My daughter actually found the 0.3 second clip of me aged 25 in the video for Smooth Operator by Sade and managed to photograph it - Iโm cracking up ๐
#80smusic
#fame
Sometimes life gets hard - Iโve just called
@samaritans
as I needed to talk about something, Rob, in the Birmingham office, has listened to my waffle for over an hour and I feel like a weight has been lifted. Thank you so much Rob and, if anyone else is feeling down, call themโค๏ธ
So it would appear that the tweet by Jeremy Vineโs team asking if it is time to crack down on jobless benefits, which quite rightly was berated by a lot of people, has been deleted. Good job thereโs a screenshot, you can run but you canโt hide!
#DisabilityTwitter
Countdown - final 12 hours before I go in for my spine surgery. To say Iโm starting to feel nervous is an understatement. Please think of me
#SundayThoughts
#Neurosurgery
Just when you think โsurely they canโt stoop any lowerโ โฆ. whoever came up with this belter of a slogan probably needs to give up their day job ๐ฌ๐ฌ
#ToriesOut534
I have balloons, my birthday be
Another year has flown you see
This will be my best one ever
Iโll break out and set me free!
#HappyBirthday
to me, 64 years around the sun ๐ฌ
Weirdest telephone call basicallyโฆ
Lady on phone:
โHello, your loft insulation is due for inspection as the government have decided the older stuff is illegalโ
Me:
โThanks for your concern but I live in a barn conversion and donโt actually have a loftโ
The end ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
#scam
As purple was our mumโs fave colour weโre all wearing something purple to her funeral. Iโve just purchased these - bit OTT but mum was well aware of my predilection to act my shoe size not my age - plus theyโre brand new & cost more than half of others on
@eBay_UK
๐
#moschino
Morning all, sad news, my sister in law passed away last night, now at peace bless her heart. Bear with and normal service will resume, love to allโค๏ธ๐ค
#rip
Riddle me this โฆ who visits a building site wearing a ยฃ500 pair of suede Prada shoes? Clue itโs an anagram of Hi Risk Anus (otherwise spelled twat ๐)
#ToryLeadershipContest
Iโm more angry than I though possible after listening to these entitled women chuntering on about disabled people and how we need to to get back to work, most days I can barely move from my chair to the loo - what job do you suggest I try
@JeremyVineOn5
First there was the inflammatory tweet from
@JeremyVineOn5
, then came the discussion with
@IsabelOakeshott
and two other panelists who did nothing to counter the narrative that disabled people are a burden on the state.
๐Should we boycott Jeremy Vine's show?
Well the dwp โassessorโ is a lying knobspanglerโฆbring it on!! Apparently Iโve made a miraculous recovery in caring for myself, perhaps theyโd like to tell my long suffering other half thatโฆ.he who literally does everything for me including dressing, bathing & cooking ๐
So I went to the vet today - for the dogs, not me I hasten to add ๐ฌ๐ I actually managed to put some makeup on, hair got a bit windswept and ended up not being able to move but itโs progress.
Have a great
#FollowBackFriday
one and all.
Happy to follow anyone who likes a laugh and a smattering of kindness โฆ oh and loathes the
#Tories
- bunch of self serving knobspanglers ๐ฌ
PIP assessment arrived, lies & more lies - eg assessor noted I canโt prepare a meal at all as I canโt hold a knife to chop veg (regardless that I canโt get anything out of the microwave or the oven) & has ticked โneeds an aid or applianceโ thatโs my husband then, Iโm in tears ๐คฌ
Got me face on, had the MRI, the staff at
@MTWnhs
Pembury were an absolute delight & made my day when they said they were arguing with each other as the scan was being done as thought Iโd made a mistake on the form when I put my age down as 63 ๐
#Wednesdayvibe
My current view, ignore the fat cankles ๐ฌ๐คฃ currently at Pembury hospital after the ambulance have taken me in following my back going last night.
Getting 1000 followers is a big ask as Iโm no one special but Iโd love to hit 20k. If you like a laugh at the stupidity of life, hate the Tories, care about our NHS & people then Iโll happily follow you back. Not into nudey shite or โhello dearโ DMโs ๐
#FollowBackFriday
So we lurch from one crisis to the next, my poor old boy Ollie has just haemorrhaged from his nose all over the kitchen. Vet booked, please send good vibes ๐ข
#CatsOfTwitter
#catsofX
Faking stories to illustrate his kindness is the lowest, if you lie you will nearly always get caught out.
