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St. Funkerson

@thoughtburnerr

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Frat Hero, Mountain Mystic, Funkman, radical anarchist, late night liquor theologian, dawg caller, Gandalf figure, master of disguises, and likely autistic

Joined January 2021
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Whoever you are out there It’s gonna be ok
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Wild that they already gave her a job
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Been doing some self reflection to prepare for big year in the SEC
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29 days
Last day of work and I’m logging in a cold mountain thunderstorm Mount Joy at red rocks tonight and don’t give a fuck if it’s white girl music, I earned it Cheers.
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2 months
@t_haack True Detective season one is better than the entire top ten
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“I didn’t do anything too bad last night right?” “Nah, you were chill”
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If anyone was wondering what it looks like up top I did some research Cheers.
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Woke up at 5 to drive to work hung like an antebellum basketball American Panic was dope btw
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3 months
Doing some personal reflection Getting grounded
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I fucking love having a house No homo
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4 months
Watch out for me city boy
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4 months
First day at the site. Watch out
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2 months
Smokes with pop and moms a spread head Life is good
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2 months
Dude shit
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2 months
🚨 🚨 BREAKING 🚨 🚨 Kyle Crooks Twitter has been identified as @SouthernandFat The establishment is hiding his social media and have blocked his page
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Showing the funks in training a thing or two Lmk any life lessons for the young to pass on
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3 months
Widespread panic, tap in, the left hates this Y’all some lame ass NIGGAS
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2 months
First night around ladies in a few months Gonna impress them with my sick watch tan and cool mustache Lmk if u have any tips
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2 months
Just met a beautiful blonde Irish lassie by the name of Grace (not fucking joking) Planing to marry her -She doesn't seem very interested but her dad likes me, maybe we can make a deal Bringing out the Connor "Dooble Champ" impression soon Wish me luck, will send updates
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Happy National GF day
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Doing something gay on a Snapchat story isn’t less gay because the location is in a foreign country
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2 months
Who’s a good boy
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Good morning buddies
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This is my pilgrimage to Mecca
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2 months
Have a lil childlike wonder
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2 months
To all you boys abroad @ me with a bunch of American beers tomorrow and tell those bastards who runs the world (other than Jews) It’s fucking us Happy 4th
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3 months
I had a good day at work today
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Goats am I right?
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If hating gay people made you the rightful king of Gondor Me:
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2 months
Shot on iPhone in the dark I’m so fukcing drunk fn I love y’all fellas
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3 months
Studying abroad doesn’t make you less fat you worthless sluts
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2 months
Every time the love of my life (girl I thought about asking out in high school) posts on Instagram with what is clearly a gay best friend I naturally begin plotting to kill him
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28 days
Things I showed them -Getting kicked out of multiple Ubers -Speaking to Arabian Uber driver in (perfect) Spanish -Throwing up in said Uber -losing multiple articles of clothing -texting ex lady pals -WAKING UP HUNGOVER AND CLIMBING 2 14ers CAUSE THE FUNKS DONT STAY DOWN
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Showing the funks in training a thing or two Lmk any life lessons for the young to pass on
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3 months
Might’ve just doxxed myself but check this out
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# face reveal
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3 months
Storms a brewing Better go into the smoke hut
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22 days
fantasy punishment sit in the front of a lecture and scroll your horny as twitter feed slowly on max brightness
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4 months
Cheers
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2 months
I had the girl homie intel for me and tell me girls say Im very “blunt” I told her I had never received such a compliment on integrity
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“I’d rather be in the mountains thinking of God than in church thinking of mountains “ Thanks
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2 months
Like my grandpa always said “You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him cum”
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2 months
How is this guy so fucking gay
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don’t watch iron claw with your boys unless you’re prepared to cry infront of them aight
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On my Genesis shit…
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2 months
Whores go abroad and act like they like beers just so that they can take boomerangs of their pints
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When u pull up to the pregame and all her “funny” friends are there
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@City_boy_manny You were a trailblazer and you did it right Just down bad and disrespectful The new gen is pretty gay
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2 months
For all those who forgot, this is what America means Manifest Destiny motherfuker
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2 months
@DJDumpsack_ You are gay, the gods shall decide your fate
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I think I got lost
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Sneaky link texting “I need to go to bed” before the function Might as well kill myself
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4 months
