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Robin Typhina Rex 𓅞🏳️‍🌈🦘

2 months

chat, I am GOING HOME for the first time since 2016. so fyi I will be just unbearably joyful for the next 18 days as I am reunited with my beloved city+country and also my precious lifetime hoard of Objects and Possessions. my Things and Items! 😭

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Robin Typhina Rex 𓅞🏳️‍🌈🦘

@TyphinaRex

2 months

who exactly are airport shops for? like imagine going oops, forgot to grab a prada bag and a rolex that I totally need for my flight

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Robin Typhina Rex 𓅞🏳️‍🌈🦘

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2 months

thank you I know duty free exists this is a Small Joke. if you say duty free at me from this point on you need to pay me one dollar. I will use that to purchase reasonably priced and taxed goods.

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4 months

@clhubes any halfway decent parent would simply switch their baby to airplane mode

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@SmalltimeJones

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2 months

@Sk8Couch I'm sure that's it. And the luxury effect multiplies when they're all next to each other like that

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5 months

@rat_liker I would simply never allow my child to sample a non-alcoholic beer (because they are expensive and my special treat and I do not want to share my treat)

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@marrowing a pediatric dietician gave me a document about giving more veggies to kids and it was basically two pages of "put butter and cheese and sauce on them"

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2 months

@marzipanalley that's the fancy perfume and chocolates places for sure

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2 years

@LucyXIV Back in my day, you had to be at least a week deep into a pointless forum argument before you'd get called a eugenicist. Nowadays, you can get there in under three minutes. That's real progress.

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Robin Typhina Rex 𓅞🏳️‍🌈🦘

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2 months

@mollywidstrom still have to pay the "absurdly overpriced product" tax tho

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Robin Typhina Rex 𓅞🏳️‍🌈🦘

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5 years

@teensith @kittynouveau State Fair food gets weirder every year.

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1 year

@clhubes oh, I see you're prioritizing flaunting your wealth to your neighbors while your poor child, cursed to a drab existence trapped in a featureless room, is forced to forage in the woods/yard for even a morsel of visual stimulation. or microplastics? these are my guesses.

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Robin Typhina Rex 𓅞🏳️‍🌈🦘

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2 months

@windowschick I agree that airport money isn't real and you should just expect to bankrupt yourself, but I have my limits

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4 months

@caitlincanahey I once suspected my human child might have thyroid issues because he had some similar symptoms to my 15 year old... cat.

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2 months

@henry_neville please, somebody help me with my pile of loose possessions

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2 months

@PixelatedH2O lol, just carrying all your stuff through security in your arms and buying a suitcase last minute to put it in

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10 months

@racheline_m no, I'm sure they wouldn't do such an unprecedented thing

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two images to understand appalachia and who serves whose interests

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17 days

Mountain Mule Packer Ranch is packing supplies into Weaverville tomorrow. Reach out to 910-885-1402 if you know of specific needs and areas where they can get their mule strings in to help.

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@aklingus a straight-talking 60 year old midwestern dad is a very appealing candidate.

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2 years

@MNateShyamalan If I were a grown adult using the word "epically", I would be very ashamed of my life choices.

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@BlondeHistorian I have this exact conversation with myself when I see a service dog.

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@punk9059 here I found one 4 u

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2 months

@ban3vader69 man, Casio will happily sell me a watch any day of the week, which seems like a better system

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@Suzycue681 cramming a full size suitcase into my carry-on bag

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7 months

@lumbjackwharfie yet look how easily the van (an actually useful large vehicle) passes through

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@TheLincoln @dangkitty207 it's servants all the way down

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5 months

@clhubes the average kidnapper spends upwards of 12 hours a day lurking outside bagel shops in the hope that someone will hand over a baby. it's a very time-consuming line of work

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2 years

@punished_cait I adore and admire the person who did this. Beautiful efficient energy.

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2 months

@duckenheimer just sipping on chanel perfume samples like they're tiny cocktails

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10 months

@caithuls everyone gets shoes on Jan 1st, and they're taken away if you sin

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10 months

@peaopoe @TheLincoln @dangkitty207 community 🙏

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2 years

@punished_cait Driving to the airport is such a hassle, but it is so nice to get off a plane and be greeted by your nice friend and flop into their car. Like one person is inconvenienced a bit for the great benefit of the other person... this is how you Be A Friend.

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@somethings_awry I got a good part of my lifelong chronic pain diagnosed in four words by a complete stranger from a casual reply I posted to someone else.

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1 year

@hausofdecline You'll be pleased to know...

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5 months

@damnitmadeline obviously he should have left it on the grass where it was happy and thriving

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4 years

@AITA_reddit "Make it low fat/low sugar... chicken stock instead of vanilla" Which they then describe as "not a whole new recipe, just cutting out and changing a few things". The it's-for-a-dog is not the issue here.

