Kenny Smithey @ksmitheygolf Twitter profile

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Kenny Smithey

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4 months

Studying abroad in Europe? Enjoy that, liberal. I might never leave

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4 months

Just ran into one of the biggest libtards I graduated HS with at the Braves game and she said my outfit made me look like a “finance bro” Well, that’s why I’m sitting behind the dugout and you’re in the 200s, Ms. Bernstein P.S. your outfit makes you look like a stoner

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3 months

Worst podcast clip I’ve ever seen. So glad to be at a SEC school

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18 days

Game needs to be shrunk in Tuscaloosa

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3 months

This party must’ve been insane

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3 months

Worst podcast clip I’ve ever seen. So glad to be at a SEC school

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24 days

6.5 pounds of preseasoned bone-in wings from Costco for $25? Yeah, that’ll do it. Thanks!

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13 days

Their pledgemaster better maul them for this

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Kenny Smithey

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2 months

Jorts with a belt and a crop top? Yeah buddy, I hate you

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3 months

@yngpaulatreides The interviewer’s change in expression when he finds out the party was at a house is killing me

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3 months

@BlockBusterVuse That’s a shame

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“Are you seriously not gonna let me in? Do you even know who I am?”

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Kenny Smithey

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4 months

He’s dialed

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3 months

@ATXHimmy Wait like Alpha Sig? Nah ASU

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4 months

@lumotweets Yes. Felt even better when I learned that you were hurt by my tweet to be honest

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Kenny Smithey

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2 months

Sort of a dox but I just need y’all to know I’m having a day

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Kenny Smithey

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22 days

Kyle Hall gets more play than me. WOW

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3 months

Kirby came into my place of work tonight. Pictured here walking back in to get Andrew’s to-go order we messed up. Sorry, Coach

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2 months

I mean, this is ridiculous. Makes us look as bad as Vandy. You can leave my school if you’re gonna request tickets just to sell them back to your own classmates at $320 profit Imagine stripping seniors of what should be a guaranteed student experience because you need $$$. Sad

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4 months

@RRealestate919 In her defense, we had friendly conversation. Just an odd comment

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3 months

One of the dumbest texts I’ve ever received from someone trying to get out of a group project. Are you kidding me?

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Kenny Smithey

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3 months

Little brother just blasted this out to the family gc. Alright bud, we get it

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22 days

In front of the Lockheed Martin stand at tonight’s career fair

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Kenny Smithey

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4 months

@FordandDewey1 Voucher with the tickets with access to a club bar with free ice cream and popcorn for the whole family. I got something for you to chew on if you’d like though, buddy. Thanks

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4 months

@dylan0patterson @snowbunnyslopes No thanks. Like I said, you enjoy that liberal!

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Kenny Smithey

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27 days

Just got invited to a MAN’s 20th birthday party during the Bama-UGA game next weekend. No thanks!

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Kenny Smithey

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4 months

Anyone mind if I sweat out this DeChambeau outright slip with a cold snack?

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3 months

Can’t beat this

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4 months

@phil_so_silly Seems like you cheered in the 200s with her. Cheers and thanks

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Kenny Smithey

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1 month

Accidentally turned my flash on trying to flex my Cutters dollar beer to the BV. What a toolbag move

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Kenny Smithey

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3 months

Hey BV, what are we gonna do to the kid that brings a sign to College GameDay that says “Does [insert opposing coach/QB] even listen to Widespread Panic or wear Peter Millar?” Just a horrifying thought I had

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4 months

God gave my dad the best Father’s Day gift he could ever ask for! A DIY project and trip to Home Depot with his son to fix a broken water pipe… doesn’t get much better than this fellas.

