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mzr7

@Mzr7_

3 years

I don’t know who made this, but you sir/ma’am have my respect

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2 years

My man is going through a rough time, but still says Salam

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Y’all still give Ali Moeen too much respect imo. Man gave space to a person who stabbed someone in broad daylight “23” times. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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With the dissolution of the assemblies and call for early elections. Surely one of the greatest leaders of the generation from the UK will be visiting Pakistan.

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2 years

Le Anonymous businessman:

Marriyum Aurangzeb

@Marriyum_A

2 years

Anonymous businessman launches ‘Emerging Pakistan’ campaign on London buses

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Y’all I can’t 😭😭😂😂😂 I lose it at the accurate siren noise 😭😂

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1 year

Le poor child: Sir mere paas naukri nahi hai khanay k paisay nahi hain. Uzair: Beta tumhara yeh masla nahi hai tumhara asal masla hate hai jis ki waja se tum polarized ho.

Uzair Younus عُزیر یُونس

@UzairYounus

1 year

The biggest challenge for 🇵🇰 isn’t its sinking economy, undereducated youth, or climate. It’s the poison of hate that has polarised the country. So long as this poison runs through society’s veins, meaningful dialogue and policy to deal with crises is simply not possible.

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mzr7

@Mzr7_

2 years

Oh oh let me try one. Giving 24 A-levels instead of the regular 3.

Ali Moeen Nawazish

@am_nawazish

2 years

The 2 biggest unproductive expenses made by any Pakistani household: lavish weddings and big houses.

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1 year

What Arsalan needed from the cypher for it to matter.

Arsalan Khan

@akkhan81

1 year

Is the language of cypher the language of a coup by an imperial power? That's a very, very soft coup.

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5 years

I'm just mesmerized by the fact that his beard, turban and waistcoat are of the same shade

Fahad Desmukh

@desmukh

5 years

Host on ARY Ramzan show asking a panel of muftis on whether it is allowed in Islam to curse the Pakistani cricket team when it loses a match

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@Mzr7_

2 years

My King once said

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@Mzr7_

5 years

Okay who did this? This is a top tier meme.

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@Mzr7_

3 years

Bringing back this classic on your timeline in a brand new format.

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@Mzr7_

2 years

What if we’ve misunderstood Dar and woh khud bhi maafi mang raha hai

Ishaq Dar

@MIshaqDar50

2 years

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1 year

Ruet-e-Hilal Committee:

The Iron Sheik

@the_ironsheik

1 year

FUCK THE DATA

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@Mzr7_

9 months

Oh I forgot to update this.. It’s been a year since I got her out. (Mashallah bolien sab)

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@Mzr7_

5 years

Yearly reminder. I need to move Ammi out of that country ASAP

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@Mzr7_

4 years

Sir data can be used for a lot of things. For example at what point during the order KFC guy decides not to deliver to your house.

omar r quraishi

@omar_quraishi

4 years

Is she for real? What a joke with the hapless people of this country - fighting coronavirus with a couple of laptops and takeaways

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@Mzr7_

1 year

Log web 3.0 ki baat kartay hai Pakistan web 786.0 pe pohanch chuka hai.

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@Mzr7_

4 years

Umm chief, I don't think this classifies as preservation

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@Mzr7_

2 years

No wonder Nawaz humaray dil ka PM hai.

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2 years

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5 years

😂😂😂😂

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1 year

Daughter waking up in the middle of the night like normal, but this time we were having sehri so I picked her up and brought her outside Her:

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@_youknowwho_07 The numbers

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5 years

My sister pulled the greatest con on her kids tbh. When they were really young they’d go we don’t want to go to school in the morning. She’d tell them okay Saturday Sunday ko off le lena. They’d nod in agreement and go off to school.

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@Mzr7_

5 years

You guys used to snitch in school didn’t you?

ANI

@ANI

5 years

Speech time allotted to every leader at the United Nations General Assembly is 15 minutes, PM Narendra Modi adhered to it. Pakistan Prime Minister Imran Khan exceeded the limit. #UNGA

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@Mzr7_

2 years

Le Cable wala:

Anas Mallick

@AnasMallick

2 years

Our TV cable operator ARY off-air and replaced it with Cartoon Network. #Pakistan

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@Mzr7_

3 years

WHO DID THIS??!

farrukh saleem

@SaleemFarrukh

3 years

What lesson can one extract from this?

