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Experienced ego death 3x. Successfully completed semen retention for 9 days. 4x intramural champ. Can make a geeb in under 5 minutes. if you dox me I’ll kms.

Bathroom stall
Joined October 2021
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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4 months
Worst fucking feeling ever. Sick to my stomach. I’ll miss you so fucking much.
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3 months
This is like walking in on a murder scene of my own brain cells…yes I’m doing a couple this morning too.
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5 months
Love you guys, thank you.
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10 months
@AtticusSmith14 Quick swerve to the right will roll the can over, usually works for me.
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4 months
@icantread6943 Yeah I rip one side and just gum the entire thing it’s blissful.
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5 months
Sunday funday #ineedhelp
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4 months
These keys have a light on them haha #grrmondays
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4 months
@notsolittyditty Saw this right after walking past my bathroom to go outside and pee.
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4 months
With time…things get better.
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4 months
@JakeOctagon I managed to squeeze about 4 smaller sized bumps out of it
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2 months
Where were you when you found out ?
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3 months
Kind of strange to use a photo that I posted months ago…but alright. This is literally my living room and my coke.
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3 months
I’m in safe hands !
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10 months
“Yeah it’s gonna be awhile, sorry the line was so long and traffic is killer right now.”
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9 months
My new bookie’s Venmo pfp is a Nazi from inglorious bastards…
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10 months
Pre interview tap in. Bring ‘em home.
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@Inmy64eth @DailyLoud Helps with overpopulation
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2 months
Hitting blinkers in the bathroom of my nephews third birthday, happy birthday bro.
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9 months
Already Tuesday night, it’s basically the weekend boys.
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7 months
On my walk of shame this morning I kept farting every time I’d take a step. Deadass sounded like SpongeBob walking. Check it out.
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4 months
Full linen outfit, enjoying a cidey in a country I didn’t know about 3 weeks ago. #ifyourenotmefuckyou
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2 months
Saw a burner post this song and I gave it a try. Shit is so nice, it’s like a younger 311.
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4 months
Me trying to convince the plug why he should front me 7g’s of blow (I’m good for it I always come back bro you know I’m a good customer dude)
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9 months
Fisting in on this Tuesday night.
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5 months
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2 months
Hope yall know I cherish each of you and this is not the cocaine talking I love you
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4 months
@richdaddycarter What id do to line up some 18 year olds
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2 months
Last time I let my Mom get our tickets
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1 month
Stressed as fuck about my future, really trying to soak this little bit of relaxation in.
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4 months
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4 months
@kingofbeer71 I quickly drained the reserves
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@Chris_Becker2 @MattWalshBlog You’re the definition of the swing of the pendulum, you’re just as hateful and polarized as your opposers. You generalize groups of people and have become your own enemy !
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10 months
Founders club at AT&T stadium. All inclusive drinks…gonna set a record on troops brought home today.
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8 months
Not talking to any women tonight, on my @kevinwestgirth shit.
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5 months
This is what I feel like taking a shower coked out at 3:25 am
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6 months
Quick snack — I’m in Vegas and everytime I see a black guy I think it’s Quavo or Von Miller
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4 months
Homeless man complemented my cross bracelet. Got him whatever he wanted from the gas station, I will look out for and feed any God fearing man. Even if it takes my last 11$.
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4 months
This morning : Pitch terrible idea to VC’s Tonight : Cocaine
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4 months
Across the pond, fuck it give me the soup.
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@RLHoitzII
Richard L. Hoitz, Jr.
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Eating soups you’ve never heard of in places you’ve never been
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6 months
@_willcompton Farting and walking
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4 months
Am I mainstream as fuck ? If anyone has questions about #9 I’m happy to answer.
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3 months
300 followers (100ish porn bot followers)
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4 months
The coke I bought recently is making me tired and more inebriated. What’s this mean can someone help me.
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10 months
Sunday is just another day at work.
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6 months
My best friends and I trying to open the third bag at 4:52am.
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3 months
This is what I look like in my classes as a fifth year.
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4 months
@hotrodcougar @JakeOctagon Does that mean put it in my ass ?
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2 months
If I’m walking out of the bar, do NOT FUCKING ASK ME IF IM OKAY TO DRIVE INFRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR HOLY SHIT. IM FUCKING NOT.
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2 months
@RLHoitzII Jumbo tron isn’t even on, I’m just assuming which guy is Zach Bryan.
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3 months
Happy fourth, never forget the sacrifices of greater men.
