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This place sweet like honey 🍯 Happy 50th Independence Anniversary to my homeland🇬🇩🇬🇩🇬🇩🇬🇩
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So I pierced my nose…bout 2 weeks ago. My daughter on the phone cause she just likes talking my business: So grandma, do you notice anything different on mommy’s face. Me: Girl why you talking my business Her: Cause your mother needs to know what you’re up to. 💀💀💀
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So many things to buy and so little money🥴🥴🥴
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I need my damn child to stop volunteering to bring stuff in her school…. Cause why tf sis telling her teacher she have breadfruit tree and can bring breadfruit for the school oil down….wey tf the tree dey??
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I don’t know what else to do with my kid…..why would she post this on WhatsApp???
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I ain’t want no popular/well known man. I need my man unknown and out the way.
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My sister took a plane in August 2020 to visit her man in Barbados because they didn’t see each other since the pandemic started. Sis ain’t come back yet..and sis living her best life.. Sis have a consulting job…sis say she and the man married in spirit..
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@callmemzj
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Hello 30 🥰🥰 It’s my birthday 🥳
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Welcoming 2023 in fine style.🌸
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Today, July 19th is my work anniversary. I year ago I left my peeps at the Grenada Airports Authority to come and take on stress. Jk….it’s going good so far 🥰
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Here’s some more grad pics…. cause why not? 🥰🥰🥰
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@callmemzj
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I am allowed to be hurt by things that hurt me! I am allowed to be angry by things that angered me!
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Introducing: Jenell Lewis, MBA-International Business. #SGUgrad #grad2022
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@callmemzj
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#SocialSundaze ❤️🍾☺️🎊
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@callmemzj
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Don’t count the years, make the years count. Here’s to thirty🎉🥳
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A man quite in Dubai ordered cheesecake from me for his girl in SGU.... If he wanted to, he would.
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I love men who stand on business. After this man sent me a paragraph full of nonsense, I politely told him to “go to fuckin hell”. And you know what? I ain’t hear from since…and I really love that for him.
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@callmemzj
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I wish y’all would just let people be…. Let ppl enjoy themselves in peace! Who cares if somebody ass flat n they wearing thong. Allyuh talking bout ppl make up to their bikini line to their ass! My goddddddd! How miserable are you??
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@callmemzj
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It’s official! Whew! Today was a day!
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@callmemzj
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Randomly went to take a free HIV test yesterday and the amount of times I heard “why?” from people I know have me watching allyuh funny… Cause why not?
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0% VAT on Sanitary Napkins.
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Hai Lord, meh pickney teacher just called me. Said that MY child raised up her hand and volunteered to bring rice and peas for the school luncheon on Wednesday and also plantains. Wah really going on here???
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These work places don’t care about you! Gain your experience, network efficiently, increase your skills and bounce!
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@callmemzj
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My black hair is elegant…My black hair is professional and my black hair is for pics.
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This outta timing nigga is 50! It reminds me of a time when the man my mother made me with told her that she shouldn’t allow me to wear twists to high school because: “it’s looking too much like ras” A lot of these old farts outchea don’t like black hair!! Men as well as women.
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@callmemzj
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A man just say “morning sweet face”…. Allyuh cyan tell me nothing this morning 😊
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I just wanna kiss you….but I can’t right now so baby kiss me thru the phone🤭
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@callmemzj
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Free people from the shackles of thinking that they need a relationship to be happy 🥴🥴 Those people in relationships ain’t even happy.
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@callmemzj
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“The purity of your heart is seen in the sincerity of your smile.”
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@callmemzj
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Is because ah meeeeeeeee 🥰
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Denise 🍒
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I give this birthday a 20/10.
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From my pickney. She went and spend all her little money🥹
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@callmemzj
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Sugar, Spice and Everything Nice!
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@callmemzj
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Just so y’all know…I also make whole cheesecakes!! Link me in the DMs…follow me on IG and FB #sweetnessbyj 😊
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❤️❤️
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So little missy has Christmas party today. They’re supposed to dress “fancy”. They also have to bring fancy plates and fancy cutlery for eating. She said there’s a prize for the student with the fanciest head piece…so naturally I got her a fascinator and lace gloves. Kix oui
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Sleep take me realllll early last night… I ain’t prep nothing for today. Let me go iron my gown and organise my dress eeh… Today is my graduation y’all 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽
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I think I could show allyuh my daughter Valentine’s Day gift 🤣🤣 Not like any of y’all know her to go and show her 🤣🤣🤣 Just finished wrapping them… Plus she has a 6 pack of cheesecakes to get with it. Will update the pic on Tuesday with the cheesecake.
