Mark Morriss @TheQuill Twitter profile

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Mark Morriss

@TheQuill

4 years

Look at this handsome bugger.

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Mark Morriss

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5 years

Backstage @StarShapedClub festival. It seems my reputation precedes me...

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Mark Morriss

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4 years

Thank you so much to everybody that tuned in to my little set tonight. Was a first for me but I’ll probably do a couple more before this is through. Thanks especially to all that donated. An I incredible kitty for @StarShapedClub to pass on to @TrussellTrust

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3 years

Great to see the Swiss flag in the quarter finals. It’s a big plus. 🇨🇭

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Mark Morriss

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3 years

I have a few things I need to get off my chest… thanks.

Statement - Mark Morriss | Official Site & Store

I would like to address the allegations made by my ex-wife Anna in her recent blog “If I’m Lying, Come Sue Me.” (Nov 16 2021) Anna and I have a young daughter and for her sake, and that of my son, I...

markmorrissmusic.co.uk

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3 years

Thanks to all for the lovely birthday wishes today. You certainly made this old giffer smile. (Smile not pictured).

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4 years

Next Thursday (23rd) I’ll be playing an acoustic set from my dining room, curtain up at 8.00pm. You can join me here:

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3 years

I’m in Liverpool. I bloody love Liverpool.

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Mark Morriss

@TheQuill

5 years

Kid, this is why punctuation is so important.

Liam Gallagher

@liamgallagher

5 years

Morning of to do some speed walking back in a sec c’mon you know LG x

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Mark Morriss

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8 years

Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate...

Female Legislators Unveil 'Male Ejaculation Bill' Forbidding The Disposal Of Unused Semen

WASHINGTON, DC—A group of female legislators have enacted a new bill that forbids American men from disposing of "unused" sperm. | Male ejaculation bill

www.burrardstreetjournal.com

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Mark Morriss

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8 years

Graffiti tribute to the late Kenny Baker under the South Bank.

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4 years

Dunno how long this has been sitting at the back of the cupboard, but I’m going in...

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5 years

Last night of the tour tonight... have to say it’s been a very enjoyable few weeks... and I’m going to miss these cats.

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4 years

Carl Reiner. #RIP

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Mark Morriss

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6 years

I don’t care what u think, I flipping ❤️ Pizza Hut, and am glad they’re still a thing. Salad bar, bacon bits, 1000 Island dressing. Each visit is like a hot tub time machine back to 1987 and those first steps into the adult world. Eating out. Tipping. SALAD BY CHOICE. Snogging.

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2 years

This Saturday on BBC1 at 8.00pm, @Ricktw1tter and myself will be putting our obscure knowledge to the test on @TVsPointless

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Mark Morriss

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5 years

Of the ten biggest selling singles of the last decade, it turns out I’ve only heard three. And two of those I really don’t like. Oh man... am I turning into an old fart? Or is it just that 90% of pop music is now completely horrible and unengaging. It’s the former, right? #fart

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4 years

Well thank fucking fuck for that.

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4 years

Took my daughter (7) to the duckpond yesterday. Her: I don’t think the male ducks like me, daddy. Me: Oh yeah? Whyzat? Her: Well they quacked at me the other day so I quacked back, and I think I might have accidentally swore at them in duck. 🦆

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4 years

I’ve decided I’m gonna do another little set from my house on January 17th. Feel free to join me. Shoes off at the door, please. Thank you.

Mark Morriss Live Stream Gig!

Music event by Mark Morriss and 2 others on Sunday, January 17 2021 with 396 people interested and 215 people going. 6 posts in the discussion.

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Mark Morriss

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5 years

Fan of the Bluetones? Well guess what? My new album is released today and it sounds JUST LIKE @TheBluetones You won’t be disappointed.

Look Up, by Mark Morriss

11 track album

markmorrissofficial.bandcamp.com

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Mark Morriss

@TheQuill

6 years

Also, don’t buy the fucking Sun. Google it and screen grab, sure... but don’t buy that fucking shitrag.

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6 years

Me and Captain Adorable... he’s the one on the left.

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6 years

Completed... and not a moment too soon.

