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@boobeeshitlow

2 months

Payton Thorne is single handily ruining my life

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@boobeeshitlow

12 days

@hersheysquirt69 You think you come from money. Then you casually will meet Google’s CEO’s son on a Tuesday

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@boobeeshitlow

4 months

@gr8g0oglymo0gly Love that you just said “her” and I immediately knew what you were talking about

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@boobeeshitlow

3 months

The more attractive the chick is, the more unfunny her Snap Private story is.

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@boobeeshitlow

3 months

“2 randoms and a suicide” at my buddies house. Little did I know my fucking suicide would be Hoover U

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@boobeeshitlow

2 months

@sackchiller Skipping meal and drinking beer is the best way to lose weight

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@boobeeshitlow

26 days

@JimmyPesky Bro should throw on a bigger shirt that one looks a little small

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@boobeeshitlow

6 months

@therickster699 Me if Drinking High Noons just became gay

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@boobeeshitlow

19 days

Heard it said before but I’ll say it again: Hungover Driving is more dangerous than Drunk Driving.

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@boobeeshitlow

9 months

What section of my resume should “2024 NOLA Bus Captain” go ???

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@boobeeshitlow

2 months

Pouring one out for Mr. Freezer tn. RIP

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@boobeeshitlow

25 days

@RollTideBilly Number should have been 3/5

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@boobeeshitlow

24 days

@sprinkes__ She’s just playing hard to get

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@boobeeshitlow

3 months

@ksmitheygolf These are the kinda dudes that say “Type Shit” every 30 seconds

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@boobeeshitlow

3 months

Imagine starting the back nine and just seeing hundreds of Phi Mu’s taking stupid fucking pictures in slutty outfits

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@boobeeshitlow

4 months

@Sirdabpen Buckhead brigade and Devin Masson deserve to be at least honorable mentions

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@boobeeshitlow

3 months

@BigGamblingMan What situation ever would lead to someone to read this lmao

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@boobeeshitlow

4 months

@HuskerOnline ATO’s pledge class is looking strong this year

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@boobeeshitlow

5 months

Y’all think this will get me laid ???

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@boobeeshitlow

2 months

@dawgstatus22 Hired on the spot by Goldman Sachs

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@boobeeshitlow

3 months

@CFBRep KD Cannon:

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@boobeeshitlow

4 months

“Don’t let this white boy get hot” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@boobeeshitlow

4 months

@Sirdabpen You basically just described Oxford, Mississippi

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@boobeeshitlow

5 months

@MTGCurtis “The left hates that I got a SAE bid lmaooo 🤙🤙”

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@boobeeshitlow

8 months

This has to be what the Bama DKE basement feels like

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8 months

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!!!! @liljon #AppleMusicHalftime

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@boobeeshitlow

5 months

Day 3 at the Internship and the boss texts me asking for a ride from the car dealership 20 minutes away. What to throw on aux was easily top 5 most stressful decisions of my life.

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@boobeeshitlow

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Ross Dellenger

@RossDellenger

5 months

The NCAA rules committee meets next week to discuss permitting schools to display corporate logos on fields and, perhaps, patches to jerseys. A year out from implementation of a revenue-sharing model, the commercialization of college athletics is here.

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@boobeeshitlow

7 months

Bama KD standards board this year:

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@boobeeshitlow

9 months

Bro asked me if I wanted to take a jersey swap pic but with Barbour jackets instead of jerseys. Yea safe to say business is getting serious at Sky tonight

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@boobeeshitlow

2 months

Nothing fires this white boy up more than seeing the white tents up.

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@boobeeshitlow

26 days

If you are an Auburn student and you went to Bama vs UGA you are a pussy. I don’t make the rules

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@boobeeshitlow

3 months

Nothing better than being in Aux with the rents in the car and playing old heaters that they are shocked you know.

