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@feetfondler69
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4 months
I will never understand the reason in buying an full SEC smathers.
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you like that white boy?
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@RudyJUULianiV2 Jackson Mahomes
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What the fuck is this caption?
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@feetfondler69
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It’s been nice seeing all the unemployed people playing NCAA
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Just told a 16 year old to shut the fuck up during pick up basketball #postgradlife
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@feetfondler69
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Just watched Ced break up the Palestinian protest on Quad
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@feetfondler69
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I’m shaking knowing I’m back in Tuscaloosa on a Friday
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@feetfondler69
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Just asked a rushee to tell me a joke and he said “Can I show you a reel?”… I cannot believe this
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@feetfondler69
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Saw a pi kapp at booth. Go back to where you came from Jersey fag.
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4 months
Where is the VooDoo Ranger option?
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@bigtensucks9 I heard he’s a new boy at phi psi
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Am I the only one who hates ATO?
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Senior Bar Crawl Jackie’s (White Russian + Cigarette) Moes (Bushwhacker) Booth (Slippery + Bump) Innisfree (Car Bomb) Rabbit Hole (Rumple) Houndstooth (Pink Elephant) Red Shed (Shots) Bear Trap (Liquor Pitcher) Galletes (Yellow Hammer) Rounders (Blue Mother Fucker)
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No one fucking minds if you drink a singular domestic beer.
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@feetfondler69
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Peak Unemployment
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One last time
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Why did I just watch Hoover’s football coach hump a players head?
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@jimmymidfield If only there was one
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@jimmymidfield Sadly I think he will get one. His older sister has slept with 8 of our guys so for comedic purposes he will.
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Things I will miss in Tuscaloosa 1A. Izcalli 1B. The Booth on Thursday 2. Fraternity Porch Beers 3. Ced 4. 3’s on 2K 5. Ms. Keisha in the kitchen
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@feetfondler69
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It’s Thursday. I miss the place I love.
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Hot take: I’d rather have a gay in my fraternity than anyone from the north east.
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Thinking about that one time Mrs. boom asked me to hit her during a certain activity and I gave her a black eye.
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3 months
I will be ordering DoorDash for all three meals to support the community and celebrate Juneteenth.
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Just had to add alum next to UA in my Instagram bio. This sucks
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It’s that time of the week
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Thinking about that one time Mrs. boom asked me to hit her during a certain activity and I gave her a black eye.
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5 months
Nothing makes me happier than whooping ATO on the pool table
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Worst feeling ever: getting out of the shower and immediately having to shit
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4 months
I have gotten tired of the “Do yall mind?” Posts. Get creative
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“Womp for Blow”
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@MallettesBurner It was between him and two others. I think I picked a good one for today though
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The left hates this.
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Life just gets worse. Pi kapp bar crawl at booth
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Saw a pi kapp at booth. Go back to where you came from Jersey fag.
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They let a white boy have a Tuesday
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Update: GAY
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Taking grad pictures as a male?
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Just saw James Droz “Florida State What happeneduhhh”. There’s nothing like it
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I was having a good day
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Record breaking time to first on clock shit. 8:09 am
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Mountain Brook, Alabama 📍
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Have never had an NFL team to root for being from Alabama. Anyone have any suggestion?
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@bordenfanacc @InlandInlet Oh boy you got some catching up to do
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Taking my 5 year old brother to a baseball game and he requested master of puppets
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Some Chi Phi just waved at me because he thought i was someone else. Fucking idiot.
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Strap in. Will be posting a lot
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Senior Bar Crawl Jackie’s (White Russian + Cigarette) Moes (Bushwhacker) Booth (Slippery + Bump) Innisfree (Car Bomb) Rabbit Hole (Rumple) Houndstooth (Pink Elephant) Red Shed (Shots) Bear Trap (Liquor Pitcher) Galletes (Yellow Hammer) Rounders (Blue Mother Fucker)
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@feetfondler69
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@birthdayshake4 Oh you’re a girl? You should Pixar lamp my dick
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5 months
Why would you schedule a date party at 12:00 on a Saturday?
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@feetfondler69
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4 months
Also my girlfriend. (In case she sees this)
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Things I will miss in Tuscaloosa 1A. Izcalli 1B. The Booth on Thursday 2. Fraternity Porch Beers 3. Ced 4. 3’s on 2K 5. Ms. Keisha in the kitchen
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@bigtensucks9 Scootering part 1 was better. He lowkey fell off
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Took my 3 different ATM’s to pull out money because it couldn’t read my card. I wonder why
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Stacking empty beer cups at a baseball game is something special
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@JoeLyles63 Kick rocks. Roll tide.
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16 year old just told me this is the most beers he’s ever had. It’s time to introduce him to tequila.
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@bigtensucks9 SEC Smathers belt to ass
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@billyhandcock I kinda like this one. My drunk uncle loves the saints and that guy is awesome.
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Saying demure is gayer than having sex with a man
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Check the date folks. I was eating chipotle very demure before it was cool / when it was weird. Please credit Brick P @ChipotleTweets
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Going to a team lunch at an Indian bbq place. I am about to be so out of place
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There go my lunch plans
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This beer is for VLM
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Update: He threw up in the hot tub and I am disgusted.
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16 year old just told me this is the most beers he’s ever had. It’s time to introduce him to tequila.
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@rawdawg869 German Bio Major. I’m starting to think you have ulterior motivations here
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@idk966827410403 Baker Mayfield reviving his career is awesome. Sadly I live 16 hours away
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Just tried to participate in Tranfusion Monday. What fucking golf course is out of VODKA???
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No queso on my last taco Tuesday. College Fresh count your fucking days.
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To be initiated into the burnerverse, you must visit antojitos first.
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Getting used to post grad life
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This and some hole
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Fuck wit me you know i got it
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@Bigbirdyaturd Asked me if I wanted to view sensitive content. This app is woke.
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@RealAaronVLM HES CUMMING
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I know a place like this.
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@RealAaronVLM Happy to say I’m a day one VLM supporter
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@permapledge21 This is a funny picture. I wonder who it is
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@samad_gillani becomes president and there’s a zyn and al pastor shortage #samadsamerica
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@Cyrus_Obama You know what would make it better? Liquor
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Telling someone nice to meet you after already meeting them. Banger #boom
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Just went to my first burner account meetup. This is sick
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Went to the business side of campus for the first time in my four years. So many frockets.
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@RealAaronVLM The fucking passion here. This is what we love
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@bordenfanacc Doesn’t help I had 300 mg of caffeine earlier (5PM)
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5 months
Do not drink for 50 days straight and then quit. You will be the most anxious person in the world.
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@bordenfanacc You just drop a no context we are back tweet once a week
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Had to find a hometown alternative to izcalli. Take izcalli and double the meat.
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Taking a shit in the office is miserable. I just want to scroll through reels and the grunting and groaning from the fella besides me really ruins the vibe.
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@ADoucharello97 You should get some pants that fit you bud
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@fratburner I hate everything you stand for
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Rank Vandy
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This is not izcalli 😔
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I should not be allowed to operate a boat in the state of Florida. I just passed exam drunk as fuck
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@OsFan892 @lancemcdonald84 Akron has Lebron. Tuscaloosa has Cedric
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@69420yourmother Happy for you. Or whatever bullshit I’m supposed to say
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I start my job in two weeks. I only have lululemon and duckhead pants. Anyone got other suggestions?
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@rawdawg869 Idk. Got bored and miss my friends
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