Tuned in and all I hear is abortion talk
For fucks sake. For me to care about abortion I would have to
1. Care about women’s rights
2. Want to kill babies
Can we focus on real issues like drinking and driving rights?
@goatcolonelreb
Got on there and instantly one of them asked if I could play musical chairs so her friend could sit with her.
Said no just to be a douchebag.
@WillisTweeter
Romans 5:3-5. Verse I read everytime I’m going though something. There are a lot of great girls, and a bunch of other grad programs. Regroup and recover, you got this bud.
Wont follow burners who joined post May 2024 and only post about the following things:
1. Peter Millar
2. WSP
3. “Who let us make it to Friday”
4. Betting
5. Steaks of any kind
6. MJ’s/hazers
Please post original content, I could care less about what’s above, you’re not funny
Hi BV,
In two weeks, Gator Jay is moving to Malaysia for his new job. I would like to thank you all for some pretty genuine connections made over the years. Jay will be back soon enough and then we can do a Houston BV meetup. Thank you all for the love.
Best,
Jay
@searchchad
Ari, I owe my college $0, I have over a 100K net worth, I work for a F500, I am engaged to be married, and I am already doing my company world tour at 23.
You go to school, you fucking idiot
My Top 5 Restaurants in the world (I’ve been to 20 countries so I know wtf I’m talking about)
1. Taqueria Del Sol (Houston, TX)
2 Truth BBQ (Houston, TX)
3. Hungry Horse (Boerne, TX)
4. Jersey Mike’s (on Kirby) (Houston, TX)
5. Gristmill (New Braunfels, TX)
My Top 5 BBQ in the world (I know what I’m talking about)
1. Truth BBQ (Houston, TX)
2. Pecan Lodge (Dallas, TX)
3. Black’s Original (Luling, TX)
4. Salt Lick BBQ (Driftwood, TX)
5. Pinkertons (Houston, TX)
The best BBQ is in Texas
First order of business is a Sig Ep rush video I got sent my freshman year.
Was told “this is the one we only send our top PNM’s” and they literally sent it to my gmail.
I have been all over the world. Here are my top 5 cities (I know what the fuck I’m talking about)
1. Houston, TX
2. Long Beach Island, NJ
3. Lake Charles, LA
4. San Diego, CA
5. Dallas, TX
I’m a world traveler, don’t come at me
Somewhere in America there is a white guy going to bed and looking his girl (who calls all the shots) in the eyes and saying “she did it babe”.
There is some fag out there doing that I just know it
Gator Jay Country review: Thailand 7.6/10
Pros: Great place to party, nice beaches, cheap. Girls are traveling through and are looking to be traveled through.
Cons: Dirty, poor, bad food, the other white people there are unbearably obnoxious. A little too degen for my liking.
After living in a 3rd world country I will never complain about the USA ever again.
Don’t care about any wrongdoings or downfalls, that place is heaven on earth.
The shittiest day in Dixie is better than the best day here.
Count your blessings.
- Jay
Gator Jay Country Review: Qatar 6.2/10
Pros: Big Buildings, clean streets, cheap for Arabia.
Cons: Islam, ugly chicks, no booze, boring, not many sights to see.
Did ride a camel here which was pretty sick but that’s where the good ends.
You make fun of somebody for being a liberal and then they make fun of you for getting drunk and having a good time?
That’s all I need to know about them.
COMMITMENT COMING SOON ❗️After pre rush, Gator Jay (D-Wiz) has received bids from each frat for winning the campus beer dye tournament. 👊🍺
Where will Jay call home??
#Nelk
#Beer
What’s up guys! My name is Jay, friends call me D-Wiz (Dick Wizard LOL). I will be attending Auburn this fall and definitely looking to rush 🤙. Definitely into golf and ass (way more of an ass guy). Looking forward to meeting you all 🍻
#adminreveal
#Auburn2028
@JimMaui98
We used to say in chapter meeting during rush, “remember guys, none of us were cool when we first walked in the door.”
Talking to PNM’s is brutal.
Mario Kart characters are subjective. Listed are my Top 5 Mario Baseball characters (I know what the fuck I’m talking about) (GameCube Edition because I know ball)
1. Bowser
2. Hammer Bro
3. Red Dry Bones
4. Mario
5. Kamek
HM: Waluigi and DK
COMMITMENT COMING SOON ❗️After pre rush, Gator Jay (D-Wiz) has received bids from each frat for winning the campus beer dye tournament. 👊🍺
Where will Jay call home??
#Nelk
#Beer
What’s up guys! My name is Jay, friends call me D-Wiz (Dick Wizard LOL). I will be attending Auburn this fall and definitely looking to rush 🤙. Definitely into golf and ass (way more of an ass guy). Looking forward to meeting you all 🍻
#adminreveal
#Auburn2028
Just did my annual alumni check in for Fall rush and the first three pledges I find have “Philly” “New Jersey” and “New Hampshire” in their IG bio.
Is it too late to drop letters as an alumni?
My Roman Empire is 2015-2016 U Houston football.
Like wtf happened? We won the peach bowl, then beat Baker Mayfield and Lamar Jackson. After that have been straight dogshit for a decade.