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@Twitch
partner that doesn't stream | I sometimes play FPS, but I mostly just fish and interject myself into highly opinionated Twitter threads now
@CryptoCam22
@Bornakang
imagine you have Popeyes chicken right in front of you, but you don't have the motor skills to get it in your mouth yet. Its torture, its abuse, its funny 😭
Gaming 10 years ago:
Hit reg: ✅
Multiple game types: ✅
Good netcode: ✅
Gaming in 2019:
Skins: ✅
RNG: ✅
Big streamers will stream our game influencing others to buy it: ✅
Letting people on the other side of the world bog down your servers: ✅
"Competitive" tournaments: ✅
@buitengebieden_
Convinced after watching these videos that pandas have ascended to a higher state of understanding, where they understand that their only hope of survival is by manipulating humans with their adorable, baby-like antics
@UnderhillJeff1
@randypaint
this is a trap, men just pretend not to know what they're doing wrong so they can get away with it for as long as possible. Then blame you because of their ignorance xD
hey guys don't take this the wrong way but I'm unfollowing some ppl, i swear it's not because I want a high followers:following ratio or anything, it's just because I don't like seeing your tweets
@JoshuaPotash
@Oreocide
Cops be like "To serve and protect" and then let a bunch of kids die in front of them because they were too scared to do anything
Imagine staying home 7 days a week playing video games and then expecting your significant other to get food, cook, clean, workout and take Patreon pics after working 8 hours a day, 5 days a week. Imagine.
@DalaiLama
I have faith that one day people will wake up and realize their faith is based off of old books that were written by humans to control them.
imagine being a woman and getting blasted for having small boobs, but even if you had big boobs you'd still get bullied just because they're big. Like wtf do u think this is, Goldilocks and the Three motherfuckin Bears? everything needs to be juuuust right for you? fairy tale mfs
30th bday today but can't do anything so I just stayed in my (really comfy) pj pants all day, worked from home, and then did a bunch of dabs haha vry fun
I do have to say that the people in Long Beach are a little slow and special. About 75% of my uber rides were fails on the drivers part, one lyft scammed me, the waiters and waitresses were slower than shit and only half the food was edible. But hey at least the weather's nice.
A lot of people are worried about a war with China, but if the Chinese army ever invades just know that all you need to do is wear a red t-shirt, a hat, put your hands up and scream "shi wo da diao" and you can just join em.
@JayD51
@Pliskin_49
@Alisha12287
@LHayneTweets
@crazyclipsonly
That's nice, but you never know when your car or your tire will fail on you. Also there are many people on the road who simply don't drive properly and will hit you (happened to me twice). In this video it looks like the tire popped, and that is why he lost control.
My bf literally just told me that I don't play games with him because I have an "ego." NO ITS BECAUSE WE'RE BOTH TOO COMPETITIVE AND END UP FIGHTING EACH OTHER. Idk how other gamer couples do it 😭
The twitch party really seems dope and I'll regret not going, but I ain't about to wait in traffic and then a line and then wake up to check in for the Legends tournament at 10am
@ELahti
The reason there's hostility between game devs and players is because companies keep releasing half-assed games that have more skins than content. A person asking for a skin in a game is only going to make that game more money anyways, LOL. ???????????????????????
Less than 5 years ago: "Gamers are wasting their life, fuckin losers lmao"
Today: "YEAH I'M TOTALLY A HUGE GAMER, I HAVE BEEN MY WHOLE LIFE!!! I HAVE 5 WINS IN FORTNITE!!"
You guys ain't gonna go big like Ninja, you can stop pretending.
@kaceytron
This looks like narcissistic abuse, and he's actually enjoying the interaction while she's trying to get away. When she does try to get away, he tries his hardest to say something to make her stay and continue the argument. I've seen this behavior a MILLION times.