Carrie🌻 @FirstLadyNot Twitter profile

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Carrie🌻

@FirstLadyNot

1 year

When the doctor tells you to watch your drinking

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Carrie🌻

@FirstLadyNot

1 month

Odious little cunt. One of the architects of the 2008 crash, allows energy companies to rip us all off, ridiculous contracts to Tory stooges, party full of sex offenders and rides around in a fucking helicopter #ITVDebate

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Carrie🌻

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6 months

Pathetic, clueless, war-mongering, weaselly little bastard #NotInMyName

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2 months

Are you fucking mental?

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2 months

is it time for @SuellaBraverman to become PM? I know she speaks for me. I have met her several times and she is honest, genuine, courageous and inspirational. How different from the current occupant of Number 10. RE-POST if you think @SuellaBraverman should be PM NOW.

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Carrie🌻

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4 months

When you get dressed up in your Christmas JD Sports gear, douse yourself in Lynx Africa and think you’re the Peaky Blinders 🤣

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Carrie🌻

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3 months

If this plebeian, simian, repulsive cretin is the best you’ve got for a deputy, then you’re in serious fucking trouble, tiny toots Gullis????

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Carrie🌻

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4 months

Oh give me fucking strength 🙄

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Carrie🌻

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3 months

Had an accident at work that wasn’t your fault? Woken up off your tits in a flat to bad people demanding £5K from you? If so, you might be entitled to compensation. Call the Mark Menzies hotline to find out. Phone no. available from William Wragg.

Tory MP loses whip after claims he used party funds to pay ‘bad people’

Mark Menzies allegedly asked aide for £6,500 to ‘escape captors’ and spent £14,000 of campaign funds on medical costs

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Carrie🌻

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3 months

#TrumpIsNotFitToBePresident Love this 🤣

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5 months

Taylor Swift pens new album after discovering washed up GB News puppet Eamonn Holmes “wouldn’t date her” It’s called “Thank Fuck For That”

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Carrie🌻

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2 months

A flight with Ryanair would probably be more of a deterrent than Rwanda

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Carrie🌻

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8 months

Surprised he’s able to stand near a cross without catching fire 🧛‍♀️

Ian Ibbotson 🌹

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8 months

Another day, another Tory photo shoot. What a fucking ghoul…

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Carrie🌻

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3 months

Rubbing out a crafty one under a desk should certainly be

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Carrie🌻

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5 months

Snooty prick

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Carrie🌻

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10 days

Taylor Swift will be sooooo disappointed considering her type has traditionally been balding, chinless, steroid-marinated 37 year olds who are on trial for rape and trafficking, and have been famously betrayed by a pizza box

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Carrie🌻

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2 months

Off you trot then, you Turkey-toothed tiny turd 👋

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Carrie🌻

@FirstLadyNot

5 months

The peg’s still in there, isn’t it?

Paddy Briggs 🇪🇺 🇵🇸

@PaddyBriggs

5 months

My great niece Ashleigh is in Krakow at the moment and posted this hilarious photo from the wax museum !

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Carrie🌻

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7 months

Lying cunt.

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Carrie🌻

@FirstLadyNot

2 years

Fuck It #AddAWordRuinAHorrorMovie

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Carrie🌻

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2 months

How would you even know?

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Carrie🌻

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2 months

Imagine admitting publicly you get paid to be a cunt 🤣

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Carrie🌻

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6 months

Richard studying conversion charts from cl to pints to get a feel for how easy a pint of wine will be to conceal up that M&S jumper

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Carrie🌻

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2 years

Tea Sock 🙄

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Carrie🌻

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2 months

Reminds me of Susan Hall’s recent mayoral campaign 🤣

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Carrie🌻

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2 months

Found my first grey pube today. So I won’t be ordering from that Chinese again. 🥢

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Carrie🌻

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13 days

Following an afternoon on the nose candy and Pimms, all hell breaks loose at Royal Ascot as Fabian taunts Augustus on nabbing the last of the Paul Smith half-price cream chinos

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Carrie🌻

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4 months

So the panic’s starting to set in. I hear ya, son. I hate packing too.

