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My Doctor

4 months

On this beautiful afternoon, it's my honour to present... the Medical Internship Starter Pack 2024. Stories from doctors & other healthcare professionals about medical internship & lessons from it. Enjoy! ♥️✨ FREE DOWNLOAD:

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@mmmicheni

1 month

hiyo farasi it's whole life is about to change, itapewa cabbage na ifichwe kwa bedsitter.. 💀💀

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@mmmicheni

3 years

The reason Mara Moja works so well is cause it has something most other pain relievers don't. Here's a ka-short (unpaid 😏) thread real quick! 😉😅

🇰🇪 igiriwM@ 🇰🇪 #TeamKenya

@Mwirigi

3 years

Seriously though, what do they put in Mara Moja?

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17 days

Makosa ni kudhani dissolving cabinet will make the protests stop. we gooooooo we go! 😂😂

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4 days

TL ya huyu jamaa is like the Phineas & Ferb theme; playing bano with estate kids, abducted by the government for organizing a revolt, buying new flowers for his house, visiting a crime scene with beautiful women, buying a cat when drunk....

Shad: #DebtAudit

@Shad_khalif

4 days

Nimepeleka warembo Kware bwana people think I’m a god how do you have such beautiful women 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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3 years

"nani huyo anadunga toto?" ~ doctor, while dunga'ring toto.

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@mmmicheni

4 years

@Time4KnowIedge Please delete this before 2020 sees it.

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@mmmicheni

1 month

if I send you this it means I'm rising up from whatever was putting me down.

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2 years

Being called to the kitchen by your partner kupewa carrot ya kuonja is a love language, idc.. 😭😭😭❤️

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1 year

@fatima_medic Bruh. 😂😂😂😂😂

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1 year

saa hii Khaligraph yuko kwa booth akipractice "hamfai kuiba kondoo hata kama alitu con-dough"

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@mmmicheni

2 years

Nganga angepewa chance na IEBC hata yeye atuburudishe.. look at the crowd control! 😂

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@mmmicheni

4 months

I can't believe people go to Mwendas to drink alcohol at 5pm on a WEDNESDAY (nimekosa kiti)

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@mmmicheni

1 year

imagine working a 9-5 to provide your child the best education possible halafu unaomba leave ya 1 day from HR to attend their sports day then upatane na ombachi kwa 400m relay ya parents 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂

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@ombachi13

1 year

I have enrolled in every competition available and I am not losing any. It’s coming home

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13 days

what if Ford Foundation take that personally & start funding the protests sasa cha ukweli? 😂

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@mmmicheni

3 years

Until it meets a stone in high school ndengu... 😭😭😭😭

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@mmmicheni

2 years

I wish Uhuru could start doing random things in his retirement like narrating documentaries & hosting podcasts like Obama deos.. His storytelling is top-notch, btw 😂😂

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@mmmicheni

30 days

Lol, Meg Whitman must be losing her mind... the guy she's been propping as Africa's head boy is facing a revolution at home, USA public just found out they hosted a war criminal in the White House, & she watched her boss fumble the Presidential debate LIVE. 😭😭😭😂

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2 years

is anyone else in Nairobi currently having the worst sore throat of their life?? 🥴🥴🥴👀

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@mmmicheni

1 year

mpaka parady mwenzake hapo ameamwambia hapo amekuja sana... 😂😂

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3 years

I am trending in Kenya and it isn't because of a scandal. isn't God great!! 😭 😭 😭 🙌

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20 days

called it! 😂

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@mmmicheni

1 month

Another tragedy is that 150 billion itatengwa to fix the Parliament gate alone. #RejectFinanceBill2024 #RejectFinanceBill

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@mmmicheni

2 years

Shaolin Temple is one thing but guys, Forehead Muhoozi is very wrong. Mnataka twitter ya Kenya ifungwe???

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@mmmicheni

3 months

My life has been in ruins ever since I failed to listen to my wife. 😭😭😭

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@mmmicheni

2 years

my girl is planning to vote for Azimio and me UDA so Monday napanga sherehe serious apate hangie, hiyo kura lazima itazimia! 💀💀💀💀😂

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1 year

yesterday she found out another one of my exes is getting married and sent me this.. 😂😂😂😂

Feez Man

@thefeezman

1 year

Let’s see a picture of you and your dating partner |📸

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@mmmicheni

1 year

infections, yes. HIV, no.

