Our accountants, auditors, economists - the money professionals - look at the Budget 2024/25 and tell us where unnecessary expenditure is so as make the Revenue vs Expenditure balance out, and do away with the deficit for
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İLL2024 ahead of Tuesday.
@hanx3sports
@iamkristieee
So, there's this thing that happens to nails over time called growth.....
(As in, nails actually grow with time. Do you know how your nails grow)
@UjuAnya
Remember, he's a member of parliament, which is about to get relevant. So after his ex wife going to court, he gets so bitter that he actually introduces a bill to for debate in parliament TO DISINHERIT CHILDREN OF EX WIVES! As in, this man hates his own children THAT much.
@W_Asherah
Back in 2017/18 when I was doing house calls for hair, my partner saw an online ad for Netflix in Kenya and I mentioned that I'd seen it in several clients' houses already. He immediately decided that I was lying coz the ad said coming soon.
Glad to finally have a name for it.
@Nevergivesup3
@ombachi13
The idea is to prepare the kid for the occasion when they accidentally fall into water. Not just for intentional leisurely swims. It is a life-saving technique. How did you learn swimming if you never learned this part?
@mxmsworld
@slyrie
The problem of men is that they know that they are guilty. Admitting it would mean having to take responsibility.
And that's the one thing they'll never, ever do.
@stormyskyz1
@S0urpatchz
@theericklouis
I think it does a lot. I think it calls upon pro-gunners to sit down and realize that they too, are still vulnerable despite all the guns they own. Hopefully they realize that it's not about owning or not owning guns, but about keeping guns out of the wrong people's hands.
@ndalana_mutheu
@DCI_Kenya
I am no genius but me thinks it's highly impossible for one to shoot himself in the head 5 times. Mostly because he'll be dead after the first shot. But what do I know?
May you get justice
@Marisalex_22
As in! All the feminists are so happy for her, but the men are crying up and down swearing that the feminists are somehow disappointed 😂😂😂
@LillianOrwah
For some people it is.
Some people come from such poor backgrounds that for them, a flight is a very big milestone.
In a society where some wear a pair shoes for the first time as teenagers, it's a good idea to just celebrate people's wins, no matter how basic they might seem
@lavieap
@MxKantEven
Did you read the same tweet that I did? All he said is that people give according to their ability. So your white who makes more would give more. If his tweet is not an acknowledgement of earning gaps as a whole, then what are you interpreting it as?
@fridahalo
Who's definition exactly relies on lash and glue?
Women have existed since waaaaay before the invention of lashes and glue and maintenance day, wtf are you talking about?
Maintenance day as a requirement for womanhood????
Tf is that?
@asscredit
I just assumed that it was so you could throw each other through the walls in a fight 😂😂
I remember being very bothered by this as a child watching American movies. It didn't make sense how people went through the walls so easily and came out alive 😂😂
@tufre80
@MilcahTessie
@stanbicug
Now instead of fighting this battle on your knees And asking God to fight for you like a good husband should, you're here on twitter 🙄.
Listen, go watch war room, and PRAYYYY for your marriage. Also sit down and ask yourself where the rain started beating you. Fix it, it's yours
@BishopDarey
@elliewhipwrites
Because it's women that are experiencing it. Or did you want men to talk about what it's like to be the wife of a breadwinner? Have they ever been wives before? In fact have you as a man ever been the wife of a breadwinner before? What was your experience?
@NinaTheOutsider
My hair looks exactly like that when I hold it up. Which makes me very proud that someone with hair like mine is modeling. This is the kind representation that I agitate for. The kind that says you're perfect just as you are.
What again is the problem here?
@ozzyetomi
Also worth noting how the women being "up voted" are of mixed African-Arabic ethnicities. Apparently beauty still remains to be lighter skins and narrower noses and loser curls.....
@W_Asherah
The awkward moment came when I told him to Google and confirm since his laptop was still on and yes, I was right. I couldn't let it go just like that, he got a proper lecture on that day. He also ended up signing "us" up for Netflix there and then 😂😂😂
She dodged a bullet. Men become so abusive when they lose their jobs. Society won't see how abusive he became once his low self esteem kicked in, but she's being judged for walking away.
Married women in Africa are very tolerant. So for a woman to leave, it must have been serious
My neighbor lost his job and his wife wasn't happy she was the one providing while he stayed at home so she moved out with the kids just nearby... The guy now drinks full time he never steps in that house it's almost empty 😂
@k1abdullah_
When this video started playing, I waited so long to see a stark naked girl twerking so that I can tell you that it's non of your business what she does with herself but alas!
@karigoh
I have learnt that this is a technique that men use so that you never send them anything again. They don't want to run the errands so they knowingly pretend to be bad at it ndio you get pisses and never expect them to do it again.
@filledwthdreams
@Solosta
@nhoodpublicist
....have you noticed that black South Africans themselves are not asking these questions? They perfectly understand that she's mixed, and that she works with and casts both mixed and black people and that's that. Why are you finding it so hard to just listen to her???
So weird!
@thelmakemba
@BigJ_100
There's a gold medal that they get to pin on your coat at a big televised ceremony that happens once every five years I believe. And of course, a certificate acknowledging your victory that you can frame and hang on your mantelpiece.
@Msblowana
@UKRoyalGossip
Actually, Harry's green and Meghan's white are to represent the Nigerian flag. But you don't know anything about anything, do you?
@MarkDoToMuch613
@GeauxGabrielle
It actually is. Established pattern of violent behaviour is a major factor of consideration in deciding the culpability of someone.