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4 months

WATCH: Protecting our democracy.

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Carrie🌻

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4 months

“Every walk of life” 🤣🤣🤣 More like the gammon version of Cocoon

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Carrie🌻

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6 months

😜

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Carrie🌻

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3 months

Heading to London today. Congrats, @SadiqKhan

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Carrie🌻

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2 years

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Carrie🌻

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3 years

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Carrie🌻

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10 months

@LozzaFox Hello, Mr Fox. I am head of The Bond Selection Committee. When we need a Bond with a forehead the size of a small island, a desperate need for attention and the inability to grow a proper beard, we’ll give you a shout 👍

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Carrie🌻

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3 months

Now this is how you wake a gal up in the morning 💪

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Carrie🌻

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2 months

Fucking state of this prick 🤢 Should be locked up for those moves, never mind the criminality

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Carrie🌻

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2 years

@AmandaFBelfast What’s in the coffin - the Rangers team from last night?

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Carrie🌻

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2 months

Is this the best way to spend a Friday afternoon? Probably Cheers, fuckers 🍻🥃😜

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Carrie🌻

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3 months

Unbothered, chilled, happy. In my lane, no fucks given.

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Carrie🌻

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2 months

Hey @Jacob_Rees_Mogg look at that - he is risen. Alleluia 🙌🙏

head hairsalon Dalkey

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2 months

Just when you thought you’d heard it all

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Carrie🌻

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6 months

Ms Vorderman wears Lycra to the gym and has political opinions “She can’t be both” But your leader was good to go “running the actual country” and also getting his smelly little slug sucked on work premises on work time? #SexistShaun

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Carrie🌻

@FirstLadyNot

2 months

Kate Bush releases delayed follow up to Wuthering Heights - Blethering Shite

John O'Connell

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2 months

Sad to see that Tory Education Minister, instead of answering questions, chooses to do her Mime Act. This is her party piece, 'Trapped in a Glass Box'.

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Carrie🌻

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10 months

So well deserved, Sarah Lancashire 👏👏 #NTAs

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Carrie🌻

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2 years

@AlphaMasculini1 Gonna take up all three right away. Thanks for the tip 👍

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Carrie🌻

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6 months

He’d probably love that

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Carrie🌻

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2 years

@BorisJohnson I baked you a leaving cake. Don’t let it ambush you.

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Carrie🌻

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3 months

“World War 3 would justify postponing the next election” Sunak: where do I sign up?

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Carrie🌻

@FirstLadyNot

1 year

@RobinaWills I’d rather sew my hymen up with string cheese that’s two years past it’s sell-by date

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Carrie🌻

@FirstLadyNot

4 months

Pure fucking cringe 🤢

S p r i n t e r F a m i l y

@SprinterFamily

4 months

Bono dedicated U2's "All I Want Is You" to Joe Biden's wife.

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Carrie🌻

@FirstLadyNot

2 years

Crying 😢 Poignant timing too, with it all about to be fucked sideways now #DerryGirls

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Carrie🌻

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2 years

Like A Wined/Stoned Cowboy #BorisPartyLockdownTunes

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Carrie🌻

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2 months

Home-made Shakshuka 💪👌

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Carrie🌻

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4 months

“Always start your day with a positive attitude” Me at 0630:

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Carrie🌻

@FirstLadyNot

5 months

Daily Mail readers and “love my country” as you can see from the 10 flags in my bio Twitter users - now’s your time. G’wan big lads 💪 #conscription

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Carrie🌻

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4 months

Don’t Stop Til You Get To Muff #ASongOrMovieForStPatricks

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Carrie🌻

@FirstLadyNot

3 months

When you see Susan Hall storm up your driveway hoping to solicit your support

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Carrie🌻

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18 days

The wife caught him shagging someone else (again). Chucked him out. Lived in a hedge for a month. Now moved to a pub toilet. Fucking state of it. (Even by his standards)

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Carrie🌻

@FirstLadyNot

3 months

It’s very clear, Rachel Riley: There was fuck all ambiguity in your original post. There was fuck all misinterpretation of your original post by the public. There is fuck all remorse or accountability in your new post.

