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3 years

we need a disney princess who is a piece of shit

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my secret? 4 days of treating my body like a temple then 3 days of treating my body like the Great Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch

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What if your mother aborted you? Um I’d be floating through the universe radiating pure love energy and I wouldn’t have to pay bills

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men will see their mothers in a tolerable level of permanent unhappiness and be like “i cant wait to give that to a woman of my own one day 🥹💕”

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3 years

there should be a new politcal party thats not embarrassing

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4 years

Guys are always like “i was just joking geez” well if you were good at it i’d be laughing

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3 years

drinking enough water is a full time job

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2 years

guys be like “men are visual creatures” ok then why do u look like that

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3 years

the next short guy that makes me sad is going in a ziploc bag

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3 months

i had a nightmare i was at my ex’s house and i ate one of his bagels and he was like “you owe me $1.99 for that”

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3 years

@dadthatwrites @Bripping_Talls Ariel is just a victim of underwater patriarchy/ an overbearing father, unfortunately she was a beautiful fish with a talented singing voice but she thought she needed human legs to be better

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3 years

me: Idk how to make small talk “just ask people questions about themselves” me: so do u have any dark thoughts that keep you awake at night?

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3 years

@cbobb92 Let the woman sleep

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4 years

I don’t understand how i’m getting oreo crumbs in the bed if im swallowing them whole

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3 years

Its so much nicer to be depressed in a clean room

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4 years

i hope this email finds you face down ass up

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3 years

Some you in this thread need to work on your internalized misogyny. I have an idea for a piece of shit disney princess but based on this thread IDK if you’d be able to handle her

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3 years

u think things are bad now but one day rich white girls won’t be able to shut up about their semester on the moon

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3 years

ahhh my favorite time of year, when i slide down my driveway on my ass into a trashcan

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4 years

I heard this rumor that when Jared Kushner gets out of the pool he puts his wet hand in a bag of potato chips and ruins it for everyone at the soiree

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4 years

Everyone’s like “we’re all trying our best right now” and i assure you i’m not, i can actually do a lot better than this

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3 years

no i will not get VACCINATED it is UNSAFE. what i will do is take MEDICATION meant for a HORSE.

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3 years

anyone saying Ariel or Belle needs to seek help

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3 years

when u go on a date with a man and he doesn’t murder you 🥺 thats so cute

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4 years

Im no economist but i think the stock market goes down if 5 rich guys r sad

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3 years

grandparents be like “we got this house for twelve dollars and seventy seven cents”

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3 years

u gotta be a real sick f*ck to leave someone a voicemail

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3 years

hear me out, what if .. when a man did the dishes, he didnt announce it? What if

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3 years

If a guy ghosts you he shouldn’t be able to jerk off to you anymore - he should feel an electric shock every time he tries

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2 years

blow job??? More like blow internship

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3 years

im doing pretty decent besides thinking about death every 22 minutes

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3 years

sex is cool but have u ever deep cleaned your entire bedroom, organized every tiny thing, & lit a candle omg

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4 years

if ur wife doesn’t wanna bang u why would i

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3 years

dogecoin 🙂

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3 years

I wont rest until we make vagina shaped spaceships

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4 years

@feminist_th0t For me its gonna be the crackerbarrel gift shop

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3 years

we need to abolish bridal showers, I’m sorry but no one needs to watch someone unwrap pots and pans and plates for 3 hours on weekend. Its actually cruel

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2 years

just want my husband and boyfriend to get along

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3 years

When a girl whose username is “cum rag whore” retweets me I know i’m doing God’s work

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4 years

i hope this email finds u in a parallel universe

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4 years

remember back in the day when u were sad ur man would just call the mental institution on ya and they would zap you a bit til you thought it was fun to do laundry again

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3 years

are we still sharing our favorite rupi kaur poems

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3 years

@eerrriiicaa why is my bf following u? Bitch idk ask him

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3 years

i think my ideal job would be pressing a button every 30 minutes

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3 years

doing my taxes, whose gonna write me love letters when i’m in prison ?