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Kenny Smithey

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2 months

@Calebdownss Someone unironically did this for us and it’s been super helpful

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1 month

Texted my bookie last night to cancel my bet because I put $50 instead of $5. It was a Gibbs / Kupp ATTD parlay

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3 months

@_SlippinJimmy I don’t understand how people snort like this. Has to be intentional. When I hear it in class or in public, I am enraged

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3 months

Can’t speak for everyone but this is just an instant turn off for me. Sure, smoke, but why is it your personality

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3 months

Y’all think this girl smokes I can’t tell

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2 months

“Can you buy me Prada sunglasses? They’re only $600”

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10 days

📍 Jeni’s in Five Points

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28 days

Nice wheels man!

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30 days

Current scene outside Miller Learning Center

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Kenny Smithey

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2 months

Electric text from my little brother. I wasn’t aware of this event, but it has changed my week. Let’s have a Monday

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3 months

@psptvs Ok old timer

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2 months

Hey UGA burners, did you guys know LOST is thrown in the spring and FOUND is thrown in the fall? Little fun fact just in case you guys didn’t know

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19 days

Rounders debut tonight (why am I doing this)

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2 months

Why is the projector here so small

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28 days

“No way! My mom was a Pi Phi”

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Kenny Smithey

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4 months

Kenny Smithey is private indefinitely. Extremely disappointed in what this will do to the Kenny Smithey stock, but chronically online and thinkpiece writing Twitter were dragging my name through the mud! The sun will shine again. Cheers and thanks

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4 months

@Samwashusa @snowbunnyslopes No thanks! I’ll save the $ for more baseball games. Cheers and thanks

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Campus pet peeve: When parents that are touring with their high school senior take their kids to the dining hall in the middle of lunch rush. Paying more for worse food. Literally cheaper to go downtown and eat at Clocked or Blind Pig and give them a taste of the Classic City

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Kenny Smithey

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4 months

@JKusiack She really insulted me with that comment!

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26 days

Throwing it back tonight

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Kenny Smithey

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17 days

@andrewwnoles It’s a saying that originated in golf communities in response to the mass number of people that started golfing in COVID and it was the only thing open, even if you’re less of a player and more of a drinker/disrespecter of the course The saying now serves multiple purposes

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3 months

@psptvs 700 is chump change at other colleges though

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@mikevick166 I think having one is alright but anything more than a monthly share is cringe

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1 month

Would love to know what chapter is responsible for bidding this kid and allowing for this clip to be published

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21 days

Sorry @PardonMyTake , I’m moving to another sports podcast

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19 days

Gonna be a weekend of all-time for sure

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1 month

In a wicked turn of events… Tuscaloosa, I will be inside of you September 28th.

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@alex_edmiston24 Allows me to rot on a NFL Sunday and make an easy lunch. Thanks boss

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Only one thing can save me from this hurricane

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@ClintDixEsq Turn it up to 65 Clint

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Kenny Smithey

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4 months

The Ms. Bernstein tweet has made its way to the “Free Palestine” gamer/Redditor with a neckbeard side of Twitter. Might have to log off as I just saw a Big Chungus meme for the first time in years

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4 women in Kappa date night shirts at the table I’m currently waiting. Stadium pulse is high. Word to @LatinxJeff

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@RevNighttrain That was my first thought as well Reverend

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Possible hot take: The Dye Is Life Instagram account is really cringe

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Kenny Smithey

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2 months

Work Week takeaways from a Sunday morning drive down Milledge: - Theta and AOPi, great themes. Keep up the good work - Phi Mu, the Geaux theme in SEC East territory stinks - DG, your banner chair must’ve failed third grade art. Election needs a recall immediately

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Kenny Smithey

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4 months

The ladies call me Kenny Grilled Cheese because I’m quick and easy

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Kenny Smithey

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2 months

Bringing the boom to you today!

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Kenny Smithey

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2 months

Tech kids studying on a Friday night in August. Jokes write themselves

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Downtown Injury Report - Kenny Smithey: DOUBTFUL (sniffles)

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3 months

Maybe his craziest post yet

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Kenny Smithey

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2 months

Me in the stands at Mercedes Benz Stadium tomorrow

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Kenny Smithey

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1 month

Are we serious? #ShrinkTheGame

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Kenny Smithey

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2 months

People that work in restaurants are so needlessly dramatic. I’m just trying to make some side money as a college student and the managers are having a standoff that rivals that 2022 Rams-Bucs divisional playoff game

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1 month

Marketing exam in 20

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Kenny Smithey

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4 months

@MyGuyyy_ You sound mad. Some of us are proud of this country and don’t like to be bothered by you. Cheers and thanks.