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4 years

This just in: Aldi Cherry Bakewells far superior to Mr Kipling’s. Pastry less crumbly, fondant icing more generously doled out. You’re welcome.

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Mark Morriss

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6 years

So good to be back in the rehearsal studio with the lads . @TheBluetones

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4 years

Lockdown haircuts? Don’t talk to me about lockdown haircuts. My mum invented lockdown haircuts YEARS before lockdown was hip.

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Mark Morriss

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7 years

New Bluetones tour announced for May 2018. Tickets to go on sale from this Friday (8th).

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Mark Morriss

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6 years

Genuinely overheard on the way out of my kids playground this afternoon: “Jan, I’ve given Artemis a breadstick... Bellatrix, would you like a breadstick?” I did have a chortle to myself.

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Mark Morriss

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4 years

Sunday May 24th I’ll be doing another of my inept, rambling and utterly charmless gigs from my dining room. You can join me here:

Mark Morriss Live Stream Gig!

Music event by Paul Dunton & Guests - Local Music By Candlelight and Paul Dunton on Sunday, May 24 2020 with 227 people interested and 239 people going. 5 posts in the discussion.

www.facebook.com

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5 years

A couple of snaps from the first night of the tour. @TheBluetones

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6 years

We’re getting the band together again. Again. Tickets on sale Friday 10am.

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Mark Morriss

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4 years

All set for tonight’s show at The Grand in Clapham. @starshaped

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4 years

COMING SOON: My debut solo album Memory Muscle available for the first time on 12” vinyl. Pre-orders being taken soon. Watch this space...

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5 years

After Heartbeat, just before Howard’s Way...

Star Shaped

@StarShapedClub

5 years

***GIG ANNOUNCEMENT*** Something to get us through the week, Mark Morriss will be performing an exclusive live show on our FB page this Sunday! We can’t get out, so we’ll bring the gig to you. Sun 5th April, 8pm, Star Shaped FB Page 📸= Gig Junkies, Star Shaped Festival 2017

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4 years

Bluetonic. Written in one sitting. #iiibluetones

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4 years

Next up The Fountainhead. A personal favourite this. I remember when Adam played the guitar part for this to us... it felt like we might not be wasting our time with this band thing. #iiibluetones

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3 years

Playing my first gig in I don’t know how many days... @ThePeacockSun First time here, and can’t tell you what a perfect little venue this is. Great place to start back.

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4 years

This Sunday evening I’ll be playing another set from my dining room, feel free to join me from 8.00pm via the link below:

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@TheQuill

3 years

Good heaven... isn’t this lovely. 😊

Julia Violinista

@JuliaViolinista

3 years

Happy weekend everyone!! First up we have @TheBluetones 🤩Such a classic! Here is Slight Return. Listen to it in full on the album or message me to reserve your CD! @TheQuill @Britpopmemories @britpoprevival @britpopcast @BritpopMusic #britpop #popviolinist @TheBritpopShow

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5 years

Thirty years ago today... 😳£4.60. Right down the front. @Garymounfield1

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4 years

Thanks all that tuned in to my livestream gig this evening. For those that may have missed it it’s available to watch again here.

12K views · 2.2K comments | Mark Morriss in his dining room. All...

Paul Dunton & Guests - Local Music By Candlelight was live.

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Mark Morriss

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3 years

Watched all of Disney’s ‘The Descendants 3’ with my daughter last night. And yes, I do want a f*cking medal or something.

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Mark Morriss

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9 years

Released 20 yrs ago today, the album that saved music. @TheBluetones

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Mark Morriss

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4 years

It’s true... I was a proper pop star once. About 25 years ago, for a fortnight.

Becky Darke

@bunnydarke

4 years

Psst we only went and got the delightful Mr Mark Morriss ( @TheQuill ) on our podcast to chat about being a proper pop star in the ‘90s! 🤩 Listen now to @LipglossJill ’s brilliant interview with @TheBluetones frontman on iTunes, Spotify, Libsyn etc 🎧

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5 years

Just moved house in the midst of all this THIS. Single handedly. Into a nice but initially very smelly house. Spent last week scrubbing, painting and ‘shampooing’ the new gaff in preparation for pleasant habitation. Pretty much avoided social media, email, rolling news etc.