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8 months
I’m no fuck damn russki, but Putin just recited the entire Russian history since 1862…and I’d put 100$ Biden can’t remember the national anthem, fuck it…I bet he doesn’t even know all 50 states.
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1 month
Just did coke and my wiener is small as shit right now holy shit it’s shrinking the more blow I do
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4 months
Alex cooper is hot or whatever, but I’m 99% sure her podcast is the reason my ex is a slut.
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4 months
@sketchy_cactus Blue haired crave to be different take
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4 months
@thoughtburnerr Cut the can and put whiskey in it ?
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9 months
@Cusefriars Thank you.
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8 months
Eating everything photographed
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2 months
If I can keep my left arm extended and follow through towards my target, the world’s mine.
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10 months
Tapping in.
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5 months
I’m in Portugal. Gonna go clubbing and get robbed for everything I have by a Gypsy. Fuck you liberal.
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5 months
Bouta smoke some hashish, Lisboa is a nice place.
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9 months
Bourbon street tap in
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3 months
Might be a hot take but I’d love to hear y’all’s opinions — as long as it’s not her entire personality, I am attracted to the liberal woman. Something about a girl who thinks she’s a “know it all” but she’s really retarded is endearing.
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4 months
Google just took the words right out of my mouth.
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5 months
Turning on my VPN every time I jerk off is getting fucking annoying.
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@ninaturner Probably lowered by the DMC ran inner city murders that happen every minute.
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1 month
Girl I was seeing has totally ghosted me, no explanation for why, just reads my texts and doesn’t answer me. #feelsbad
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@MorganGodvin Where’d you get the H? Just had it? Had the source for it ? Todays society makes this stuff seem normal, when in reality you just sold heroin to an addict…shouldn’t glorify what you’ve done.
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9 months
I’m hanging out with Jews #tunnelvision
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3 months
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4 months
@GenoMccallAU I usually just hand out a bid and let the rush chair explain to them they aren’t getting a bid and have to go phi si.
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4 months
Just counted and I have like 80 porn bot followers…
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6 months
This chick is deadass in my room, on the phone with her Dad, while in my bed, logging into HER Apple TV… and shorty knows I ain’t packin that meat.
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4 months
@Achatwithmyself Facts, personally ranch when I need it but don’t have can ruin my meal.
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3 months
Because no one is using dragons breath in drive byes and in home robbery’s.
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How the fuck they got dragon breath round but its 60 years for a fucking switch
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3 months
@bradley_Izzard Not drinking any of those today are we, Brad.
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3 months
Open your eyes America
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10 months
Watching Lone Survivor. God bless ‘em all. #frogmen
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2 months
@JRoceatsbox I’m having a son or an abortion
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4 months
@theblackbooler I love this. Thank you.
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10 months
When my little cousin lets me hit his Fortnite cart before opening presents.
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2 months
Lane assist is liberal as fuck. But I need you tonight badly.
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3 months
So far I’ve gone the whole work week without doing cocaine, thanks for the support and encouragement. Will return to my bagtivities tonight, thanks.
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3 months
This is what it felt like when I had a beer at lunch today.
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お寺のジェイ君
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7 months
Buffalo wild wings commercial is so funny, big buffalo fuckin up the place pretty funny.
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2 months
Amber is the color of your energy
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2 months
@Cutitoutbeavis I would send a picture back of my trusty AR15 that might have symbol on it this guy won’t like.
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6 months
Update: Girl that I’ve been talking to had to stay up all night cause she thought I was “OD’ing”. She now hates me.
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2 months
So jealous my dog can lay down on the cold floor, probably feels so good on his wiener.
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5 months
Mom just sent me this while she’s at the Colonial… #BME (best Mom ever)
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11 months
@jerryxandusky2 Baggie was burning a hole in my wallet…this post was encouraging.
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7 months
Me explaining to my Dad why I need more money next month (I lost 2 grand on the first weekend of march madness)
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7 months
I made sure to take a moment of silence and salute 🫡
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3 months
Nothing worse than going to the course and getting a tee time behind 2 guys (weekend warriors who never play golf) and their girlfriends…fuck you guys I wish I was home so I could play at my CC.
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10 months
Old ass neighbors just saw me get in my truck (drivers side obviously) with an open beer in my hand.
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8 months
@RLHoitzII Tombstones the best movie ever made, visited docs grave a while ago.
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5 months
@FartGarcia_ Will do, we are on good terms with them. They can search through the trash as long as they put everything back after, true cohabitation.
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10 months
Woke up this morning and my elf on the shelf was tapping into a beer.
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