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Houston Cougar, Vibes Guy

Pyongyang, North Korea
Joined December 2022
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2 months
A group of 20 black chicks with matching t-shirts just walked on my flight to Miami… all prayers are appreciated
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UH students are boneheads
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Tuned in and all I hear is abortion talk For fucks sake. For me to care about abortion I would have to 1. Care about women’s rights 2. Want to kill babies Can we focus on real issues like drinking and driving rights?
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@goatcolonelreb Got on there and instantly one of them asked if I could play musical chairs so her friend could sit with her. Said no just to be a douchebag.
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Should I make this fan’s day?
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Me at the function after I told everyone I would DD
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The misses just made me go through my Sunday rot screen time and asked why I have 20 minutes on Google Chrome
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@WillisTweeter Romans 5:3-5. Verse I read everytime I’m going though something. There are a lot of great girls, and a bunch of other grad programs. Regroup and recover, you got this bud.
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One of my pledge brothers just posted his intramural highlights on Instagram, this generation is cooked. He’s a 6th year by the way
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@the_auburncreed Hi Creed, Flying Qatar airways (I’m not poor), but their USA partner is American so they have me on a ratchet first leg. Jay
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The Confederacy: 1 The Union: 0
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@DegenCPA22 My bad Degen, next time I think about picking a fight with a Yankee bitch I’ll remember this and choose not to
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2 months
@HaroldSJohnson2 They kept spamming “im out here in Miami” loud as shit when the plane landed so no chance
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@Bankro11S Put in my headphones and took a nap. Didn’t even take the chance of disturbing my peace.
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3 months
Chat how are we feeling about the “TKE” bling? *THIS IS NOT ME*
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18 days
Wont follow burners who joined post May 2024 and only post about the following things: 1. Peter Millar 2. WSP 3. “Who let us make it to Friday” 4. Betting 5. Steaks of any kind 6. MJ’s/hazers Please post original content, I could care less about what’s above, you’re not funny
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Top 10 College Towns 1. Third Ward, HTX 2. San Marcos, TX 3. Baton Rouge, LA 4. Austin, TX 5. Gainesville, FL 6. Boulder, CO 7. Fayetteville, AR 8. College Station, TX Wide Margin 9. Huntsville, TX Huge Margin 10. Waco Texas
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Hi BV, In two weeks, Gator Jay is moving to Malaysia for his new job. I would like to thank you all for some pretty genuine connections made over the years. Jay will be back soon enough and then we can do a Houston BV meetup. Thank you all for the love. Best, Jay
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19 days
The Big 250 has people with student loans?
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@searchchad Ari, I owe my college $0, I have over a 100K net worth, I work for a F500, I am engaged to be married, and I am already doing my company world tour at 23. You go to school, you fucking idiot
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@searchchad I think we should carpet bomb the whole Middle East. Israel included 👍
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3 months
Y’all should definitely NOT prank call these guys! Please don’t do it guys!!!!
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Me when I opened up Twitter and saw the Mexican guy’s decapitated head
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A band that doesn’t get enough recognition on the BV - Midland. Every song they release is a bop. Thoughts and comments?
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My Top 5 Restaurants in the world (I’ve been to 20 countries so I know wtf I’m talking about) 1. Taqueria Del Sol (Houston, TX) 2 Truth BBQ (Houston, TX) 3. Hungry Horse (Boerne, TX) 4. Jersey Mike’s (on Kirby) (Houston, TX) 5. Gristmill (New Braunfels, TX)
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This whole Asia thing is growing on me, really have been enjoying myself. More Life, God Bless
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@searchchad Do we have a Gator Jay fan account? I’m the CEO of the burnerverse!
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My Top 5 BBQ in the world (I know what I’m talking about) 1. Truth BBQ (Houston, TX) 2. Pecan Lodge (Dallas, TX) 3. Black’s Original (Luling, TX) 4. Salt Lick BBQ (Driftwood, TX) 5. Pinkertons (Houston, TX) The best BBQ is in Texas
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14 days
This guy has become a discord mod with extra steps
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Still never seen a real MAGA patriot get mad about Big 250. You gotta hate America so much.
