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@jugboij

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lover of whores, hater of Canada and berries

Athens, GA
Joined November 2021
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
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Move to Spain. Run a small jazz and tapas bar. Smoke cigarettes and drink at the beach all day. Find hot Spanish wife. Live out my life and never speak of my former self.
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
3 months
Congratulations sick children, you just got a 5$ donation from yours truly cuz my Publix cashier was an absolute smokeshow
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
2 months
A historic day- the day Lily Lang united all the sec school burner verses
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
2 months
How do I tell this random tri delt I follow on instagram that if she lost 30 pounds she’d be super hot
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
1 month
Last day at summer internship before heading back to Athens. O/U 25 “The things I’d do to trade places with you” and “you don’t know how lucky you are” from the washed up office men
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
6 months
Me in 20 years, staring at the green light emitting from my old kappa lover’s Sea Island house she lives in with her Sae husband, from my lottery/bovada funded St Simons house across the way, waiting her to come to one of my afters
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
22 days
Ole Miss kids will say this somehow completely ignorant of the fact their school has a 99% acceptance rate
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Long Haired Spreadneck #godawgs
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Is there a genuine way to deter Yankees from attending southern schools? Increased out of state tuition surely isn’t enough
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
3 months
Baby Gromk accepts his Pi Kapp bid!!!!
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
2 months
Why is she with these phags
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
2 months
Fake/exaggerated southern accents are worse than nails on chalkboard. Especially when it’s some Atlanta private school kid who started talking different as soon as they took their KA bid
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
1 year
Girls living in Charleston when they find out Charleston Girl is not about Charleston, SC
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
2 months
Lily Lang joke got old quick, 99% of us would still bang if we ever got the chance, crazy overreaction. That being said buy some lily lang coin
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
7 months
All the kappas with four runners got them from their older brother SAE who got an dui and had to give it up
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
4 months
I know the UNC kids are giddy for the 1.5 months of the year they can pretend to be cool when the SEC sorority girls live in Charleston over the summer. Don’t forget you have to go back to your lame ass school after summer F*g Heels
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
6 months
Something about a girl hitting her grape kang vape in her 70k Range Rover, wearing a t shirt from some guy she hooked up with a year ago just gets me going
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
18 days
Tattoos don’t always make girls less attractive
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
2 months
All I need is this chicks rack and a couple hot wheels and have entertainment for days
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Rack of the day volume 83
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
1 year
Patiently waiting …
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
8 months
Need a date night where the girl does my laundry and cleans my room while I crank womps and watch family guy
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
2 months
Weirdest trend I’ve seen on here is people taking pictures making fun of kids at their rush event. They are normally wearing stuff a normal high schooler would and the guy who took the picture is flabbergasted that a rushee isn’t dressing/acting like they’re 3 years into college
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
1 month
@BigGamblingMan Might be gayest 3 paragraphs I’ve ever witnessed
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
6 months
All the kids that are still UNC basketball fans even after they go to a school that isn’t UNC are so gay
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
1 year
You drunk text girls, I drunk text a mentally handicapped 25 year old Asian man obsessed with Greek life in prominent southern universities, we are not the same
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
9 months
Washed Lovett kids definitely get a little tingle when they see their insane stat line in one of Hammerlords football games
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
1 year
All summer 😎🤟🥱
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
8 months
Can someone remind me why we even take chicks to NOLA
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
3 months
Fellas is it gay to watch a little HGTV here and there ?
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
8 months
So happy Jermaine Burton hasn’t won shit since transferring
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
2 months
Tennesee might win the CWS tn but some random sorority whore is still gonna get more coverage 🤣
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
16 days
You’re not allowed to live in the SAE house unless you get a DUI! #idontmaketherules
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
20 days
Kappa swept
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
2 months
Was scrolling through this bad tings instagram who looked like she was in college, couldn’t find what college she went to then figured out she was Lovett ‘25
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
9 months
POV: it’s 1:30AM in the ol Club Woodford, all the kappas have already left for the E-Palace, and Busbee has that one fat chick closing
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
5 months
If the Masters was really all about tradition they’d make everyone play sticked out like real Augusta kids do
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
6 months
I want a chi o that’ll blow down with me Saturday night and take me to church Sunday morning
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
5 months
Lisan Al-Gaib
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
1 year
Found this in my room (recreation of said image for safety purposes) #kappakappaclassy
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
8 months
How bad have we collectively fucked up as men that all these girls take other girls on their date nights
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
4 months
Theta womp fiend daughter or kappa blow addict daughter
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
5 months
Since the chi os r fans of my twitter, can a brother get a lawn dance invite? Heard great things about that date night 🙌
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
5 months
The pi kapps chucking die with their fat fucking chains out on Easter is the most pi kapp shit ever
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
8 months
Think we’ve reached the tweet limit on “buckhead brigade” thanks
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
10 months
Never seen a Georgia Southern kid without a hat on
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
4 months
@BobChuggins This guy sucks
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
7 months
May or may not have smoked a couple (10) cigarettes out back with some younger buddies last night
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
4 months
Worst part about Brock leaving for the draft is that now the TE room is a bunch of OTP douchebags
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
1 month
I have a feeling the Athens homeless population has increased by x^9 over summer
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
6 months