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@Mzr7_

4 years

Lololol why is this so funny

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mzr7

@Mzr7_

1 year

Kia karien jahaz ban jaen yeh log?

Syed Talat Hussain

@TalatHussain12

1 year

Airports are nations take-off points. This is how we are taking off.

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Last few days on the site.

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4 years

Accurate portrayal of Twitter over the past few days

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1 year

Y’all I can’t with this site 😭

Labeed

@_labeed

1 year

Source: MS PAINT 😭😭

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@Mzr7_

3 years

Ravi Shashtri post match:

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1 year

Alright which one of you madlads is pulling this off on Eid?

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@Mzr7_

2 years

10 year old me when my mother scolded me for being lazy. Meine bohat kaam kiye ajh 1) I opened the front door. 2) Pani ki motor chalai 3) Fridge se pani la kar dia 4) Bahar bell hui puch k aya koun hai 5) Pani ki motor band ki

PMLN

@pmln_org

2 years

A leader who believes in action. Here is a 10-day summary of the activities of Khadim e Pakistan Muhammad Shehbaz Sharif.

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This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

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3 years

We happened to be at the usual place where Atif played snooker. My nephew who was 11/12 at the time knew he was famous, but couldn't recall who is he? So he went up asked him "Ap Aamir Khan boxer hain?" Atif said yes and posed in the boxing stance with him for a picture.

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@Bhuut_

3 years

Tell me the strangest interaction you've had with a celebrity (desi version)

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@Mzr7_

2 years

So you're telling me politicians who diverted flood water to save their crops/land to the general population were caught stealing aid meant for the people? I'm shocked .. shocked I tell you.

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1 year

Just for the culture.

Jibran T. Siddiqui

@jibransiddiqui

1 year

Quote this tweet with an ad you loved.

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@Mzr7_

2 years

Found the Akmal that didn’t give the shoes

Muhammad Noman

@nomanedits

2 years

Babar Azam isn't a match winner : says Kamran Akmal #BabarAzam #Pakistan

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@Mzr7_

5 years

Jokes apart you always close your speech with the main act the one you want the crowd to think over the most 🤷🏻‍♂️

Adnan Hussain

@AdnanhussainAD

5 years

PM IK talking points in #UNGA 1) Climate Change 2) Corruption 3) Islamophobia 4) Kashmir. #KashmirNeedsAttention is 4th at Priority list.

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@Mzr7_

4 years

Hum toh bhai middle class log hain:

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@Mzr7_

2 years

Sab logon ko samjhne mein itni mushkil kiun ho rahi hai. Would a badly drawn bar chart help?

Benazir Shah

@Benazir_Shah

2 years

“In a scorecard that my think-tank, developed, we gave a score of 20% to the PML-N government on tax reforms during its tenure from 2013 to 2018. The recent PTI government scored somewhat better at 40%.”

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@Mzr7_

1 year

Mein toh IK ka is age mein even with all them drugs k saath BP aur heart rate dekh k impressed houn.

Mohammad Taqi

@mazdaki

1 year

Alcohol is almost never detected on a urine drug screen. Alcohol metabolites could be found up to 3 days after consumption but aren’t a standard part of urine toxicology screen. In all likelihood, Pakistan’s health minister is lying & shared a cooked up report on Imran Khan

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@Mzr7_

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Fits the Ralph Lauren polo logo size and douchebag correlation meme perfectly

جاوید آفریدی

@JAfridi10

3 years

FUTURE IS EV #MG

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mzr7

@Mzr7_

2 years

Boss if it took you 3 terms of Dar to learn about him toh I mean ….. kuch nahi bas Allah hi hafiz hai.

Faizan Khan

@Faizankhaan91

2 years

I apologize to the poor people of Pakistan for this tweet. You always learn from your experience, No doubts on Dar sahbs abilities, it's just that SS government replacing Miftah at the wrong time was unnecessary . Miftah deserves an apology too. May Allah have mercy on us !

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Situation on Twitter for the past month.

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Balding with a ponytail and supports PPP. Guess man has problems letting go of things jinka time pura chuka hai.

Syed Raza Shah, MD (aka Crypto Doctor)

@SyedRazaShah123

1 year

#ImranKhanArrested and should now answer his allegations in the court! Karma at its very best. @Farazullahkhan9 @FahdJunejo @vajeesh @munisbaloch @PPPUSA_Org @khalidawan314

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mzr7

@Mzr7_

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Boss ap pdf ki orientation hi change karna seekh lien phir agay baat karna

Nadeem Haque

@nadeemhaque

7 months

@asadmanzoor93 Next generation wants no change. Change is hard work not following charisma. They don’t understand change

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@Mzr7_

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Lol... 20 mins

The Sun

@TheSun

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This is how hot the UK is right now 😮 #heatwave

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@Mzr7_

1 year

Any tweet above the normal character limit.