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@boobeeshitlow

2 months

@scoob_jones That chipotle is run by terrorists

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@boobeeshitlow

4 months

@gr8g0oglymo0gly There’s gonna be a new Bach that’s gonna spawn once pledgeships finish. 85% of them are going to be fucking unbearable

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@boobeeshitlow

2 months

When you really think about it, you can probably just substitute Blue Pow for any prescription medicine and feel just fine

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@boobeeshitlow

2 months

Sororities do some pretty dumb shit but the “Swept” picture with the broom may be at the top of the list.

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@boobeeshitlow

4 months

Ah good to see all the UTK burners on twitter today . Surely y’all are discussing the baseball game tonight, right ??

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@boobeeshitlow

6 months

Just learned a life lesson: Never light a cigarette at KA. Those MFers will come swarming like a moth to a flame

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@boobeeshitlow

7 months

Think my boy is on the verge of the greatest invention since the light bulb

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@boobeeshitlow

5 months

Mornin’ fellas

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@boobeeshitlow

21 days

@MaxBloomberg69 So a Chi O ?

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@boobeeshitlow

9 days

@JonRothstein Zakai Zeigler

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@boobeeshitlow

7 months

Been having a pretty shitty past 24 hours. Hopefully Tri Delt Tuesday brightens my week up a little bit

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@boobeeshitlow

2 months

@c0ldslaw Tennessee is 100% the south

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@boobeeshitlow

9 months

Can’t wait to play Clash of Clans for the entire 5 hour bus ride and not look at my date one time (this chicks gonna hate me).

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@boobeeshitlow

5 months

A chick connecting with you on LinkedIn is a sneaky underrated feeling

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@boobeeshitlow

22 days

@Clayton69Bigsby Give me a shitty football team instead of a school full of whatever this is

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@boobeeshitlow

3 months

@kingedger76 That fucking Diamond

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@boobeeshitlow

21 days

@jugboij Ole miss students are shocked that a school with a 97% acceptance rate actually accepted 97% of the people that applied

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@boobeeshitlow

4 months

An easy test to see if a little kid is gonna grow up to be a shithead is to hand him a flashlight. If he takes it and immediately shines it right back in your eyes you’re looking at D1 fuck up.

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@boobeeshitlow

4 months

@kingedger76 Oh yea, prove it to me

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@boobeeshitlow

4 months

@dylanlongergan6 Brother I don’t even go to Bama and I know this list couldn’t be any worse

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@boobeeshitlow

9 months

Missed the memo that only KA’s are allowed to rip Cigs at 17

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@boobeeshitlow

4 months

Charleston probably would be pretty dope if all I had to do for an entire summer was Drink, Shop, and Post IG stories while daddy paid the bill.

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@boobeeshitlow

6 months

Velcro Pygmies must have some serious dirt on the higher ups at Auburn, only explanation for why those weird fuckers have been here every weekend this semester.

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@boobeeshitlow

8 months

Holy shit we get it, you ran a half marathon. You didn’t invent a cure for cancer

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@boobeeshitlow

7 months

@powerade2002 There is zero logical explanation to explain why Sunday is ahead of Saturday

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@boobeeshitlow

9 months

Mobile Mardi Gras this weekend, hearing news about possible Bama DKE’s being present for the Festivities. Never actually met one in person before, only heard the stories. These guys better live up to the hype.

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@boobeeshitlow

3 months

Congratulations to Donald Trump on winning the 2024 Presidential Election

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@boobeeshitlow

8 months

The Jeep Cherokee with an ADPI and JH Ranch sticker driving on 280:

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@boobeeshitlow

20 days

@tannertheboss Yep, this is pretty fucking gay all the way around

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@boobeeshitlow

6 months

My mother just unironically played the Applebees song through our living room Alexa. I now see the appeal to stay at College during the summer.

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@boobeeshitlow

6 months

Nothing better than the Rushee that over does the firm handshake and actively tries to remove a limb from your body

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@boobeeshitlow

6 months

Done with tests till finals? ✅ Masters weekend? ✅ UFC 300 tmrw? ✅ Rents buying Hamiltons trmrw? ✅ Mountains blue? ✅ Might as well fuck around and have one hell of a weekend

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@boobeeshitlow

9 months

Me bragging to my mom about me not missing one class the entire semester so far (I sit in the back and play Retro Bowl the entire 50 minutes)

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@boobeeshitlow

6 months

Just talked to a guy with an AirPod in at 17 and then he dapped me up. I have conquered the final boss of douchebags

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@boobeeshitlow

4 months

@SouthernandFat Dropping her name directly and posting her face crosses the line for me personally. It’s not gonna help her much by me not, but it’s just my moral stance on the matter.

