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Joined August 2021
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@PublishersWkly @Dazed Straight men read Nineteenth Century novels.
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@LibertyCappy @alifarhat79 I crunched the numbers and it turns out she’s right. This could change everything.
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@bendreyfuss Many such cases.
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@nikitabier He's getting older too. Soon he'll only be juggling 2-3 girlfriends at a time, and everybody will get off his case.
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@caesararum @amelapay Very easy to accidentally knock over as well.
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@MindEnjoyer This is not standard at all. My wife is a therapist (and highly regarded) and she has clients "graduate" (kids) and finish all the time. And if a client isn't making actual progress, she knows it is time to do something different.
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@thechosenberg It's going to be only on Fridays until it becomes only on the weekends, and so on...
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@BasedTorba Nobody is going to believe anything depicted in images/video going forward. It's back to eyewitness testimony.
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@eyeslasho This is why “centering the marginal” is such a damaging modus operandi. Hard cases make bad law. When setting policy you must start with the typical or standard case. So you must center the center. Not the margin.
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@gdmorejon What an unbelievable pussy you are.
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@PicoPaco17 There's something creepy about being in the middle of all that, thousands of miles from anything.
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@zagrebbi They're a good couple. It just goes to show that dictators are human too.
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@TheRightDuff @PublishersWkly @Dazed Straight men read Nineteenth Century novels, especially Russian ones.
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@0x49fa98 The biggest effect is simply due to removal of habitual criminals. It's the same people doing crime after crime.
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@mugshawtys Hard working girl just trying to earn an honest buck, and The Man is all over her.
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@infinitegaze This is why I never workout. Better safe than sorry.
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@cnviolations The math checks out. The Ukraine is one of those few countries with 160% of people living in it.
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@tybuddhaboy No, no, no. That's so you can sit through your kid's dance recital without getting angry looks.
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@MattZeitlin @MikeBenchCapon Also, maybe the ones seeking out the “trips” were already looking for a way out.
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@bcmerchant From about 2005 on, the vendors have been pitching ADC (automatic defect classification) to us. And we've been telling the vendors that we really need ADC. For fifteen years it has been doing ok in tests but had a tendency to fail catastrophically in production. Because it is
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@Steve_Sailer I thought my Aussie was supposed to be smart. Maybe sometimes it skips a generation.
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@tracewoodgrains Pretty sure a climate modeler was involved.
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@Juanita30622990 Women over weirdos.
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@pli_cachete Just as the eggs and flour are lost in the cake batter, there is no peanut butter or jelly in this mixture.
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@PeacefulRobbie @Howlingmutant0 I don't know what that is, and I'm afraid to find out.
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@cremieuxrecueil One of the few issues where the African American community can legitimately school the rest of the country.
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@nikitabier That's why Microsoft never made the big time.
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@wesyang Asian man may eventually inherit the earth. That's not too bad of an outcome.
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@CBHeresy Sex Tourism. But with a good conscience.
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@DrRebeccaTidy I doubt that the admin's word that "these are really this user's orders," doesn't count as evidence. Paying the ransom is good money after bad.
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@eyeslasho I always hedge my bets and go with an Jewish Asian doctor. 👍
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@ScottAdamsSays Make sure your diversity hires are properly supervised is the takeaway here.
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@wifejak No, don’t you dare change the wifejak image. The original contains all of the luminous ideality of the archetype. Even a single degree of greater specificity collapses the abstraction and drops precious information, ruining the dream for all. Which is *not cool*.
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@BillAckman @RepStefanik @Columbia Stefanik is not afraid to rock the cleavage. This needs to be applauded and encouraged. Decolletage culture is a humane culture.
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@BillAckman Somebody went and pissed off the smartest billionaires in the world. And we get to watch the retribution in real time. Could it get, even *Biblical* in scope?
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@Steve_Sailer @eyeslasho One of the two reasons I never became an academic philosopher is because I saw how good some of the people at the very top schools were in real life and I knew I would always be mediocre in the field.
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@Rainmaker1973 @JesslovesMJK I would go back to smoking if that is how they were still packaged.
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@JoseCanseco @NastrondScourge They tried to sell him a hotdog from the first game just now.
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@NatlParkService @nguyenhdi Darkness!! Is it darkness?
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@TheManlet_King Well, the life of a landlord *is* highly lauded by the poets.
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@WomenReadWomen @DazzleSarah2023 This is probably going to be the fate of a lot of Ukranian women, unfortunately.
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@zagrebbi People always dragging dictators, but you try being the one who has to decide who goes into the vat of acid and who doesn't, day in and day out.
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@realchrisrufo I wouldn’t mind being supported. I can paint abstract paintings.
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@fchollet The West destabilized itself.
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@katrosenfield This is not a true marriage. These are roommates who have a baby.
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@MindEnjoyer And if that doesn't work, it's time to refer the client to someone else for a different approach.
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@therobotjames @MindEnjoyer Not unusual at all. They have plenty of job security given the current state of things. Most of them do not at all need to "hang on" to clients. Maybe the worst of them (and there are some terrible ones).
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@petebiblio @PublishersWkly @Dazed Yes there are a few 20th Century novels that are also worth reading that straight men read.
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@BMWK This is what leadership sounds like.
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@0x49fa98 Unfortunately, there is no direct relationship between birthrates and average womanly beauty in a country. There may even be a bit of an inverse relationship.