Miftah Ismail

@MiftahIsmail

1 year

Many thoughtful people have commented on my proposal, including some calling it a “neo-liberal” proposal etc. I am not particularly interested in ideology, I am more interested in what works. We know that our education system is failing our kids. As I said the average child fails

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@Mzr7_

2 years

Dekhien regardless of your political preferences I have one thing to say that is applicable to all of you.

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@Mzr7_

1 year

Everything that I have learned about Gul Bukhari has been against my free will

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@Mzr7_

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This is the greatest day in Media history since Steve Waugh 12 pieces of wood and Shahid Afridi.

Dawar B.

@dawarhbutt

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It finally happened…

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@Mzr7_

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Pardon my French, but what the fuck?!!

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@Mzr7_

2 years

Me and the boys on our way to make the govt

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@Mzr7_

2 years

Wait... so this guys plan to get Shayan to back down is to make us feel *checks notes* sorry for rich people being inconvenienced... *checks notes again for description of people* Rich white folks who live in London? Perfect plan.. lagay raho shahzaday.

Rashid Nasrullah

@RashidNasrulah

2 years

شایان، PTI اور انکے حواریوں کیلئے کس قدر شرم کا مقام ہے کہ وه ایک مہذب معاشرے کو اپنے گند اور اپنے تعفن سے زہر آلود کر رہے ہیں۔

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@Mzr7_

1 year

Todays weather forecast: A lot of well done chairman to be found

The Express Tribune

@etribune

1 year

PPP also serves show-cause notice on Patel Visit: #etribune #PPP

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@Mzr7_

1 year

For the love of god man ….

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@Mzr7_

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Baat toh sahi hai it’s not like Malala was getting MRI machine from Siemens for a charity medical organization/project cause that is where Mehrub draws the line.

Mehrub Awan

@mehrubawan

4 months

Every single word of this. #Malala

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@Mzr7_

1 year

I haven't seen the video, but damn y'all weren't this upset when a person who made a child abuse/r*pe joke was hosting/organising LLF... Mahira must have really crossed the line here.

Zebunnisa Burki

@zburki

1 year

Disgusting. Both these people. Mediocrity dressed up as intellect on one end. Beauty dressed up as talent on the other. Man exposes self as misogynist (unsurprising). Woman exposed self as opportunist wokey (unsurprising again).

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@Mzr7_

2 years

Je dekhien bilkul bohat sharafat se aghwa kia gaya.

Hasan Zaidi

@hyzaidi

2 years

No beating up. No men mishandling her. And she’s the one calling them bastards. As usual PTI lies.

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@Mzr7_

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Aight internet we aren’t making fun of her ever again.

rupi kaur

@rupikaur_

10 months

I received an invite from the Biden administration for a Diwali event being held by the VP on nov 8. I decline any invitation from an institution that supports the collective punishment of a trapped civilian population—50% of whom are children.

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Y’all are expecting too much from people who in the presence of a postmortem report showing torture kept on saying accident tha

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@Mzr7_

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Tweets that preceded fortunate events

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@RizWanKenobi_

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Terrible from Asif. Every run is precious. Needlessly wasted single.

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@Mzr7_

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I found the picture.

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4 years

Pakistani Military Establishment:

Mubashir Zaidi

@Xadeejournalist

4 years

#BREAKING ....Pakistan's opposition parties call upon military establishment to stop interfering in politics and election process #APC2020 #APCbyPPP

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@Mzr7_

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I can’t tell you guys how much I love this clip.

Ishaan Nandkishore Awasthi

@chittakukkarr

1 year

new math teacher just dropped

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@Mzr7_

1 year

Back to being an “impartial” journalist/analyst like nothing happened again I guess.

Najam Sethi

@najamsethi

1 year

Salaam everyone! I don’t want to be a bone of contention between Asif Zardari and Shehbaz Sharif. Such instability and uncertainty is not good for PCB. Under the circumstances I am not a candidate for Chairmanship of PCB. Good luck to all stakeholders.

