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I come here to talk about things which I can't anywhere else. Lonely and Tired. #EndTheOccupation 🇵🇸 ✊

pakistan,lahore
Joined August 2010
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
A woman posted on LinkedIn sharing a Screenshot of a man who sent her unsolicited creepy message. Guess what, hundreds of men commented what she did is wrong and that it is not a sin/crime or that she should have left it on Allah or the man's life will be ruined 1/2
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
Me getting ready for work tomorrow
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
4 years
If any of you who saw the interviews of Ali Zafar to mubashir luqman and meesha shafi to shahzaib khanzada, and still don't believe meesha then you are part of the problem
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
5 years
Friendship ended with India now NZ is my best friend #CWC19 #ENGvIND
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
They wrote whole ass essays in her comments you know alll kind of mental gymnastics to defend the harrasser. Phir Men are trash pe aag lag jaati hai 2/2
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
Pakistani men when they read the word masculinity
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
5 years
Pakistani fans: - Trent bridge, no Asif Ali, we will score 350. which will be under par and WI will chase it Pakistan Cricket team:-
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
Imagine if NZ made it to the final and we not. Abhi bhi time hai maafi maang lo sab for the security trolling 😭
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
Tweet with demonstration
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
@IrfanPathan Sir humain hamari team ka aur hamara WCs Mai record pata hai, hamari expectations low hi rehti hain, TV tu Indian fans ne tore the after CT 17 final loss
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
4 years
OUR QUEEN @bluemagicboxes IS ON THE TV LIVE RIGHT NOW
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
@emrazz Did she really said, "But if the men in your life aren’t supporting you, get better men." How does it happen? Like Mom I going shopping I need a better father/brother
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
5 years
A random scene from movie nayak. Any resemblance to current country situation is purely co-incidental. #LetsAllPayTaxes #Shutterdown #strike
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
Malik targeting spinners...Asif targeting pacer. Yeh itni aqal se kese khail rahen Hain?
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
1 year
@khigirlinlhr Not ideal. Me unlearning the patriarchal conditioning has made his treatment towards my mother and sister or misogyny more and more unbearable for me
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
1 year
@sursaalo @thatsadshamyl Please don't share such graphic content without a trigger Warning
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
2 years
@sabahbanomalik Wait till you learn the meaning of "aurat" and it's origin and you would be wanting to burn the universe
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
2 years
@curlistani Is grooming the right word here? I think he went past it and was already sexually abusing the child
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
4 years
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@TheSun
The Sun
4 years
This is how hot the UK is right now 😮 #heatwave
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
2 years
Why I didn't saw I this on Twitter today?? I'm disappointed
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
Fiza Shiza Cc @abdulahadjawaid
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
4 years
It's a tragedy that we don't get more of @mahobili 's humor
@mahobili
no context nalka
4 years
BAJWA SAAAB FORGIVE US 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
4 years
No man you can't be that stupid miss kirmani. This is bughz-e-imran
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
4 years
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
@ThisThisnThz They are. They don't want to get exposed one day
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
4 years
@bluemagicboxes "Mardoun ka raat ko Ghar se bahir nikalna band kardo"
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
4 years
Just finished Anne with an e. 😭😭😭. Don't know what to do. I need more.
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
1 year
@sabizak That was worthy moment to say "Ali ap singer buhat ache ho par admi ap suar ho"
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
4 years
Faisal Qureshi ke 2 aage Faisal Qureshi Faisal Qureshi ke 2 peeche Faisal Qureshi Bolo kitne Faisal Qureshi???
@EngineerLarki
𝓜𝓮𝓱𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓜𝓲𝓻𝔃𝓪 ✨
4 years
A rare picture of Faisal Qureshi with Faisal Qureshi and Faisal Qureshi.
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
@daniel86cricket made the record for getting tagged most of no. of times in the comments of a tweet
@CricCrazyJohns
Johns.
3 years
Sri Lanka becomes the team to lose more matches in ODI history - 428.
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
@5odayja She knew beti peet rahi hai tu kuch ghalat kiya hi hoga
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
5 years
😭
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
@fariha1a Literally everything about Desi rishta/arrange marriage culture is toxic. No woman should go through this process.
