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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

12 years

עם ישראל חי

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

3 years

@ToddIsNotEmo @mabbylmao I think bad parenting killed them, tbh.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

2 years

@IamJackBoot The thing about recurring characters is that, by and large, they aren't very good. Most recurring bits are kinda funny the first time with diminishing returns thereafter. What Keenan excels at is truly bizarre, original performances every time.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

3 years

@TheLeggedOne @amybethsol Y'all could get married at that courthouse.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

5 years

@KayaBrisGirl @PhilipNByrne Every time anyone boos for any reason.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

2 years

@CaitlinJStout On a day when Christian idealogues took away the rights of millions of American, can we finally be done with this "brother in Christ" Christian-normative bs? Thanks.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

4 years

@sarahclazarus There are tons of Jewish actors and tons of Jewish characters (and even more Jew-ish characters), but they almost never overlap. I really don't understand it.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

2 years

Someone watching @GeneralHospital for the first time today: "Wait, do I need to watch the first 14,999 episodes first?" #GH #GH15K

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

3 years

@thelessiknow13 Sometimes I wonder if she left out some of the more emotional lines for her own sanity. Knowing she'd have to sing them on tour again and again.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

2 years

@GavrielHaCohen Send an email suggesting they reschedule to December 25th.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

1 year

@Annie_Wu_22 I'm old enough to remember that and to remember being called "dramatic" and "hysterical" for suggesting Roe was vulnerable in 2016...

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

5 years

@gdimelow @PhilipNByrne @goulcher Immediately before "'Don't touch Willy.' Good advice."

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

1 year

@sonyashea3 Here, I'll help. Not all antizionism is antisemitism. But an awful lot of antisemitism likes to mask itself as antizionism and it can be very hard to distinguish. People who criticize Natanyahu and specific policies of the Israeli government: not antisemitic. But...

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

3 years

@JimJarmuschHair Paul Rudd might be the greatest improvisational actor of our times. I'm listening to this now and it's just the two of them completely riffing for an hour and it's amazing.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

8 years

Real poll question: Would you rather vote for Hillary, Trump, or a Giant Meteor hitting earth? Nice job @ppppolls !

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

1 year

Taijuan Walker pitching on June 1 reminds me that last year on Pride Night he went to the team store after the game and was paying for people's pride merch. He's a mensch. I hope the home crowd gave him a nice welcome. #LGM

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

1 year

"Didn't the Supreme Court" is trending...because people don't understand the push and pull of government. SCOTUS said Biden's student loan forgiveness plan isn't constitutional, so Biden announces a different plan that hopefully gets around the specific issues SCOTUS had.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

4 years

@rach_greenspan I'm still not used to "YouTuber" and "mansion" referring to the same person...

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

5 years

Thank you @JulianCastro for the gender neutral language. Julian was the first candidate to reference trans rights in a debate, and it's a shame that he's not on the stage tonight #DemDebate #JulianDebates

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Every person who wants an abortion should be able to get one. That’s it. That’s the tweet. #Juli ánDebates #DemDebate

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

4 years

@BisHilarious Every time someone asks if I own my home I respond with "the bank and I are co-owners"

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

3 years

@SteveNashPyt @yahdley Something you'll never see again, because of the new rules...

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

5 years

@TheRaDR As a non-evangelizing, culturally Jewish atheist, can I just say I love your Tweets?

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

6 years

@chloearianna @ggrevivalbut The dog Paul Anka?

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

2 years

Michael Corinthos: I'm gonna redeem the Corinthos name. So people will forget you and remember me. Me: Yeah, that's gonna work. Just ask famous philanthropist Bill Capone and humble accountant Jerry Hitler. #GH

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

4 years

@KakaniKatija If you fully enclose an outdoor space, it becomes worse than an indoor space, because it probably doesn't have great ventilation.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

2 years

I know it's corny, but I've missed #MetsTwitter , and I'm enjoying the introductions. Found a few new people to follow, and looking forward to watching, celebrating, and commiserating with you all. So hi, 👋 I'm Andrew and I'm a diehard @Mets fan. See you on Twitter and at Citi.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

6 months

@aedison As someone who was unemployed for awhile last year and did some DoorDash delivery just to keep busy...I can tell you that if I had been doing it to make ends meet, ends would not have met.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

3 years

@Briredrose @ToddIsNotEmo @mabbylmao Like...what the hell is the nurse thinking?