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Not a fan of The Bluetones? Well guess what? My new album is out today and it sounds NOTHING LIKE @TheBluetones Give it a listen. You won’t be disappointed.

Look Up, by Mark Morriss

11 track album

markmorrissofficial.bandcamp.com

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Mark Morriss

@TheQuill

4 years

Denise Johnson? What? No! Oh my God... fuck this universe. Fuck this dimension.

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Mark Morriss

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4 years

Sunday 9th August at 8.00pm I’ll be playing another gig from my dining room. You can join me here...

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6 years

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Mark Morriss

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6 years

Greetings from L.A.

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5 years

#NewProfilePic

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7 years

This sort of thing needs to be STAMPED OUT!

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Mark Morriss

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6 years

This Friday I’ll be appearing on the @BBClamacqshow for a bit of a live session, including a seasonal treat in the set. On air from 4.30ish.

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Mark Morriss

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6 years

A lovely afternoon with @steve_lamacq chatting about his forthcoming @DemonMusicGroup compilation (which @TheBluetones are on)... plus I got a free vino out of it. 👍🏻

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8 years

Thank you Leeds.

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Mark Morriss

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4 years

Worlds best biscuits. Don’t @ me...

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6 years

Holy shit! Is that the time? I’m due onstage in J2F hours!

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Mark Morriss

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4 years

Well that was quite a lovely experience... thanks to the @ShiiineOn_ folk for organising and to you lot for listening along. See you out there when all this has faded away. #iiibluetones

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5 years

That’s today’s schooling done, now we’re off for a stroll. Taking no chances.

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5 years

Hey there @BBCNews just wondering why you chose to go with this headline? These women weren’t threatened, they were punched in the face. As is described in the article you published. London bus attack: Teens admit threatening women who refused to kiss

London bus attack: Teens admit threatening women who refused to kiss

Three teenagers admit harassing two women who were pelted with coins on a date in London.

www.bbc.co.uk

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Mark Morriss

@TheQuill

4 years

I just did this with some of the leftover stickers from my 2018 Workd Cup sticker book... if anyone is interested I’m planning to do a blind auction to raise some cash for @TrussellTrust

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4 years

‘Ave it! #morkandmindy

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4 years

Listening to the first @Weezer album really fuckin’ loud. Getting goosebumps at just how bloody perfect it is. 🤓🤘🏻

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4 years

I’m playing another little set from my house this Sunday evening. Feel free to join me if you’re not too busy.

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6 years

Some eagle-eyed punters have noticed that I am listed as playing @StarShapedClub festival on the same day as I’m playing Cool Britannia festival with @TheBluetones and wonder how this can be possible. Take it from me, it is. I AM playing both dates. Leave the logistics to me. 😊

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4 years

Tonight at 8.15, I’ll be playing a set of songs from my dining room. You can join me here if you like...

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4 years

Bloody hell... a year ago, in Glasgow.

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6 years

Something of a landmark day today... finally capitulated and cranked my text-size settings up a couple of notches. 👴🏼🤓

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4 years

Very slow at counting aren’t they? ... these Americans.

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8 years

That's me in the corner. That's me in the spotlight. #ShiiineOn

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4 years

Next Friday evening at 8.00pm I’ll be doing another set of songs live from my dining room... you can join me here: 👇🏻

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4 years

This Sunday evening at 8.00pm I’ll be playing a few songs on the @StarShapedClub Facebook page. All we ask is that if you can then please make a donation to @TrussellTrust food banks. Here’s the link, set up by @LipglossJill

Star Shaped Presents Gigs 4 Tins with Mark Morriss in aid of Trussell Trust

Help Jill Nolan raise money to support Trussell

www.justgiving.com

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4 years

Tonight at 8.00pm I’ll be doing another set from my dining room, taking requests and playing a NEW SONG *gasp*. Join me on the Westview Live FB page.

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6 years

I’ve become one of those people who upon checking into my hotel room unpacks my clothes and puts them in the drawers provided rather than just fish them outta my suitcase when needed. #everdecreasingcircles 🤷🏻‍♂️

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3 years

Absolutely heartbreaking news.