@Polycarpboss
@shobanes
While this is supposed to be a cute ending, I am seriously stuck at the part where you were that broke but still had the guts to be unfaithful to your main.....
Men!!!!
Nimewashangaa!
@BlessedGirl001
@EcheXCVI
My dear, I pray that one day you'll finally get to understand that you are enough, just as you are. And that you are worthy of it all, just as you are 😊
@RealJoey600
@sanitythief
Light bulb moment - how about you try treating them all decently? What do you think? 🤔
You are what you do. "I abuse, gaslight and manipulate women because they let me" is not actually a thing. You do it because you're an abuser, gaslighter and manipulator.
Fix yourself.
@sheritzy
@victimoIogist
@BlackLarryD
This is what I read too the first time I heard about this. They aren't legally allowed to pay more than a certain amount. Extra payments would have to be secret
@Grumplezz
@Princessjesster
@delilahc401
@halfadams
Nah, it's because they're desperately racist deep down and that makes them want her to be a villain so bad so they're grabbing at anything and everything to make themselves feel better about their racist souls.
Akon defends Nick Cannon having numerous kids with multiple women, says events with children like dance recitals aren't important:
"That's a White man's thing. Who gives a f*ck about a recital?"
@Carnage4Life
Thank you for saying this. Continental Africans and African Americans have very, very different experiences and interpretations of their interactions with non-black people.
@filledwthdreams
@Solosta
@nhoodpublicist
AAs are being so weird about this whole race thing. Tyla is a coloured artist from South Africa. Her song "water" was a hit not because of her race, but because of her talent. Tiktokers across the world picked and pushed it because it was a great song. Is that hard to understand?
@MsGenevieve_
This one she does to date: if you oversalt a dish she says you cooked "meat and salt". Like:
"so today we are eating chicken, potatoes, vegetables and salt,eh?" Or, "she made us rice, vegetable stew and salt for lunch today" 😁😁
@b1gdumb1diott
@bigcontentguy
Uhmmm.....how does being pregnant negate sobriety? Do YOU know what "being sober" means? How is that even related to being pregnant?????
Interesting 🤔
Are you not fearing women anymore?
A powerful man used his wealth and influence to avoid accountability for SAing multiple women, and you celebrated it & defended the r
@pist
. Today your daughter is a victim of the same predicament.
Poor girl, may she get justice.
About 8 ladies accused this guy of rape and sexual assault and he was found NOT GUILTY for all allegations. The ladies will move on but his life has been ruined.
1day we shall understand that men are more abused than women.
FEAR WOMEN
Big brother Naija Benjamin Mendy
@PerpsMO
@LillanKelvin
@SakajaJohnson
Wouldn't it then be more affordable, reasonable and inclusive to add boardgames to the existing libraries all across the county and make them free? Your heart is in the right place but execution is 100% wrong. Don't reinvent the wheel. Empower the capacities of existing libraries
@DavidNdii
@catherine_amayi
@nimosmallz
My favourite part is THIS part right here where you pretend to not know what you did and act as if you didn't do it intentionally, with full knowledge.
@YaHateTwoSeeIt
Women did not fight for the right to work. They have been working since the beginning of time. Women fought for the right to be fairly and equally compensated for their work.
Learn the difference.
@scheafferoo
I came here to castigate this vile rapist, then I saw how instead of organizing and standing with/for the boy, the males on this thread are busy bitching about feminism.
I take back my energy. These males are going to have to learn to do their share of the labor. Mscheew!
@Reaper4Dark
@stormyskyz1
@S0urpatchz
@theericklouis
Why then won't you support ensuring that all the guns are in the safest possible hands? That it's truly the "good guys" who actually get the guns? We agree that guns in the hands of bad guys are a risk to everyone, including the good guys with guns, yes?
@kirwa_code
@mmmicheni
Very nice! Because now we have the chance to ask questions about whether or not parliament is covered by insurance, which insurance company covers parliament, and the kind of premiums they have been charging.
This motion can be described as "looks good from far, but is far from good". May be populist but adds no real value. A library in Uhuru Park when the very huge, heavily underutilized KNLS Library is in the same neighborhood? Which investment impacts more Nairobians; spending
@wavyemma
They even left the African Union for over 30 years then only joined back recently. They're classified under MENA (Middle East and North Africa) while the rest of the continent is referred to as Sub-Saharan Africa. That statement isn't geographical, it's political 😅
@6footBarefoot
Unfortunately, they can't sue in Kenya. But they should definitely use that video to seek asylum in a Western country because their lives are most definitely in danger now
@vicdamonesports
@rusticfem
I know that you replied with this thinking that women will come here to fight you but unfortunately no, women actually have enough sense to tell you that yes, if it's the dad staying home then he should also be getting the same compensation.
Stay safe! ☺️
@davidmakali1
Sheesh, for a gender supposedly doesn't use make up AND also invests so much money in funding the lives of 100% made up women, the men under this tweet sure do have a lot to say about women wearing makeup 🤔
@Opinionated_ke
@UjuAnya
Good thing the bill didn't get very far. He'd made it his personal mission to change the entire country's laws just coz of his issues with his ex
@majesty_md
Let me get this:
1. Did your wellbeing/livelihood/academics depend on you winning the election?
2. You lost an opportunity that you deserved because those men decided that s3x with you was the most important qualification, and you're still fighting Uloma?
Ewo!
@Oloni
Do it. Then when you get bored with it again, get a tapered cut. Then when bored again colour it. Then after that go natural again. Then afterwards get dreadlocks. Of course all interspersed with bouts of glamorous wigs and weaves.
Seriously, we won't die if we aren't natural 🤷♀️