Bro_codes KE🇰🇪

@Adrian_realest

1 year

Btw, kukojoa after sex saves you from alot of infections. Including HIV

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@mmmicheni

4 months

(search 'Dr Kahura Mundia' on Google & check his LinkedIn profile for a nice surprise. 👀 )

KTN News

@KTNNewsKE

4 months

Dr. Kahura Mundia: Daktari amenyanyasika sana kwa miaka nyingi. Serikali inakosea sana wakenya na madaktari. Tunangojea President akuje kama atakuja next month, kama atakuja next year kokote akishamaliza safari zake tuko tayari kuskizana. Wajumbe ametuma hawaelewi kazi ametuwekea

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1 year

your boy is officially a doctor... God is great! 🎉🎉

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@mmmicheni

1 year

dude never misses! 😂😂😂💀

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@mmmicheni

5 years

15 seconds into a YouTube video of an Indian teaching is when you discover that what you're hearing isn't an accent, but the video is actually in Hindi. 😂😂

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@mmmicheni

2 years

after peeling potatoes

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@mmmicheni

4 months

dere wa mat amenipea the funniest story. alikuwa driver wa Jubilee during 2017 campaigns. 4am walikuwa wanaamshwa waende wachukue MPs, wapige show Kawangware halafu by 9am wakuwe Narok. ati he's hitting 200kph huko Mai-Mahiu but bado anawashiwa mataa na gari nyuma to speed up 😂

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@mmmicheni

1 year

telling a former Chief Justice to "soma katiba before you comment" is the most audacious example of audacity any man has ever audaced 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🐐

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@Africankeny

1 year

@WMutunga @edwinsifuna @jamessmat Soma katiba before you comment

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3 years

when you're calling a cab for your drunk friend na zake zimeshika hataki kuenda home 😭😭😂😂😂

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11 months

Riggy G just gave us the most iconic facepalm in Kenya meme history 😂😂

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@mmmicheni

3 years

"I can't believe it, I got 9 P-" "guys, I'm going to be an Advoca-" "God is great, I'm going to be admitted to the ba-" me, all day today:

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@mmmicheni

2 years

si Sakaja na Jeff wapatiwe nafasi pale Tems wapige curtain raiser dakika kiasi?? 🔥🔥🎶👌🏽😂

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@mmmicheni

1 year

Mum just called to tell me she's traveling for work. imebidi nimemuuliza alllll those questions amekuwa akiniuliza for years "who are you going with? to do what? utalala wapi? do their parents know they are going? will there be partying? mtarudi lini? who is driving?" 😂😂

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Kenyans.co.ke

@Kenyans

2 years

DP Rigathi Gachagua with Senators John Methu and Karungo Thangwa praying facing Mt Kenya

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@mmmicheni

2 years

for every 3 medics you see, 2 are already working on paperwork to leave Kenya. brain drain.

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@mmmicheni

2 months

Waiting for the day Apple Pay, Venmo & CashApp come to the Kenyan market & challenge MPESA's status quo.. that would be nice.

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2 months

Apple was like ‘yeah let’s do Venmo but make it absolutely sick’

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@mmmicheni

2 years

my girl is planning to vote for Azimio and me UDA so Monday napanga sherehe serious apate hangie, hiyo kura lazima itazimia! 💀💀💀💀😂

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@mmmicheni

2 years

every single face on this photo is a meme template on its own. 😂

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2 years

Nyamari Ongegu alias Nyashinski at Sakaja's swearing-in ceremony in KICC

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@mmmicheni

24 days

btw I'm working on the paper detailing how Hanifa demonstrated the key tenets of a functional national health insurance, and can tell you for a fact that NOTHING can make me hate her. 👐🏽

𝐃𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐚

@Degrata254

24 days

Government machineries kina Mutai have been paid to tarnish Hanifa's name and create mistrust among us. We shall not buy that.

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@mmmicheni

3 years

I occasionally have to tweet something smart & medical so that the people who followed cause of the Mara Moja thread don't feel cheated... 😝😝😅

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@mmmicheni

4 months

Man, corruption is ruining the very fabric of this nation! 😭😭😂😂😂😂

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@mmmicheni

20 days

The government spent at least 1.5 million to train EACH of these doctors and now has them sleeping outside the Health Ministry because they refuse to honour legally binding agreements by posting them on time on correct terms. #RutoMustGo @Nakhumicha_S @WilliamsRuto

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@mmmicheni

19 days

Come rain, come sunshine. junior doctors will #OccupyMoH .