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2 years

@JortsTheCat Oh Jorts (and Jean), I just don't think that anycats who are standing around with a sign saying "give me your bird" are really the best cats to trust a bird with.

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@focusfronting many reasons! two: free items via loyalty points drive return business: "I want a coffee, I'll drive past these places to McDonald's & get a free apple pie" arbitrary expiry of points creates urgency: "oh, I should go to McDonald's, I've got points I don't want to waste"

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2 years

@jenneheise @Bryce1pump1crem @tonykchoi And two operators. Emergency stops don't press themselves.

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Robin Typhina Rex 𓅞🏳️‍🌈🦘

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2 years

@weskrantz They only do a big snoozy-baby stretch like that when they're about to attack. 😢

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2 years

@BillCampi @steinkobbe Gee, I guess those companies just asked kids on the internet to go do their merchandising. Couldn't be any other way ...

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@Very__Regular honestly, best possible outcome. kids are comparatively quick to replace

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6 months

@BadMedicalTakes the nurse who administered that

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@TyphinaRex

6 months

@ymmayer children learning a skill with synchronised practice to music is a uniquely Chinese phenomenon pic unrelated

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1 year

@NotABigJerk I want any bad tweets I read to be credited back to my allowance. If I'm only allowed 600, they'd better all be bangers.

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@imbethmccoll my local reuse store takes in old candle remnants and melts them into new candles, so I'm actually an environmental hero for burning candles poorly.

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@TyphinaRex

6 months

@focusfronting western australia, total population 2 million, gets 7 stops. this feels excessive

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2 months

@_birdmachine it's sydney airport so all of those scenarios are certainly possible

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2 years

@paintblljnkie @briggityboppity Actually, having a neighbour interaction consent form is super problematic because it implies that consent is granted in perpetuity rather than being ongoing. I give my neighbours a Consent Airhorn that they sound continuously to signal their consent.

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10 months

@CantEverDie and it's on that "$12 a month for all the drinks you want" deal, which they regularly give a month of free. it's the most cost-effective way to die.

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7 months

@HannahPosted Wonder why they cropped out the description? Oh... "Will have lots of character when remodeled and updated." these houses are for cash buyers because good luck financing that as an occupier, and will need more cash to make insurable and livable.

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@daydream113017 his second tweet is not entirely wrong, but there's meant to be big exceptions and one of them is meant to be your dad

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1 year

@clhubes One was like "jazz it up with olives and like 3 different jarred peppers". Probably don't do that, hey?

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1 year

@lottelydia I'm attaching screenshots now of the previous emails in which I already said the thing. "As per my previous email WHICH IS IN THIS PICTURE HERE". I reserve this for the worst habitual reoffenders.

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@miraka_r you really do have to compare prices to what you'd pay elsewhere. it's very often not saving any money.

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@mylife365_ @asj519 11 seconds in, she says "there were seasons...". that's fundy christian talk, the "seasons of life" business. that's a clue to what's happening here.

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@Wangleberry

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1 year

@lvamsgatthebeep These two words make me hate this. Give her a device she can video call her dad with. Kids are people. They deserve private spaces.

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2 years

@DerCryptaxis @punished_cait That's a medical need and is exempt from counting.

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@UntoNuggan When I was scheduled for a surgery, they insisted they'd explain post-op instructions to the person driving me home. I needed them ahead of time so I could read myself and prepare as needed. They refused, insisted it be verbal after the fact. Cancelled the surgery!

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1 year

@SaeedDiCaprio this is terrible for my business making the shittiest no-effort logos imaginable.

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2 years

@mrfishtopher Oh no! Some unidentified third party chewed through Fish's food bag! Poor little guy. I'm sorry this happened to him through absolutely no fault or responsibility of his own.

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@briggityboppity I made a warm sheltering box for a really friendly little guy so he'd survive the mega coldness of January 2020. Of course I wasn't keeping him, that wouldn't be fair on existing cat...

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@liv_lucy @PPantsdown @LilNasX To be fair, it's not a good outfit for little boys. Far too voluminous for play, the length is a trip hazard, and I'm sure it's not machine washable. I would simply not like to be scraping dried-up playdoh off such a fine garment.

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2 years

@antifanurse @MemeVVitch - I have anemia. - So you're going to take an iron supplement, or do they need to do something else? - Iron supplement. - OK. *118 minutes of tuneless humming*

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@underawoosan @alakedix1 @redditships Nothing has deeper personal significance to me than the semi-arbitrary numerals ironed onto a stranger's work uniform.

