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Jenerally feckless.

5 years

Letterbox was up when we got in, I shut it, Atticus asked why. I said "so the draught won't get in" He was quiet for a bit, thinking, then he said "Mum, a giraffe wouldn't fit through the letterbox"

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@Jenn7_4

7 months

I just got the maths correct on countdown.

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@Jenn7_4

3 years

5 and a half grand in Primark?? Did she buy the company?

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@Jenn7_4

7 months

Ex is drunk and being a cock again. Bothering me with texts. So I walked into the pub he's in, ordered a pint, tipped it over his head, and left. Fuck him.

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1 year

@peterstopcrime @dmisstify1 Why don't you sit in a motor, wearing a fur coat, in full sun for fifteen minutes when it's 31 degrees outside, then we'll see if there's an issue with it, won't we? And I hope nobody breaks the window because you'll start crying about it 🙄

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4 years

One of the neighbours has left their car window open and it's pissing down. I would knock and tell him but he parked in my space and when I put a polite note on saying I'm disabled he pass agg tore it up and threw it outside my house. So fuck him. Wet arse 😆

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@Jenn7_4

24 days

Here she is with her new Dad. He instantly fell in love with her.

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@Jenn7_4

3 years

Is it Asda?

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@Jenn7_4

1 year

@peterstopcrime @dmisstify1 Because nobody is interested in your bullshit, Peter. The dog would have died. If it wasn't an emergency the police wouldn't have smashed the window.

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@Jenn7_4

1 month

Oh my fucking God. TEMU! FUCK THE FUCKING FUCK OFF AND THEN FUCK OFF SOME MORE, PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE AND FUCK OFF AND THEN FUCK OFF ONCE MORE FOR GOOD MEASURE

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@Jenn7_4

4 years

My Dad just called. His oncologist said last two scans were completely clear and he doesn't need immunotherapy now! They're monitoring, he might need it again later on but for now he's cancer free! This time last year they said he only had a couple of months to live.

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@Jenn7_4

2 years

He's here. 8lb 1oz.

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@Jenn7_4

5 months

Man in front of me in home bargains bought laxatives, energy drinks and lube. Have a good weekend, mate.

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@Jenn7_4

28 days

She's gone. We're both blubbering snotty messes but she is at peace now.

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@Jenn7_4

2 months

Every third post on here is a Temu ad playing really shit music. I click 'I don't like this ad' every time and then the second next post is the same ad. Space nonce has truly fucked this app.

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@Jenn7_4

4 months

Couldn't sleep last night because my brain wanted to know the name of Dean Gaffney's dog in EastEnders. In case you were wondering how much fun it is to live in my head.

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@Jenn7_4

3 years

State of them. A visual representation of the sex offenders register.

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@Jenn7_4

3 years

The way she walks off 😂

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@Jenn7_4

1 month

Has brick to the bollocks idiot lad been named yet?

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@Jenn7_4

24 days

Belle, Dad's new dog.

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@Jenn7_4

2 years

@moltopopulare @Sorrelish Sometimes, violence is the answer

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@Jenn7_4

1 month

Had to sign a form at the x-ray department to say I'm not pregnant. I'm 50 next month and have had a total hysterectomy. I am fabulous but I'm not magic.

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@Jenn7_4

28 days

The last photo of her. She looks fine 😞

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@Jenn7_4

3 years

Me, making a decision

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@Jenn7_4

4 years

You know my Dad was diagnosed with terminal cancer? Well, he's had another scan, the immunotherapy has cleared everything except 2 miniscule dots & the oncologist isn't even sure they are cancer!! I'm so relieved. He's got one more treatment, then another scan. Fingers crossed!

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@Jenn7_4

4 years

@kazzydoodah All my stretchiest clothes are reaching their limit. Because himself was off too, we sort of went into holiday mode. He's back at work now though and I'm determined to lose weight* *tweeted whilst eating biscuits

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@Jenn7_4

7 months

Cheese and coleslaw sandwich. Lovely stuff.

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@Jenn7_4

4 years

If Carol Vorderman has any more facelifts she'll be seeing out her nostrils.

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@Jenn7_4

7 months

A year this week from when I found my first husband dead in his bed. That was a particularly crap Friday. Even by my standards.

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@Jenn7_4

4 years

@giftedrascal @idlewildgirl my grandad had a Reader's Digest book of unexplained things and that picture was in there. I've still got the book. I got told off at school cos all my stories ended with the protagonist spontaneously combusting 😂

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@Jenn7_4

2 years

@MrPaulBae @Ivana_Knapp Very, very few of them admit it. Most act like they've dragged themselves up from the slums and if they can do it, so can everyone else. Think it makes them feel about the grotesque inequality.