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My daughter asked me what I’m getting her for Mother’s Day. Sis said that without her I wouldn’t be a mother and that she needs to be rewarded. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️
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Dear Lord, I do not ever want to be in a space, whether it's a relationship or friendship, where I feel the need to dim my light. I never want to feel as though I need to present a watered-down version of myself to be accepted.
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Somebody posted this on WhatsApp and the caption had me rolling….tears running down my face, ah cyan breathe. Idk why this so funny😂😂
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I feel if allyuh start compartmentalizing friends it gonna pay allyuh a lot better. Not every friend is for everything, however, that does not take away from the friendship y’all have in whatever capacity.
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Sister Emmz in school patiently waiting on her CPEA results....all nervous and ish... and I have to sit here and pretend that I ain't already know that she got her first choice and is actually on the list of top 200 performers.
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Dear Lord, Please protect me from confused men😩
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@callmemzj
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I really wish women knew how easy it was to get man…. Stop crying and go get another one…
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This waking up and go to work thing not working out….. I just want to let my future husband know that being a housewife is not beneath me….Fuk dem degrees, I wanna pack you your lunch and bake cookies for our kids!🥴🥴
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Dear Lord, please release Grenadians from the shackles of counting people money!
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@callmemzj
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Sweet dreams are made of this ❤️❤️ Who am I to disagree.
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If you screenshot all the WhatsApp statuses wishing you happy birthday and then posting them to your status… Ah watching yuh funny, cause why?
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Amma need y’all to stop acting like y’all don’t want what y’all want. U know you like your man clingy and loving up on you…. Then stop letting them men who only know dog life bread crumb u and make you feel bad for wanting what u want. Get a next man girl!
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I didn’t get math for cxc… I have a Master’s degree…
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My math grade never held me back yet. After all, I work in the city and not the forest where 'threes' are necessary. 😅
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8 weeks until I finish my master’s….8 weeks. I need the motivation because I swear I ain’t even want it no more… Sis tired 😪
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My daughter wants to get braids. My sister said her schedule kinda tight & she’s not sure when she can do it.I tell the child I’ll do the braids…tell me why this little girl crying. Talking about: “you’ve never done braids, watching tutorials don’t mean you can do it” Ok den🙄
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Y’all bfs be telling girls in their DMs that they wanna suck their PSsy… Some of dem be sucking it in real life too 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️ DO NOT swear for these men🥴🥴
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Idk who needs to hear this..but Nothing is wrong with you….that boy is just a manipulator.
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Somebody won the yellow car. Waggy ask sis if she have her license, she say doh worry ah have meh driver 🤭🤭
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Update.
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I think I could show allyuh my daughter Valentine’s Day gift 🤣🤣 Not like any of y’all know her to go and show her 🤣🤣🤣 Just finished wrapping them… Plus she has a 6 pack of cheesecakes to get with it. Will update the pic on Tuesday with the cheesecake.
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😘😘
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I hate when I tweet some shit about man and people take it and bring it back to the wrong man….Girl just scroll and enjoy… I have several concubines…it ain’t that serious😒
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Anybody making fares….ah doh blame you. Cost of living is out of this world.
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This the Swift Smile 😂😂
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**Small girl taking photos of me** Her: smile….smile the way you would have if you had won the swift… Aye little girl
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The most refreshing and awesome presentation @nomdarkham 👏🏽 #UNLEASHGRENADA
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The things I do for my child just come second nature, as simple as it may be. On a random weekday she gonna ask for steak for dinner and she gonna get it…
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Hello thirty ❤️
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Proud to be from North East! My daughter was so elated when I told her that we went to primary school together and was in the same class. She said, does he remember you? I said yes. She said: Yay! I know someone who knows someone who won an election!🤣
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#PROJECTION : SEAT FLIP ALERT: Ron Redhead picks up St George North East for the NDC
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I need a ride to bingo on Sunday plz… Don’t worry, you ain’t have to drop me back…I’ll be coming home in my swift.
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Asking twice is too close to begging!✌🏽
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I really and truly do not want to work 😩This coming to work everyday thing is not for me 😫 Allyuh think I joking but I real real serious…And it’s not that I don’t want to work at my job…ah doh want to work at any job.
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The way uncle Keet moving, bess he just bring up the Harbour Master this weekend cause uncle turn promoter.