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3 years

me, watching my life flash before my eyes: wow i sure did a lot of sitting

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2 years

every woman i’ve ever met has had a valid reason to commit arson

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3 years

if babies “fix everything” then why can’t they hold power tools

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4 years

just got upset thinking about the time a restaurant served me only 3 raviolis on a plate

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4 years

happy international mens day enjoy your audacity

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3 years

i dont believe in marriage unless my twitter crush asks me

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3 years

Jesus would have been a big tipper on OnlyFans and you know it

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3 years

im gonna eat less cigarettes in 2022

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3 years

i hope u all got railed in a sundress this weekend. even the boys

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4 years

one day we’ll all be like.. remember that year we spent laying down

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4 years

this guy asked me to choke HIM during sex and it felt so good, like carole baskin good

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4 years

ignoring a group chat for months and then swooping back in with a “haha wow”

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3 years

u could probably go to space too if u just hustle a lil harder

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3 years

have u noticed im tweeting a lot lately? Its bc im mentally unraveling

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4 years

Every guy ive seriously dated marries the girl right after me and i’ve never gotten a thank u card ??

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3 years

i love when @chaotic_sub roasts my selfies

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4 years

I’m gonna make a podcast and each week the guests will be a guy i’ve slept with and i ask them why they didn’t propose

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3 years

My goal is to have 100k followers and then self sabotage my way back to 1

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4 years

I like taking a guy’s virginity cause they’re like “gee willikers i sure did have a lot of fun maybe one day we can open up a quaint little shop together” and i’m like “yea yea sure now go make me a panini, i gotta get back to the office” and then i puff my juul in his face

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3 years

when covid is over is starting to sound like “one day these beanie babies will be worth something”

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3 years

how u can be a good person & a shitty person at the same time: i was a 1st responder 4 a lady that got her legs run over by a pickup truck. i held her hand for an hour and comforted her until her husband showed up but i also sat on her raybans & broke them and didnt say anything

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2 years

“Men are visual creatures” starter pack

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3 years

guys will go grocery shopping and come back with like 1 egg

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3 years

Ugh casually stealing a lock of a man’s hair is not easy

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3 years

forgive me father for i have been a silly bitch (again)

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3 years

unpopular question: did u ask your babies if they wanted an online presence

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3 years

there should be a girl pope

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3 years

Just got my nipple pierced

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3 years

my choices this month were either go to therapy or dye my hair blonde so i chose the fun thing

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4 years

I am an AMERICAN ! I stopped LEARNING in the 5th GRADE. i do not MATH 🇺🇸

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4 years

never doubt a man’s ability to make a whole room smell like a foot

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2 years

amazing how things that you’ve been avoiding for six month only take about 45 min to complete

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4 years

How do u become a “runner” do u just like.. start running? thats wild

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3 years

spice up the treadmill by crying on it

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4 years

RUNNING 👏🏻 WITH 👏🏻 BIG 👏🏻 BOOBS 👏🏻 IS 👏🏻 A 👏🏻 HEALTH 👏🏻 HAZARD 👏🏻

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4 years

Pple looking at my insta: “She is doing well” Pple looking at my twitter: “She is not doing well”

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3 years

u never meet a “whimsical” guy. they’re always like “well i just think logically haha”. Well guess what MARK you’re boring as f*ck

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3 years

i just sold my house to buy the monkey nft. wish me luck

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3 years

going to a wealthy person’s house and using their bidet, thats real trickle down economics

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4 years

i wanna see an onlyfans of a guy being respectful to his mom and maybe making her a cup of tea, and perhaps building a shelf

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2 years

@Geee0h1 @santiagomayer_ the state shouldn’t be able to make that decision for a woman or girl - thats the issue here…

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4 years

the Walgreens pharmacist said i can’t call “just to chat” anymore

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4 years

does your body ever do something new and weird and ur like whoaa im not gonna look THAT up ill just walk it off

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3 years

Going for one of my screaming walks. (Its when i walk while screaming)

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3 years

i met my new neighbors they are a hot couple with a kid and they wanted to invite me over for margaritas one night. I have to move away now

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2 years

are u doing ok mentally or did u grow up watching Ren & Stimpy

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4 years

You are in his dms, i’ve broken into his house - we are not the same

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4 years

checked instagram hoping my cousins were at the capitol cuz i wanna call the FBI on them

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3 years

i think my best relationship advice is if your going to give a BJ make sure its before you both go to the mall together

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4 years

every time i take a guy’s virginity i’m preventing a mass shooting 🇺🇸

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3 years

my dad was like the opposite of liam neeson, he knew where i was the whole time and he was like nahh im good

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4 years

I named my vagina Karen bc no one currently likes her

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When i was 19 i found out i had a 12 yr old half brother, now we’re hangin. I wanted a sibling my whole life!

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