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@Kennychestnut21 Thought that was the St. Louis arch at first glance

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@KenBoon_79 That’s an Ikea quality type shelf

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5 months

I’m not sure Dayton Twitter has acknowledged how good of a defender Javvon Bennet is. Kid is locks.

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@MMahoney157 That’s kinda gay

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16 days

Holy shit let’s have a fucking day

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16 days

I’m gonna cum

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15 days

5.5 Million people saw my immaculate piss stream yesterday. Today I got up and got right back to slingin shingles with mi amigos. Fame won’t change me. This hard work is something you gringos just wouldn’t understand.

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3 months

4 hours to go… The silence is LOWD Need Blue Beer ASAP

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14 days

It’s a good thing this bad boy fits me, cuz I definitely wouldn’t be able to return it after getting a little too excited upon opening it (emoji covering stains)

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23 days

Talk about a night cap

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18 days

Can’t wait to blow my children’s private school tuition fund on some Peter this weekend. Hope you enjoy public school little Jimmy, at least your pops was dripped for white boy summer.

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2 months

Double #CluckerThursday to send us out!! Holy shit these Johnson’s were fucking incredible. Couldn’t have asked for a better way to go out. Thank you Gupta!!!!!! 🥲🤝

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6 months

20 mins before gametime and the 400’s are packed!!! The real ones don’t care if we’re ranked or not ✊🏾

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2 months

Went to the PGA Championship today and @michaelblockpga pulled me aside to ask for a hog reveal. I told him maybe after he wins on Sunday. We settled for a picture at least.

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25 days

I think I’m addicted to porn. Porn myself a cold glass of milk.

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23 days

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Still would. Play is play.

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2 months

When the burners cross paths in Daytona 🤝 @barseatsports

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3 months

Woke up LOWD!!!!

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11 days

Most average male meal

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3 months

Professor gonna mistake me for Tyler Kolek after that quiz performance

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25 days

@513Caleb Autism

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12 days

Anytime I want more Peter I just quote my roofing jobs for $150 more than usual. Boom. Free Peter.

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2 months

Meemaw has no idea she’s in the middle of a life altering relapse

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3 months

Wearing Red ✅ Drinking Red ✅ Being LOWD ✅ Gametime. Hum now Flyers.

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2 months

Just wanna be 17 vizzys deep on the pool deck already

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8 months

Are you kidding me?! The toppings are flying off this johnson! Now that’s a Clucker Happy #CluckerThursday to all who celebrate

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5 months

Imagine I told you this tastes better than it looks. Good shit Gupta. #CluckerThursday

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3 months

@DavidPJablonski Brea: 1/4 Santos: 0/4 Bennett: 1/3 Elvis: 2/4 Cheeks: 2/3 Marvel: 2/3 Team total: 8/21 (38%) Analysis: Dayton wins tomorrow.

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2 months

After drinking for 4 days straight and feeling like absolute shit afterwards, I gained a lot of respect for alcoholics. They really be built different.

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3 months

Thursday AM noise complaint the way it be LOWD up in here

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2 months

Exams successfully failed. Time to have a beer or two(wenty)

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3 months

@sullymygoodname You left out the part where you crank your hog

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2 months

Lemonade tequila no ice. It all makes sense. @barseatsports @kobybrea @KobeElvis @DaRonagon @enochcheeks @n_santos33 @JuiceCrewMali

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2 months

No I’m not doing a “hog reveal” at 60 followers. Stop asking

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20 days

@SteadyE69 Doing everything they can to cancel white boy summer. This only the beginning

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2 months

Daytona Day 1 Recap

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2 months

I feel bad for basketball players like Kobe Elvis who go to Tims to get some ass but end up getting yapped at by idiots like me as to why the Oklahoma Sooners should rename to the Oklahoma Boners (I think it’s a great idea)

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6 months

What a game. The boys were fucking rowdy!!!

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24 days

@GirthDaddy1234 Turned me on a little too much

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2 months

POV: The boys at Keeneland all day today @jimmyolson01 @sloppysteakman @DannyGreive @ohiocbbguy

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There’s no way the left is able to enjoy the rest of their day after seeing this

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3 months

Holy fuck shoutout Cousin Vinnys for the bomb ass za. That’s my cuz 😎😎

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1 month

A few weeks into post grad and the obligatory Peter has been purchased. What now? @Mr_Darts1

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9 days

Not only did Cam Young shoot 59 today. But he did it wearing Peter Millar head to toe. That’s special.

