Move to Spain. Run a small jazz and tapas bar. Smoke cigarettes and drink at the beach all day. Find hot Spanish wife. Live out my life and never speak of my former self.
Last day at summer internship before heading back to Athens. O/U 25 “The things I’d do to trade places with you” and “you don’t know how lucky you are” from the washed up office men
Me in 20 years, staring at the green light emitting from my old kappa lover’s Sea Island house she lives in with her Sae husband, from my lottery/bovada funded St Simons house across the way, waiting her to come to one of my afters
Fake/exaggerated southern accents are worse than nails on chalkboard. Especially when it’s some Atlanta private school kid who started talking different as soon as they took their KA bid
I know the UNC kids are giddy for the 1.5 months of the year they can pretend to be cool when the SEC sorority girls live in Charleston over the summer. Don’t forget you have to go back to your lame ass school after summer F*g Heels
Something about a girl hitting her grape kang vape in her 70k Range Rover, wearing a t shirt from some guy she hooked up with a year ago just gets me going
Weirdest trend I’ve seen on here is people taking pictures making fun of kids at their rush event. They are normally wearing stuff a normal high schooler would and the guy who took the picture is flabbergasted that a rushee isn’t dressing/acting like they’re 3 years into college
You drunk text girls, I drunk text a mentally handicapped 25 year old Asian man obsessed with Greek life in prominent southern universities, we are not the same
Was scrolling through this bad tings instagram who looked like she was in college, couldn’t find what college she went to then figured out she was Lovett ‘25
People on here will see a college age white kid with a polo and costas on and will take a picture of them and be like “this kid definitely has a burner!” How bout you go touch some fucking grass
@likmanut
Well Curt, he didn’t actually pork her, just took her out on his dad’s 100ft sports boat and she kept saying she was never gonna leave CHS, he just jerked it to her saying that. Totally unrelated tho👍
Are New York crips cool with LA crips ? Or is it the equivalent as your fraternity not being big at other schools so they don’t really fuck with each other?
I miss the old Xanax, straight from the script Xanax, the pop my shit Xanax, fall off the ship Xanax, I hate the new Xanax, the always laced Xanax, deform your face Xanax, bad taste Xanax
Tulane has got to be the capital of wasted talent. So many good looking (and semi-intelligent) women turn into commie fairy girls walking around half naked begging for nitrous. Last place I would send my daughter to school🤒