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@mmmicheni

3 months

Reminder that no doctor wants a pay-rise. We just don't want the paycut they're offering. #ImplementCBA2017 #DoctorsStrikeKE

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@mmmicheni

3 years

how it started, vs how it ended. Google Weather Forecast, I trusted you..!!!! 😭😭😭😂

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@mmmicheni

1 year

nimemaliza, thanks for your patience. ♥🥳

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@mmmicheni

4 years

Once again just a kind reminder that I am not to be asked kama nimemaliza shule; ile siku nitamaliza nitawaambia. Thank you. 😄

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@mmmicheni

2 months

Shad: #DebtAudit

@Shad_khalif

2 months

Just seen a GK car written Water Police Unit, what the hell is water police unit?

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@mmmicheni

2 years

ok.. so there's a 66 year old shosho in the ward with a t-shirt written "I can't be tied down but tonight you can tie me up" yoooooooooo! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

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@mmmicheni

5 years

This video isn't in English. It's in a language called 'Rejection,Hope&Love', that's why we can watch it and get it completely! 💯 💯 💯 Cc @Trabzonspor

Zach Lowy

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5 years

Trabzonspor just pulled off the greatest kit announcement of all time.

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@mmmicheni

1 year

"People who hate cats are just bad vibes"

Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪

@salimishmael_

1 year

People who hate cats are just bad vibes

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@mmmicheni

2 years

8.57am on Sunday morning and she's watching true crime documentaries at full volume. you women must choose if you want to be girlfriends or detectives.. 😭😭😭😭😂

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@mmmicheni

2 years

I just be chilling and then my brain goes "KINGORIIIIIII!! KINGORIIIIIIII!"

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@mmmicheni

4 years

@KevOnStage Bigman, you know what you did!! 😂😂😂😝

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@mmmicheni

3 years

Heniweiii, it's March! Have a great month ahead! 😉😉🌥️

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@mmmicheni

3 years

unakaa hivi unakumbuka that the ICC did independent investigations about '07 🇰🇪 post-election violence & murders, & from 40 million Kenyans, came up with a list of 6 suspects, & rn one of them has been President for 8 years & another just might be President next year.

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@mmmicheni

3 months

Look at these dimwits pointing the finish line at him & slowing down.. did they think they'd get away with it?? 😂😂😂😂😂

BRAVIN YURI

@BravinYuri

3 months

The organizers of the Beijing Half Marathon have launched investigations after 2 Kenyans deliberately let a Chinese athlete win a race.

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@mmmicheni

3 months

Teachers - Maandamano Monday. Doctors - Maandamano Tuesday. Still got at least 4 days to go. Professionals, grab a day while it's still early!

Cyprian, Is Nyakundi

@C_NyaKundiH

3 months

Junior Secondary School (JSS) teachers will hold nationwide demonstrations today Monday April 29th 2024.

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@mmmicheni

1 year

that Asian guy driving through downtown Nairobi with his window-down to bait phone snatchers & tase them is doing more to fight insecurity than police patrols.. 😭😂😂

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@mmmicheni

2 years

every health worker knows a health worker addicted to this..

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@mmmicheni

2 years

i'd wanna become KNH CEO at some point hata for 2 yrs. first order of business itakuwa kufunga ALL those shops within the hospital that sell overpriced items!! how can the sick be such buying yoghurt & milk more expensively than someone outside the hospital??

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@mmmicheni

2 years

these guys used to singlehandedly kill lions mpaka the govt had to beg them to stop because they were going extinct.. now they're on socials "so a lot of you have been asking me about my skincare routine" 😂😂

Sen. Ledama Olekina

@ledamalekina

2 years

Too many DMs some genuine some gaga! Let me reveal and hopefully it will help some … here is what I use for my legs

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@mmmicheni

19 days

Seems like it will be another night of junior doctors resting their tired, weary souls at Afya House demanding their government does what's right & legally posts them to County hospitals. #OccupyMoH #NakhumichaMustGo

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@mmmicheni

1 year

Kenyan houses that zinafanyiwa review TikTok huwa sijui 70 million but the kitchen is open-plan & is the size of a balcony. no passion. no creativity. just disappointments & a chandelier in the living room!

