tweet more accurate than this thread 🤣🤣🤣😍

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6 months

@sewistwrites For me, part of it was the hair: one night they went to sleep with baby chick fluff sticking out in all directions and the next morning they woke up with regular hair doing it’s normal thing 🥺

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1 year

@kellykapoor88 You are an amazing and selfless friend and having a good cry doesn’t diminish that.

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9 months

@dilemmalord Or maybe the one (or 10) beauty items that were the only perfect color that were inexplicably discontinued without notice?

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6 months

@AlaskanKate My 10yo’s motivation for piano lessons is the Mario theme song. He’s got a way to go 😆

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9 months

@AmysMargin I literally started a group text with my mom and sisters so she could give us the low down and 👇🏻 is what she sent us!! Apparently the hot flashes are the only thing she remembers?!? How?

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Christina Laird

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5 months

@MeredithMpinga When they were younger I got an “Okay to Wake” clock. There wasn’t an alarm, instead it turned green when they were allowed to come out of their room. Now they just know not to come out before 7:00. So I get some minutes in the morning, but I also still stay up late 😬

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8 months

@courtneyrsexton First time joining Sunday selfies. I really like my hair today.

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1 year

@RevDaniel Wise men Wise guys

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1 year

@sewistwrites 3yo at the pumpkin patch had a death grip on his emotional support granola bar the other day.

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5 months

@sewistwrites He has not been attacked, but has anyone chimed in to hail him as the paragon of fatherhood for bravely taking a child in public with no help at all? 😏

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6 months

@courtneyrsexton Just finished our weekly Sunday afternoon quiet time after a busy morning at church. Now to check a few things off the to-do list.

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10 months

@clhubes No. Love, all the preschool teachers

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8 months

@sewistwrites One year when my husband secretly had my sewing machine fixed for Christmas, my then 4yo helpfully told me “not to look while Daddy sneeks you sewing machine downstairs.” 🥰

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1 year

@courtneyellis Relatable 😬

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5 months

@courtneyrsexton I even took my Sunday Selfie before church today. Which was good, because I bawled my eyes out seeing the fruit of God’s transforming power in someone’s life today!

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5 months

@courtneyrsexton Home from church and cozy on this gray, rainy day.

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6 months

@courtneyrsexton I meant to grab a “ready for church” selfie, but instead you get an “after a 4 mile walk on the first 80° day of the year” selfie. Thanks for having me 🥰

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10 months

@KaitlynSchiess 🥴 This year I just kept a list in the notes app on my phone.

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1 year

@ModestTeacher Call and response is magical: Class, class . . . Yes, yes 1, 2, 3, eyes on me . . . 1, 2, eyes on you Flat tire . . . Shhhhhhhhhhh Macaroni and cheese, everybody freeze!

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11 months

@garonnevik I need a knowledge drop. I’ve got one I have managed to not kill. But that’s it.

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1 year

@defnot3owls Were they all just strays?

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7 months

@lindsayfickas Yes!

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4 months

@courtneyrsexton Father’s Day lunch for my husband after church. Youngest off to camp today, everyone else leaves tomorrow. Happy Solitary Staycation Eve to me!

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11 months

Tell me what you do for work using only gifs

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8 months

@WomnOfValor Same. So thankful.

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4 months

@courtneyrsexton Back home again after church this morning, dropping a kid off at the camp bus, and a VBS meeting 😊

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1 year

@JessupShannon I don’t know you at all, but I’m happy to tell you that you, and the dress, are gorgeous!

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1 year

@kaylajohnsonatl When my husband (who is having none of it with inspirational Christian media) came home from helping lead the college group at church and said we should watch it, I knew it had to be good. Now we’re watching it with our 9 & 11 year olds.

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8 months

@mom_tho 😔 People are very disappointing sometimes. How are you? You are carrying a very heavy load

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6 months

@OneWheelONeil When I cook taco meat I usually make 4 lb., bag up three lb. - one lb. each in quart size freezer bags. So many times when wondering about dinner I remember my stash of taco meat. Microwave meat, refried beans in one pot, pick your tortilla, everyone builds what they want.

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10 months

@Jason_Bergeron @danidonovan Same but for the car stereo

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Christina Laird

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1 year

@racheljwelcher I don’t know you personally, but I started following you after hearing a podcast interview. And being a pastor’s wife in Montana, you’ve got a place in my heart. I’m crying as I pray for you.

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8 months

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8 months

Fave selfie thread. Share yoursssss.

