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Horror Collector, Youtuber, Podcaster; (Writer?) Bio Masters Degree In Ecology, Evolution+ Behavior/Herptiles. Loudly Progressive. Dead by Daylight Aficionado.

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Joined February 2020

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2 years

I can't believe it's come to this. My card autopay hit me 4 days early and got a lot of overdraft fees. Nobody's even looking at the cards I put on ebay. Jobs have been unresponsive. My spare stuff has been hard to sell even at loss. Help me out if you want via cashapp + venmo 🙏

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@OrcGirlBoss I think it's an oil rig but that doesn't explain why they're splattered in mud. Like does it spray out of there, did they roll around in it at the jobsite, like wha?

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@claybitkid You two have practically the same art style and his looks fine, this is pretty unnecessarily rude.

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@GodsBestShitter This isn't uncommon in films? Halloween 2018/Kills/Ends, The Blob (1988), Dinocroc, My Girl, Pet Sematary, The Toxic Avenger (1984), Pumpkinhead, all the Sleepaway Camps....there's a lot more like this so like what point are you trying to make singling this specific one out?

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@TheFaerth As someone with autism spectrum disorders whos read the rest of the thread these posts just make it harder for people to take our issues seriously because it makes us look like pathological hypochondriacs who can't handle anything that could be remotely difficult or inconvenient

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@Chriss_m I saw him being like "haha die Palestinians lol" on tiktok and kinda made up my mind about it there

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@Chriss_m Idk I think they're making fun of him because he's a jerk, is Schnapp even Jewish to begin with?

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@dvveet It occurs to me people may genuinely not know what he originally looked like as a human

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@Chriss_m I mean, there's video of him saying that kind of stuff, so idk why we're picking this hill.

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@theyanncarter @vampireiss So much to unpack from the name "Dr. Shattercock M.D." alone

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@s_m_marandi Don't they live like, only a couple miles from there? Do they not know about Fallout?

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@chrisecrowley I lead such an empty and lonely life I thought this was genuinely how everyone else spends their days

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@AChutneyFerret @richard_normal The what

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@Chriss_m It's 1230am, I've already wasted a lot of time indulging your boneheadedness.

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@Chriss_m There's one of them right here? What are you getting out of this, are they paying you to argue with people? Respect if so

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the new season of stranger things noah schnapp is a Zionist, and what's more he made this video:

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@TrenUltra @bizlet7 Get off drugs and stop embarrassing yourself

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@DraftGeneral69 @DaddyWolfBear @JohnathanPerk Did you read the "james bond" thread from a few days ago? They can

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3 years

Whoa New Blood Jason might be @NECA_TOYS best Ultimate line figure to date, just look at him up close. Amazing detail that I can hardly believe comes at a $30 price point

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@_Reaganite_ Idk, dying naturally at 90 after successfully foiling cia assassins everyday since the 60s seems like an overall win. Like, I think he beat us good on that game

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@otter_weekend "Should have Found a way to overcome it" is the serious answer a 29 year old gave me during a discussion on "making excuses" when I used similar scenarios to ask if they counted. "I can't go home, my house burned down" was "making excuses"

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@poisonjr Sure it's not the 28 Days Later zombie virus instead? A lot more redness everywhere than I've seen before

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@skeIetonns Hey now

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@WhackNicholson Liberals: *do nothing, give Republicans everything they want uncontested* Voters: hey why should we help you again? Liberals: "OMG because we'll stop the Republicans!!"

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@adnoidonsteroid @WaywardWinifred Probably not a great idea overall

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@The_RadicalDino If they're really important to you idk why you're not interested in getting a candidate with better chances when Biden already is losing in matchup polls, or how he protected nobody from the Roe repeal and has given no sign he'd protect anyone else. Dems aren't better by default

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@davenewworld_2 I can't belive how calm everyone stays after he says it. He really says it. Out loud. To her face.

