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Troll. Shitposter. Pureblood. Libertarian-minded. Politicians make me vomit furballs. 🚫leftists 🚫 censorship 🚫DMs 🚫 crypto trains or air. Poe’s Law applies.

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President Ice Cream Video - Final Release!! When the going gets tough, Brandon gets ice cream! Please like and share this video and subscribe for future content! Background music is Anthrax's "Got the Time".
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@CrazyHubb To the commenters saying this is cruel and unusual punishment, you’re the reason society is where it is today.
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@schwagerTV @KHQLocalNews This was ok, though.
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@MomsPostingLs She took the selfish way out and left her kid motherless.
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@lporiginalg I will not spend any mental energy trying to determine who is what.
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@kamilli89654194 @CrazyHubb A haircut is not traumatic. The kid is throwing a tantrum.
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@thereal_SnS Wait, so troons can teach kids how to mutilate themselves but a normal teacher can’t say something funny off the clock?!
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@DefiantLs Chewbacca having a seizure.
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@MrAndyNgo The globalists are smiling wide as this all goes according to their plan.
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@RAZ0RFIST Isn’t it funny they make fun of redneck Trump supporters while dressing up like rednecks? 🤔
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@thereal_SnS Nothing like putting a bright bullseye on center mass like that 🤣.
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@lporiginalg Walking right past indoor plumbing and aiming straight into space. You can’t bottle that kind of courage.
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@narrative_hole A half million dead bodies and climbing.
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@BGatesIsaPyscho Whoever thought this photo op was a good idea should be fired and then this guy resign.
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@bennyjohnson How can they tell the difference between an active shooter and regular criminals in Chicago?
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@lporiginalg She looks like Larry from the Three Stooges.
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@lincolnmjay @libsoftiktok @TheMenzoid @isabellerivo I’m old enough to remember when you couldn’t go to school with ripped jeans. Now teachers put on massive fake breasts for “equity”.
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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Kid with a gun in the car.
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@DefiantLs How they really feel about America.
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@DefiantLs Prison time for Harry!
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@DonutOperator @KeithOlbermann @TheAKGuy No one takes Keith Olbermann seriously 🤣
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@SunWeatherMan 9/11 was an inside job Maui was an inside job Oklahoma city was an inside job “Academically accepted” history is a lie The universe is a torus experiencing a big bang and big crunch simultaneously Reality is a simulation inside a simulation Heart has neurons & memories of its
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@BGatesIsaPyscho I don’t trust the people who think the planet is overpopulated.
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@VivaLaBAD_ @CrazyHubb The kid is throwing a tantrum like a toddler. It’s hair. It will grow back.
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@sairasameerarao @KirkusReviews The title and your description sound kind of… racist 🤔
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@PeteButtigieg Pete doesn’t believe in states’ rights.
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@lporiginalg I hope she’s triple vaxxed and boosted.
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@newstart_2024 Time for tribunals.
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@McFaul It doesn’t end with Biden:
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Democrat congressman Dan Goldman: President Trump “cannot see public office again . . . and he has to be eliminated.”
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@catturd2 Those cops should be fired. They can’t control their emotions.
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@TPV_John Alex Jones recently said that the UN soldiers will not be wearing blue helmets when SHTF. This is a military operation guised as an immigration crisis.
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@disclosetv Gigacancer brought to you by Pfizer.
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@iluminatibot Now he’s got a droopy face from the clot shot.
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@ShitpostGate “Look at my *blow up”
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@narrative_hole Situation is not the same as 40+ years ago.
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@BillMelugin_ @TPV_John Sounds like you want the credit more than you care about the message.
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This sums up #DisneyGroomers well.
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@Oklahomesteader @disclosetv They’ll slap a carbon tax on that just like they want to do with beef.
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@stclairashley Anime version of you.
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@TheInsiderPaper Yay WWIII is still on!
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@NikkiHaleyHQ Go back to your box of shame.