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20 days

@Mr_Darts1 @PeteThamel It’s crazy people think this is a joke

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8 days

Going to a school like Dayton is a curse and a blessing. You aren’t getting any Lily Lang looking girls. But at least they haven’t been ran through by 30 of your amigos

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3 months

@GhostMcHistory I offered him a drink the other night at Tims

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4 months

I’m backkkkkkkkkkk Woke up this morning and realized I don’t rly fuck with censorship Let the opps come after me…I know a guy 😹 Wearing Red. Being LOWD.

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1 month

@CampWashChili Would (the coneys)

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5 months

DOUBLE CLUCKER THURSDAY The Clucker just gets better every time you have one so you know I had to get anotha one Gupta continues to bring his A game #CluckerThursday

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5 months

@DaytonFlyers Never been equally as horny for 2 different reasons

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24 days

0 days without yanking it to lana del rey

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The corporate office outfit girls on tiktok would tell you that this is a great look for your QBR

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2 months

🚨 EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 Tomorrow (April 25th) has been declared National Clucker Day!!! Celebrate accordingly! Don’t forget to thank Gupta for his incredible service throughout the years 🫡

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9 months

There’s no words I can use to describe this sandwich. 2 weeks ago I had the worst Clucker of my life. It was so bad I had to take last week off to regroup myself. This afternoon I indulged in the greatest Clucker to date! Just so good in so many ways. #CluckerThursday

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3 months

Facts 🫵🤣‼️ @BarstoolNevada

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1 month

You can call me Blue Check Schneath from now on 😎

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3 months

@513Caleb @Erynn_Johnson41 The rizzlerrrrrrr

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13 days

One of the fellas caught me and the amigos in the middle of a job today. I think this was our 5th or 6th roof we put up today, I kinda forget cuz we do so many.

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My heart goes out to the high schooler getting paid minimum wage that just walked in behind me to clean the shitter that I absolutely Blitzkrieged

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2 months

In-flight Voodoo was unbelievable. Sydney Sweeney movie was gas. Couldn’t be more ready. (I’m horny)

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1 month

@zachlanebryan A clucker and a good movie

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3 months

Gupta woke up today and decided to COOOOK 🔥🔥 #CluckerThursday

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5 months

Schneath’s Friday Morning Routine 11:18 - Wake up 11:19 - Take a shit 11:20 - Get out of bed 11:25 - Coffee 11:30 - Sudoku 11:52 - Smash computer cuz I suck at sudoku 11:57 - Apply for a Marycrest dishwasher job so I can pay for a new computer 12:03 - Play sudoku on my phone

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@DuragRebel Nothing in this world can replicate the feeling of putting on Nike Elites for the first time

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3 months

@Mr_Darts1 I’d say it’s closer to the Flyers coming down from 17 with 7 minutes left

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21 days

@llddiiss Could spit at me and I’d apologize

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29 days

@yedagoatnokap Unbelievable. Has to be the talk of the office for weeks to come.

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24 days

Motherfucker. We’re getting that hog reveal one way or another.

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11 days

@LindyTasteful Too much belly, I’ll pass

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17 days

Random dude just passed me this at the pregame. Is he trying to say something?

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10 months

Happy #CluckerThursday ! Special Guest appearance from Love Island’s🐐

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1 month

@IndianaFever love is love.

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20 days

This hot girl in a car just drove by me and I instinctually looked at the car’s ass after it passed me

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3 months

Been contemplating future careers for a while. The leading one right now is joining a Mexican roofing company and just going ham on the shingles all day then tossing back Modelos with the boys 5 days a week over some fire music as they talk about nonsense in Spanish.

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1 month

I’m not your typical cracker that bitches about inflation all the time but $5.29 for the pack of gum I just bought has me thinking that might change shortly

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9 months

@eenis69 Every at Dayton knows that too

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8 months

AG won’t put in the walk ons because he got called out for not covering in home openers

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1 month

Traffic is the best opportunity to sharpen your texting and driving skills

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1 month

“Find a job you love and you’ll never work a day in your life” - Some Mexican Roofer

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3 months

Shoutout to all the alcoholic Catholics that didn’t eat meat on Fridays during this Lent 🙌🏼🙏🏼

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29 days

Hope everyone has a great week. Mi hermanos y yo are gonna be installing so many roofs. Time to earn those Modelos.

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2 months

Only goal this weekend is to get my Grandma to relapse on cigs

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20 days

@ForePlayPod Wow he really edged Balionis

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3 months

The committee really thought they could schedule Dayton on a #CluckerThursday and nobody would notice?

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26 days

I love leaving my keys in the car anytime I park in public. Adds a little excitement to your Thursday afternoon grocery run when you come out the store and might have to walk 7 miles home.

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24 days

Fuck do most Peter’s run big? Just bought a Large off Ebay and this thing is a tarp on me

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