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@JGriffs99 They probably don't actually

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@Chriss_m Very cute, but I have real stuff to reference instead of scattered shitposts.

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@HUMBLEBILL I like how the "most read" section implies you were invovled in those news stories, like a rap sheet layout

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@newfielyd @gayest_tone Seems like it'd be too enjoyable before it turned severe enough to be lethal

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@DahliaZahava People who call literally EVERYTHING "ableism/ableist" sicken me, they just make it harder for people with disabilities to be taken seriously and delegitimize accessibility measures

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@thelicoricekid Or how different they remember Luke Wilson's Sheriff, who's either ruggedly handsome or a bucktoothed hillbilly

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@yrrucsc30 @CultureCrave Spacegodzilla has been around since roughly 1993, you did know that right?

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@PonderfulYT People forget domestic cats are great predators and do immense damage to native small animals that aren't pests when allowed to room freely

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@emteehall "Imperfect" meaning "will still support fascism but quietly and with subtlety"

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@ZeroSuitCamus I feel like a healthy person could outrun that thing and flip it over

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@punishedpants "Allegedly" is pretty generous to him here

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@punishedpope Someone pointed out that the language they use on these announcements is neutral enough to still count if the patient didn't survive

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@based_eva Conservative cartoons never tell an actual joke that makes sense

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@HomBKE I bet it was like "Nnyyguggggghhh" or something on the dialogue sheet and someone made an incredible misread, sometimes people are just unbelievably incompetent and miss obvious things. I don't think anyone would dare do this on purpose. Definitely need to remove that line ASAP

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@CultureCrave Hoping for Destroyah, Biollante or Spacegodzilla personally

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@RaceplayShawty @kieranclair_ Is this better?

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@smartsuzysunset @6uzm4n @DraftGeneral69 @DaddyWolfBear @JohnathanPerk Yep, because the cop didn't like feeling stupid and lied about "his spoken tone"

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These guys are really named James Bond. The first jokes "if you're gonna tell a cop your name is James Bond, you better carry an ID." We think this will be a funny video. But no. They then detail being beaten, arrested and jailed by out-of-control cops for stating their names.

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@biggestjoel "Through gaming"; like wtf does that even mean

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@lackofsmiles @TSpain21 @MissJLomax Very optimistic to assume the son doesn't strangle them in their sleep in retaliation for the extreme emotional abuse

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@Shykin91 People BADLY need to start doing text guides that aren't under arbitrary lock and key that take 30 hours of searching to find

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@thenewsball @Trickyjabs There's a difference between little kids "I wanna do this when I grow up" and old men's "we did this stuff for years and loved it", this is a very basic concept

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@meaganmday Joe is a Republican in all but name

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@EclipseSwordsm @koryspellz OHMYGOD

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@QOrigins Not once does "are we wrong about a this?" Occur I bet

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@RJSHutton @ACTBrigitte You made all those names up

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@WillowCreative_ That's really great, reminds me of Ravagers from Ark

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@PebsieTTV I think it's still installable from physical discs of the "Nightmare Edition" [untested]

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@blueskylarkart It's good that some media adresses this kind of thing so people can learn the concepts. Fullmetal brotherhood and its ishvala storylines come to mind for me too

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@alexhaedda @hausofdecline Have you actually seen it? Literally crime against art

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@Ollie_XVX These places should not be legal

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@knifeinpocket This was something of a plot point in the Five Nights at Freddy's movie and people kept complaining about "well that wouldn't happen, it's implausible because why wouldn't she turn him in?" Very few people understand situations like this happen all the time

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@SheHulk People are going to forget the show existed in less than a year

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@Chriss_m Did they really do that or this just more of your bluster

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@conureCC He could pay to have it set up perfectly, quickly and flawlessly but no, he had to do it totally by himself without doing anything right

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@PunishedMonty @ShinMegamiJimi It's like a switch gets pulled, "wait what was I mad about? Guess it wasn't important oh well"

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@TheAbyssOfWhoa I think it's actually fairly common with younger children that they get cast in their parents work in smaller roles

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@speechboy71 Important to note that every person interviewed said "what are you talking about?"