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@AKfortySlevin @DefiantLs They probably just asked her “why the long face?” 🤣
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@ElectionWiz Excellent news!
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@RyanAFournier A small part of me kinda does want to see them show up for a proper schooling 😂
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@brandondarby Here’s your participation trophy, Bactine spray, and a kiss for your boo boo
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@DefiantLs I burned a tire while reading this post.
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@tracybeanz They can’t read 400 pages in 30 days? Isn’t that their job?
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@aTeXan575 Several miles from back home a resort was full of thugs that ended up in a police standoff. They trashed the place but regional government tried to keep it quiet. Something is brewing
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@equine__dentist Celestial uterine death punch.
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@michaelmalice His blood soy level is so high it’s hallucinogenic.
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@bennyjohnson Their narrative goes something like this…
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@VivaLaBAD_ @CrazyHubb Cancer patients and a child throwing a tantrum are not the same thing. Don’t try to equate the two.
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@zerohedge A lot of people that aren’t working aren’t on unemployment. The employment numbers are garbage.
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@SomeBitchIIKnow I’ll never care about leftists getting fired.
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@RepNikema Reported this tweet for misleading information. You know why.
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@JohnLu0x @SomeBitchIIKnow @JackK Everyone knows Hitler was really half black, half Jewish, and half eskimo.
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@Alphafox78 Looks like earthworms stuck together.
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@RealJamesWoods Kamala must be giggling and wringing her hands at the prospect of pushing Joe down the stairs after swearing in
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@TheInsiderPaper Is this that decency on the ballot thing they keep talking about?
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@ShitpostGate No one requested gay Thundercats.
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@ChuckCallesto @DougAMacgregor She said that the last few times a Republican was in office. However, perhaps we can lend her a hand and push her out of the nest this time.
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@WallStreetSilv I don’t think any child should get any vaccines immediately after birth. That’s just insane.
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@C_L_I_C_K Police have to show restraint - the average person won’t. This is just a sliver of how regular folk are getting dragged into this if this doesn’t end soon. Enough is enough
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@MelonieMac Can you make these into UNO cards? 🤣
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@bennyjohnson Green Day just proved they can actually suck more than they already did.
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@bud_eater @CrazyHubb When i was in school teachers had paddles. A haircut grows back.
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@RadioGenoa This looks like a gay club but I could be wrong.
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@FrankLuntz You didn’t wipe the leftover globalist “sauce” off your lip before taking this pic.
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@ScottAdamsSays If this pic is true then we should all get our pitchforks.
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@taylorcrumpton So, you got fired for being a filthy commie?
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@TheRevAl @NationalAction DEI has nothing to with inclusivity and everything to do with Marxism.
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@DailyCaller @Acosta Jim Acosta is mad that his underoos didn’t keep Trump supporters from picking on him
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@JackPosobiec @michaelmalice These two insufferable communist twats need to go.
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@MrAndyNgo If schools actually taught math and leftists actually had a brain, they’d understand that you can’t divide 0.
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@ichudov I remember when this video was taken down a couple years ago.
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@tracybeanz An anonymous source has confirmed @acosta still sucks his thumb at night
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@realannapaulina @HoboPickled I’m proud of Americans coming together to defend their neighborhoods! Stay strong and stay safe! 🇺🇸
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@kylenabecker @ScottAdamsSays The federal government is illegitimate.
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@catturd2 Pronouns are like masks - they show you who to avoid.
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@disclosetv God always wins.
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@HarleyMonster I just checked that dude’s GPS and it all makes sense now.
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@ViralNewsNYC @ElectionWiz Bro knows his facts 🇺🇸
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@RealJamesWoods I couldn’t listen to all of it. My ears slam shut as soon as he or Kamala open their mouths
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@narrative_hole Lindsey is always overcompensating for his latent homosexuality.
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@GraduatedBen Kamala’s inner dialogue:
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