So I pierced my nose…bout 2 weeks ago.
My daughter on the phone cause she just likes talking my business: So grandma, do you notice anything different on mommy’s face.
Me: Girl why you talking my business
Her: Cause your mother needs to know what you’re up to.
💀💀💀
I need my damn child to stop volunteering to bring stuff in her school….
Cause why tf sis telling her teacher she have breadfruit tree and can bring breadfruit for the school oil down….wey tf the tree dey??
My sister took a plane in August 2020 to visit her man in Barbados because they didn’t see each other since the pandemic started.
Sis ain’t come back yet..and sis living her best life..
Sis have a consulting job…sis say she and the man married in spirit..
Today, July 19th is my work anniversary.
I year ago I left my peeps at the Grenada Airports Authority to come and take on stress.
Jk….it’s going good so far 🥰
I love men who stand on business. After this man sent me a paragraph full of nonsense, I politely told him to “go to fuckin hell”.
And you know what? I ain’t hear from since…and I really love that for him.
I wish y’all would just let people be….
Let ppl enjoy themselves in peace! Who cares if somebody ass flat n they wearing thong. Allyuh talking bout ppl make up to their bikini line to their ass!
My goddddddd!
How miserable are you??
Randomly went to take a free HIV test yesterday and the amount of times I heard “why?” from people I know have me watching allyuh funny…
Cause why not?
Hai Lord, meh pickney teacher just called me.
Said that MY child raised up her hand and volunteered to bring rice and peas for the school luncheon on Wednesday and also plantains.
Wah really going on here???
This outta timing nigga is 50!
It reminds me of a time when the man my mother made me with told her that she shouldn’t allow me to wear twists to high school because: “it’s looking too much like ras”
A lot of these old farts outchea don’t like black hair!!
Men as well as women.
So little missy has Christmas party today. They’re supposed to dress “fancy”. They also have to bring fancy plates and fancy cutlery for eating.
She said there’s a prize for the student with the fanciest head piece…so naturally I got her a fascinator and lace gloves. Kix oui
Sleep take me realllll early last night…
I ain’t prep nothing for today. Let me go iron my gown and organise my dress eeh…
Today is my graduation y’all 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽
I think I could show allyuh my daughter Valentine’s Day gift 🤣🤣
Not like any of y’all know her to go and show her 🤣🤣🤣
Just finished wrapping them…
Plus she has a 6 pack of cheesecakes to get with it.
Will update the pic on Tuesday with the cheesecake.
My daughter asked me what I’m getting her for Mother’s Day.
Sis said that without her I wouldn’t be a mother and that she needs to be rewarded. 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
Dear Lord,
I do not ever want to be in a space, whether it's a relationship or friendship, where I feel the need to dim my light. I never want to feel as though I need to present a watered-down version of myself to be accepted.
I feel if allyuh start compartmentalizing friends it gonna pay allyuh a lot better. Not every friend is for everything, however, that does not take away from the friendship y’all have in whatever capacity.
Sister Emmz in school patiently waiting on her CPEA results....all nervous and ish...
and I have to sit here and pretend that I ain't already know that she got her first choice and is actually on the list of top 200 performers.
This waking up and go to work thing not working out…..
I just want to let my future husband know that being a housewife is not beneath me….Fuk dem degrees, I wanna pack you your lunch and bake cookies for our kids!🥴🥴
Amma need y’all to stop acting like y’all don’t want what y’all want.
U know you like your man clingy and loving up on you…. Then stop letting them men who only know dog life bread crumb u and make you feel bad for wanting what u want. Get a next man girl!
My daughter wants to get braids. My sister said her schedule kinda tight & she’s not sure when she can do it.I tell the child I’ll do the braids…tell me why this little girl crying.
