Geralto @car_freshenerr Twitter profile

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Geralto

2 years

@frozenedamame No. This is the document of a young mans descent into mental unrest. It should be studied for decades to come

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

6 months

Jalen Milroe when he goes undrafted in the CFL

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6 months

Internship interview for big bank. Getting #lockedin

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

4 years

Chance the rapper said “i met kanye west i’m never gonna fail” and then dropped the worst album of the decade

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

4 years

@PatRileysGodson @SKDxkiller @lilsasquatch66 a chance for some pussy

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

4 years

@901Rich @ExtendoBans it’s portland dude, what do you expect

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

1 year

Lee Corso to die tonight +400 is great value

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

3 years

@sportsballfan01 @stoolbenchmob A fucking masterpiece

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

3 years

Shut up bitch. it’s a dog eat dog world, and i’m not dinner

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

2 years

@MyGuySteve @Starting9 He was stealing to prevent the double play. Just doing what he was told

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

1 year

Yesterday I invited a girl to go to the hornets game with me. She said she was already going with someone else. Took my friend instead. We were in a suite and she was in the nose bleeds. I hope she learned her lesson.

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

4 years

@ExtendoBans youtube fell off in 2017

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

4 years

Don’t call your obese girlfriend your “lil snow bunny”. Motherfucker that’s big chungus

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

4 years

@lilsasquatch66 how do people not understand sarcasm?

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

1 year

List of manly things Smoking meat well Driving somewhere without directions Drinking black coffee Having a well trained dog Feel free to add to list and discuss in comment section

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

3 years

My girlfriend told me she lost her virginity to a 12 inch dick and i almost threw up.

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

9 months

🚨🚨THE SAGA CONTINUES🚨🚨 In an odd move by @SchafferBurner he appears to use burner twitter to win back the admiration of his ex while also calling Carol a “dumpster whore” interesting move, hard to understand this one. #burnercheatingscandal

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

1 year

W rizz or no?

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

3 years

Got airpods, got my dick sucked, and the Nets won. What a great day

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

3 years

Officially made it through high school without having sex a single time #W

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

2 years

Officially single. Was sad for about an hour then said fuck it we ball. Now I plan on pinning all this emotion up and making it my therapist’s problem in 5 years.

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

2 years

WSMFP = Widespread motherfucking Panic?

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

9 months

I asked if anyone needed me to do a lump check and they asked me to leave. What the fuck?!?!

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

9 months

@chickentenderl5 Please babe please just stick your fingers in your drink it’s for my burner twitter.

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

3 years

@anus Classic college guy at the senior prom

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

9 months

🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨 @SchafferBurner ADMITS TO CHEATING and says, “Oh the girl ( @feralcarol_ ) I cheated on her ( @v00d00binks ) with is not hot” When will these ladies join forces to take down the real enemy 🤨🤨 Mary Wollstonecraft is rolling in her grave! #burnercheatingscandal

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

3 years

Do they not have the Kawhi/Zaza rule for this exact thing?? Why was Giannis not given a flagrant?

Talkin’ Nets

@TalkinNets

3 years

That's a dirty play by Giannis

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

1 year

Downloaded hinge, immediately saw my ex who broke up with me because she “wasn’t ready for a relationship” this happened less than 3 weeks ago

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

4 years

@trevwoodworth23 @isahellya Trevor, the girls are not gonna see this. and even if they did, they still wouldn’t wanna fuck you.

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

1 year

Sloan from entourage is top tier. Vaguely ethnic, soft spoken voice, wears low rise pants, and has a father with money.

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

4 years

Any questions, comments or concerns can be replied below or in my DM

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

3 years

Mark Vital looks like

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

3 years

I guess you’re out of the running then

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3 years

The world is windy. We need a President who can stand.

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

2 years

People love using my name to get likes on a tweet

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

2 years

Best gift I’ve ever received

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

8 months

Steve I’ve benched 225 more times than I can remember. I’ve only ran a marathon once. You, however, have never ran a marathon and you never will. Probably can’t bench 225 either if we’re being honest

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

1 year

If you ever got fuck you money what are you doing with it? I would develop and build intra city rail for major metropolitan areas that don’t currently have it in an effort to reduce car usage and encourage walkable cities.

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

1 year

Going to see a movie alone tonight. Been told this is a necessary event in young male life.

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

3 years

For the first time ever, I got my dick sucked tonight.

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

1 year

Cute girl in my Spanish class. Acted like I needed help in the class to get her number, I have a 98.

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

3 years

Thinking about freshman year when i went to the movies with a girl and a week later 4 seniors ran a train on her

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

1 year

She just called and broke up with me?!?!?!?

Geralto

@car_freshenerr

2 years

I did it. I have a girlfriend and she makes me laugh

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

3 years

Notice how men react in the playoffs? vs lebron’s crybaby bitch ass #netsontop #WEGOHARD

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

8 months

Proud to announce I got my dick sucked and fucked tonight

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

1 year

If I was at Cannes Film Festival in 1994 I would have been begging her to abuse me with those boots on

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@mubiuk

2 years

Cameron Diaz at Cannes Film Festival, 1994.

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

1 year

Women as fine as her should not be dating NFL hopefuls. They should be dating micro niche internet celebrities who bring a sense of joyous whimsy to their life.

