Boris Johnson tonight on the BBC "I've given you the most important metric which is, never mind life expectancy, never mind cancer outcomes, look at wage growth."
I beg to differ! Ghastly appalling disregard for our people.
Oh my f*cking good grief noooooo!!!
I live in a Tory safe seat & my MP is stepping down...😱😱😱
This thought is really not going to do my anxiety levels any good at all. I was already anticipating someone horrifying running here but this is one of my worst nightmare scenarios.
Imho, there is a distinct possibility that the increasingly unhinged & desperate
@Conservatives
may well welcome the shit-stirring explicitly far-right GB "News" propagandist Nigel Farage back, offer him a safe seat, & let him run for Tory leader after the next general election.
@susan_bagheri
@MarcelloRuffini
From Feb 2017:
"Buried in a 19,800 word Spectator essay written by former online editor and Vote Leave director Dominic Cummings is an admission: The Brexit referendum was won by lying to the public."
@AngelaRayner
The London Nightingale has denied entry to countless patients, one of the main reason being they do not have enough critical care nurses there so unless the patient comes with a specialist nurse they get refused. The same may be happening in Birmingham.
Outstanding research/thread from
@MarcusJBall
showing why the PM changed his tune from "nearly died" to "really mild" after continuously allowing the public to be misled into believing he was at death's door in April '20.
Long but well worth a read in its entirety.
Bravo!👏👏👏
1/22
GLOBAL EXCLUSIVE: Prime Minister Boris Johnson misled the public about the severity of his Covid-19 condition.
Now that we have all had a chance to process
#Partygate
it is time to reveal what I'm calling
#Deathgate
.
A multimedia THREAD from Stop Lying In Politics Ltd:
@grahambsi
@BritainElects
@DeltapollUK
Cooperating to defeat the Tories is most likely the only way it can be done. How can Labour not see this & accept it as being a necessity for the greater good?!
@BWallArthur
Ha, as soon as I saw
#BoycottTesco
trending I automatically assumed it was going to be for a reason that would actually make me more likely to shop at Tesco. I was not disappointed!
@fr4ser
@BBCNews
Aside from this being horrifying in every way possible it also completely ignores the fact that people may have been fully able to afford to have kids when they were born but are now reliant on UC. What are people supposed to do? Give up their kids when they fall on hard times?
Remembering my Dad today on what would have been his 80th birthday had he not very sadly passed away on 5th October 2014, 5 days before his 71st birthday.
Missing him forever.❤️❤️❤️
It's time for THE FINAL! 😀
4 remaining photos, only one can be my 'Photo of the Year' 2020!
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Starling take-off 🐦
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Bickering Goldfinches 🐦
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@ChrisFormaggia
Once this happens I shall eagerly await the Union of Celtic Republic's invasion of the Kingdom of England. We are desperately in need of being freed from tyrannical rule. Please help us! You're our only hope. Thanks in advance! With love, from England.
@sharron_honey
And you are looking absolutely fabulous not just by by comparison to those monstrosities but in every way possible! ❤️😍❤️
I'm 11 years older than Cruella & 3 years older than that other thing.
And I'm pretty sure I can rock non matching fleece pyjamas than them too!
I decided even though I'm once again spending the evening home alone that's no excuse not to wear something with sequins & take a bathroom selfie so I can pretend I'm actually in a pub tonight instead!
Merry new year! I hope '22 brings you all good health & much happiness.🥂🥳🥂
@joeheenan
Aside from the fact teachers are all still teaching (both in schools & providing online lessons with phone support) since when is raising/educating one's own children a salaried job?
Personally I don't have kids but I'm asking on behalf of all parents.
Satire is dead. Long live Private Eye!
Although Private Eye is not the only serious investigative newspaper we have. There's also
@BylineTimes
!
And
@vizcomic
.
@ThePoke
Frys Five Centres
Wispa Mint
Pyramint
... unless I could bring back Mackintosh's Mint Cracknell instead in which case I wouldn't even need 3 choices... just these please... lots and lots of these... and then some more of these... please...
@BettGunther
In US food standard related news:
"FDA Says Trucks Used to Store Bodies of Coronavirus Victims Can Carry Food, Even If Blood Leaked Inside Vehicles"
@WestHertsNHS
For anyone wanting the addresses & contact details for alternative hospitals with urgent care depts. click here (as it also shows how far away each of them is from wherever you are):
Going into London today to meet up with one of my cousins who's visiting from Australia. It's going to take 3-4 times longer to get there than it usually would but my journey is not more important than the ASLEF strikes.
Solidarity to all strikers.✊
#SupportTheStrikers
Happy Nadine Appreciation Day everyone!
🎉🥳🍻🥳🎉
Let's all join her in a drink later to celebrate the thorough trouncing that befell the Tories.