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2 months
@lucasabebe_ @FalconsRookies If you have a 4.0 I might green light the move, but this is a no-go
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3 months
First order of business is a Sig Ep rush video I got sent my freshman year. Was told “this is the one we only send our top PNM’s” and they literally sent it to my gmail.
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3 months
Rebound Bosh, back out to Allen, BANG!!!!
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I have been all over the world. Here are my top 5 cities (I know what the fuck I’m talking about) 1. Houston, TX 2. Long Beach Island, NJ 3. Lake Charles, LA 4. San Diego, CA 5. Dallas, TX I’m a world traveler, don’t come at me
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28 days
Anyone mind if I rip the Toy Story vape?
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@searchchad Most schizo post I’ve seen in a minute
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@FreeMyDad420 I prefer to pick up ladies the old fashioned way, the freshman bars.
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Anyone mind? Nope didn’t think so.
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SHRINK THE GAME HOLY SHIT
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I love living in Asia because I can just say the N word out in public and no one knows what I’m saying
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@acceleratedbeer They’re unironically funny
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@DanGlesack_ Head game got me retarded
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@lotsamoney 1. Nobody in Big 250 gets pussy 2. If this were actually true, you’re a loser Thanks
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Somewhere in America there is a white guy going to bed and looking his girl (who calls all the shots) in the eyes and saying “she did it babe”. There is some fag out there doing that I just know it
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Just joined a space on my gatorjay account and claimed to be from Malaysia LMAO
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I don’t think any of the girls on Love Island are particularly attractive
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Gator Jay Country review: Thailand 7.6/10 Pros: Great place to party, nice beaches, cheap. Girls are traveling through and are looking to be traveled through. Cons: Dirty, poor, bad food, the other white people there are unbearably obnoxious. A little too degen for my liking.
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2 months
IMAGINE YOU SHOOT A MAN WITH YOUR LAST BULLET, AND HE STANDS THERE, UNFAZED. I AM BACK #freejay
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@Luke_Kennard10 When you get a Costco membership
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@cicognac I cooked him on the TL last night so he made this post. So lame. Autism is the only way this would all make sense to me.
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After living in a 3rd world country I will never complain about the USA ever again. Don’t care about any wrongdoings or downfalls, that place is heaven on earth. The shittiest day in Dixie is better than the best day here. Count your blessings. - Jay
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Gator Jay Country Review: Qatar 6.2/10 Pros: Big Buildings, clean streets, cheap for Arabia. Cons: Islam, ugly chicks, no booze, boring, not many sights to see. Did ride a camel here which was pretty sick but that’s where the good ends.
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29 days
Sometimes I look down at my scar from Tommy John surgery and think about how I used to throw heat back in the day
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3 months
You make fun of somebody for being a liberal and then they make fun of you for getting drunk and having a good time? That’s all I need to know about them.
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RJBIII🇺🇦
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Hi Gator Jay, Go back to doing what you do best, such as posting compelling content like this:
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HOLY SHIT in a major turn of events Jay has committed to join the Que Dogs‼️ #omegapsiphi #respectmydecision
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COMMITMENT COMING SOON ❗️After pre rush, Gator Jay (D-Wiz) has received bids from each frat for winning the campus beer dye tournament. 👊🍺 Where will Jay call home?? #Nelk #Beer
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@volreport1 I would cause a “no flight list” level incident before this flight ever left the ground
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This burner thing is just a temporary gig until my rap career takes off
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Dreading the day a photo like this of me shows on my feed
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Dude struck out with every single chick at the bar #pain
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What’s up guys! My name is Jay, friends call me D-Wiz (Dick Wizard LOL). I will be attending Auburn this fall and definitely looking to rush 🤙. Definitely into golf and ass (way more of an ass guy). Looking forward to meeting you all 🍻 #adminreveal #Auburn2028
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@RhettFingers Not sure Rhett, great question.
