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@ebitdaddy90 Well then they all bad as fuck

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@OPtighthole Come on man, just google “meadow soprano”

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Yeah I think I’m gonna wear my belt with LSU, Alabama, Auburn, Ole Miss, Mississippi State, Texas A&M, Vanderbilt, Arkansas, Georgia, Florida, Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina, and Missouri on it. I’m only a fan of one of the teams. It makes sense and is totally normal.

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Hey man, just thought I should let you know that you’re wearing Hey Dudes. Not sure if you meant to purchase them or wear them, but just letting you know they’re on your feet right now and it’s making us all look bad.

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@HLRacketeer Turtle was a fucking G

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@KingOfCush1 Meadow is ascended well above goomah status, you know that

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@w1thcomputers I fucking hate that team with a passion and thought the same shit

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5 months

Fuck

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@MurphyJLloyd Damn she’s a forward broad

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@len0killer She feared him saying stuff like "bruh, sometimes life be on bullshit and i just wanna float away"

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@sketchy_cactus

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@ForePlayPod If I designed a course I would let everyone play it except Democrats and Dan Rapaport

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@TylerIAm average LSU gymnast NIL deal

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2 months

@KevinGoocher1 No. You have 53 followers.

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13 days

Still thinking about this group of badasses. Two words: fucking jealous.

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Burner meet up at a local Mexican joint. Solid group of fellas.

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@kjones707 Marry fasho she a fuckin goddess

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I can see it now. Red neon lights inside, NC State, NASCAR and Falcons memorabilia taking up every square inch of the wall space. Live music on Thu/Fri/Sat until 1 A.M., then Panic blasts through the speakers. $2 dollar beers, $4 wells. Welcome to Vanimal’s. Best bar in NC.

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2 months

Damn…respect on keeping it updated man

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3 months

Foodacris occupations ranked: 1. Boat salesman 2. Mysterious right wing lobbying operative (org. Unknown) 3. Kayak salesman 4. Head tennis pro, Greenwood CC 5. Moderator, r/Future subreddit 6. Dairy Queen day shift 7. Cookout night shift Feel free to share your ranking!

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8 months

@Daniel_Rapaport This is almost Rovell-level bad tweeting

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3 months

@BrentonHend44 “Hey mom can you buy me the worst fucking pair of Rainbows known to man? Yeah just whichever look the most dogshit thanks”

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6 months

Tomorrow when I wake up, I will still be #SungjaeArmy . On Sunday when I wake up and see who is donned with the green jacket, I will still be #SungjaeArmy . 365 days from today, #SungjaeArmy . This is a lifestyle, not a performance.

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@thfc_coorslight If I saw you in public I’d kill myself in front of you to alter the trajectory of your life forever

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4 months

. @RiggsBarstool thinks he's hot shit and frankly many golf fans have had enough of it and @ForePlayPod in general. You and your band of Yankee clowns have visited Southern courses with a complete lack of decorum, disrespect for the game, and, worst of all, cannot take criticism.

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@spence_niems If you own that belt you’re a fucking dipshit

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3 months

Will never stop over posting music on my burner.

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3 months

I’ve seen a lot of names thrown around for Trump’s VP pick, but I think that a Trump/Foodacris ticket would actually do incredibly well. At first, “Who the fuck is Foodacris?” One month later, a ten mile line to get into the shed and listen to Future. Shame he’s not 35.

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@sketchy_cactus Found the socks with Birkenstocks wearer

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@lucy_rohden You’re so cool and quirky. Liberal Aggie I’m fucking disgusted.

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@Michellek4040 Come here baby give daddy a hug it’s okay baby

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@NICKWATTS__ This tweet has 4 likes. You graduated college and this tweet has 4 likes. That’s not ideal man. You might want to reevaluate some things. Not a ton but a good chunk of your conscience might need to undergo a change.

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@JKusiack @sketchy_cactus He just has no idea what he’s talking about.

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8 months

@KanesCabDriv3r One hit of this and you start seein Chuck Schumer

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3 months

Got you boy

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4 months

Joel Crenshaw, Jerry Ferkle, David Krappenshitz

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5 months

Yeah that’s it right there. Yeah keep going. Yep, back of the balls too. #thanks

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6 months

@Daniel_Rapaport Is this really a tweet you posted?

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11 days

If anyone needs a new phone background or something idk 🙈

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2 months

@bigshottalks I heard they weren’t doing great with the upkeep on the 18th green at Foodacris National due to unforeseen circumstances but this picture still threw me by surprise.

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Jewdacris

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3 months

Just found out my online friend Xans spent $100 on a Phish hoodie. Would’ve rather found out he’s triple vaxxed.

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Best $4.45 you can spend

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@NCAAFootball14 No toad venom? What the fuck is this church camp?

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@Lavagrlx “Ermmmmmm….now THAT’S Panic man!”