For those who do not drink alcohol that does not matter. You do drink other liquids. Party with those instead! I'll be on tea.☕️
@DavidGHFrost
@UKHouseofLords
Do you remember that fantastic Brexit deal that YOU negotiated with the EU & that our government signed? The NIP is part of that deal that YOU negotiated.
In case your memory is hazy here's a reminder of just how great that deal allegedly is:
My current view!
I've got a full house on my bed ready for watching the England match. So far none of them have offered to go & make me a cup of tea. Pfft.
I'm 3 yrs younger than 30p Lee so I also grew up in the same England that he did & I agree with everything
@BrexitBuster
says...
Lee appears to be suffering from a really bad case of false memory syndrome.
The man needs help & he needs to lose his seat at the next GE.
I’m three years older than Lee Anderson, so I grew up in the same England that he did. This imaginary rose-tinted world that he hankers after never existed in our lifetimes. Poverty in the 1960s and 70s was awful. The NF was active in my school and our town - vicious racist scum.
@JimMFelton
The clue as to why Mr Potato Head doesn't have a dick is in the name! He's Mr Potato Head not Mr Potato Body.
How many men (potato or not) have a dick sticking out of their chin?
@ArgyleLoz
Not to mention the *deleted expletive* was out hunting with intent to kill beautiful foxes when the horse punching incident happened which seems to be being glossed over in a lot of media accounts I've read.
I wouldn't want someone who murders foxes teaching kids either.
I have no idea why Sean Bean is trending but I never tire of watching this. It's a classic compilation.
Whilst I'm on the subject of him though does anyone else always pronounce his name Scene Bean in their head when reading it, just for the hell of it? I doubt I'm the only one.
Today, 10th Oct, would have been my Dad's 78th birthday but sadly he passed away on the 5th Oct 2014, 5 days before his 71st birthday.
Here's a collection of photos of him from throughout his 70 years...
#NewProfilePic
... or rather new old profile pic as this is from Halloween 2010, me with my beautiful friend ClaireBear.
For some reason this does make it look like I have no neck. Maybe I forgot to wear it that day.😂
@NewsForAllUK
@danbarker
Two million for THAT?! Are they having a laugh?
Also a fiver to walk up it? I live on a hill and it's completely free to walk up & down it.
@ToryFibs
It won't be the full bingo card until they've thrown some of the blame at the dinner ladies and school cleaning staff too, which should be coming up some time soon.
@artemis0801
I can fully understand people not liking Starmer & wanting him out of the Labour party, or even at the very least not wanting him as leader, but as far as I'm concerned getting the Tories out is still my main priority. Labour is not worse than them.
#NeverVoteConservative
@cleckylad
This is utterly disgraceful customer svce from Argos. I hope
@ArgosHelpers
are able to sort it out for you.
If their delivery drivers are not capable of taking away old appliances Argos shouldn't be charging £20 for that service & not to leave the new one for you is outrageous!
@BarbaraDixon__
😭😍🥰❤❤❤
This is so wonderfully heartwarming to see. Your granddaughters are the cutest wee babes of all time. Their teeny hands are so transfixing to watch. 🤩🤩🤩
So right wingers have a problem with Extinction Rebellion causing traffic issues but no problem at all with ULEZ traffic light vandals causing traffic issues?
Okay, got it! 🙄
Where is the righteous anger of the right wing?
Traffic lights at a PEDESTRIAN CROSSING cut down by ULEZ idiots.
There are cameras on crossings to identify dangerous drivers - NOT for ULEZ.
.
@BlokeOnWheels
I have? Excellent! Go me! 🥳
And Shib has? That's a very well deserved achievement.
🎉🥳🎉
Thank you to all who have followed me so far.
I will happily FB anyone else who wishes to follow me but be warned I have a terrible potty mouth & a rather smutty mind.
#GTTO
#GTTONow
!
@TheSting17
But at least we also have some magnificent attention seeking celebrities who are all doing their bit to make up for the fact we're constantly subjected to all the shitty vapid ones. One of my current favourites is this work of dance art:
How anyone ever thought this lying, cheating charlatan would make a good leader of the UK is mindboggling.
To vote for someone as dishonest & despicable as he is simply to "Get Brexit Done" is totally abhorrent.
#ToryBrexitDisaster
#JohnsonOut
@DrDomPimenta
If I could easily get there on foot then yes any time, night or day.
I don't drive and the buses stop hours before that so it really depends how far it is. If they wanted to come direct to me then I am also available for a vacc jab at any time 24/7.
@GUNKLE2
Apparently they live 2 conflicting rules... "their body their choice" plus also "other peoples' bodies their choice". I'm not sure who they think made them the boss of everyone.
@kraigetrue
@MaxBlumenthal
It really is completely sickening but the guy took the puppy home with him and made another video showing the puppy happy after being rescued...