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@JonesDeptStore Newark, NJ checks out. All jokes bud. 🤙
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@bustyMacy1810 Steph Curry from the logo
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No caption needed, I will let the jury (you guys) decide how I should feel about the frat stars at UH Sigma Pi
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They have a chance to do the funniest thing ever
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COLUMBIA, SC📍 For the first time in 10 years, we're headed to South Carolina for @LSUfootball - @GamecockFB 👀
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Still thinking about how my buddy’s redneck Uncle told me “I work in the oil industry too” and after I asked where he said “Jiffy Lube”
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Run the Damn Ball
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@searchchad Bum, this is what is wrong with some burners 👍
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If U Houston loses today I will shove a 20 count McNugget up my ass
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The last thing I remember from last night was a Thai girl shooting a ping pong ball out of her coochie at the club
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Saw a midget stage dive last night. That’s all, that’s the tweet. Thanks.
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@fanclub2024 Barely Agent Q, barely.
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3 months
Not trying to be that guy… but the Jersey Shore actually has pretty good vibes
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2 months
@JimMaui98 We used to say in chapter meeting during rush, “remember guys, none of us were cool when we first walked in the door.” Talking to PNM’s is brutal.
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Anyone want to come with me?
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2 months
Pitching a tent right now watching College Gameday. On behalf of the UH community, Fuck UNLV
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“Biggest game of your life Carson, put on for Georgia”
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@notbrockolivo It made him look like the Tavon Austin of the UH rec center. But he’s also 24 mossing 18 year olds so take that with a grain of salt.
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@remember31_0 This is either some sick intern prank his boss has him up to or he’s a dipshit who won’t get a return offer
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@brightonTopG Went to a Big XII school but this might be the worst tweet I’ve seen in a while
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@DJDumpsack_ Since most of them are 15-17 years old they probably haven’t heard it
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Mario Kart characters are subjective. Listed are my Top 5 Mario Baseball characters (I know what the fuck I’m talking about) (GameCube Edition because I know ball) 1. Bowser 2. Hammer Bro 3. Red Dry Bones 4. Mario 5. Kamek HM: Waluigi and DK
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Dick “Ballsaack” Jamaal, MD
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Dry Bones is so fucking sick. Best Mario kart character by far
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COMMITMENT COMING SOON ❗️After pre rush, Gator Jay (D-Wiz) has received bids from each frat for winning the campus beer dye tournament. 👊🍺 Where will Jay call home?? #Nelk #Beer
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What’s up guys! My name is Jay, friends call me D-Wiz (Dick Wizard LOL). I will be attending Auburn this fall and definitely looking to rush 🤙. Definitely into golf and ass (way more of an ass guy). Looking forward to meeting you all 🍻 #adminreveal #Auburn2028
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@RolandB3 Hi Roland, You are a terrible look for the UH brand. Stop being a liberal pussy and be a man for once. Best, Jay
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@cowboyexec Yankee jokes will be around until the end of time. But trade schools guys gotta go 💀
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@JamesBeirceJr They have been taking over at Houston as well, they’re basically just the Haitians of southern schools
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We’re Costco guys, Of course my girl flinches everytime I walk in the room
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3 months
Never seen anything quite as guy as a dude posting pictures of Zach Bryan. Like holy shit that’s so gay.
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One of these days I’m gonna try crack just to see what I’m capable of
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@uncbrad Brad, she blocked me. However girls like effort so I’ll find a way.
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Just did my annual alumni check in for Fall rush and the first three pledges I find have “Philly” “New Jersey” and “New Hampshire” in their IG bio. Is it too late to drop letters as an alumni?
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My Roman Empire is 2015-2016 U Houston football. Like wtf happened? We won the peach bowl, then beat Baker Mayfield and Lamar Jackson. After that have been straight dogshit for a decade.
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@stimmyaddict ACU burner is crazy work
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Just saw a homeless guy eating a meal and watching YouTube with AirPods in on a cardboard box
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@zyn4cpa 46 concepts on McGraw Hill is crazy work. Fun fact, Gator Jay was also an accounting major. Keep up the hard work Jack.
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