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

9 months

@Caroline_Marie_ I was really upset about this. Basically she's pouring out her own insecurities and people accuse her of fat shaming? Like, yes...fat shaming yourself is a type of body dysmorphia. Thats...the point of the fucking scene.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

3 years

@Nedsfeed @POTUS It's called the Paris agreement because it was signed there. It is for the earth, not for any one country. Come on, at least try not be to completely intellectually dishonest in your commentary.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

3 years

@Issey_19 @SteveNashPyt @yahdley The pitcher doesn't throw any pitches to intentionally walk a batter. He just signals to the umpire and the batter takes his base. So nothing to swing at.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

5 years

@Mark_Kawada @AdamSerwer This is the first question for every antisemite.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

2 years

@capybaroness To me, very little of Seinfeld holds up. Loved it in the 90s but it hasn't aged great. However, the Susan thing is timeless and classic.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

8 months

@v_dcknz That first pandemic recovery act which gave everyone free, extended COBRA should be permanent federal law.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

4 years

@MandelaFace And I still never forgave yahoo for shutting down geocities.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

5 years

@nocontxtww CJ

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

2 years

@KevinAllman @nytimes Reminds me of the time they discovered friendship.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

3 years

This entire speech is so fucking cringe. Either he wrote a speech about protecting to his family and didn't think it needed a rewrite after that incident, or he rewrote his speech to brazenly go up there and defend an indefensible moment. #Oscars #WillSmith #BestActor

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

2 years

@fastr7 @layneashley222 There was a very shaky 60-vote majority for 72 working days, but too many Blue Dogs to ever pass an abortion rights bill at that time. He never had 60 votes for that.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

3 years

@RobbySlowik I'd say lie about experience but not about skills/knowledge.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

4 years

@ginnyhogan_ My sisters went to a private school in Hartford that is, if anything, a little less fancy and snooty than Chilton and the current tuition there is $42k/year.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

2 years

@misamericana First someone leaked the album esrly, now they're leaking tour schedule before Taylor is ready to announce? Dislike.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

5 years

@sarahclazarus In 2016 I was dating a Republican, and every time she said something bad about Hillary, I donated to Hillary's campaign. I like to joke that the reason we broke up was I couldn't afford it anymore, but the truth was I just couldn't be with someone who didn't share my values.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

2 years

@RadishHarmers Liking this tweet but also bookmarking to unlike if I ever decide to run for anything...

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

1 year

Doctor: There's a nationwide Adderall shortage right now. You have to call around to different pharmacies and find one that can fill the prescription and then call us back. Me: Does that sound like something an unmedicated person with ADHD is gonna do?

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@llamswerdna

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

2 years

@GavrielHaCohen Send an email suggesting they reschedule to December 25th.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

2 years

@jewishmemequeen @JewWhoHasItAll

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

9 months

@clapifyoulikeme Gotta love the oldies but goodies. We lost Roe because of Ralph Nader.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

5 years

@_dAveFletcher_ @CHIMPSINSOCKS Apparently to protect her from evil...?

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

5 years

@Green_Footballs I will never stop being furious about how she was treated for being right. All the time.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

2 years

@blainecapatch @Eve6 My favorite Bombeck title is "When You look Like Your Passport Photo, It's Time to Go Home"

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

1 year

@Down10 This is mine. I'm on a crusade to tell everyone that the lawsuit was anything but frivolous.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

4 years

@emilynussbaum I know there are some medical reasons, but I'm also concerned about the social aspects. I don't want to have these anti-maskers claiming they're vaccinated the same way they tried to claim they had medical exemptions.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

1 year

@DoctorPissPants It's confusing because Julia and Jason are Jewish, but Elaine and George aren't (though I've never seen a more Jew-coded character than George...exceot for his parents).

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

3 years

@spiritworldfilm @POTUS This is a pretty dishonest take. The surge in COVID cases is not driven by breakthrough cases in vaccinated people. It is overwhelmingly (95%+) unvaxxed folks.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

1 year

@TheSwiftSociety Here's where we're at on Surprise Songs with 10 US shows left:

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

2 years

@VeryBadLlama I always respond with "I know. Me too kid, me too." Which about half the parents laugh at, and about half stare daggers at me.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

2 years

@HelloCullen "Some are mathematicians, some are carpenter's wives.... I don't know what they're doing with their lives" Yes you do. You just told us...