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@Mzr7_

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1999 mein itne zyada log jeans pehnte they? Yeh bari polo logo wali obnoxious shirts hoti thien? Itni achi quality mein videos banti thien? Why is it not 4:3 ratio? (1999 mein wohi available tha mostly)

Abbas Nasir

@abbasnasir59

1 year

Cute. Using footage from the 1999 coup.

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@Mzr7_

2 years

Pity we have to rely on videos and pictures for analysis. If only there were some other thing. Like I dunno some sort of election or something recently?

Uzair Younus عُزیر یُونس

@UzairYounus

2 years

If jalsa sizes were a good predictor of electoral success, TLP would emerge as #1 in Punjab followed by PTI. This ofc is based on videos and pics of the competing jalsas today, assuming free and fair elections.

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@Mzr7_

1 year

Thread. Also Atif Alvi/PTI owe Hassan a presidential pardon. (Yes, I said owe. There shouldn’t be any other opinion on this)

Saad Duraiz

@fightingpatrol

1 year

In better times if a retired general's son had written a letter to the COAS protesting his extension in service, the letter would have been ignored and thrown in garbage. Under the Bajwa doctrine, that boy was picked up, tried under Army Act via a court martial and handed a

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This is not a bug. It’s a feature

Ariba Shahid

@AribaShahid

1 year

Why is media not reporting on the protests in various parts of the country?

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@Mzr7_

6 years

I don't get it, its not the end of the world revisiting CPEC deals. Aise rola kuch logon ne dala hua hai jaise the conversation between PK and China went like. PK " bolo pencil' China "Pencil" PK " CPEC CANCEL!!!!"

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@Mzr7_

5 years

Bajwa to Khosa

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3 years

@arhuml92 Print this on a T-shirt and wear it?

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@Mzr7_

1 year

The fact that she wrote this unironically.

Aseefa B Zardari

@AseefaBZ

1 year

@YusraSAskari Heartbreaking 💔 May she rest in peace. She fought for so long to be with us and had unwavering support from doctors, volunteers, and individuals like yourself. May Allah bless all those who worked tirelessly and around the clock for her.

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@Mzr7_

4 years

Ma'am theek hogaya, but apna order bataien apke piche bhi log line mein hain

Maryam Nawaz Sharif

@MaryamNSharif

4 years

MNS is fighting the case of people of Pak. It is clear that he will take it to the end. He won’t spare anyone who is part of the nexus nor will he mince his words. This is the need of the hour. Those not realising that political landscape is changing will learn the hard way.

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Wadday Mian Sahib says hi.

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@Mzr7_

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I'll be straight with you guys I'm just here for the memes whatever the court announces

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@Mzr7_

1 year

We’ve all played enough GTA to know glass bottles or bust. Who says video games aren’t educational.

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Abdul Aziz - Noman

@nomanaziz83

1 year

Caretaker Prime Minister Anwaarul Haq Kakar, while chairing a meeting of the apex committee here on Monday, expressed the hope that economic conditions of the country would improve with investment from the Islamic and friendly countries.

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@Mzr7_

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Abay yaar Hong Kong ka previous lowest score 69 tha woh hum ne kharab kar dia

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Yousuf Nazar

@YousufNazar

2 years

It would not be an exaggeration to say that @Shehzad89 is becoming to podcasts in Pakistan what Zia Moyheddin was to the TV stage shows; a trailblazer with a unique style with a knack for asking provocative questions in a most polite manner.

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@Mzr7_

2 years

1) Hating and being aggressive towards the youth will not do you any good in the end most of them will outlive you thats how the world works fight it as much as you can you can't win from that. 2) Handle mein 2020 dalne se banda progressive nahi banjata.

Najam Ali

@NajamAli2020

2 years

Pakistan’s Renaissance 1. Acrimonious politics of 90s 2. Consolidation of state capture by arbiters and guardians. 3. ‘Awakening’ of labour in 70s (failed) to ‘awakening’ of youth: rowdy, intolerant, no sense of purpose. 4. Poverty of leadership Welcome to Naya Pakistan

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@Mzr7_

4 years

They hired Farrukh Saleem ?

Cyberpunk 2077

@CyberpunkGame

4 years

For more details about the progress being made on Cyberpunk 2077’s further development, including information about updates and improvements, free DLCs, and more, please visit

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@Mzr7_

2 years

Apart from the obvious, I wonder what else could have caused this trust deficit.

Ali khizar

@AliKhizar

2 years

Sources indicate that IMF always thought that Shaukat Tarin may have had his flaws but did not lie. There is a lack of confidence in what numbers are provided by the present finance team.

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