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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

2 years

forever haunted by the last time i ubered in ATL and the lady was playing salsa music and i was bopping my head a lil bit and she turns and looks at me and goes “okay miss private school!” 😭😭😭 she clocked me so fast i hadn’t said a word to her yet

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@frozenedamame

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1 year

brb crying at these cartoons my grandpa drew for my grandma when they were long distance in the 60s 🥺

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@frozenedamame

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@ericabney_01 lol we get it dude you’re failing organic chemistry

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@durntt holy shit lmao was my gpa a plagiarist 🤨😔 this is so cool!!!

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@queasy_f_bby i’ve never seen such a mid movie get hype like this before

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6 years

@runmatty_ This advice from my therapist changed my life: never do something because you feel like you “should” do it. The only reasons to do something are because you want to or you need to.

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@frozenedamame

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thinking about last august when i kissed a bumble guy on a first date and then later i saw his profile again and he had updated one of his prompts to say his ick is kissing on the first date

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@durntt whoa i’m actually not sure but i’ll ask him! he was a landscape architect before he retired/has always been great at drawing. it would be awesome if your dad and my grandpa knew each other somehow :)

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@frozenedamame

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6 years

@lilpaleta @IamIanJacob @tyrabanks What’s so wrong about celebrating someone else’s success and relating it to your own life? He was sharing his story with no malicious intent, and it doesn’t detract from Aaron’s achievements in any way

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

6 years

send this man to xxl freshman list

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Mason Ramsey

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Told y'all I was working on something! My first song ‘Famous’ comes out at midnight

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@frozenedamame

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@KyojiniDraws @ResistBoston You must not have kids. Or commute to work. Or work multiple jobs for minimum wage. Millions and millions of people (predominantly women of color) are subject to all of the above at the same time

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@frozenedamame

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4 years

YALL they done fucked up and offered me a salaried job that combines both my fields in my dream city 😭😭

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@frozenedamame

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1 year

@carolynethomaz1 right!!! don’t hit my line unless you’re trying to create original art about how much i mean to you 😤

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1 year

@offbeatorbit truly you could not waterboard this out of me

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@frozenedamame

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6 months

@gunthergarren @boywaif this isn’t very “living proof of a loving god” of you :/

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

8 months

my college bf is marrying the girl he told me not to worry about

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@frozenedamame

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4 years

do y’all ever think about how the president was impeached earlier this year and that’s not even gonna crack the top five headlines of 2020

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@veryharryhill impossible to tell whether this is a compliment or not

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1 year

@loweffortloser i regret to inform you that 75K is not a lot of money

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1 year

@ziggywalksinla you are REACHING please leave this woman alone

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1 year

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@frozenedamame

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6 years

@Jan_zorn @runmatty_ In context, the statement is about anxiety-driven compulsions, but imo it can also be applied to lifestyle choices like fitness in that you need to be fit to live a healthy life. Of course, it’s only advice and if you don’t agree, live as you will.

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@frozenedamame

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1 year

thanks for the love!!!! these days he is a curmudgeonly old fart but he was once young and romantic like we are!!

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1 year

brb crying at these cartoons my grandpa drew for my grandma when they were long distance in the 60s 🥺

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@frozenedamame

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5 years

the moment you truly become a woman is NOT when you get your first period. it’s the first time someone asks for a pen and you have one in your purse

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@frozenedamame

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7 months

@offbeatorbit if the legacy i leave behind is “bitchy but not ableist” i’ll honestly be pretty pleased

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

4 months

where’s that tweet that said biden’s supporters talk about him like he’s a dog they’re about to put down

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Simon Ateba

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SEE IT: President Biden unusually strong today, shows off some vigor. WATCH

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@frozenedamame

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6 years

@EmilyAThacher ...hillary won the popular vote

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yuppie scum

6 years

in fifty years i think the main thing i’ll remember about high school is that we had a priest who did roundhouse kicks on the sidelines of games

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cassidy mcdaniel

6 years

So I was searching gif keyboard for a priest gif and @BT people it's literally Father Tran, I am in shock

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

6 years

another catholic school story that sounds fake: one day my sophomore year, the teachers randomly got together and decided to give pink slips to every girl whose skirt was too short. every single girl (yes, really) in the sophomore class got a pink slip. we called it pink friday.

