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emma lord

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✨IT'S BOOK 7 O'CLOCK!!!✨ thrilled to ~reveal~ the cover for THE RIVAL, a banter-filled, academic rivals-to-lovers, college YA from @WednesdayBooks set to hit shelves on january 23, 2025 📚😜 you can preorder and add to goodreads now!

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3 years

this tumblr post deserves to be put in history textbooks

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i went running in these pink shorts on the beach this morning and a woman i do not know yelled “hi barbie!” and i yelled “hi barbie!” back i can’t believe we both just peaked

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physically i am in a pandemic but emotionally i’m in a storm in my best dress, fearless

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lana del rey just killed more men with the eight words "your poetry's bad and you blame the news" than a physical weapon ever could

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taylor swift said thank you for social distancing here's the coziest stay at home chug your tea roll up your cardigan sleeves light your autumnal candle socially distanced album of all time

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"romance novels are all so predictable" OF COURSE THEY ARE i go to starbucks and make the same order every time because i want to CONSUME THE THING THAT I LOVE over and over dear god let us LIVE

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sometimes i'm like "what is wrong with millennial women" and then i remember how in the early 2000s special k tried to wipe us all out by telling us to replace breakfast and lunch with a cup of cereal and a splash of skim milk

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taylor swift is the older sister that eldest daughters never had

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2 years

stop getting mad about getting older. you think gouda gets mad when it gets older?? no. it’s just gets more expensive at trader joe’s. be like gouda!! know your worth!!!!!

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3 years

i'm so glad taylor swift's "enchanted" is blowing up on tiktok right now because that song simply defines every crush a person will have in their entire lives. "please don't be in love with someone else"?? iconic. immaculate. other songs could never

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andrew garfield's peter parker was listening to taylor swift's enchanted ten years ago and is mad that y'all are calling it a tiktok song

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7 months

every girl is defined by their one lost love. and by that i mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life

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9 months

we are all talking so much about wonka but not NEARLY enough about the crime? of launching a movie about chocolate? without LAUNCHING A CHOCOLATE PRODUCT TIE-IN???? i can't be the only '90s kid absolutely FURIOUS that i still can't buy one of these wonka bars

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authors: i'm stressed fan fiction writers, chugging two cups of coffee on either side of them at 2am: it's finals week and i just got off a double shift please enjoy 10,000 words i just ripped out of my beating heart HAPPY TUESDAY MY FRIeNDS

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lol anyone mad about harry styles in a dress is just mad that he can pull it off better than they can

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i'm already so annoyed that my grandkids are going to be interviewing me for book reports on the 2020 pandemic expecting me to be profound and i'm gonna have to be like "i spent all the whole thing sending friends tiktok links against their will and eating cake and crying"

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1 year

hi barbie is the new yes chef

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5 years

i’m at a john mulaney screening/talk about the sack lunch bunch and the kids are all here and LOSING THEIR ADORABLE MARBLES about seeing each other again and my heart is so full i may die

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4 years

yes i am still single but also in my defense nobody has asked me to fake date them for the mutual benefit of our separate goals leading to a scenario in which we are trapped in a snow storm with only one bed and slowly confide our deepest secrets over the course of one night, so

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2 years

i've never held a beating human heart in my hands but i *have* been responsible for trying to get other people's taylor swift tickets so same thing

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you think you're dramatic? manhattan wasn't in the path of totality for the eclipse so it had to re-main character itself with a whole earthquake

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4 years

the fact that teens today can just pull up fan fiction on their phones?? when sometimes i'd PRINT fan fictions from the FAMILY DESKTOP before we'd go on vacation????? i was born in the wrong time

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3 years

friendly reminder that legally nothing counts in the days between christmas and new years, slide into those DMs, sleep through your alarms, run off to a greek island and get knocked up by one of three hot men and open your own hotel, everything is fair game

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listen as a woman in her thirties i just didn't expect the curveball of taylor swift, a woman in her thirties, repeatedly releasing content at MIDNIGHT. i thought we we were in our bedtime era. our cozy sleepy time era. taylor .... taylor please

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me: am i pushing it by wishing it were fall in july taylor swift dropping folklore with a song called “cardigan”: hold my pumpkin spice latte

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1 year

swifties waiting over six months for high infidelity day

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5 years

if you are a human who feels sad in january, a hufflepuff pro-tip: all the advent calendars are on sale and i can't think of one good reason why you shouldn't get a lil treat for getting through each day in january too

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1 year

there are two types of people in this world: cool people, and people who know goodreads is down right now

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8 months

january in your thirties is wild because half your friends are doing dry january and half of them are pregnant and half of them are drunk texting you at 5pm on a tuesday about their exes and half of them are asking if you want to book a flight to italy and somehow this maths out

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7 months

swifties watching the super bowl

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4 years

all the fruits harry styles has sung about welcoming in yet another fruit every time he releases a new song

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2 years

i know i'm not allowed to watch don't worry darling because i wouldn't be responsible enough to recognize a dangerous dystopian situation if i were married to harry styles

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4 years

december 10, 2020

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2 years

musical theater nerds watching glass onion knives out

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i am not a strong independent woman. i am entirely dependent on my Little Treats. i am a strong little treat dependent woman

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2 years

me writing tipsy vs. me editing sober

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4 years

my brain: you don't have time to reread all the twilight books before #MidnightSun my heart:

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3 years

GOOD EVENING I was writing in the park on the same bench I do every night when A TINY! FUCKIN! PAW!!!! Taps my KEYBOARD and suddenly I am locking eyes with a full grown RACCOON who has NO RESPECT for the romantic TENSION I WAS TRYING TO BUILD good fuckin NIGHT I AM OUT!!!!!

