Ashley Schaffers Burner @Scahfferburner Twitter profile

Last Seen Profiles

@Tradition

@noranbside

@imbiri_susan

@pumpknspicee

@JanelleMonae

@magiliwmo

@luvhyunts

@YR__cos

@PaulLePage2022

@Can4ugaming

@dorsalnueve

@ened_ol

@WonderhoodHQ

@pon_head

@SWReadingClub

@beyffect

@epzovb

@jandakembangstw

@Vitoria57011557

@clever7k

@danielc67494229

@Vitoria57011557

@11_Noticias

@singmatedie

@AnaMartinActriz

@benjamincwilson

@yakoutjr

@jeffsecurity

@Vitoria57011557

@SamdaBrown

@DOYOUNG_CHART

@danilotelloo

@hotgirlwalks

@itsTempplex

@jandakembangstw

@Omae_PuriKin

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

6 months

If your boyfriend takes Xanax you’re still single to me. What’s he gon do? Remember?

19

85

2K

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

7 months

A short story in 4 parts

9

68

1K

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

5 months

2

34

275

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

Saw my ex with a fat guy last night we’re so back

6

7

272

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

25 years ago this happened. Happy Panic In The Streets to all who celebrate 🧨

4

23

218

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

3 months

Best part about this Peter Millar jacket are the built in bottle opener, and ya know, the built in Nitrous Holder

5

8

193

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

So apparently I became a meme

8

6

180

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

2 months

@buddy_beaufort Her fucking bio 😂

3

1

169

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

3 months

Going for the infamous 9 dogs and 9 beers will keep you posted

9

3

135

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

5 months

Got the job I interviewed for and got fired today LFG

2

1

123

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

3 months

Year ago today.

0

3

122

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

Spreading out my T Bell order like it’s a drug bust will tweet when I’m finished

5

3

115

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

3 months

Thought that was a sauce in there

W.E.B. DaBoi

@Tyre_94

3 months

Masters themed jello shots

9

29

1K

3

0

115

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

9 months

Yup

4

5

110

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

9 days

2

4

110

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

6 months

0

5

95

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

5 months

Bout to make a burner linkedin

4

5

95

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

11 months

Mom did not find this funny

7

3

88

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

5 months

Hootie and the (Blow)fish.

3

84

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

4 months

Cleaning out the closet and found my old go to. When I was in 3rd grade, no exaggeration I wore this everywhere. Think it will be thrown in rotation. I’m Ole South !

2

0

76

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

Not a want but a need

1

2

76

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

4 months

Practical joke I’ve been stewing on for a lil while. Coming to a pre game near you….

0

1

71

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

2 months

Happy 26th

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

25 years ago this happened. Happy Panic In The Streets to all who celebrate 🧨

4

23

218

1

70

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

Jerk Turkey, Spicy Meatbawll, and Club on a Sub. Turkey Bacon Ranch for lunch not pictured*

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

Today was free medium sub day today for my name at firehouse I’ve been to three different locations and the same one twice today

2

0

38

8

2

70

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

4 months

@ChuckBarkley034 Go stand in the corner 🫵🏼😂

1

0

67

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

2 years

One thing I love about the south is that depending on the weather you’ll always get an “alright brother stay(insert adjective) today” and usually you follow up with “I’ll try”

0

6

69

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

3 years

Parents told us we had to be sober because my sober half of the family is staying Christmas here. This Styrofoam cup is going to do Derrick Rose 2011 numbers

1

0

65

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

7 months

6

0

64

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

It’s here!

0

8

65

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

2 months

I’m on acid rn, and this waitor looks like Hunter Renfrow

6

2

62

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

14 days

Someone’s gotta do it

0

63

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

15 days

Had an interview today and they asked me what some of my biggest weakness were. I told them I was a huge xenophobe (thought it meant I didn’t fuck with germs). Safe to say I don’t think I’ll be getting a call back

3

0

62

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

4 months

Four Albums I would be dead without

Millie Strings

@heylittlemillie

4 months

Four albums I would be dead without HM: Turnpike Troubadors- Self Titled Widespread Panic- Everyday The Dilliards- Back Porch Bluegrass

1

0

20

6

2

60

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

2 years ago today my buddy took a tab at 1 AM and made us listen to Dirty Work SEVENTEEN times in a row.

3

1

58

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

7 months

@CockySteve5295 Oh thanks Steven! This is ground breaking, I can’t believe someone would fake this!

3

0

56

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

The fellas and I getting ready to day jrink

2

7

56

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

2 months

Southern Nights

1

2

55

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

5 months

Love getting cracked out on adderal and reaching out to friends and family I haven’t spoken to in months

3

1

53

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 month

Well, we got a party goin' on many spirits strong Ain't preacher just a happy to meet ya Half a bottle 'neath the bed keep our spirits fed My hat's off to you, to you and you

0

3

53

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

He is Rizzen

2

3

51

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

Acidentally grabbed a blue cherry Gatorade thinking it was a cool blue

0

50

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

3 months

I always forget how nice a change of pace Sirius XM is, shit is seriously slept on

8

0

50

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

2

3

47

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

9 months

@wtfisupimkyle Ugly?