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

1 year

before the jonah hill discourse dies: we need to stop prescribing therapy as a cure-all. i’ve known people to be in therapy for years just treading water or lying to the therapists. self improvement is almost entirely about the work that happens outside of the therapist’s office

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

4 years

ending 2020 on the right note :,) finally got my own baby

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

2 years

some girls just asked the airport starbs workers: a) if they had any jameson and b) if she could get free coffee for showing titties. it is 4:52AM

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

4 years

like this tweet if you want to be on my fight axis i will wait 24 hours before adding the avis

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

1 year

@PopBase @hiimbobbi need your take on this statement expeditiously

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

4 years

meet north’s freesian horse. we have 14 gorgeous freesians on the ranch

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yuppie scum

6 years

@quelestdonc @Jan_zorn @runmatty_ Ask a therapist ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

3 years

someone suddenly cares about women’s bodily autonomy huh

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Ted Cruz

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

3 years

fondly remembering the religious girl in my high school class who took a dude to catholic mass with her and then sucked his dick in the parking lot after

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

3 years

thinking of the time a girl posted on her story about being a type 1, and i swiped up all excited saying i’m an enneagram type 1 too!! turns out she was a type 1 diabetic

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

4 years

realizing it could literally be years before i can shake my ass at a bar again

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

3 months

DC is full of losers…grad schools are full of losers…now imagine going to grad school in DC…….

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

3 years

so uh moving to DC on friday will be fun

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

3 years

i love my new life in my cute historic apartment with my kitty and my exciting job and my cool ass roommate

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

4 years

bitch i’m still working on my plan A

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yuppie scum

4 years

dudes get on the bus to class but smell like BO......y’all are focused on the wrong Degree

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

8 months

good morning ladies let’s send some really fucking good emails this week

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

3 years

at the brewery, acting up off of 36 oz. it took me four minutes to write this tweet

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

9 months

got first in my age group in my 5K this morning, fuck y’all

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

11 months

going on my first date since the breakup tonight, AKA my tweets are about to get really good again…watch this space

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yuppie scum

4 years

lmao why’d she have to come at my dad like this just for trying to forward her emails

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

3 years

y’all he broke it off i don’t have to do this again 🥳😌

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yuppie scum

3 years

can’t believe i cooked for a m*n last night and it was only our fifth date, very dangerous precedent to set

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1 year

he dumped me just in time for hot girl summer

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2 years

i’m in my gf era 😋

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yuppie scum

11 months

me: you better not be a poorly behaved but extremely quiet four-year-old male tuxedo cat when i get there calamari:

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yuppie scum

3 years

i just want to get piss drunk and eat feta fries at the grill at 2AM one more time :(

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

4 years

a month from tomorrow i'm uprooting my entire life and moving to a city i haven't visited since the fifth grade? that doesn't sound like something i would do

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

3 years

went out with a 28-year-old last night and he asked me to split the check. crying and throwing up and considering resigning from dating

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

5 years

i’ll take “i’m crying” for $400

@Jeopardy

Jeopardy!

5 years

A Message from Alex Trebek:

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

6 months

breakfast w the king today 👑

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yuppie scum

1 year

brb crying at these cartoons my grandpa drew for my grandma when they were long distance in the 60s 🥺

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

4 years

nervous as hell for the fake job interview later today that i made up to get my parents off my back

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yuppie scum

4 years

can you imagine buying your actual size sweatshirt instead of two sizes up for maximum coziness?? could NOT be me

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

6 years

@lilpaleta @IamIanJacob @tyrabanks He fully admitted that Aaron’s journey has not been the same as his own. We’re simply happy for someone who faced adversity in the fashion industry. If you expect white people not to engage in/interact with uplifting news stories like this, I have some bad news for you

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

3 years

had a date tonight ➡️ the man canceled on me ➡️ invited a bestie out for drinks ➡️ she said yes but then had to cancel ➡️ i will once again spend the evening cooking a single chicken breast and getting stoned in the 5PM darkness

