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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

4 months

Gonna buy more Peter Millar because I’m rich and I fucking feel like it

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

1 month

Grips like a retard holding the class pet.

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

3 months

I no longer need viagra

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

2 months

Hungover, maybe still drunk. Interviewing for the biggest job position I could imagine all day today. Might have a beer to roll me over. Rate the fit. (Yes these are PM boxers)

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@haslamamex

1 month

@jasonms316 nothing screams gay like you Jason.

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@BRotsniffer Do you think she gives crazy dome

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1 month

@trenmage talked to someone from gay street, they all knew you

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@haslamamex

30 days

@jworley69 You should ask to sample all of them😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😄😄😄😄

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

3 months

Walking 9 solo to finish the day. Wearing PM, sipping brews, and taking it all in. I hope no one minds

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@haslamamex

1 month

Getting shit done before the weekend

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@haslamamex

10 days

POVERTY PROGRAM!!! GO HOME!!

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

3 months

I think this was appropriate

Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

3 months

An update on the saga What do we think?

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

4 months

Juneteenth work fit, just thought I would share. #13thammenement ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 (I am white)

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@haslamamex

3 months

Just made a diabolical purchase online

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@haslamamex

3 months

An update on the saga What do we think?

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@haslamamex

3 months

“Yeah bro this internship is really intense”

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@haslamamex

3 months

“Mexican Coke” try again sweetheart, where’s my bag

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@haslamamex

24 days

@MCobbs900 Get your own fucking joke dude, literally the exact same tweet as last week

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@haslamamex

3 months

Who’s gonna tell PM they printed my shirt in the wrong fucking color

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@haslamamex

3 months

Just enrolled in BV 301 this fall. Hope to see everyone in there

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@haslamamex

3 months

Just got kicked out of the hunting store because my boner was “making people uncomfortable”. (I’m not sorry)

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

2 months

No mom I swear I don’t know what happened with the money I earned this summer

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@haslamamex

1 month

@jasonms316 i actually think you are gay

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

3 months

Should I try to negotiate some more? Or do I take the offer as it stand

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@haslamamex

3 months

I think this was appropriate

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@haslamamex

3 months

Just got my hands on this bad boy, gonna have a day

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

4 months

Made it to the promise land today

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

2 months

As I wrap up my internship…. Shut the fuck up. Please don’t. We all wrapped up our internships and I don’t wanna hear your glorified explanation of doing nothing all summer.

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@haslamamex

2 months

At the local watering hole. only real ones know the spot. Cheers!

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@haslamamex

3 months

I need to become a divorce lawyer after seeing how many 21 year old SEC chicks got engaged today

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

2 months

What the actual HELL is going on at Tennessee. They used to shoot a real civil war cannon (with tennis balls) in front of this house and now it’s a FUCKING SORORITY??!

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@haslamamex

30 days

Big things coming. I don’t care that it’s noon

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@haslamamex

3 months

Let’s have a week

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@haslamamex

25 days

Hate to break it to you, but I was there first

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

2 months

Grillin

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@haslamamex

3 months

Y’all mind?

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@haslamamex

2 months

I figured I would share

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

3 months

Top 5 PM polos 1. Championship PM 2. Country Club PM 3. Retro SEC PM (UT) 4. SEC PM (UT) 5. Work PM (free)

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

2 months

Just finished this. I don’t give a fuck what you have to say. Time to go harass people who don’t have my nepo status. Might throw some DEI hires under the bus too.

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@haslamamex

3 months

That’ll play

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@haslamamex

3 months

Presumably there’s nothing quite like the Monday morning Fent Fold

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@haslamamex

1 month

if her ass does not look good in Lulu, she is not the one pal

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@haslamamex

3 months

Vols natty work fit, not PM but sometimes you have to make exceptions.

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

3 months

@impetermillar I’m thinking that I keep the piece of shit orange polo they sent me, and then the send me the right one for free, and then because I’m a loyal customer they give me 2-3 more polos for free

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

3 months

Peter on Peter this morning, just thought I would share how privileged I am. (Ignore my Amex)

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@haslamamex

3 months

This +bag

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@haslamamex

3 months

@JimmyRingwald “Oh I graduated, what better career than to work for nationals and screw everyone”

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

2 months

They never had to decide if they wanted to accept the full time offer from their internship in August.

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

2 months

No, I’m not connecting with you if you are #opentowork .

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

10 days

Pregaming tonight by not eating all day

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

1 month

101,915 and im an arms reach away from Wilson Fucking Clark

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

4 months

Flight tracker ftw . (Yes this is first class I’m not fucking poor)

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

2 months

Fuck your stupid fake truck

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@haslamamex

2 months

There is a setting on LinkedIn where you can notify people that you unfollowed them. Never turned something on quicker in my life.

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

3 months

This plus bag

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@haslamamex

12 days

If I can offer professional advice I would seriously avoid the Morgan Stanley event tomorrow, I’d rather work at McDonald’s

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

4 months

Camera is out, will update

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

1 month

@jworley69 (vodka already in the glass)

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

1 month

Kids these days don’t appreciate Alan Jackson the way they should. I can’t wait for Friday.

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

2 months

@EquitiesInTX nepo, ask my dad.

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

2 months

Went out drinking with the interns tonight. The bathroom fucks.

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

1 month

Why the fuck do i have to get to the doctor 10 minutes early when I sit for 40 minutes before i get seen

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

2 months

Just a white boy doing white boy shit

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@haslamamex

11 days

Life is good

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

2 months

Back to Class, Sharing the Ideal Schedule Coffee Golf Wordle Strands Connections Mini Snake game Bonus: the full crossword if I'm really bored

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

11 days

Finished exams this week. No interviews till next week. Bored with life. Gonna finish all my work for the next two weeks then aggressively sports gamble for the rest of the weekend. I also have a job offer expiring soon so might try to negotiate a 6 figure starting salary

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Haslam’s Amex

@haslamamex

3 months

White boy weekend 🔥