1

0

46

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

5 years

@miakhalifa I’m in desperate need for a prom date how many retweets to make you my high school prom date April26th

2

56

47

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

5 months

New dive unlocked

5

0

47

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

I would go to school if these were the classes

1

0

46

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

5 months

Tavern Tuesday, yup

5

0

45

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

11 months

Bout to Crack The Seal on the Phish Petey-Milly. Unfuckwittable!

4

1

44

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

2 months

People who don’t assert themselves into the intersection when turning left at a light are the biggest pussies in the world

2

1

45

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 month

This app was once a great place full of discourse opinions and everything between. Within the last year this app has become watered down and unoriginal . Had some great times and worse times on this app but it’s finally the end of the line. Thanks, and God Bless - ASB

6

0

46

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

2 years

45 days sober

3

0

47

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

I hit the club with some thugs throwin dubs on yo baby mama

3

2

48

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

Got blessed with an extra 10 Ct today going to buy a lottery ticket

4

0

46

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

2 months

There has got be a way to monetize getting fucked up, it’s simply too good

5

2

45

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

2 months

One of my biggest flaws in life is not being able to read out a situation where dap or handshakes are called for. I always go for the handshake and feel like such a stiff

4

2

44

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

3 years

I thought it was a joke about Ole Miss kids and Xanax but after being here for less than 24 hours I can say these kids get Barred out Barred out

1

0

42

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

Texts from dad

1

0

43

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

4 years

A sit up

0

2

45

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

Quit your job Go on tour Bang a wook Sell grilled cheese Boof a crystal Live in a van Never return

2

42

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

10 months

Jimmy Buffett, I’m devoting tomorrow to you and the memories you’ve cultivated from my childhood to now with your easy going tunes. I will be drinking all the fucking Margaritas today for you sir.

2

41

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

My girlfriend and I on the way to WSP in Charleston this weekend

1

44

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

Do y’all think General Tso is on that ballon

3

1

41

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

I don’t do it for the money! I don’t do it for the fame, or recognition! I do it for the…..

1

0

43

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

0

42

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

5 months

I do gods work

4

1

40

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

I made a Chick-fil-A employee crack and say fuck. The earth opened up around him and swallowed him in a fiery blaze

0

40

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

Not an oyster bozo

3

0

40

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

I’m sweating profusely but it is finished

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

Spreading out my T Bell order like it’s a drug bust will tweet when I’m finished

5

3

115

3

0

40

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

Today was free medium sub day today for my name at firehouse I’ve been to three different locations and the same one twice today

2

0

38

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

Got promoted at work, thanks and God bless! -ASB

1

0

37

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

Pacifico is the best beer to come out south of the border and if you think otherwise you have half a brain

5

0

39

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

7 months

Guy at park tavern just payed me 120 for my table what an idiot

0

37

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

5 months

Worlds #1 oyster consumer has logged back on with 200 boogs ready to roll

2

0

38

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

4 months

Time to close out another 10 thousand calorie Sunday on a high note

2

0

37

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

3 months

Happy Easter to All.

0

37

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

4 months

Normalize Espresso Martinis as a morning/brunch beverage it’s basically coffee for Christ sake

2

0

35

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

8 months

Spent my dollar

1

0

35

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

4 years

Mood @robertpowell124

0

36

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

Friends multiply your happiness and divide your grief. Shout out all my buddies fr

1

4

34

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

10 months

Crock Pot Pulled Pork w Hash and Rice

6

0

33

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

Walked in the office this morning and couldn’t decide if I was going to say gentlemen or fellas and ended up saying “Gellas”. God damn it

3

0

34

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

5 years

Telling my kids this was Ricky Bobby.

1

0

33

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

6 months

South Quad Circa; 2019

doctor worm

@awaitingtrial

6 months

7

459

6K

0

31

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

5 months

3

1

29

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

2 years

Live PD is literally just red zone with cops

0

34

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

2 months

Surprised Geraltos bozo ass hasn’t given us any live updates

4

0

33

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

9 months

@car_freshenerr My lawyer has advised me not to say anything

1

0

28

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

How can you be “so back” if you never left! #stillhere

2

0

33

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

3 months

Me to the blue nip top Gatorade tomorrow am

2

1

31

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

New Steppas

1

0

29

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

4 years

2

33

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

2 years

Been in rehab about 40 days now did I miss anything

2

0

31

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

There is no description so I am going to find out for myself

2

0

31

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

Bring back woman crush Wednesday and throwback Thursday

3

2

30

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

3 months

Crab Stuffed Flounder on Grits with Collards. Cmon!

2

0

31

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

My girlfriend

12

0

32

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

11 months

Ate leftover Hooters ghost pepper wings for dinner and touched my hog.

0

31

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

2 months

It’s Saturday in the South, cmon

0

31

Ashley Schaffers Burner

@Scahfferburner

1 year

There’s banana bread at work dude. Hell yeah!

3

1

30