I feel sorry for all who have been affected by the revelation that Anderson isnโt quite the hero many of us initially thought he was
#Depher
Today I went for lunch with my sisters and we started arrangements for our darling mum. We reminisced and laughed, I feel blessed to have such a close family - and I wore my early Xmas prezzie furry poncho ๐
#FamilyFirst
I donโt know about you but Iโm of the opinion that, if youโve done nothing wrong, why would you resign before everyone reads the report? Good riddance
#JohnsontheLiar
#GTTO
Boris Johnson: I've been forced out over Partygate report
I managed to get my face on so I donโt look quite so haggard, although I suspect Iโll end up resembling Cousin It the moment I step foot outside. Iโm also wearing my new yellow satin skirt & black jumper so I look like a mahoosive wasp ๐คฃ๐คฃ
#tuesdayvibe
Back from my ultrasound & all is well, TY to all that sent good vibes โค๏ธ A few days of worry but so relieved I got it checked - even my sunglasses made an appearance along with mahoosive new top, harem trousers, chunky boots & my pink Aspinal trunk bag
#thursdayvibes
So before anyone thinks โhmm, Iโve got a great idea, Iโll send a photo of my trouser furniture to random women on the internetโ be warned!
#cybercrime
Nicholas Hawkes, 39, becomes first in England to be jailed for cyber flashing | UK News | Sky News
This is John who presumably thinks itโs perfectly ok to be rude about someone because they hold a different opinion. Most of what he asserts in his nasty tweet is lies, I most certainly do not, would not and never have disrespected anyone who voted leave.
Is this the same Nadine Dorries who tweeted in April 2018..
โThe Lords have just messed up once too often. I for one will be lobbying for a bill to massively reduce the Lords in sizeโฆ..โ oh the irony ๐
#MadNads
Crikey moley, just reached the heady heights of 22k followers- might yet lose a few but thank you all so much for following my mad ramblings โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
#ThankYou
Happy
#HumpDay
all ๐คโค๏ธI managed to get out of the house with my face on to have a blood test - hurrah!! And Iโve finally found a foundation that matches my skin colour - result!!
Blurry me in black velvet today, ready in case I need to go and be with mum at the hospital. Hopefully they can just change her meds and sheโll be out ๐ค
Iโve managed to get my face on, him indoors has washed my hair and Iโve farted about with the image to remove my ghastly wrinkles ๐คฃ๐คฃ
#VanityWillBeTheDeathOfMe
off to the vet with LouLou cat ๐โโฌ
QT with your age
Iโm my shoe size, 5 but my passport says Iโm 63, itโs lying and Iโm sporting my โdragged through a hedge backwardsโ look ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Mornings lovelies, my early morning alarm clock from Nassau has awakened me from my slumbers at silly oโclock but, looking on the bright side, at least it makes the day longer ๐
Happy
#humpday
one and all, sunshine again today โค๏ธโค๏ธ
As a disabled person who is cared for by my pensioner husband 24/7 this couldnโt be more important to me & many others. Please share โค๏ธ
#disability
Allow pensioners to claim Carer's Allowance!
A message to all you wonderful people out there who Iโm lucky to call friends albeit online. I love you all ๐๐๐
#friendship
#KindnessMatters
Happy Saturday gang, hope today is kind to you - bit windswept and itโs raining out. Been over to mums today, my lovely sisters have done a sterling job in the garden this morning and Iโve brought back a few mementoes โค๏ธ
#SaturdayVibes
@BarbaraDixon__
@voncakeyswafers
Exactly Barb, two blankies coming your way early next week, hereโs a sneak peak, one is in โLittle Pigletโ colour like the squares, the other is โSunshine Yellowโ in cotton ๐ฉท๐ฉท
Morning all, hope today is kind to you, I have newsโฆ.at the risk of tempting fate, I think the new meds are working for my restless legs & generalised pain, I actually slept for 5 hours straight. Canโt fecking move now but hey ho ๐ Happy
#ThrowbackThursday
me & my dad c.1962
Anyone else getting loads of scuzzy bots posting โnudes in bioโ on virtually every comment you make in this place?