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8 months

Fave selfie thread share yourssss

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Christina Laird

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2 years

@JennMGreenberg I would not trade my boys for anything, and one of them is very dramatic. I was not prepared for that.

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7 months

@RYGdance At least they realized it on their own. I had to tell mine! 🤣🙄

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1 year

@RYGdance

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7 months

@aliciaandrz I just cannot wrap my mind around why a random person would feel the need to give unsolicited appearance advice to a total stranger 🤯

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Christina Laird

@cmblaird

5 months

@courtneyrsexton I’m hiding in my room from 12 practicing the drums and 10 and hubs playing Mario Cart. I could use a sensory deprivation chamber, but other than that, I’m good 😂

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10 months

@jamiebgolden Or live, in person, if you grew up in Central Florida and had fire drills for every shuttle launch 🥺

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Christina Laird

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7 months

@courtneyrsexton Even though it snowed yesterday and is chilly (43°), windy (20 mph), gray, and rainy today, I’m doing my best to encourage Spring!

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Christina Laird

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6 months

@courtneyrsexton Sunday selfies are the only reason I’m on here today. Full disclosure: I touched up my makeup at 10pm trying to figure out why I was looking so weird before I discovered my glasses on the counter. So I added a bonus makeup free version, too 😊

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8 months

@WomnOfValor This was not even true for me 25 years ago when I was 22!

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Christina Laird

@cmblaird

6 months

Using an existing selfie from your phone, let’s see your Tortured Poet.

Call Me Cordelia✨️

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6 months

Using an existing selfie from your phone, let's see your Tortured Poet.

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1 year

@JosiahHawthorne My teenaged bangs feel attacked! 🤣

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11 months

@t1jediabetic Me, too! My dad’s business card has to do, though, because we live far away from each other.

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1 year

@sarahsalviander Pumpkin flower

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1 year

@racheljwelcher Working on a reading corner for myself. Not very organized yet, but it’s serving it’s purpose already.

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1 year

@racheljwelcher Oh God, have mercy! Be their Anchor in waves that won’t stop pounding. May they find You, ever present, in the midst of unanswered questions. Give the doctors wisdom; may they not miss anything that needs to be attended to. Strengthen their bodies, may their meds be effective.

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Christina Laird

@cmblaird

11 months

@MegStEsprit @alissakmclean Our seasons are different in Montana. This past weekend was the end of big game season. But I think the whole state has the Thursday and Friday before season off for the youth hunt days, mid-October.

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Christina Laird

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5 months

@esaumccaulley It’s been on my self for a while and this week it was my first summer read. It is beautiful and gripping. Thank you for sharing your family’s story with us!

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7 months

@JoashPThomas @davidsharvey Although I am under no illusions that the butter chicken recipe I have comes close to authentic Indian food, I am comforted by the fact that mine looks similar to yours 🙂

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1 year

@SkyeJethani I’m most of the way through What if Jesus was serious. The other three are lined up to go next 😊

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4 months

@RevChrisDavis Because it was a written (secret) ballot on the amendment but not on the churches? Free from peer-pressure 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Christina Laird

@cmblaird

5 months

@courtneyrsexton I lost my wedding rings that same way, but in a grassy field. Thankfully we borrowed a metal detector, made the 8 hour round trip again, and we’re able to find them. But why the drama for trying to be responsible and take care of our skin?!

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1 year

@RYGdance @maryfairybobrry As a pre-k teacher, I can’t elk you how much I love this!! 😍

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Christina Laird

@cmblaird

7 months

@peepsaregood @KristenL75 I’m dying over Diaper Buns 🤣😆 Such a sweet and hilarious moniker for an unknown baby! @peepsaregood I’m loving lotion bars for my dry scratchy elbows and frequently use it on my hands, too, when they are particularly dry.

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1 year

@riahthelee Every part of that sentence is wrong 🤣

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7 months

@mom_tho Same rule at our house - very sad 9yo a few weeks ago.

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1 year

@JosiahHawthorne 🤫 I used my dishwasher AS a drying rack when it was broken

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1 year

@sewistwrites I’ve started all three of the top ones and I threw in some fiction from the library yesterday. I might need to focus 😂

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Christina Laird

@cmblaird

7 months

@nienna121 I can’t even do that with my 10 and 12 year olds 🥴 Seriously, 3 broken picture frames last time 🙄 Send some of your magic my way!

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Christina Laird

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7 months

@sheilagregoire @BeccaLindenbach 🔥

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Christina Laird

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9 months

@nickmobrien “You took the fall and thought of me above all.”