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I mean…..if we’re looking at 105 active cases and under 10 persons in that number are vaccinated… What is the problem????? Why are people still trying to discount the vaccine🥴🥴
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Once I make my little cry…..cause I does cry about everything…I good.
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Nothing feels better than this😊
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Introducing: Jenell Lewis, MBA-International Business. #SGUgrad #grad2022
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Added video producer and lighting assistant to my resume 😂
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Just remembering that jouvert morning @deenicenesss and I took a water taxi and my man cut off on the sea…..he didn’t have gas. Plus his pulley thingie to start the engine wasn’t working 😂😂😂 Hear one of dem boy… “daiz the twiggy of the sea”😂😂
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One thing I’m going to continue to do is use my position at my job to put small businesses on… I mention y’all names in every possible room! I slide in DMs and share links with opportunities cause that’s just me.
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I hate it when people rob and steal from innocent people and it have a group defending it and saying that "times hard" and "people desperate". Selling yuh bamcee or nanny is a victimless crime, it have ripe market for these things. Go and do that! Leave hardworking ppl alone.
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This the typa cut I’m talking about… Ain’t gonna go bald just yet. ..
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Felt cute..😊 I ain’t lying..I miss the gym 💛🤎💛🤎💛🤎💛
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I just want to say tht karaoke is for people who cannot sing…like me🥴 If you can hit these Whitney Houston notes, go and audition for rising stars or something and come off the people mic.
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Happy Heavenly Birthday muh chargie ❤️❤️❤️ This video means so much to me, I couldn’t find icing sugar for Emma’s cake last yr and u went hunting🤣 You were a menace but had the biggest and most genuine heart! You are missed and will be forever loved!❤️
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Ah hear dem pension payments hit… Dem sugar daddies gonna be on the road this weekend…
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If we’re in a situationship……a Valentine’s Day gift is a given. • If I’m your outside woman, a Valentine’s Day gift is a given. Idc Lisa🥴🥴
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I’ve encountered so many people who lack basic empathy and consideration…..it’s weird and baffling at the same time.
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What’s the dumbest/craziest thing you’ve ever done for money? 💭
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We were outsideeeee..
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I have seen men shower their significant other with public affection & social media validation and then these same men grovel in ppls DMs & face to face for the bare minimum. These men embarrassing.I do not want one. They’ll have women that u don’t even know feeling sorry for u
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Last night at Carols by Candlelight. A man talking to me, asking me if I have a man and where my man tonight… Outta nowhere comes @kayonfootballer … “look him here” It was so funny, like spot on he just rolled in at the right time 🤣🤣
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It’s been two years since I shaved my head bald and I’m itching for a haircut…
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Back at it again! Order up!
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A lady on fb said that she makes $1000 under the Imani and she has 5 children. She also said that it’s not her fault that “allyuh” cannot budget allyuh money. She also indicated that she is also able to save a little for her children’s future.
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Why my driving instructor just pass me on the stretch bawling out “Jenell, why you hiding, come and practice your reversing”… Um, sir, I was gonna book a class for Saturday…Wah yuh ragsing me up so for.
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Me *changing into workout clothes* The hater I birthed: Your butt is so small. Me: But who ask youuuu? Haterade drinker: Cause I know you’re about to work out and think it’s growing. Me: Watch how you ain’t getting dinner tonight.
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I need my kid to take it easy 😂😂😂😂
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The only thing men deserve is hornnnnnnnn! That’s all! Nothing more, nothing less… Just fuccin HORN!
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Aa, she just said “let me go pick up the clothes from outside now before I go bathe”.
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3 days in a row my child has been doing the dishes without me asking. 👏🏽🥹
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Somebody say they take all dem bus and go up country 💀💀
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I would never shit on Valentine’s Day just because I’m single. I love love…I love to love…I love to be loved and I love all the “corny shit” that comes with love ❤️.
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I pray that I find a partner that values communication as much as I do. I pray that the only outcome of disagreements are understanding and a solid plan of resolve. From my lips to God’s ears 🤞🏾
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Emma asked me to take $100 from her piggy bank to buy something for her friend. Emma: Mommy, where’s my change? Me:
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I does feel a real kinda way when I call a man and ain’t get him….makes me want to just delete the number out my phone.
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“Mommy, I never know what you’re up to or not cause you’re a mysterious woman ….so I just thought you gave me extra chicken”. This the rationale for eating 12 pieces of chicken…. She sleeping outside tonight!
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