Bloody fix it people at the top, my posts are constantly being highjacked by scummy biatches offering their wares - I have no desire to see someoneโs vag ๐ฌ๐คฃ
Marvellous news, sadly I have no idea who he is and have never ever watched one episode ๐ฌ๐คฃ
#CelebrityBigBrother
David Potts crowned winner of ITV show
Surrounded with bits of paper and lots of chocolate and my beautiful daughter and lovely husband have bought me this amazing bag for my birthday today. Being 62 isnโt as bad as all that after all ๐
#birthday
#birthdaygirl
Morning all - Iโm in the โfuck itโ squad ๐คฃhave a great day whatever youโre up to, I wonโt post my plans as โฆ
a) itโs the same as every other day
b) itโs boring ๐ฌ๐
#WednesdayMotivation
So yesterday I met with one of my lovely sisters at the registry office, I wore the hat mum bought me for my birthday last year as it was freezing - ignore the stray hair on the brim ๐ Just before signing the certificate, a picture literally fell off the wall ๐ฑ๐
How beautiful does our late mumโs pride and joy, her garden, look in the early Spring sunshine with the beautiful old magnolia in full bloom
#Spring2024
#GardeningX
#GardeningTwitter
Dear
@GBNEWS
are you really sure that you want to give the foul-mouthed Doyle airtime? Thereโs being all gung-ho for โfree speechโ then thereโs this - this isnโt free speech itโs just plain crude & disrespectful. Iโm no angel, Iโve used the vernacular, but then Iโm not on tv ๐
To you all, wherever you are, Happy Valentines Day, I love you all, youโve given support, offered advice and made me laugh out loud, thank you โค๏ธ
#ValentinesDay
Happy Wednesday all โค๏ธToday is a good day, my official dwp letter came just now, following a Mandatory Reconsideration Iโve been awarded enhanced living & mobility for ten years and itโs my 26th wedding anniversary - him indoors would have got less for murder ๐ฌ๐
#Wednesdayvibe
@SalfordMe2023
What an absolute vile person, I hope she gets what she so rightly deserves and all kudos to the driver for maintaining dignity throughout her disgusting tirade ๐ก
A strange week indeedโฆ
Fvcks given - too many to count
Blocks - ditto
Reports - ditto
But Iโve made some great new connections to add to the lovely people that already follow. Thankfully the nasty ones are a minority.
Have a great
#FollowBackFriday
all โค๏ธ
After my terribly successful (read shite)
#FollowBackFriday
interaction circle that contained precisely 8 people plus me & that I didnโt even post, it just randomly appeared, Iโm just going to try & eat my supper without bursting into hysterics every time I think about it ๐คฃ
Omg, Iโve reached 20k followers, I know itโs not about numbers but thank you all so much ๐คYouโve made this old bagโs somewhat shite week a whole lot better. Looking forward to chatting, even if most of my posts are completely bonkers, just off to kill this bastard fly ๐ชฐ๐ฃ๐จ
Thought Iโd left my sunglasses at mums after searching all over for themโฆjust walked past the mirror and realised theyโre on top of my bloody head
#help
๐คฃ๐คฃ
Morning peeps, just had the best chat with my daughter in Florida. Had a couple of down days hence the no show from me but am cheered up no end & Iโm back, will follow back all those kind enough to give me a follow โค๏ธHereโs the view from her โofficeโ
#sundayvibes
Apols for recent absences lovely friends that inhabit my phone, pain through the roof, vertigo has reared its head with a vengeance and mum is still in hospital, itโs all got a bit much. Iโll be back on form soon, love and big hugs to you all โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
To all my friends who, contrary to what a few people think, are friends. Real friendship can be forged here, many of you are testament to that.
Sending you my love, youโre all amazing โค๏ธโค๏ธ
#tuesdayvibe
Anyone else been in a job for 44 days, resign said job because youโd made a right fist of it & been rewarded with a ยฃ115,000 a year pension for life - anyone?
#torychaos
You know itโs going to be a cracking day when you find yourself talking to a folded up black cardigan thinking itโs the cat - I donโt even have a black cat any more ๐ฌ๐๐๐ Happy Monday all
#MondayMotivaton