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TA just showed up to the first class in a Lebron jersey. Not sure what game needs to be shrunk but shrink it

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This podcast has to be one of the worst things to ever grace humanity

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I hate sounding like a boomer but to people really think this is funny? Zero consideration for other people and just rubs me the wrong way. I can’t be the only one

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Why is it so popular for burners to post their new clothes like sorority girls do on their private stories?

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New Peter vest. Fuck you liberals

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@ChristBerman Just ruined my day

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Is this how you get validation on Twitter? I’m on a golf course guys I like golf and wearing polos! I am also drinking beer that is so fucking cold you guys it’s actually super cold the beer I’m drinking

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@Lilmcjagger9 This is staged. Liberal propaganda. Surprised Elon is even letting this be on the app

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Had to treat ol’ girl to dinner. Happy gf day

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@Lilmcjagger9 Vegas had to make a call for big justice to lose. This in fact is not justice

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@TheGhettoGronk I have too much beef with EA as a company to let their money grab work on me

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Can’t think of anything funny to say about this but what the fuck man

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Petition to install dude wipe dispensers in every bathroom on campus

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Sit down and ask yourself, did you wiggermax today?

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Dear @elonmusk Why do my replies get so much more action than my normal tweets? Please stop silencing me so that I can drop out of school and become a full time burner. Thanks. - Cletus

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@sexwithuruncle They should just make a reality TV show of people working on their jumpers

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Who the fuck is the target audience for this?

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@Patternbeliever It’s just a joke man

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@jmcollard0426 1/10 rage bait. Do better

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The beer is like De’Coldest Crawford but replace Crawford with beer

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If your go to sandwich place is Jimmy John’s I don’t trust you

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Great Sunday mid rot crank, thanks

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@vol_equalizer @SECNetwork @AlabamaFTBL Literally no bama fan has said that ever you’re just making things up

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Douche of the day. National gf day got the honey badger in a shitty mood

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@lagaurdia88 Average Tennessee student

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If I could run this university for 24 hours the first thing I’m doing is making sure a wrecking ball goes through this building

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@schneathjohnson For the love of god let this be satire

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If you don’t fw this song consider yourself an opp

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@BabysitterBari Auburn fan account🤝posting about the bama game

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How I feel after scoring on the hot route I called

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Fuck Xfinity WiFi

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I could not be happier about my team taking a dude that looks like this at #3 overall. Truly inspirational

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@WarBlogle Ryan Williams or beat Alabama in basketball? Auburn chose neither

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Are you fucking kidding me???

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Peter tags on the keychain could be a game changer

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@BeauTucker Holy fucking shit😂😂😂😂😂 What an idiot rushee🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ The balls on these kids are crazy we need to haze them so much😈😈😈

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Airport whiskey and women playing water polo? I mean come on

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@saucebars Damn I’ve been doxxed. I was actually listening to we bring the boom by aj and big justice

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You can’t tell me that if you put Carson Beck next to a crack head you would be able to tell the difference

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This games algorithm needs to be studied

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Don’t even care that we lost. This dunk is my Super Bowl

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@themattpac I have a slight feeling that they might be trolling for views in which case they are great marketers. Nonetheless they still make me extremely angry and ruin my day

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@mickmami Fuck you

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It makes me so mad when people say something like “6am in the morning”. The am already indicates that it’s in the morning you fucking imbecile

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Foreshadowing 🔜 👀

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@GeauxBradler Mirror selfie✅ Gay dude taking a mirror selfie✅

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Officially unemployed

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@DamnGDawg I miss when my Twitter feed was strictly talking ball

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Just wait til they have to deal with the dawg

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Students caught taking lines in the school bathroom early in the morning

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@CocoCriisp #Would

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Type shit I been on recently

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@BarstoolBig12 Not a single team in here would have less than 3 losses in the SEC

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@_JHokanson A football player is wearing a football uniform😱 He so does look the part!!!!😂😂😂

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This opening ceremony is so fucking weird. God I hate French people

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What brings women to comment on each others posts the way they do? The amount of times I’ve read the phrase “this ate” under a post of a study abroad trip this summer has severely impacted my mental health

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Operation appreciate the north conclusion: Great time in the twin cities, great food and people. Wisconsin/Minnesota northerners are cool but if you’re from New Jersey I still fucking hate you get out of my school

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@smalldickBWIC Rings + posting outfit with brand names=yankee fag or females

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@BabysitterBari Alabama has had 3 offensive coordinators since 2020 and still has made the CFP and won the SEC. Auburns “home run” head coach went 6-7 and had one of the most embarrassing losses in program history to NMSU

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@Campus_Cuties Did I give you permission to post my gf on here?

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Reason #213385722 to hate Texas A&M

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Texas A&M recreated the iconic Alabama WR picture This is golden 😭😭😭

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Kirby Smart gotta put a tighter leash on his guys. Deboer ain’t letting this shit slide

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What the fuck does demure mean

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@Lilmcjagger9 Big justice would never actually lose this if it wasn’t staged

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Fell out of a tree

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Woke up with unexplained cuts all over myself. Not sure what to think about this

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In desperate need of boobs to lay on right now

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@jbrown464 Breaking bad

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This is what’s wrong with college football and it pisses me off so much. Couldn’t care less what school he goes to at this point but commitment means nothing anymore

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@sophaller Nice ass bro👍

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Made it 12 days in Tuscaloosa before my first diarrhea +500 aura

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@MarcusMeth God this pisses me off. 6 beers

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@AlabamaMBB @Aaron4PF_ @DetroitPistons Bro about to save a whole franchise

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@sankeysthirdleg Are you 14 years old?

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@billyhandcock Depressed cowboys fan

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@livefromtheshxd @NFL_DovKleiman @KayvonOjulari Luke McCaffrey, Ladd McConkey, about 70% of Jermaine Burton, Ricky Pearsall … you get the picture

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@BleacherReport @TimBontemps A team that is centered around Joel Embiid throwing a tantrum about officiating is diabolical

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@NBAKingBell Yeah you really piss me off. That outfit is 1 piece of jewelry from me assuming you’re from jersey

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Who’s gonna tell him?

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@StuartDonald Detonate Lawson will send his ass to the shadow realm

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@UncleJohnsBurnr Fredrick Douglass - Yuno Miles

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Celebrating Juneteenth a little late today

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List of things I fw

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Dude deserves a raise. Need one of them to crush me between their thighs and call me honey badger

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Olympics cameraman goin crazy 😂😂

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@BoobyBob_ Fair enough but there is not a single curve on her body. That being said still would for the name value

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Downloaded the CFB25 update and my dynasty is back in 2024. Years of work down the drain. Fuck you @EASPORTSCollege

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Does this mean we can loot and riot now? Could lowkey use a new tv

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This is what happens when KD doesn’t get faded before the game

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@SSN_Alabama @RivalsCamp Give that man his 5th star already

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@Chucktime456 Hate to hear that Poo, but I had to share my hatred with the rest of the world

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@notlokz You’d be surprised by the amount of people my age and even a little older that genuinely find this hilarious. It’s absurd

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I’m officially the first person to ever say what the sigma on Mt Zeus

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Nick Saban 2024. It was the script all along

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@JPScottIV

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Trumps shooter

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@cags_enjoyer @glizzy__goblin_ Or just people with any consideration for others. If you genuinely find this funny you are either 10 years old or a retard

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@sterl2saucy Big girls need love too

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