Talking about: “you’ve never done braids, watching tutorials don’t mean you can do it”
Ok den🙄
Y’all bfs be telling girls in their DMs that they wanna suck their PSsy…
Some of dem be sucking it in real life too 🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
DO NOT swear for these men🥴🥴
I think I could show allyuh my daughter Valentine’s Day gift 🤣🤣
Not like any of y’all know her to go and show her 🤣🤣🤣
Just finished wrapping them…
Plus she has a 6 pack of cheesecakes to get with it.
Will update the pic on Tuesday with the cheesecake.
I hate when I tweet some shit about man and people take it and bring it back to the wrong man….Girl just scroll and enjoy…
I have several concubines…it ain’t that serious😒
The things I do for my child just come second nature, as simple as it may be.
On a random weekday she gonna ask for steak for dinner and she gonna get it…
Proud to be from North East!
My daughter was so elated when I told her that we went to primary school together and was in the same class.
She said, does he remember you?
I said yes.
She said: Yay! I know someone who knows someone who won an election!🤣
I really and truly do not want to work 😩This coming to work everyday thing is not for me 😫
Allyuh think I joking but I real real serious…And it’s not that I don’t want to work at my job…ah doh want to work at any job.
I mean…..if we’re looking at 105 active cases and under 10 persons in that number are vaccinated…
What is the problem?????
Why are people still trying to discount the vaccine🥴🥴
Just remembering that jouvert morning
@deenicenesss
and I took a water taxi and my man cut off on the sea…..he didn’t have gas.
Plus his pulley thingie to start the engine wasn’t working 😂😂😂
Hear one of dem boy… “daiz the twiggy of the sea”😂😂
One thing I’m going to continue to do is use my position at my job to put small businesses on…
I mention y’all names in every possible room! I slide in DMs and share links with opportunities cause that’s just me.
I hate it when people rob and steal from innocent people and it have a group defending it and saying that "times hard" and "people desperate". Selling yuh bamcee or nanny is a victimless crime, it have ripe market for these things. Go and do that! Leave hardworking ppl alone.
I just want to say tht karaoke is for people who cannot sing…like me🥴
If you can hit these Whitney Houston notes, go and audition for rising stars or something and come off the people mic.
Happy Heavenly Birthday muh chargie ❤️❤️❤️
This video means so much to me, I couldn’t find icing sugar for Emma’s cake last yr and u went hunting🤣
You were a menace but had the biggest and most genuine heart! You are missed and will be forever loved!❤️
I have seen men shower their significant other with public affection & social media validation and then these same men grovel in ppls DMs & face to face for the bare minimum.
These men embarrassing.I do not want one. They’ll have women that u don’t even know feeling sorry for u
Last night at Carols by Candlelight.
A man talking to me, asking me if I have a man and where my man tonight…
Outta nowhere comes
@kayonfootballer
… “look him here”
It was so funny, like spot on he just rolled in at the right time 🤣🤣
A lady on fb said that she makes $1000 under the Imani and she has 5 children. She also said that it’s not her fault that “allyuh” cannot budget allyuh money.
She also indicated that she is also able to save a little for her children’s future.
Why my driving instructor just pass me on the stretch bawling out “Jenell, why you hiding, come and practice your reversing”…
Um, sir, I was gonna book a class for Saturday…Wah yuh ragsing me up so for.
Me *changing into workout clothes*
The hater I birthed: Your butt is so small.
Me: But who ask youuuu?
Haterade drinker: Cause I know you’re about to work out and think it’s growing.
Me: Watch how you ain’t getting dinner tonight.
I would never shit on Valentine’s Day just because I’m single.
I love love…I love to love…I love to be loved and I love all the “corny shit” that comes with love ❤️.
I pray that I find a partner that values communication as much as I do.
I pray that the only outcome of disagreements are understanding and a solid plan of resolve.
From my lips to God’s ears 🤞🏾
“Mommy, I never know what you’re up to or not cause you’re a mysterious woman ….so I just thought you gave me extra chicken”.
This the rationale for eating 12 pieces of chicken….
She sleeping outside tonight!