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@Jenn7_4

1 year

Done. Goodbye, my love.

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@Jenn7_4

18 days

Belle has settled in well. Got her own chair and blanket.

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@Jenn7_4

2 years

Lads, my dad has beaten cancer. Again. About the tenth time!! What a relief.

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@Jenn7_4

4 years

I'm in tier 4 but I think I'm going blind. Going to put the kids in the car and pop up to Barnard castle to check #PressConference

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@Jenn7_4

4 months

Should I take the kids and mother on a bucket and spade caravan holiday that I can't really afford? I should, shouldn't I?

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@Jenn7_4

5 years

She's gone. Got one last pic before the vet came. She was her own bed and I was stroking her.

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@Jenn7_4

2 months

I got a cloak in the charity shop today. It's got a hood and it's floor length and I'm going to swish about in it like I'm from off of out of Poldark.

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@Jenn7_4

6 months

Going to the hairdresser's later and I'm already anxious af. Why do they have to talk to me? Just cut my hair in silence and you'll get a larger tip.

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@Jenn7_4

2 months

Has anyone considered the bullet could have just flown straight out of the other ear? There's not a lot to stop it, after all.

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@Jenn7_4

5 months

Very much this. I like going out on my own. Perfectly happy in my own company because people are terrible.

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@Jenn7_4

4 months

Handbag. I am 49 years old.

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@Jenn7_4

28 days

Off to Dad's to send his dog over the rainbow bridge. I'm not emotionally equipped to deal with this. I wish there was a grownup to come with me.

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@Jenn7_4

1 year

Was looking at campsites. Think I'll give this one a swerve 😂😂😂

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@Jenn7_4

3 years

Treated myself to some Daffs today. They're very cheery flowers. Remind me of my Nan, she was Welsh, loved a Daff she did. You had to watch her around other Welsh people though. Take your eyes off them, they've formed a choir.

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@Jenn7_4

4 months

It was Wellard btw.

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@Jenn7_4

7 months

@WickedWalnut Fuck all

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@Jenn7_4

5 months

Turkey review - I enjoyed it. Beautiful country. But I doubt we'll go back because having to have an argument every time I want to buy something is tedious. Just tell me how much it costs, not what you think you can con me into paying you.

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@Jenn7_4

2 years

If you're a woman over 65 you can't go for a walk unless you kidnap a cat.

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@Jenn7_4

28 days

As horrible as today was, I feel relieved. She's at peace and I was fretting Dad would come down one morning and she'd have died in the night. He was worrying about her too, so it's a weight lifted, to know it's over. I wish they lived as long as us.

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@Jenn7_4

11 months

Reached something down for an old dear in the supermarket today, her hands were icy cold when I gave her it, she said "you've got lovely warm hands" so I held both her hands between mine to warm hers up and she said "I can't remember the last time someone held my hand" 😭

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@Jenn7_4

4 months

Why is everyone* posting a picture of a bloke with a petrol pump nozzle up his hoop? *two people I follow

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@Jenn7_4

9 months

Is this entire #Corrie just those two whining on?

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@Jenn7_4

28 days

Sorry for spewing all over your TLs today. My brain is very noisy and when something bad happens I have to get it out. Thank you for your kind words and support. I promise I'll buy a notebook and write it down next time everything falls to pieces.

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@Jenn7_4

24 days

Going to collect Dad's new dog. I'm really stressing the woman will change her mind. He's so excited waiting for it. And I feel guilty cos she's a family pet but better Dad has her than someone who might be mean to her, if they have to re-home her. He'll just love her.

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@Jenn7_4

4 years

Needed a comma there, Mike 😂

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@Jenn7_4

4 years

Feeling a bit shit. Today is the six year anniversary of my best friend dying. She was beautiful. I still love her. Raising a glass to the good times, there were lots.

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@Jenn7_4

4 years

Top tip for men on Twitter, if you think you should 'helpfully' reply with an 'interesting' insight or worse to 'correct' her tweet, to a lady (particularly one that doesn't follow you) consider setting fire to your face instead. Thanking you muchly, ladies of Twitter.

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@Jenn7_4

7 months

Got another one* right! I'm on a roll. *ridiculously easy one

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@Jenn7_4

3 years

I'm a grandmother!

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@Jenn7_4

6 months

Manchester is a lot nicer than I was expecting it to be. Love the trams, much better than the tube. We've had a lovely weekend, off to get the train home in a bit. Just finishing my pint of wobbly Bob.