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Barron shuts off Dota 2 and closes his Alienware laptop. 5’3” Alt girl with 32DDs under Lou Reed t shirt knocks on his door. “Hey, we’re having a party down the hall if you want to come. You don’t have to drink.” Barron walks in and hears Fade Into You for the first time. Bliss.

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Fugayzi, fugazi. It’s a whazy, it’s a whoozie. It’s fairy dust. It doesn’t exist. It’s never landed, it’s no matter. It’s not on the elemental chart.

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4 months

Rhino has a problem with occasionally pissing money down the toilet.

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4 months

#thanks

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16 days

13 hours later I’m still in complete disbelief man

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@GamecockWill69

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Lunch in the office type of Friday

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@Daniel_Rapaport @OliLondonTV First tweet of yours I’ve ever enjoyed

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2 months

Curtis and I are going to write a 500 page epic novel. Foodacris isn’t allowed to write anything because his prose is just a bland less nuanced brick head version of Cormac McCarthy’s.

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I’ve had enough. I’m doxxing Dick Assington.

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5 months

BBQ items ranked in Rhino’s opinion. I would love to start a discussion on this. 1. Burnt ends 2. Jalapeño sausage 3. Brisket 4. Pulled pork 5. Smoked chicken 6. Ribs (sorry) Rhino is well-versed in BBQ, having had many in TX/OK/NC/MS/TN. Need to get to AL for some goods.

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@haileyylevine My kids will never go to public school. Not letting some festival skank teach them science. Just isn’t happening.

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Rhino was a bad boy this weekend. Rhino is sorry to God.

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@Daniel_Rapaport Worst post yet man congrats

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With the first overall pick in the NBA draft the Atlanta Hawks select Stickson Bennett

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Listening to music

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4 months

Captain Afters

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@schmeeberton @mostsillygoose Oh okay. And Krappenshitz is the asshole for making a Georgia Football driving joke. Got it.

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I’ll take what I can fucking get these days. #Grateful

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@mitchallman8008 She can hit my dog any day

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3 months

I’m pro DUIs/reckless driving/steroids/drug use on football teams personally. If you don’t have a Pat Tillman you have a Michael Irvin. Really only a few kinds of personalities on a lot of college teams.

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@stinkamann1 Correct. Please don’t hang around me. Have a nice day sir.

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4 months

Hearing Fooda explain burner twitter drama like he’s Mel Kiper analyzing a potential first round hybrid Edge/OLB in Spaces is what keeps me coming back

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@schmeeberton She actually also has 24 hours in a day. She just probably doesn’t spend 18 of them smoking weed on the couch. Hope this helps.

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@JDCLASSIC @Amanda_Balionis Could probably get someone hotter to do the interviews

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4 months

Widespread Panic

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3 months

@schmeeberton @SouthernandFat LB following oversized loads wherever they may go. Color me unsurprised.

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1 year

@TheGuru Guru, I can’t explain how much you’ve done for me and my children. I was on the verge of bankruptcy before finding your Twitter and now my kids have trust funds and are fully decked out in Vineyard Vines. They call their teachers “peasants” and it puts a smile on my face everyday

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@drunkyotes @LeftbutWright35 Pilsner police

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@OUkristi Should have been you in some sexy red lingerie. One of those sets you can kind of see through. Sorry idk.

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4 months

I should just say that I do not think they have ever released a bad song. I know I left some big ones off this list but this is my true Top 30. Would love to discuss below.

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@jorgeconstanza_ U thought that was the whole collection 😂😂😂 that’s what came back from the dry cleaners son

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@CPA_Doug69 Please return those to Mark Twang

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4 months

Trojans Locker Room is what the clubhouse would look like at a 9 hole muni named “Foodacris National”

Arrogant Nation✌🏻

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Summer Enrollee Braylon Conley will wear 22 this season ✌🏻 #FightOn ✌🏻

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Picking it back up for a bit

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2 months

Putting down the booze for a little while

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@johnjamison34 Pinned tweet checks out

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@nickysmokess Bags gonna hit tonight

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Woolie Rudy had his second or third “Welcome to the Burnerverse” moment and is being accosted by booze hound Buster Himen

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3 months

Lois deserved better than Peter. Peter was an honorable man but I doubt he satisfied Lois in bed.

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@TexBlonde05 Lot lizard

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5 months

Oklahoma drill in the parking lot tonight. Thee Doll House, Myrtle Beach SC. Any takers?

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@wobblymami They’re all disappointed

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8 months

@NoCapCapitalLLC Which one cleaned the most yayo off that coffee table

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@LouStagner This never happened. You don’t play with other people. You play with yourself. Yes that’s a double entendre. I’m saying you jerk off a lot and play golf by yourself.

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Connor Stalions married Chelsea from Rock House ❤️

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Insane house divided combo

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@prebid_lock What? Why man? Genuinely why? Why’d you post this? You’re gonna see that mysterious figure in the corner of your room tonight. The one that you’ve been worried about but have been too scared to tell anyone about. Yeah. And tonight might be the night he wants something more.

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Spelling could use work but we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it