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
2 years
@abluepebble @GlenBayat @sabahbanomalik Problem is not the word Genitalia. Aurah means pvt parts, something which needs to be covered. Patriarchal people- men mostly- believed as women's whole body needs to be covered so aurah is the right word for women. 1/2
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
4 years
Never leaving this place
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
4 years
Ccpo sahib farmaate hai din ka waqt sahi rehta hai aurat ka Ghar se nikalne ke liye. Kafi baari window dedi hai.... Waazeh nhi bataya exactly kitne baje se kitne baje tak nikla jaaye.
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
5 years
@karachikhatmal The only reason this world cup is going to be played in round robin format is so that all teams can play alongside imad wasim at least once.
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
4 years
FAWADIANS today #ENGvPAK
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
@nazuksuratehaal You don't need to worry until you get walikum assalam 😬
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
5 years
@karachikhatmal Every Lahori after Lahore finishes at the bottom every year
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
1 year
Please don't lie sabah
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@sabahbanomalik
Sabah Bano Malik
1 year
No man has looked hotter in this iconic look
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
2 years
But meri jaan why are you sub-tweeting yourself??
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@mjdawar
Mohsin Dawar
2 years
All those who surrender public mandate to non-democratic forces will inevitably face the wrath of the People.
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
Another icc tournament for the big 3. Fuck this shit yaar
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
2 years
@abluepebble @GlenBayat @sabahbanomalik Problem lies in this mindset of reducing a whole gender to something which needs to be covered. As if this is the only characteristic of women. 2/2
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
Fixed it
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@MomiApi
مش
3 years
There’s something deeply disturbing about Shia men in their late 20s early 30s pursuing and getting engaged to girls that are 18-20
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
6 years
@TheCricketGeek I didn't knew a day will come when someone will make Tendulkar's ODIs stats look ordinary.. unbelievable
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
2 years
@NidaKirmani Don't know what else people were expecting. IK came up with the most sellable narrative. Using religion + Grand conspiracy theory by Americans/yahoodi. Pakistanis always wants to believe that whole world and all the powers of world are making a grand plan against us.
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
2 years
@RizviRegee Whaaaaat the hell? I had no idea!I thought it was a romantic drama. That's so heartbreaking! Dastaan was always on my to watch list. Now I think it will remain on the list forever 😭
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
4 years
13 years old me after teasing siblings by putting ice cubes in the shirts from behind
@SikanderFayyaz
Sikander Fayyaz Bhadera
4 years
After Modi banned tiktok
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
6 years
@BajiPlease Meri sister k liye bhi aik rishta aya Tha...kunke unko lambi larki chahiye thi...Maine kaha ye Shaadi k liye rishta dhoond rhe hain ya fast bowler..
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
2 years
@fariha_ab1 The only thing that should occur to these kind of men is to not get married at all
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
@Mzr7_ @fay_alif "assalam alikum Maine subah office Jana hai. Maine ek choti si baat karni hai. Naseer Saab tussi tu kanjar ho hi poorey de poorey" line dropped
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
4 years
@ShehzadRoy Sir this #MeAt20 is not for you. This for normal people like us who actually gets aged
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
@Comrade_SSR : you all are misogynists Host : mutes her. "Ap humain gaaliyaan de rahin Hain. Please gaaliyaan mat dain" Unmutes her @Comrade_SSR : aap lanti aur ghatiya bhi Hain 😂😂😂
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
Yaar kyaa choti boundary hai bc...isse Bari boundary tu hamary Dada ke Ghar ke kachchay Mai hoti thi
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
5 years
@DennisCricket_ But how many matches Smith's scores won in this series?
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
I use to do this on childhood. Pura pura test match scorecard bana leta tha apka Bhai. Thought people would laugh if they found about it. Thank God I am not the only one
@SohaibChatri
Sohaib Chatri
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Pakistan 246/1 (20) Babar 103* Riz 64 Asif ali 70* (18)
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
2 years
@phenomenal_nisa And a grown ass man in 30s and 40s getting attracted to 16 year old girl is pedophilia
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
5 years
@UnitedsFreak @naheinyaar Also this 👇, why don't they lose temper on their boss
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
5 years
Misbah benches fawad for test match Fawadians: 👇
@ahmedwaqas992
Waqas Ahmed
5 years
Randy Quaid!!