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@Jenn7_4

24 days

I just called him, she's asleep on the back of the settee, curled around his neck. He is overjoyed with her. She went in the garden and came straight in when he called her. What a good girl 😊

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@Jenn7_4

16 days

She's in the hospital, nurse has given her a cursory glance and now they're ignoring her. This is the hospital that ignored my best friend for three days until she died. I am not ok.

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@Jenn7_4

8 months

There's a homeless lad up the town, sleeping outside in this. He had several cups from Gregg's and Costa around him so people are buying him hot drinks. I gave him some cash. Can't stop thinking about him. He's somebody's son.

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@Jenn7_4

4 years

@superashbro86 @joeheenan Also flew business class and stuck the kids in the cheap seats on the same flight. Horrible woman.

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@Jenn7_4

2 months

Cannot resist a box. I only put that down there about three seconds ago.

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@Jenn7_4

4 years

God, no. He's my husband. I'm not going anywhere near him.

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@Jenn7_4

3 years

@AlanFreestone @BBCBreaking

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@Jenn7_4

8 months

Aldi had all the Christmas chocolate reduced to nineteen pence. How am I meant to diet under these conditions?

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@Jenn7_4

5 months

I fell over looking at this.

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@Birdeckler

5 months

“So, I have always wanted to be put into a medically induced coma.” Architect: “Say no more”

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@Jenn7_4

5 months

Cheers!

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@Jenn7_4

28 days

He had her trained in a couple of weeks. She never needed a lead, had perfect recall. She was such a good girl to Dad, they doted on each other. She had a good life and was relaxed and peaceful at the end. That's the best we can do for them. Sleep well, Tula dog. We love you.

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@Jenn7_4

2 months

Nanny's little helper

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@Jenn7_4

3 months

I'm 50 in September, disabled and just bought these

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3 months

You will always be better at spending your own money than the government is.

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3 months

May have slightly underestimated the size of his pool

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@Jenn7_4

2 years

@GlitterMagpie_ I had to buy a different one because their regular one was sold out. They all just stare at me like I've insulted their nan when I feed them now. Tough. Eat it or don't, I'm not buying anymore until it's gone.

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@Jenn7_4

24 days

M25 was shit A12 was shit. M4 was shit. Over eight hours of driving but Dad is so happy so it was worth it. The lady didn't want to give her up but she's had an unfortunate unexpected change of circumstances, I hope we reassured her the dog will be cherished.

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1 month

Glow in the dark dinosaur earrings. I am 49 years old. Bite me.

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@Jenn7_4

19 days

Winnie using her chicken as a pillow. She loves that chicken.

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@Jenn7_4

2 years

Here they are

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@Jenn7_4

2 months

Some pond life scum has nicked 22's phone. She's just been signed off work for two weeks with depression, she hasn't even paid for it yet. So she calls me crying and I say I'll pay it for her so she can get another. Is that unreasonable? I'm her mum ffs.

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@Jenn7_4

2 months

@MorrisonBeth @SueKelly10 So basically they've hit a 4 year old in the face and caused a nosebleed? Jesus Christ.

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@Jenn7_4

3 months

Thick as mince @reformparty_uk canvasser in the pub. Told her I'm not voting for Putin's best mate. She called me a communist. Oh, the irony 😂 divvy bitch.

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@Jenn7_4

1 year

@Number10cat Love that literally everyone cares more about the cat than the PM.

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@Jenn7_4

2 years

Jesus Christ. If you can't tell the difference between CUT daffodils, with no bulbs and spring onions you deserve to be poisoned. Theres too much stupid walking around taking up space.

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@Jenn7_4

4 months

Ouch.

💙 Sophie Socket ♠️

@Socket1Sophie

4 months

Back in London for the day and one of my colleagues just took me up The Shard.

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@Jenn7_4

4 months

Fat, old, antisocial, borderline alcoholics on here. I've found my people.

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@Jenn7_4

1 year

Nanny's little handsome man.

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@Jenn7_4

4 months

We're here! In the caravan. Slippers on, bra off, wine open. Aaaaannnndd relax

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@Jenn7_4

30 days

Dad on the phone in tears. He's basically just sitting watching his dog, waiting for her to die. He won't have her put to sleep, says he can't do it. Kill her. I've told him it'd be kinder but he just cries more. I don't know what to do.

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@Jenn7_4

8 months

I bought a new coat, smart wool one, dark grey. I look like a fucking SS officer.

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@Jenn7_4

5 months

Restaurant

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@Jenn7_4

14 days

Daughter is back in A&E. Dr who sent her to the surgical assessment unit said they should have given her a scan or at least an appointment for one and they didn't give her the standard of care they should have. No shit Sherlock. So he's sending her there to try again 🙄

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@Jenn7_4

3 months

No. You grow up.