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@NewsHour Can't get enough of it, eh? Fresh account of this evergreen story? Sacco and Vanzetti deserve a fresh account, too. Let's not leave out any of the old favorites.
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@MarmotRespecter Provided they have a pile of cash.
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@rob_mcrobberson I hated 1:1's even though my manager was a good guy. It's two weeks since we last did this; there's nothing new to say!
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@Kurt_Steiner I'm not sure Teddy was on his game that day. The corpulent are fitted for spectating, not joining in the fray themselves. So they have a spectator's sensibility, which is to look for their own amusement. Consequently, they laugh a lot. This looks like congeniality, but it
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@victorckumar @petemandik Do not simply destroy by providing the counterexample but also provide her with an alternative superior position that is not subject to that counterexample. She’s not going to replace something with nothing.
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@wanyeburkett This is the takeaway from Oct. 7, or one of them anyway. A prudent leader of Israel cannot allow Palestinian men and teenage boys to be separated from Israeli citizens by a single border. Since it has now been demonstrated just what they are capable of.
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@0x49fa98 This is pretty close to the body type of most of the women I used to date ten years ago. I'd say it's pretty good and plenty of fun to be around. Don't make the perfect into the enemy of the good.
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@cb_doge @elonmusk But nobody wants to make calls; they only want to message/text.
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@Steve_Sailer @samswey If Steve got a dollar for every time he found a use for those two charts…
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@MarmotRespecter You should have come up to me and introduced yourself.
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@freddiesayers @ClimateAudit Joe Rivers or Joan Rivers? Was that marred by autocorrect?
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@MarmotRespecter Entire country working through their divorced dad issues using these two as proxies. Girls and ex-wives on one side, divorced dads on the other. Don't expect this to die down anytime soon.
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@Partisan_O That normal citizens have been thrown to the wolves in this disgraceful way is maddening.
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@nikitabier @elonmusk The marketing department got let go.
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@mtaibbi The reporters actually smelled blood in the water and reverted to actual reporter-like behavior.
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@janleike Does the field of ai just naturally attract drama queens?
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@nicsam76 @rickygervais So would the money you spent on booze and hookers last month. But we don’t begrudge you life’s simple pleasures.
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@JigokuCake @0x49fa98 This is a very well-done meme. It kills the target cleanly.
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@AliceFromQueens What if this just shows us where there is ufo reporting infrastucture?
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@alifarhat79 Other people do that too?
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@MarmotRespecter When they came for the Marmot I didn't speak up because I was not a ground squirrel.
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@mugshawtys It's just a misunderstanding.
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@Joseph_Spurgeon @Vero_atLast Umm, I just thought of a story idea. Guy invents a time machine and uses it to visit prostitutes from various historical times.
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@amelapay @eigenrobot The kid's a natural smart ass. Just another 14-18 years of these comebacks to look forward to.
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@kunley_drukpa It’s inevitable that *some* countries have to be the poorest in the world. Why not Burundi? Would you be happier if someone else was the poorest? Who do you have in mind to take the place of Burundi?
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@pacificjimmy A fine leader of men. He gets it.
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@scjohnson90 @Steve_Sailer @whstancil This is why Republicans held the mayoralty of NYC for a long time. Guliani used to be popular in NYC.
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@KirkegaardEmil You go through life without hearing the phrase "load accumulation", and then bam! Twice in one week--once here and once in the account of the Aella gang bang.
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@mugshawtys And doing it engagingly. Probably has a heart of gold too.
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@McCormickProf I would have my cavalry fix bayonets and charge the encampments with a thousand thundering horses. Not even the tents would survive.
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@Emokwx These have historically been known as "signs and portents and omens." Get your affairs in order. Quite literally.
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@MichaelMjfm @PrinceVogel This interview will generate innumerable droll memes. I don't think either of the principals got quite what they wanted out of this opportunity, however.
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@peakcooper @bcmerchant If the criteria for goodness requires that it contain not just contemporaneous defect types, but also all future types that will show up, then the game is up from the start.
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@exjon Malaise. You forgot malaise. All across the country. Lots of malaise.
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@lebanesedawg Israel crushing Hezbollah and N Taleb is fuming about it.
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@sentdefender They had best get it all done while they still can.
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@Anthony_Bonato GOAT paper intro.
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@eigenrobot Oil some cedar? Is that some kind of slang expression that I've missed?
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@NavalInstitute From this picture he doesn't look particularly impressive. Just goes to show how the quality of a man doesn't sit on the surface.
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@eigenrobot Sometimes the separate bank accounts can be the result of women wanting to have an independent safety net in case things go sideways, and perhaps go dangerously sideways. But this doesn't seem to be the reason for the DINK version of this practice.
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@Partisan_O That's why it pays to have an educated man around. He can retrofit old aphorisms to current events. Classes up the joint a little.
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@anendinitself Dude's got his first principle. Let's see where he takes it next.
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@LuckyMcGee Perhaps he was trying to get it to “swell up”.
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@Nero The fuck would I know? I haven’t studied faggotry. I have other interests.
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@OwenJones84 If Hamas had charged into Israel and filmed themselves throwing tea cups and china onto the ground, there would have been no support for Israel taking down Gaza.
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@WaifuverseAI @eigenrobot Like how a twenty-year-old can't understand a twelve-year-old.
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@ingelramdecoucy "Now youse can't leave."
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