Bluetonesfanz

@BluetonesFanz

3 years

Sad news about one of our own, Karen who has passed away. Kaz ❤️’d @TheBluetones and I snapped her at dinner with @TheQuill and @ad_I_am who she wanted to thank for their support by buying dinner before attending her last ever gig in Manchester. She’ll be sorely missed #RIPKaz ☕️

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4 years

This Saturday evening @ad_I_am and I are performing an acoustic set of Bluetones songs over Zoom. You can join us if you like... link attached.

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4 years

Well this has escalated... just been on @talkSPORT2 to talk about this. 👇🏻

Mark Morriss

@TheQuill

4 years

I pimped this acoustic guitar with some @OfficialPanini doubles left over from World Cup 2018. I’m now selling it, with all profits going to @TrussellTrust Interested, then drop me a line at: markmorrissofficial @gmail .com Bids close 8.00pm Friday

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5 years

We got here in the end...

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2 years

Me. 🙋🏻‍♂️

The Bluetones

@TheBluetones

2 years

25years ago this evening @TheBluetones closed the second stage at Glastonbury 1997. Who was there? 🤔

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3 years

Stagetimes for tonight’s gig @O2RitzManc @Sleepertweeting 7.30 @TheBluetones 9.30 In the meantime we’re having some dinner. Thai tonight, since you asked.

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4 years

This Sunday evening... my dining room... hopefully see some of you there.

Mark Morriss Live Stream Gig!

Music event by Paul Dunton & Guests - Local Music By Candlelight and Paul Dunton on Sunday, May 24 2020 with 227 people interested and 239 people going. 5 posts in the discussion.

www.facebook.com

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4 years

Cut Some Rug. Title of the song was inspired by a poster for a @DodgyUK gig in Kingston where participants were invited to ‘cut a rug’.

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4 years

This Sunday evening at 8.00pm I’ll be doing another little set of songs from my dining room. You can join me here, if you like...

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Mark Morriss

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6 years

Are we still calling him Tommy Robinson? Can we not just use his real name now? I think it’d change the angle of the argument if we did. And can we stop giving this earthworm a platform for his rhetoric? Please? BBC? Fucks sake. A self aggrandising waste of skin and hair.

BBC Newsnight

@BBCNewsnight

6 years

TONIGHT: Is Tommy Robinson a man raising concerns that others ignore, or a far-right figure exploiting the victims of sexual abuse for his own ends? We look into the roots of his appeal - and where his movement is headed next. 22:30 @BBCTwo | #newsnight

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I’m in a Pizza Hut™️ in Cumbernauld. Crush by Jennifer Paige in my ears, ham and pineapple in my gob. Pretty good day so far.

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4 years

Next Sunday evening I’ll be playing another set from my dining room. With any luck it’ll be the last one of lockdown. You can join me from 8.00pm, if you fancy...

Mark Morriss Live Stream Gig!

Music event in Royal Tunbridge Wells, United Kingdom by Mark Morriss and 2 others on Sunday, April 4 2021 with 619 people interested and 253 people going. 6 posts in the discussion.

www.facebook.com

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Mark Morriss

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5 years

Happy Fathers Day, motherfuckers. 😘

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5 years

Pre-match meal with @TheBluetones band. @scottmuldoon @ad_I_am @EdsChesters @richplaysmusic @45sband

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Thank you to the nice folk @louderthanwar magazine for having the good sense, and basic decency to select ‘Look Up’ at no. 30 in their albums of the year poll.

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Mark Morriss

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4 years

Going through some old photos, and found a few of @scottmuldoon and myself in our heyday.

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4 years

Happy Nwe Zyarr, fans. 😘

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Mark Morriss

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3 years

Tomorrow night from 8.00 I’ll be playing another set of songs from my dining room. Hopefully my last streamed set of lockdown. You can join me here, if you fancy:

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4 years

Five weeks since I was last on the road, which means it’s been five weeks since I ordered a prawn cocktail from a budget steakhouse. Was getting serious withdrawals so last night I took matters in hand. #icelandseafoodsauce #apoundagallon