Went to a McDonald’s in Augusta and they had Xanax on the dollar menu
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
3 months
I think it’s fair to say the young men of Europe will be experiencing the highest of highs as well as the lowest of lows during the kappas time there
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
2 months
Me, the well qualified intern and my supervisor (bosses son)
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
2 months
Ur broke if you don’t got 15 lemons and 64 limes in ur house at all times
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
1 year
This would be the collab of the century
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
5 months
Sippin Jonny walker, in the war room, with Tristan Tate
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
15 days
People on here will see a college age white kid with a polo and costas on and will take a picture of them and be like “this kid definitely has a burner!” How bout you go touch some fucking grass
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
1 year
At 1 am we remember the 3pm cigs we took for granted
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
2 months
I really gotta stop drunk dming random pictures from my camera roll to random chi o chicks I’ve met maybe twice
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
4 months
Is it a costas after dark night at Double or just an SAE tab
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
9 months
Funniest part about Nola is that everyone takes pictures with random black people just cuz
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
5 months
Can the Bama kappas and Uga kappas do like a semester exchange every year
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
4 months
@UsainB0lton Someone didn’t get invited to the morris social
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
4 months
@likmanut Well Curt, he didn’t actually pork her, just took her out on his dad’s 100ft sports boat and she kept saying she was never gonna leave CHS, he just jerked it to her saying that. Totally unrelated tho👍
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
19 days
Why tf do these dumb ass fucking women put so much fucking glitter on themselves I FUCKKNG HATE YOU
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
2 months
The Guardians of the Galaxy series soundtrack is the greatest movie soundtrack of all time and it’s not close
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
6 months
@City_boy_manny Grown man pocket watching condiments
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
1 month
Posting a 3 month anniversary post on instagram is incredibly cringe
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
5 months
DMV kids will throw up a Zach Bryan poster next to their Maryland and Saturdays are for the Boys flags and tell people they���re from the South
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
2 months
I’m voting for whoever brings cigs inside back
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
4 months
Just slid into Reggie’s dms that’s a Insta-Gram
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
26 days
Just saw a black guy and an Indian moving into morris. Shrink the game.
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
7 months
Just gave Kendall Jenner a fat line in the Paloma handicap stall
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
10 months
People who wear apparel from other schools while walking around campus are the biggest bots
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
21 days
Me trying to tell myself past self to get a job at Clayton so I could bartend while the KDs strip in front of me tonight
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
20 days
9am teacher got hit by a car so no class tommorow ! Godspeed
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
5 months
Just found out I’m Eskimo brothers with one of the stews, mixed emotions
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
2 months
Can already smell the unit shaming coming, but I feel like the man after nailing this
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
3 months
Crazy how completely normal chicks will go to Tulane and turn into the most greasiest smelliest womp fiend alternative emo they/thems you’ve ever seen
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
9 months
Are New York crips cool with LA crips ? Or is it the equivalent as your fraternity not being big at other schools so they don’t really fuck with each other?
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
5 months
Tophat soccer daughter or Thunder lax son
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
2 months
Just found a 1am racked email to my academic advisor. This has gone too far 😳
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
2 months
In my complete serious opinion, I don’t think Kanye would be a significantly worse president than either candidates
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
6 months
If a guy introducing himself to you at a bar says he’s from Augusta, he’s not gonna remember meeting you until the 4-5th time you “meet”
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
4 months
Starting to think I miss 100% of the shots I DO take
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
7 months
NYO Peach Bowl sweaters was the 6th grade Barbour
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
7 months
Snapchat is drier than the Sahara right now. Is it the parents? I didn’t talk to your loser dad for half an hour last night to be left on delivered
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
5 months
This is probably the first time in my life I’ve been excited to watch women play sports
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
1 year
Genuinely concerned for the ATX area if Hammerlord doesn’t make it to Athens this weekend
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
7 months
Does this give you superpowers?
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
8 months
According to Newtons 3rd law I am due for some major victories
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
4 months
@City_boy_manny Imagine the girl you been talking to all night sees you buy a condom from the vending machine and fucking runs away
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
3 months
I miss the old Xanax, straight from the script Xanax, the pop my shit Xanax, fall off the ship Xanax, I hate the new Xanax, the always laced Xanax, deform your face Xanax, bad taste Xanax
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
7 months
I’m turning on my Tobey Maguire black Spider-Man swag today. (I will start drinking soon)
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
8 months
@Bowltech139389 Lookin good pookie
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
29 days
Athens Wok has to be a front for sex trafficking or something. Never seen a soul in that place
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
1 year
I can’t wait for all the kappas who got addicted to bag this summer to start tweakin in front of their rushees (ik you can see this)
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
4 months
Plain vanilla ice cream gotta be one of the most underrated things on planet earth
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
2 months
There’s no way (not physically possible) this man is waiting until marriage and hasn’t banged this chick raw yet
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2 months
Congrats to @ZachWilson on his engagement 🙌
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
15 days
Athens needs a jazz bar
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
1 month
@Big_A_Santiago No animal themed room or cool wall paper or anything?? Mine as well go to the big boy doctor
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
1 month
Tulane has got to be the capital of wasted talent. So many good looking (and semi-intelligent) women turn into commie fairy girls walking around half naked begging for nitrous. Last place I would send my daughter to school🤒
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Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)
5 months
The day has finally come, pure saerenity
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