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4 months

This guy to Philly is so perfect. Insufferable city for an insufferable person

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Kenny Smithey

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2 months

Just sat and talked with the girl I can never imagine myself getting out of the friend zone with for an hour. She’s just too gorgeous. And she’s rich, which I know doing my fair share of research on her dad’s country club using GolfWRX. It’s a shame but at least she’s in my life

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Kenny Smithey

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24 days

Just washed an APhi’s car at a charity car wash. They had a Wesleyan parking permit and Atlanta Athletic Club permit on their windshield. The jokes write themselves

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Kenny Smithey

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3 months

Imagine pulling up to your boy’s house and he hands you a controller with his girl all over it

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Kenny Smithey

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2 months

I was in enemy territory today. Today was my Super Bowl. Dabo has been served justice. HBTMFD

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Kenny Smithey

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20 days

Got a potentially sad story for y’all. Matched with my roommate’s GF’s little on Hinge and secured her digits. Told the roommate’s GF thinking she would think it was funny. However, the little has stopped responding after what was a decent first convo. Did I get groupchatted?

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Kenny Smithey

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10 days

Me, today (in case anyone was wondering)

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1 month

#HangTheBanner

Joel Carrington (Buck)

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1 month

This may be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen #thisisjoelcarrington

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Kenny Smithey

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3 months

Kamala Harris, in reality:

18x National Champions 🐘

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Kamala Harris

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Kenny Smithey

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At an undisclosed Bama frat tailgate and just heard a woman say “He’s so Jersey. I love it” Wow

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Good morning. The Falcons are 3-2 and it’s a mandated White Boy Friday to honor Kirk Cousins’s historic performance

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Kenny Smithey

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4 months

@Jeff32193Goat He gets hired to help kids rush if you haven’t seen his account

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4 months

At the end of the day, these are my politics: I hate nerds, dorks, and geeds. Thanks

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2 months

Biggest geek on Twitter ⬇️

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2 months

not one drop of melatonin in the whole sorority

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Kenny Smithey

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Update: Bartender who quit in disgrace this past weekend got all of his pledges to leave 1-star reviews for the restaurant I work at on Google Mind you, this is a 20-year old man earning a degree at what is supposed to be a great school

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2 months

People that work in restaurants are so needlessly dramatic. I’m just trying to make some side money as a college student and the managers are having a standoff that rivals that 2022 Rams-Bucs divisional playoff game

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Just as Kenny was excited to go back for the fall semester, the incompetent DEI hire in my apartment’s leasing office has found a way to incidentally evict my roommate/good friend. I’m not sure how the lady taking his room will react to our 5 TV setup for football weekends

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Kenny Smithey

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3 months

Trump’s opponent going from Biden to Kamala is like going from FCS Midwest to FCS South

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28 days

@Dr_Mcwilliamson Parents weekend in your future

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4 months

I’d go skiing with Ms. Jenkins anytime! Cheers and thanks

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@SeanBertolini @snowbunnyslopes Amen brother

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If you think you have it better than me today, you don’t. Thanks

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Kenny Smithey

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13 days

Resume looks like this and you’re an adult is nuts man

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Ok incels found this so I’m muting. Here’s my resume (crossed out personal information for safety reasons, if ur an actual recruiter I will send u the unedited version as well as my portfolio, email me: caitcamelia @gmail .com) Ok love u bye <3

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4 months

Is this still funny? #tappedin

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And I’d still let her ruin my life

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Hearing pledges got ticketed/nearly towed picking people up with warning lights on and waiting in the car on Hull St is a clear indication we are cooked in Kamala’s America

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