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6 months

don't worry guys, they caught the perpetrator

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1 year

@GarbageApe ALL FOOD THESE DAYS IS TERRIBLE *posts picture of food these days*

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@clhubes king size is excessive and the rest of the room utterly sucks, but I am Team Big Bed. posting this from my kid's queen size bed where the pre-sleep kicks barely even reach me

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1 year

@punished_cait Nah, it's fine. Source: don't want to stop doing this.

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@iamemilymayo @JaneCaro Every time I see a pic of a private school building, I think of the "temporary" demountables at my old school. Installed in the '60s. STILL THERE TODAY. Damn things will need heritage listing soon, but at least private schools aren't being deprived of their 4th swimming pool.

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@mrtonymartin After the introduction of RBT in Australia, the alcohol-related road toll almost halved the next year. What a waste of police time doing all those breath tests when the rate of drink driving was going to magically drop anyway.

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excuse me what is this madness?

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4 years

@LabyrinthWeaver @ProjectLincoln The problem is we do too much weighing, we're the best in the world at weighing. If you stop weighing, the obesity just... soon you have zero obesities.

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@_celia_bedelia_ Nobody experiencing postpartum bleeding is wearing a pale trouser to a restaurant. Nobody with a newborn is wearing clothes so precious that they must be washed in a public place.

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@SNeurotypicals They could achieve the same subversion of expectation by smashing the egg on their own head and seeing the kid's reaction. But that's not the part that's funny to them.

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@cait_davey @cameronwilson Brings this awful stunt to mind.

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@SpartanGnasher @100Toasters @fasc1nate That's not how this works. The water comes out of the supply line just as it would at any other basin. The only difference is where the basin drains to. The water is going *into* the tank, not coming out of it.

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@InsaneZach @ResNeXtGuesser @sexpenisballs SEXPENISBALLS

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@JEllulz @ifdurdad most of it was probably fine. they're throwing out ketchup and hot sauce ffs

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@PlagueLord420 @MsECE_ @TheKalenAllen Honestly the least offensive choice offered.

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@OkButStill their downstairs neighbours will love it too when the whole kitchen goes crashing through the floor under the weight of a pallet worth of cast iron.

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Bazooka Joe(Account not active)

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What is the stereotype about your group that is true for you? I am Bosnian and I have a positive opinion on Tito

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@MagsTheObscure @such_hockey_wow @AITA_reddit Oh no, they didn't start dating until a year later. So it's totally fine. (it is not fine at all)

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@wheelswordsmith Workcover should mandate the provision of Zoops on a hot day. Basic human right.

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@JortsTheCat It's almost as if their labor generates significant real value. hmm!

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@Rob516751895303 jokes on them, I already spent all the money I saved up for travel

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1 year

@JamesRBordenJr @NotABigJerk You could tell me anything about this situation and I'd believe it. Like there is nothing anyone could make up that's more bonkers than the true facts.

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@AITA_reddit I like to use small forks, my partner likes big forks. This is going to sound super radical, but we... just each use the size of fork that we personally prefer. The forks just sit there in the drawer next to each other, thankfully so far nothing terrible has happened as a result.

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2 years

@lackingsaint The diversity hire.

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8 months

google search is basically useless now, yeah? 🧵

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4 months

@purplepingers you left out the pics of the en suite

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5 years

@tudsley @elijahdaniel @willmenaker The feathers in her Etsy dreamcatchers are brown.

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2 years

@punished_cait "some dumb tweets" is really stretching the definition of "some".

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Robin Typhina Rex 𓅞🏳️‍🌈🦘

@TyphinaRex

1 year

@clhubes Save your battles for when they matter. Important appointment/flight/event? Sorry, those shoes need to be on now. But the freaking *park* will still be there in half an hour.

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Robin Typhina Rex 𓅞🏳️‍🌈🦘

@TyphinaRex

2 years

@Stairway @redditships 50 hoodies, in their own section. Is this closet in the east wing of her mansion?

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Robin Typhina Rex 𓅞🏳️‍🌈🦘

@TyphinaRex

2 months

@Pixleescreen no, sydney! but I think there are just 4 basic models of airport now

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Robin Typhina Rex 𓅞🏳️‍🌈🦘

@TyphinaRex

2 years

"for you see, I have a System" Bask in the safe and warm glory of these perfect words. So cozy.

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@SNeurotypicals

2 years

Neurodivergent screening tests will be like "do you struggle with wearing socks" and ND people will be like "nope does not describe me, for you see I have a System" and folks that is what the question is getting at

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Robin Typhina Rex 𓅞🏳️‍🌈🦘

@TyphinaRex

8 months

@_celia_bedelia_ why did they cut the screenshot there, I wonder? because the next bit is pretty relevant too, I thought.

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Robin Typhina Rex 𓅞🏳️‍🌈🦘

@TyphinaRex

3 years

@Breaker_Jones @kittynouveau Debtor's prison

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