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
2 years
@fariha1a Or even on establishment. I think he has just reached at that stage where majority of the boomers become religious after doing all the kind of activities in their youth. He has become conservative and actually believes what he says about ahmadis or sexual harassment victims
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
1 year
@ghauraghaura Man sometimes you really choose weird hills to die on. It's good to see that you are regretting it
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
@aliakberza @sohnianika Desi Men flex their lack of basic life skills. "Mujhe tu anda bhi fry karna nahi aata"
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
And this is US. Imagine the ratio in our country
@monaeltahawy
Mona Eltahawy
3 years
Out of every 1,000 sexual assaults, only 230 are reported to the police, nine cases get referred to prosecutors, and five will result in a prison sentence, according to RAINN, the largest anti-sexual violence organization in the U.S.
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
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@michaelscottfc @hashmi_shahid Pata nhi match dekhte bhi Hain ya scorecard se report likh dete Hain. I mean the audacity to say NZ have better bowling attack than pak
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
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@hasansaeed6
Hasan Saeed
4 years
Veteran journalist @ZarrarKhuhro is leading the resistance in Karachi. #CivilWarinPakistan
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
4 years
@wingsforus Hey it's you?
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
@commiedi You are a man
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
2 years
@OfficialDPRPP I think your job is to tell what action was taken against the culprits
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
1 year
Gill in Ahmedabad vs outside Ahmedabad
Shubhman Gill against other teams vs Pakistan
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
2 years
@MahatmaaGanji "Ameeroun ko lagta hai humain paisay kharach karne nahi aate" epic line
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
5 years
@fay_alif Desi siblings when you order something
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
Beautiful picture. Received via WhatsApp. Whosever made it, welldone
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
Agar team acha khel rahi ho tu Pakistani cricket journalists zaleel karwane ka thaika apne sar le laite hain
@bluemagicboxes
Aimun
3 years
YEH KAUN KHABEES THA
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
1 year
Twitter people! My sister's MS research is about "lived experience of single daughters with mothers having OCD" and she needs participants to interview. So if any of you can volunteer. Please RT
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
@imrabiabutt @proudJawad001 It is creepy on any platform when she doesn't know you.
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
@Rehan_ulhaq Aur 87 ke semi final Mai kisko haraya tha Australia ne?
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
5 years
Kane Williamson's important message before today's match
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
2 years
Ya Allah koi muajzaaa Kar dain please 😭😭😭😭
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
2 years
This 🧿 should 🧿 be🧿the 🧿 only🧿way🧿to 🧿tweet🧿 about🧿babar🧿or 🧿this 🧿match🧿 right now
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
2 years
Someone asked Mansoor Ali Khan in a space why bajwa didn't went to the ceremony, he said it's insignificant, I was also invited, I didn't go too 😂😂😂
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
1 year
@Hexatiouz Wait Desi men have loving relationship with their dads?? What is this concept??
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
4 years
Trigger warning for some of @bluemagicboxes new followers
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Aimun
4 years
Fuck.
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
4 years
I need Anne with an e 😭
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
Kambakhtoun ye undersea wiring ki conduiting kis material ki karte ho ke aaye Roz machliyaan taare chaba deti hain
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
2 years
Desi parents are rarely able to give love to their children because they haven't received much love themselves all their lives and from their parents. It's a frustrating cycle of unloved people which makes our society
@Syyeda14
Zainab
2 years
Tell me your controversial opinions
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
4 years
Can't believe Danish didn't get a go in a single match
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
@sabizak Oh ho!!! China tu sirf hamare Muslim genocide Kar Raha hai na... blasphemy thori Kar Raha hai..samjha karain na
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
3 years
Guys please pray this one thing works out for me. I want it to happen quite badly
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
6 years
@Le_Sabre54 @rahulkanwal I am curious to see the anchor's reaction. Why his reaction is missing in the video why? 😂
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2 years
I don't know why people quoting this with what happened over three days after BB got killed as if she doesn't know. She knows par inko koi farq nahi parta. Woke jiyaalas aese hi honey hain
@OhTripe
Natasha
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Do remember when BB was assassinated, her bereaved PPP responded to the pain with 'Pakistan Khappay'. What we see now is a full scale attempt to spill blood on the streets from a man who might just be losing his seat. Not his life, his seat. Democractic party Vs Fascist
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
2 years
General Bajwa visited LUMS yesterday. During the question answer session, he made an interesting comment: “thora jeya music nu de deyo Punjabi touch nach Punjaban nach Punjaban nach Punjaban nach.” Original tweet by @RotiKholDeyo
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@ahsensid
Ahsan 🇵🇸
1 year
Eid Mubarak everyone ❤️
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Ahsan 🇵🇸
4 years
Ammi have gone to a wedding to socha nikkay brothers ko Thora enjoy Karwa dun
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