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Single. Vols, Saints, Reds, Tri Delta, Pelicans fan, in that order. FanGraphs and BBRef #1 visitor. Single. Aspiring tobacco farmer. (R). Hate Yankees

Corryton, TN
Joined June 2022
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Outside of the Tri Delta sorority house.
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Burners made in May 2024 be like “erm…“made in July 2024”???”
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Yo what’s up UTK BurnerVerse. Hope everyone’s wearing their Peter Millar and tapping in to get over their 4th of July hangover. Y’all mind that I made this video for my boys on the rush com? The left hates it. DM me if you have any questions.
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@jackass1111111 Please just make a new geeb. The rest is fine
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Reject modernity. Return to tradition
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@deaconblue420 “How’d you know I was an SAE”
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One last go, for old times sake
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@ketaminejitnem The nerve of that Yankee to desecrate Shields-Watkins Field like that. Hope he never returns
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@ste3947 Wonder how many other dudes snapped her at the exact same time
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One week until first date party. The draft process has officially begun. Watching film and finding intangibles just to most likely not ask anyone until the day of and hope they are free
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@RaleighBill72 Bill I would pay $15 for that pimento alone. God bless
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@haslamamex How did you manage to spell amendment like that
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One of the gayest things I’ve ever seen
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Liberals take a good long look at this.
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I’m tired of seeing guys my age propose after a year or less. Stop setting yourself up for alimony.
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Will the new Road to Glory have accurate fraternity rankings at every school for the “underground rush” section?
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Posting pictures or videos of people and saying “my gosh I wanna lock this guy up and haze him so bad 🤤” might be the gayest thing you can do on here
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@JamesBeirceJr @AD_DannyWhite @Austin_Vols @BigOrangeHeupel $3 beers then a night on Bourbon sounds like I’m getting arrested.
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Yeah sorry guys don’t have much to offer here
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@JWentfederal Couldn’t have been you. They were out to get you
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@McstevensBurl Burl Agreed. I could not care less about what team some guy is going to play as in a football video game.
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The Tennessee Volunteers are playing for a national title in a major sport. To the deprived, lifelong Vol faithful: we are actually here.
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@JohnDadof7 How much time do you see yourself spending on Madden after getting a brand new college football game you’ve waited a decade for
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Hit my pager with any questions you may have.
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@EquitiesInTX Jose Fernandez, this one’s for you ☝️
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Top 50 Impractical Jokers 50. 49. 48. 47. 46. 45. 44. 43. 42. 41. 40. 39. 38. 37. 36. 35. 34. 33. 32. 31. 30. 29. 28. 27. 26. 25. 24. 23. 22. 21. 20. 19. 18. 17. 16. 15. 14. 13. 12. 11. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. Q 3. Sal 2. Joe 1. Murr
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You already know what I’m going to say.
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@mikevick166 @chopon_melvin How is that even possible? Are they going to come to my house and take the beer out of my hand
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@MorganWallen I speak for all Corryton residents when I say we will not be attending!
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Happy Juneteenth
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I’m taking the baecation with Angel Reese
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Top 5 Crimes 5. Jaywalking 4. Contraband 3. Loitering 2. Public intox 1. Gambling
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@ArchEsq Does your kid need someone to come wipe their ass for them too
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Bruce’s Fast Food Ranks If You Even Care Sub 1. JMike’s 2. Publix 3. Penn Station 4. Firehouse 5. Lenny’s HM. Quiznos, Midway Chicken 1. CFA 2. Bojangles 3. Zaxby’s 4. Popeyes 5. Krispy Krunchy HM. Canes Burger 1. Culver’s 2. Wendy’s 3. McDonald’s 4. Whataburger 5. Five Guy$
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@JWentfederal You got kicked out of the hill for wearing a michael vick jersey?
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Bittersweet moment
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@xgoobx @MattWalshBlog @JoeBiden Why the hell does being a career politician deserve applause?
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I have received complaints about how often I tweet about the Reds. Just wait until the Vols and Saints are playing football
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@jworley69 , @8ballVol , and I practiced this dance for hours! How do you guys think we did?
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@jworley69 F******* S****
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Biden only dropped out after they realized they couldn’t kill Trump
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@JustBB_Media He might be the greatest per 162 player of all time
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@8ballVol Maybe hold the camera still next time shitface? Just a thought.
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Fuck Kyle Busch!!!