Check out this slow Mo I took of this lil crackhead high off the juice
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2 months
The radical left (Mordor) hates this They want you locked inside your house and I won’t stand for it @RealAlexJones NEVER GIVE IN
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Things are getting a little silly out there so I did shot a few rounds at the range to stay sharp with the ole 45-70 Something bout lever action
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I love a good brunch like LeDouche likes dick
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@jimmyribz2 Gotta love a scrappy little guy, fuck yeah Jimmy
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3 months
Last night, I dreamt that I fell in love with a blonde and was happy Then she died Funk never tangles with blondes Is it a prophecy? A warning? I’m horny?
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@ChevyHM You have become the very thing you rave against
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The battle of Good vs Gay wages on Cheers friends
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5 months
I feel as dumb as Knox Cleveland looks
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4 months
My grandma refills the old aunt Jemima bottles with the new shit It just means more
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3 months
@JeremyWade043 Jeremy I think this is a funny joke, but everyone’s liking this because she’s got fantastic knockers
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2 months
Couple blue mountains
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2 months
Thanks.
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I fucking missed real rain
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2 months
Local Mexicans recognize me in the breakfast cafe and give me a cheer of victory seeing me wearing the same clothes as last night from the bar
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3 months
Cheers to all the patriots drinking on this most glorious day Show funk some patriotic shit
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2 months
Stump grinder is a top 10 piece of equipment. Comment some stump grinding songs if you have a playlist of your own
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2 months
Each man has his reckoning in life when he must untie his knots which he expected to be left for others to unravel
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5 months
HQ is making us go to some total bs convention this weekend We’re gonna booze on the company time
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28 days
#shotoniphone I love goats
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4 months
Raided Pops’ old house and look at the haul
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@Wade7828 Wade, i remember breakfast and no more from that day I forgot u took the video
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3 months
Panic
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5 months
Guys will see this and think “beeeeeeeer”
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10 days
A lot of fellas out here putting their hands at handshake angles in what is clearly a passerby “dap up” scenario
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2 months
Working for a lumber crew in the PNW Not bad but it rains all damn day And the ladies of Seattle haven’t ever used a razor except on their wrists
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Last night me and pops had a whiskey tasting (unspoken drink off) Right now it’s 4:38 am and we’re driving to bag double 14ers Momma is laughing at our racist comments Funks don’t play
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7 months
Step out your room and see this
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5 months
I like to set an alarm early then snooze it 30 times so I can spend a few hours in vivid dreams This morning I saw some prophetic shit
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3 months
@jugboij Poirier by submission Gulliotine
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Looking at strangers and pointing finger guns at my head so they know I’m hungover
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Off work for the summer, time for beers and buddies Got me feeling like
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When walking alone fart courageously and laugh pompously; such is the the joy of one's own company Funkalations 17
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2 months
It's cool that my Dad laughs at my racist/sexist/homophobic or retard jokes but that fact that my mom does too.... -I am truly blessed
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5 months
It’s Thursday and tonight could go two ways 1. “Yousa heard of Jar Jar Binks, but yousa never meet da Barred Bar Drinks” (In Jar Jar Voice) Or 2. Making citizens arrest on people (my friends) for underage drinking
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5 months
Popa Funk sent me this and made me remember some childlike wonder with the fellas (mushrooms) Wish I wasn’t stuck in the office all day..
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3 months
Idk who needs to hear this but you should be ashamed to be on vacation for the summer not working (Except for beautiful women who should never work) “Get a job lil nigga”
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30 days
Shut up bitch
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The only men who don’t like sluts are low iq, poor, midwestern blue collar men. Wealthy men crave a beautiful worldly slut with a large vocabulary who is a little schizophrenic. A fertile hip to waist ratio and you could get away with almost any past.
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2 months
Frat Beach A-10 could take out all those sand monkeys at once
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This is only Yemen.. Americans think they can win a war against the Middle East..
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I love grass
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3 months
Zach Bryan is a pioneer for dudes to try to sing like chicks It’s not how high his voice is, see Robert Plant or Tyler Childers It’s that he exaggerates how emotional every fucking line is like he’s shooting estrogen (One of my coworkers is singing outside rn, might kms)
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4 months
Spring hasn’t hit yet up here Will update..
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7 months
My Father drank many beers last night and then leaned into @SethMaldonado16 and said something I'll never forget "Pussies can't be heros" he then helped me steal several handles of woodford and may or may not have thrown ass at my mother to shakira
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2 months
Imagine having a couple and getting behind the reigns of this bad boy Maybe run away from some wolves or dark spirits Definitely throw tomatoes at the town witch (or immigrants) on a drive by
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Pointing at ppl with tongs is an ever growing part of my routine
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