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a dear friend just texted me "we'll have to re-memorize all the lyrics to fearless before taylor swift releases the new version!!" and i've never been more insulted in my life!! i stayed through it all!!!! jump then FALL, bitch

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2 years

the way every millennial reader knows precisely where they were sitting and what time of day it was when they first read peeta saying "maybe i'd think that too, caesar. if it weren't for the baby" and lost their SHIT

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4 years

sorry to anyone who spent a long time shopping for valentine's day gifts because this picture of meghan markle and prince harry expecting baby number two is the best one anyone will ever receive 😭❤️

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nobody: taylor swift stans surrounded by three cups of lukewarm tea and the neighbor's cats at 3am:

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2 years

every year the "leading broadway tenor with an army of tumblr simps" to "hallmark movie love interest" pipeline gets a little wider

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2 years

happy tuesday to the harry styles stans currently crashing the better homes & gardens website ONLY

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me every single night of the year: *stays up til 1am dicking around on the internet for absolutely no reason* me on december 31: stay up until MIDNIGHT??? in THIS economy?????? SIR. good NIGHT

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3 years

some of you don’t even know that andrew garfield played remus lupin on tumblr for a decade and it shows

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2 years

HARRY STYLES NEEDS TO APOLOGIZE TO EVERY HR DEPARTMENT ON THE PLANET FOR DROPPING THE #HarrysHouse TRAILER IN THE MIDDLE OF A WEDNESDAY IT WILL BE A MIRACLE IF I TYPE ANOTHER WORD AFTER THIS TWEET

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1 year

july meal prep plan just dropped 💕

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2 years

still in the ticketmaster queue for taylor swift tickets, a moodboard

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4 years

i know millennials are getting old because i just slammed the follow button on rupert grint's instagram not for potential harry potter news, but solely for cute baby content

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2 years

you're either emotionally stable or have a christmas playlist full of glee covers, there's no in between

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3 years

what i say: my favorite trope is enemies to lovers what i mean: my favorite trope is enemies to begrudging respect to rivals to reluctant concern for each other's wellbeing to mutual understanding to fierce protectiveness to complete denial to SWEEPING DECLARATIONS to lovers

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the older i get the more i appreciate that i have zero standards. i love most desserts. i do not get hung up on movie or book plots. i am just a little bit dumb and a little too easy to please and i am absolutely thriving

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5 years

if the gossip girl reboot doesn't open with blair and serena's kids cowering in fear of dorota's kids on the met steps WHAT WAS ALL OF THIS EVEN FOR

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5 years

as a fan fic writer so far the weirdest thing about getting published is that the reviews coming in are written in actual human words and not just "kfjgalkdjgakldgjakjg" or "WHY"

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1 year

wild how there was *zero* transition between "oh wow they're making a barbie movie?" to "the entirety of my mental health hinges on barbiecore summer"

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4 years

wow netflix's emily in paris was really like "how can we stab millennials all at once at the exact same time and get away with it"

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5 years

it's been years but i'm still confused over why there was a love triangle in the hunger games. what part of "boy with the bread" does not immediately cancel out any other boy. he had BREAD. my god

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5 years

may we all channel kelly marie tran's resting fuck yeah face in 2020

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5 years

the only difference between sober me and drunk me is that sober me loves taylor swift and drunk me LOVES TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!!!!!

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3 years

can't believe steve and joe and josh from blue's clues just cured all millennial burnout with this one float #MacysParade

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the best part about being a *liiiiittle* bit dumb is i am ALWAYS impressed by plot twists and every movie is the BEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN

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4 years

good morning to emma stone in the cruella trailer only

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@bfishbfish lol mine is about to REALLLLLYY regret three years of "not my problem" soon 🙃🐀🪲👋

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3 years

just a reminder that as of november 1 at 12:01am, 'tis the damn season, write this down

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"Basically, be a good little girl and shut up. Or you'll be punished" has been a central tenant in every creative industry i've encountered. TOSS THE DAMN GRENADE, GIRL. #IStandWithTaylor

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Don’t know what else to do

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peeta would have been such a great fan fic writer. he pulled all the tropes out of his hat. you wanna kill us? we're in love. wanna kill us again? katniss is pregnant. wanna kill us *ANOTHER* time??? i'm brainwashed and only true love can bring me back. truly. a master class

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@jonnysun getting off the subway at union square for work and feeling, for approximately three seconds, like the Main Character

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couldn't sleep last night, was still haunted by this screencap from the persuasion trailer

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5 years

please know that i am closed to any inquiries that do not directly relate to Dark Rey and her bombass double lightsaber for the rest of the day #TheRiseOfSkywalker

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5 years

taylor swift out here being a big millennial mood #MissAmericana

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1 year

"everybody needs to be compensated for their work, that's fucking easy" nothing but respect for MY dancing queen!!!!!!!!

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Amanda Seyfried on the potential WGA strike: "My writer friends think it's going to happen." #MetGala

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anna in #frozen2 : i like you better in leather anyway every adult in the theater:

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4 years

the parallels between princess diana and meghan markle have been so stark for years, it just hurts my heart how disrespectful it is both to diana's legacy and to everything meghan has accomplished and will accomplish that the cycle has continued

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how do i call in “Taylor swift folklore” to work tomorrow weird that it hasn’t yet been cleared with HR

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5 years

THAT'S MY SON

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Tom Holland reportedly helped save the Spider-Man MCU deal by urging executives at Disney and Sony to patch things up.

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after years of trying to assign myself a disney princess, adulthood has made me reckon with the fact that i am, in fact, the socially anxious and and overly-hydrated millennial icon that is panic from hercules

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