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@boobeeshitlow

8 months

Choosing the best man at my wedding solely based upon who sends me the best instagram reels

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@boobeeshitlow

4 months

Buffalo Chicken Dip is fucking awesome

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@boobeeshitlow

4 months

Micheal Rubin is like the JV soccer player that all the football players and cheerleaders fucked with in HS just because he sold them all weed.

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@boobeeshitlow

9 months

Why the hell did the weather just decide it wanted to fast forward to mid-April randomly ??? I swear to god if this interferes with my ability to wear a Barbour in NOLA this weekend I’m gonna throw a fucking tantrum.

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@boobeeshitlow

6 months

Sorority girls somehow found a way to make fucking Earth Day about themselves

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@boobeeshitlow

3 months

@JohnDadof7 Rug is totally unnecessary

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@boobeeshitlow

3 months

These bad boys have perfected their craft

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@boobeeshitlow

3 months

RIP Jim Kong Un. Obnoxious Gump but overall good guy

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@boobeeshitlow

5 months

Motherfuckers used to cap their ass off about being double jointed. No clue why that was such a flex

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@boobeeshitlow

3 months

@narcuezhunter I’d put 100 bucks the entire chapter couldn’t collectively name 3 songs

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@boobeeshitlow

9 months

Only one more week until I get to accomplish my lifelong goal of taking a picture holding a giant snake

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@boobeeshitlow

8 months

Sometimes you have to take a step back and enjoy life’s simple things

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@boobeeshitlow

2 months

Started yelling obscenities at the Cal Players and the Chi O’s sitting in front of me looked at me like I shot a baby

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@boobeeshitlow

11 months

Need a 30 for 30 on what the hell y’all do at JH Ranch

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@boobeeshitlow

6 months

Just found out that Shrek is on Netflix. So yes, this is how I’m gonna be spending the first part of my Monday

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@boobeeshitlow

25 days

2 (Two) plays into the Bama game and we’ve got a Ryan Williams age update 3 (three) separate times

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@boobeeshitlow

19 days

@JonothanHewitt2 How dare he walk around wearing a normal t-shirt and shorts!! Really showed him who’s boss

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@boobeeshitlow

8 months

Per my sources, The Stews are the early favorites to play at next years Super Bowl

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@boobeeshitlow

2 months

@jeffwilliams145 Unquestionably should be mosquitoes

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@boobeeshitlow

7 months

@BobKoozie69 Speak for yourself Koozie. Tiger Scheduler is run by Al-Qaeda

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@boobeeshitlow

3 months

@CodyMaverick_77 This has Chi O written all over it

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@boobeeshitlow

4 months

@kingedger76 All Jokes aside he was legitimately one of the worst P5 scholarship players I have ever seen

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@boobeeshitlow

5 months

@kingedger76 I live and die by Brooks

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@boobeeshitlow

9 months

I get it dude, you went to St. Paul’s, but that does not mean you HAVE to start dressing like John Dutton

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@boobeeshitlow

7 months

1. Friday 2. Saturday 3. Thursday 4. Sunday 5. Wednesday 6. Tuesday 7. Monday

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@powerade2002

7 months

Days of the week ranked: 1. Thursday 2. Sunday 3. Friday 4. Saturday 5. Wednesday 6. Monday 7. Tuesday

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@boobeeshitlow

7 months

The Official Cloppenheimer Zyn Rankings 1. Citrus 2. Cool Mint 3. Smooth 4. Spearmint 5. Chill 6. Peppermint 7. Wintergreen 8. Cinnamon 9. Coffee 10. Menthol

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@boobeeshitlow

8 months

Are Oklahoma Drills on the beach still valid, or did we leave that shit in 2023 ???

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