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@mmmicheni

3 years

btw hata mimi Mutua amenishangaza aje... sir, there are only 15 ICU beds in your entire county na unaongea na nguvu hivo karibu umalize your 280 Twitter characters?! 🤡🤡🤡🤡😩

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@mmmicheni

2 years

Juzi usiku nimejikakamua nikaenda hosi, admitted a patient, took proper history, jana kwa round presented, planned managemnt, took samples kosokoso.. I've been waiting for the results excitedly, leo nafika ward naskia alitoroka usiku na simu ya mtu🥴😂

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@mmmicheni

3 years

Okaaaaay ni sawa nimekosea, but how was I to know hii ni ya kusugua miguu and not for grating carrots??? eh? answer the question.

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@mmmicheni

2 years

this one living life by the time-lines we had set growing up.. 😭😭😭😭😭

Be a Bad Girl like Millie Odhiambo✊

@ziechelimo

2 years

21 gave me my undergrad degree 22 gave me baking and crocheting - Covid 23 gave me my Masters 24 gave me marriage Wonder what 25 has in store.... Nipate mtu akisema babies😒 Anyway Happy Birthday to me

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@mmmicheni

1 year

there's actually a DJ Shiti moment to capture everything that happens in this country.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@mmmicheni

3 years

Diclofenac is a non-steroidal, anti-inflammatory drug, NSAID for short. it's primary role is to reduce inflammation, ok? to turn down the heat. and let me tell you Maina, it does this role veeeeeeeery well. 😅

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@mmmicheni

4 months

Okay, so lemme provide some additional context regarding what the government is doing now. Short thread. 🧵

felix koskei

@koske_felix

4 months

Status update on the Whole-of-the-Nation Approach Committee tackling longstanding healthcare issues in the country.

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@mmmicheni

3 months

I present... Moses Kuria vs The Truth featuring Beethoven Fifth Symphony. 🎶😂😂

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@mmmicheni

3 months

fire Moses Kuria edit dropping in the AM. 🔥🔥

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@mmmicheni

2 years

Shot Chaser

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@mmmicheni

1 month

yule afande tech bro amekuwa na simu ya Shad amekuwa na usiku mrefu.. anapitia M-Pesa akitafuta who is funding printing of materials anapata ni watu 5000 wametuma mia-mia na ma-60 bob 😭 #FreeShad

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1 year

so apparently AI platforms like kina ChatGPT were using twitter for free data & making the app slow, so Elon said afadhali it crashes for everyone until he can find a way to stop them.. proper kamikaze businessman! 😂 thread below covers it vizuri.

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@mmmicheni

3 years

In comes MARA MOJA tablets; "kicking in the door waving the 44, all you heard was Mara Moja don't hit me no more!" 🎶 🎶 👊

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@mmmicheni

1 month

We must be seen, and we will be seen... Fake Fertilizer. Reject Ruto. #RutoMustGo

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@mmmicheni

3 years

You know what would slap right now? A FRENCH PROTESTOR. 😭😭😭😭💀💀

Sysh👩🏽‍💻

@_Ndunge_

3 years

You know what would slap right now? A MUG of coffee ☕

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1 month

"So you've been arrested during protests? Here's what to do. (2024)" A Case Study, by Dr Micheni Mike. Conclusion: Deny, Deny, Deny. #RutoMustGo

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@mmmicheni

7 months

"Quickmart Airport View" "Quiver LA" "Kilimanjaro Food & Coffee Shop" the race is on! 😭😭😭💀

Kenya West

@KinyanBoy

7 months

1824 on Lang’ata Road because the owner, a Nairobi County junior staff was effectively prosecuted by EACC and property found to be a proceed of crime. This is just one of his many properties confiscated by the state. All due to corruption.

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Mum @Nakhumicha_S , welcome to unemployment.

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1 year

Dr. M. M. Micheni , Bachelor of Medicine & Bachelor of Surgery. 🎓 😭

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3 years

Like for me, I've had issues with acidity so I go for other pain-relievers before going for this one. (haha, I made this gif myself. hope you like it. #BOBBYSHMURDAFREE 😅)

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@mmmicheni

1 year

unaenda dunda unapata MC ameamua kukuwa soloist, get me out of this drama fest ffs 💀💀

Eli 💙🦋

@KariukiKawira

1 year

MC Gogo hapa anakuwanga one of the best at his job😂 the funny comments he makes when live in a club hunimaliza ajab. The #KuzaAwards2023 by @CA_Kenya is here to recognize and fete such excellence in broadcasting. 🥳 1/2