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

3 years

oh sweet angel, you have an anxiety disorder

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

1 year

do you know how hard it is not to open every work meeting with “my boyfriend dumped me because i told him that i loved him after knowing him for over a year and he couldn’t reciprocate” when i’m asked how my weekend went

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

5 years

waiting for brockhampton to come on. just watched the girl in front of me google “how long does molly last”

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

6 years

did you really go to all-school mass if someone didn’t keel over during the homily

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❀ kayla ❀

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6 years

catholic school really had CHILDREN passing out in church about once a month and we just accepted that as normal

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7 years

can i change my major to overreacting

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

3 years

i tweet for the glossier a24 oat milk pleasure-to-have-in-class girlies and nobody else. if you’re not a community member and you happen to relate to any of my tweets then that’s on you

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

4 years

nothing, this is what i look like irl

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

4 years

today is the last day of my summer internship and i am beyond blessed and excited to announce that i have accepted an opportunity languishing in my parents’ basement 😌✨

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@frozenedamame

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3 years

good afternoon ladies

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yuppie scum

3 years

you guys i ran a half marathon 🥺

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

3 years

me receiving praise at my job

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yuppie scum

4 years

interviewer just hit me with the “i think you could do this job in your sleep” i am BUZZIN rn

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yuppie scum

3 years

girls who went to ga southern and have 4k insta followers think they invented living in buckhead

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

5 years

might fuck around and get my recommended daily water intake today

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

2 years

mom can you pick me up they’re gatekeeping vomiting

@thecimonalisa

CimónAlisa🕯

2 years

I don’t think people discuss enough how disgusting it is to throw up in a toilet?! Like who started that and why does it continue? Do yall not use a trashcan/bag or at least do it in the shower?

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

8 years

Go dawgs omg #UGA2020

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yuppie scum

4 years

merry christmas burner fam ily guys

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

8 years

I hope whoever kept sticking gum on the BT girls' bathroom stall locks finally found her chill

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yuppie scum

4 years

when people write “could of” in place of “could’ve” it activates my fight or flight response

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

3 years

i can’t believe that if i want a loving boyfriend i have to date men who show interest in me……just doesn’t seem like something id do

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

8 years

remember the lil hat boy? this is him now, feel old yet?

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

5 years

last night i was talking to a dude dt and i told him i was a virgo and he said “oh i have vertigo too”

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

3 years

five drinks down wearing caroline’s $600 sunglasses that her sugar daddy bought for her. happy friday oomfies

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

3 years

having a desk job: 🤢😖😰 the serotonin rush of exchanging “happy friday” with all of your coworkers every week: 😈🤠🥰

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

4 years

bitches don’t wanna take the vaccine because “it was developed so fast!!” no shit breyleigh this has been the top global news story for a year so getting it produced quickly was kind of a priority

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

9 years

June lasted approximately 9 minutes

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yuppie scum

2 years

i’m in my gf era 😋

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yuppie scum

1 year

offer letter secured 🥰🥰🥰

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yuppie scum

4 years

fellas is it gay to fuck a lot of women

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

3 years

today is my one year anni at my job 🥰 i whine on here about exchanging labor for capital but i truly love where i work

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

4 years

just played CODEINE for 77 points against my dad in scrabble i dare someone to fuck with me

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yuppie scum

8 years

yes Jim and Pam are great but Bob Vance paid $1000 for a hug from Phyllis and that's the real deal

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

3 years

highlights of 2021: - random georgetown professor asked me out for a drink in the middle of the street - every day with cali - landlord gave us our same reduced-for-covid rent price for 2022 - ran 13.1 miles without stopping - celebrated a year at my job that i love

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

4 years

every job rejection email i get fuels my villain origin story

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yuppie scum

3 years

can’t believe i cooked for a m*n last night and it was only our fifth date, very dangerous precedent to set

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@frozenedamame

yuppie scum

4 months

having a cat makes my life so much better. i love my buddy

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yuppie scum

4 years

every time i complete a task for school i reward myself by giving her the rest of the day off. great system yes, but quickly becoming unsustainable

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