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@SportsCenter

1 year

Will Levis waiting on that call 📞 #NFLDraft

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

4 years

yeah there’s asians too

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

2 years

Burner twitter saved my life 🙏🏼

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

2 years

Senior year of high school I was on the school news and my teacher let me create my own segment. I came up with a fast paced trivia type game with the teachers called “Quizzed on your face” and I don’t think many people got the joke

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

1 year

Just soft launched my cry for help

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

2 years

3 months later, did 20 strict pull ups today. That’s progress gentlemen.

Geralto

@car_freshenerr

2 years

I’m so fucking bad at strict pull-ups it’s insane. I can row 185 pounds consistently but i can’t pull up my 193 pound body once

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

2 years

Forgetting Sarah Marshall is a top tier rom com, debatably the funniest. It also has me tearing up at 9:42 pm

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

4 years

Just got in to UTK with a $6,000 a year scholarship

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

2 years

I did it. I have a girlfriend and she makes me laugh

Geralto

@car_freshenerr

2 years

Geralto is a huge pussy. Planned on asking this girl to be my girlfriend tonight and kept getting nervous.

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

3 years

bad news, my roommate is an unironic “🤣” user

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

1 year

In a liberal studies class filled to the brim with bad bitches this is my fucking group Me- Normal human (debatable) Rai- Trans they/them super liberal Ella- Goth who used to cut herself Mollie- Idiot adpi girl (not one of the hot ones) Ryan- K-pop obsessed gay who wears keds

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

1 year

@wtfisupimkyle What about Geralto’s

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

3 years

@lilsasquatch66 Nevermind, vibrator ad

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

4 years

@AndreMz_ @AhijahB @YeezyTaughtMe72 @DebatingHipHop_ Drop midnight on December 30th and then have everyone play it at their new years party

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

2 years

I would like some boobs in my face rn

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

4 years

i’ve returned

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

2 years

Im in a 15 person creative writing class that’s 85% female and the teacher is a 23 year old goth girl getting her masters

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

11 months

Atlanta Braves Al-Qaeda 🫱🏼‍🫲🏾 Destroying 2 staples of New York worth billions of dollars

Talkin’ Baseball

@TalkinBaseball_

11 months

The Braves are committing another massacre

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

3 years

Fuck im drunk

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

11 months

I FUCKING KILLED IT! LETS FUCKING GO! IM AN ANIMAL, I CANT BE STOPPED! #indomitablehumanspirit

Geralto

@car_freshenerr

11 months

I have an interview at a bank Tuesday. Is wearing a suit too much? Or is that normal?

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

3 years

Thinking about her again

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

1 year

Update: turns out she’s fucked two of my friends. Gonna have to abort mission.

Geralto

@car_freshenerr

1 year

Cute chick took me on a “hot girl walk” and I had fun talking to her

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

3 years

Just committed to play college basketball. Dream accomplished

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

7 months

People act like a 5k is so much. It’s 30 minutes of running at the most.

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

1 year

Fumbled a black girl yesterday because I wished her a happy Juneteenth

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

9 months

🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨 Mr. Schaeffer (cheater in question) will continue to plead the 5th until further notice. Stay tuned for more updates #burnercheatingscandal

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

9 months

@car_freshenerr My lawyer has advised me not to say anything

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

1 year

This one’s going in the spank bank

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@happierdam

1 year

dua lipa in custom versace, just wow…

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

11 months

Her best friend said no. Twitter is just like field day in 6th grade.

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

2 years

Me when I get owned epicly by getting told to go back to high school

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

2 years

I’m going to therapy tomorrow at 5. Everyone wish me luck

Uncle and Child

@RemyBoy110

2 years

Men 👏 Should 👏 Not 👏 Be 👏 Allowed 👏 To 👏 Talk 👏 About 👏 Their 👏 Mental 👏 Health 👏

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

1 year

Elon tried to kill me, he was unsuccessful.

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

2 years

This is what dreams are made of

MARQUISE! 🦅

@OgSwaggerdick

2 years

Nigga Hillary Duff?! Bruuhhhh

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

2 years

Aidan Hutchinson isn’t racist enough to be a good white pass rusher in the NFL

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

9 months

🚨🚨CODE RED SHOTS FIRED🚨🚨 @v00d00binks claims @feralcarol_ was “begging” @SchafferBurner to leave the relationship. Was there unresolved issues from before?? Were ladies ignoring red flags?? Is this guy a slimy piece of shit?? Stay tuned to find out more #burnercheatingscandal

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@v00d00binks

9 months

@panicdawgs34 @8_11_98Reba @car_freshenerr @SchafferBurner Y’all I’m really just confused bc when we first starting dating she was begging him to break up with me and go back to her. So I guess she got what she wanted

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

2 years

@Lazzeshopper Have to wait until after finals for the sake of her mental health so that’s the first day I’ll have during summer. The week of the 16th-22nd will be my wisdom teeth surgery and starting internship so I wouldn’t have time to do it then

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

8 months

@MyGuySteve 1) did I lie? 2) Satirical tweet, you wouldn’t get it bootlicker 3) did I lie? 4) did I lie?

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Geralto

@car_freshenerr

2 years