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5 months

@courtneyrsexton The willpower it would take to still have Valentine chocolate does not exist within me. I salute you!

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6 months

@courtneyrsexton

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5 months

@sewistwrites How dare you steal his chance for heroism! 🤣🤣🤣

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Christina Laird

@cmblaird

1 year

@BeknJ Sounds like something my elementary aged boys would like . . . since they’re always snickering about nuts. Sorry. I’ll go now. Boy mom.

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Christina Laird

@cmblaird

1 year

@courtneyellis It’s perfect. I teach preschool and have started conducting my yearly Mother’s Day interviews. So far the moms in my class range in age from 16-200. 😂

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Christina Laird

@cmblaird

8 months

@courtneyrsexton My boys making me smile and my wedding picture in the background.

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Christina Laird

@cmblaird

5 months

@courtneyrsexton Hello, from my Mother’s Day nap spot ☺️

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Christina Laird

@cmblaird

11 months

10 things that other people like but I don’t: 1. Being a pet owner 2. Matcha 3. Having unpainted toenails 4. Condiments (except Ranch) 5. BBQ (it’s not just a condiment) 6. Pickles 7. Foamy/fluffy food 8. Store bought muffins 9. Hazelnut flavoring 10. Noise

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10 things that other people like but I don't: 1). Flip flop sandals 2). Winter/snow 3). Black coffee 4). Sweet tea 5). Watching TV 6). Melted cheese 7). Worship songs that repeat approx. 246 times 8). Cats 9). Eating before exercise 10). Brothy soup

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Christina Laird

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10 months

@SHoddeMiller I loved that album!

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6 months

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1 year

@jestyfriedman @Didiiiiiiiiii_ I so want to try this now!

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6 months

@ScaryMommy 😭

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1 year

@ZachWLambert @voxproveritate Samson

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9 months

@sewistwrites Here I am, more happy to have found a game all the males in my house don’t hate that to have won the inaugural playing of the game 😊

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4 months

@emilykmay 1984 Buick Skylark, Baby! (not a picture of my actual car, just an example)

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1 year

@mister_myron 5-6

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Christina Laird

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2 years

@Tieraycielo @drewdyck KB and Tedashii, too.

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Christina Laird

@cmblaird

8 months

Sunday nights are for “breakfast for dinner.” Sometimes that means bacon from the local butcher and homemade waffles. Sometimes that means my boys eating dry cereal on the couch, me making a yogurt banana split, and my husband eating the other 1/2 my banana with peanut butter.

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5 months

@iWomansplainer Exchanging memes with my husband is the marriage goals that our friends aspire to 💯

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1 year

@MommyingHard No, you may not use your brother’s head as a cymbal. But thanks for asking.

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Christina Laird

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7 months

@courtneyrsexton My face would look different if sinus pressure were visible. But thankful to not have chills and sensitive skin like I did last night.

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Christina Laird

@cmblaird

9 months

Introduce yourself like a 4-year-old: Hi, I’m Christina. Wanna be friends? I like singing and I love Jesus. Your hair looks like a nest and you smell like chips. I like that.

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9 months

Can you imagine if adults introduced themselves to strangers like a four-year-old does? "Hi, I'm Katie. I'm 38. Do you have any friends? I like coffee and 19th century British literature. You are really bald."

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Christina Laird

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5 months

@nathanwpyle @AlaskanKate , you clearly needed to see this

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Christina Laird

@cmblaird

10 months

“He has given us the privilege, since we have been rescued from the hand of our enemies, to serve Him without fear in holiness and righteousness in His presence all our days.” Like 1:73b-75 Privilege can be a loaded word these days. 1/

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Christina Laird

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9 months

@jamnv @LizerReal Last night my 9yo said he thought his grandparents were probably born in the eighteens. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Christina Laird

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9 months

@danae_hudlow After the basic biology, we’ve kept reviewing internal body part names for both sexes. While being quizzed by our children on texting abreviations our 9yo boy supplied “uterus” for a “u” in some abbreviation I can’t remember b/c the words were just floating around in his head 😂

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Christina Laird

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6 months

@AlaskanKate @stephenvstrex Oh, yay! You made it!

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Christina Laird

@cmblaird

1 year

@CarissasNewLife There’s one thing I read recently about Rahab that I’d never thought of before. She usually gets side-eye for being a prostitute but the Jewish spies don’t get shade thrown at them for going to a prostitute. 😒

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1 year

@RodLacroix Also, Mother’s Day: excuse me, sir?

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Christina Laird

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5 months

@MegStEsprit This time in my life is approaching and I’m terrified!