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@Duke_of_Phale @thehill It seems like a kinda rare animal too. However the idea is to breakdown the venom into it's component molecules in a lab and manufacture the helpful one into medicine, not just randomly pound down snake venom like it's a drinking contest.

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@gayest_tone "That's a very serious accusation, there's a lot of wild stories flying around now though, do you have any proof?" "No how dare you ask"

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@0liviaolive Ay

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@_AlexHirsch Did they censor the commentary tracks on a couple episodes? There's a few times where it sounds like you get cut off then when the sound comes back in a few minutes you're talking about something else. This is one of the best physical media sets of anything I've seen released tho

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@petercoffin Why willingly post this photo

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@pktyphoon @jeremysmiles @HardDriveMag I like this one

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@VividProwess @NiohBerg Good news, it's staged to get this reaction from you

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@Kyto_YT Good Times

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@TheodoreMoller @VaushV @elonmusk You can see examples of him doing it though

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@fikrisirnight "Fandom"? Delete your tumblr and Go outside when the sun is up

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@Chris_SactoCA Nah spam it, they'll never learn otherwise

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@gayest_tone

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Never seen these before, what am I in for?

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@proustmalone A lot of people we thought were Democratic allies were literally just "pro-choice Republican" all along, it's very disheartening

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@AriDrennen And still under biden, who probably doesn't even know this is happing but will just shrug when he finds out

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@ecclesias @Red__son @DavidOAtkins So is this a troll post or do you just not know anything about fdr

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@bjbjonez Because Betty White was a good person without a role in several international crimes?

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@jeremysmiles I was surprised he could act so well, I'm used to thinking of him as a living meme from all the Cena jokes

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@TheMcKenziest Well he just HAD to be the primary nominee at all costs and against all logic, get what you pay for I guess

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@JimBethell @Iamayoungchild Musk fired everyone in the department that regulated this stuff day one, so idk why you're so surprised

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@beepboopsloane I fully approve and endorse

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@CNN The job openings: "$8/hour, must be available 4am-8pm everyday. Job is heavy physical labor for minimum 70 hours/week. Must have Masters degree and 9 years experience. Must be on call during weekends. No benefits. At-will employer"

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@posting_forever @ConditorCancri This is pretty much how I felt after Will Stencil said not being able to get hired for anything out of school was a "skill issue"

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@neilhimself @SlapMyHams @PublishersWkly I respect you but it was still really foolish to say anything that sounded like support for the lawsuit, even if that wasn't your intent

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@TheMarySue May have found the writer's main problem

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Fired this up!

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@BixbyManing @parkored I have one collection of Hellraiser comics that's like 500 pages, there's a TON of them and more than that

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Behold the type of "horror fan" who also hated Halloween Ends since their understanding of the big horror franchises comes from what they saw on a cereal box this one time 8 years ago.

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@Variety oh boy, its gonna be full of woke stuff and i bet jason is gonna be a girl

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@han_bnan I've met a lot of people who admire others so much who "said they would do something then went and did it" that completely Don't care at all about whether what that person promised to do was actually good or bad.

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Everyone calling Halloween 2018 and Halloween Kills bad has obviously never seen Halloween 5, 6, H20 or Resurrection.

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@reviewwales Hear you loud and clear, switching it up

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@MencianLegalism Oh so you were on the German side of the conflict, got it.

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@Little_woosah @FiserJoshua @snsmith2000 Doesn't mean they aren't completely correct lol

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@Chriss_m Because I don't have a file folder of all the crazy bullshit i see posted I must be mentally ill right? It can't be that *you* could be wrong or not grasping why people take issue with the behavior/actions, its that everyone asking "idk about tha, you sure?" is just crazy 😑

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@somebadideas The more I read about this show the more convinced I am they didn't watch more than 2-5 episodes of the original series

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