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Fuckin hated this guy as a kid. One of my favorite players in the league these days
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@SpreadHood I love them. Watched the entire extended trilogy (~12 hours) in a day once. Some of the most badass battle scenes you’ll get to see. Don’t waste your time with the Hobbit trilogy though
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@42Cyc This means absolutely nothing. Maybe even less than nothing
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Good morning Asheville.
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Hmm yes i am above everyone who likes this meme because they aren’t chronically online🧐you are a LOSER
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Someone called “hawk tuah” a “coworker meme” and honestly it’s pretty spot-on. It’s the kind of meme that people who aren’t constantly exposed to funnier things online all the time see and think is just the funniest thing ever. They show it to us and we have to pretend to laugh.
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@espn Nice, can already tell this list is going to be accurate and not progressive at all. ESPN you’ve done it again
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@mikevick166 Talking about “we’re gonna be making some changes around here soon”
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@Reds Unfortunately we are now three games under .500 which means we have to lose the next game no matter what
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Was so excited to mow then got swarmed by bees and now I can’t feel my legs. Thought it was a bad day to be a blade of grass. Turns out it’s just a bad day to be Bruce.
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@JustBB_Media Analytics haters seething. But he strikes out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@sandybarocasfan Norm MacDonald. Re2pect
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Fucked up a check on this today
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@feetfondler69 It will be a freezing cold day in hell before there is ever a Florida Gator logo anywhere on my body.
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Bruce’s Top 1,000,000 Shows Ever 1. Breaking Bad 2. Family Guy Those are the only two shows I’ve finished
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Thanks
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@JamesBeirceJr Girls smoking weed
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@richdaddycarter Glorilla is actually good
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@SalWebber1965 Sal, I could name fifty rappers better than Young Dolph off the top of my head.
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@jworley69 You, sir, have won the Internet today 😂
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Lessons from first CFB25 game vs CPU (All-American) - Defense is hard - Tackling is really hard - Offense is easy - Avoiding tackles is really easy - Really hard to see in the skybox’s shadow in Neyland - Nico is OP - Lots of fun - Wouldn’t spend $500+ on console just to play it
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@monkeybarscout One of the best rookie seasons of all time
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@RedzoneRobby @2WyckedAU Robby, where do you get big bags of Miss Vickie’s. I have only ever seen snack sized bags and want to demolish a full sized bag of spicy dill pickle. Thanks.
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Are all of the kids on easter break. I just walked into the tri delta sorority house and there was nobody in there.
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@BalboniZyns Steve I’m trying to defend you and your people
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The NL Central having Paul Skenes and Elly De La Cruz for the foreseeable future is great for small market baseball. Unfortunately they will both be New York Yankees in the next five years because neither of their teams will pay anybody
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I should be seeing them live tomorrow.
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Cal Stark continues to prove why he’s the best baseball player to ever live
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@richdaddycarter I don’t think that’s how Lil Wayne said it
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Happy national girlfriend day
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I do not care about your senior bar crawl. I also will not be signing your shirt. Thanks.
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@ThadMadden @deva72727 @drewdavis71 @notgaetti Babe Ruth (1920-1923) - 49.1 WAR Babe Ruth (1926-1929) - 45.7 WAR Babe Ruth (1921-1924) - 45.6 WAR Ted Williams (1941-1946) - 44.2 WAR Rogers Hornsby (1921-1924) - 42.5 WAR Willie Mays (1962-1965) - 41.4 WAR Walter Johnson (1912-1915) - 41.5 WAR Mike Trout (2012-2015) - 37.9 WAR
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Second trip today
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@coorslightluver The University of Tennessee thanks
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Going to give this a listen
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They r jousting at the tavern im at. Im serious. What the fuck.
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Highly recommend visiting the reply thread. Some serious burner vs burner action
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This mornings cycle count Meetings: 2 Numbers Crunched :489,347 Spreadsheets completed: 32 Trips to the bathroom: 8 Tweets: 7 Swipes in Hinge: 147 Water bottle fill ups: 3 Executive lunch coming up, wish me luck
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The beauty of Twitter
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@impetermillar Peter, I’m a big fan of Sunday night bean
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@impetermillar Still would thanks
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@8ballVol Not my cup of tea Paul.
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Live Covers 👍
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If i had a dollar for every time one of my kids went to rehab i could probably afford my drinking habits.
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@_MLFootball @KCSportsNetwork Mr. Pfizer is such an unlikeable guy. Will never be Gronk. Sad!
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Damn it.
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Just thought about Imagine Dragons. Fucking pissed now
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@boobbergLP It’s called two miller lites and copenhagen.
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If you are a man and you post archives on your instagram feed you are a homo.
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You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me.
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