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Carrie🌻

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27 days

Oh give me fucking strength 🙄🤣

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Carrie🌻

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2 years

Any Which Way, We Lose #ASongOrMovieForAPrimeMinister

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Carrie🌻

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5 months

Don’t wait up, fuckers 😜 #FridayFeeling

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1 month

🖕🤣

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Carrie🌻

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25 days

When the snake says “go eat the apple, it’ll impress her” but it’s your first day alive and you don’t know what an apple is

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4 months

@stuzi_pants Swindlers Pissed

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Carrie🌻

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2 years

@KarlTurnerMP @mrjamesob Off his nut by the looks of it

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Carrie🌻

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2 months

Wonder how wee Crafty’s getting on right now. He’ll have a hard time rubbing one out today 🤣 #LondonMayoralElection

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Carrie🌻

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4 months

Do you know I tidy my own bedroom, Elsie?

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Carrie🌻

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1 month

The notion of National Service would certainly loosen a few bowels in this line up

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Carrie🌻

@FirstLadyNot

3 years

Shittin’ on The Dock Of The Bay #BirdsInSongOrFilm

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Carrie🌻

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2 months

@ToddyWestropp Sorry you have to deal with utterly contemptible people like this 🙏

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Carrie🌻

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3 months

@piersmorgan Piers Morgan calling someone a smug prick is like Boris Johnson calling someone a scruffy womaniser

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Carrie🌻

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10 months

@GrantSana

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Carrie🌻

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1 month

If you don’t ask, you don’t get… 😆

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Carrie🌻

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2 months

Look Agnes, I’m sorry I forgot your birthday

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15 days

Planning to stuff ma face this evening

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Carrie🌻

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4 years

Teenage Mutant Ninja Algorithms Heroes with a half brain #mutantAlgorithm

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Carrie🌻

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3 years

Crockett Man #TVDetectivesInSongOrFilm

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Carrie🌻

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2 months

It’s bin day! 💪 #LocalElections

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Carrie🌻

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3 years

@Ottojizzmark

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Carrie🌻

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3 years

Take That, fuckface #AddAWordRuinABand

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3 years

@alexberesfordTV You’ll look a damn sight better than this at least

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Carrie🌻

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3 years

Fake Twat #torybands

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Carrie🌻

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7 months

Erm…think you’re meant to

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Carrie🌻

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1 month

Little Bo Peep Married a creep But shagged him for years in advance She was drawn to his bling (Well, he is fucking King) And the lure of his sausage-shaped hands

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Carrie🌻

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2 years

Chucked out from a land down under 🎶 #ASongOrMovieForAustraliaDay

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Carrie🌻

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10 months

@watson_ash47092 Disgusting. Shame on that woman and the other adults there. That child will never forget that

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Carrie🌻

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2 months

Cat’s definitely Italian

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Carrie🌻

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4 years

@PhilipIngMBE @HelenRSalisbury @MattHancock Well isn’t she lucky to have all those people doing things for her. Many aren’t you patronising twat

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Carrie🌻

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10 days

Lasagne al Fornico

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Carrie🌻

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2 years

Pound’s gone down quicker than Carrie J when the office door’s locked #PoundSterling

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Carrie🌻

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2 months

Harvey Weinstein's New York conviction from 2020 was just overturned. Welcome to the American dream - where, as long as you’re white, rich, well connected and pro israel, you can do whatever the fuck you want. 🇺🇸

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Carrie🌻

@FirstLadyNot

2 months

Those spaghetti junctions are a nightmare though