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

11 months

@NobleQAli My dude -- We had to form our own hospitals, community centers, country clubs, adoption agencies, and housing associations because we weren't allowed at that Young Men's Christian's Association, St. Francis Hospitals, or "exclusive" clubs or "gated" communities.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

4 years

@sinclairaz1 @raesanni "almost finished Netflix" 😂 Glad you're staying safe. You're doing the right thing.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

1 year

@JustSayXtian The code switching between Sukkot and Sukkus depending on who you're talking to... Also the struggle of changing the right S's to T's in real time when you're reading the transliteration in your mom's half-century old Haggadah...

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

4 years

@KhiveBidenBro Still waiting for Bernie to accept the results of the 2016 primary...

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

4 years

@nocontxtww The Schuyler Sisters from Hamilton ("mind at work")

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

1 year

@vinnysimms27 @JohnDiLillo And the Broadway songs are always better! If I Can't Love Her > Evermore Human Stuff > Scuttlebutt Beyond these Palace Walls > Speechless Endless Night > Spirit

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

6 years

@playnikes This is the stoner equivalent of "I'm an antivaxxer...so why is my kid always sick?"

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

11 months

@Liddlebigmouth1 Been forced to use this meme a lot lately...

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

3 years

Peter August driving from New York to Switzerland like... #GH

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

3 years

@wafflehouses Mr. & Mrs. Sarah Jessica Parker

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

2 years

@Philo_Beddoe999 @OK_Magazine Chicago the show, not Chicago the city.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

3 years

@saml23 @christinawilkie Religious freedom means being free to practice your religion, or not. We need more representation from religious minorities (Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Hindus, Sikhs, etc.) because they are the ones whose rights are most-often attacked or abridged.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

6 years

Just saw @ThePromMusical and I HIGHLY recommend it! You'll laugh and cry and cheer and grin from ear to ear. #ThePromMusical

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

4 years

@mwolfers @JanekKayley That's your Basket of Deplorables right there.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

2 years

This.

Rishus Cold Yetzer

@JustSayXtian

4 years

Claiming that all organized religion is harmful when your reference point for 'organized religion' is Christianity is, in fact, a way of supporting Christian supremacy and supersessionism.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

1 year

@jewishmemequeen The biggest thing is to realize kitniyot (corn, rice, and a whole bunch of other things) are NOT chametz. They aren't forbidden by law but by some cultural tradition. And since 2016 the conservative movement more or less allows them.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

3 years

@aceCourtBot @RWang1895 @Briredrose @ToddIsNotEmo @mabbylmao My first time being rendered by the Ace Attorney Court Boy. It is an honor.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

3 years

I hope the Emmy's voters were watching @RealEdenMccoy 's performance yesterday, because she was on absolute fire. #GH

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

1 year

@zachsilberberg So I asked this question when I was there and quickly learned the answer was Mormons.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

2 years

@MentalDuress @HISSFISH Pelosi's House has blocked 30+ tries by GOP (since 2021) to restrict abortion access and passed the Women's Health Protection Act, which codifies abortion rights. Pelosi has done everything in her power on this, and it's been stymied by the GOP and the filibuster in the Senate.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

3 years

@iconicvines @sheabutterfemme @mindyisser Isn't "may time forget their name" reserved for the truly bad/evil?

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

2 years

@thisyearsgurl His big mistake was to hang around and let his troubles surround him...

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

4 years

@herosnvrdie69 "Harm reduction" is literally still LESS harm. How is that worse than *checks notes" MORE HARM.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

3 years

@humanworkplace It's also potentially ableist. People who have had gaps in employment for legitimate health or personal reasons shouldn't have to disclose that information to a potential employer.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

10 months

@MatthewFerrari I feel like we need a thread of all the inane chatter/ad libs in various versions of this song...

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

4 years

@thatgirlondeck Unassisted triple play

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

2 years

@vyrthandi When I was 6 or 7 I used to get called "little girl" once in awhile. I just laughed and said "I'm a boy" and no one ever made a big deal out of it one way or the other. I think asking how it made him feel is the exact right approach here. A lot of parents might "lead the witness"

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

1 year

@cgritmon @rmbodenheimer @alex_abads Yes. But that's probably at least somewhat a result of our reaction to the 80s-90s fashion/hairstyles.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

3 years

@BidenHarrisBro Never forget that it was Bernie, not Trump, who started laying the groundwork for the Big Lie that any election he lost was rigged and unfair.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

4 years

Whoever the ASL interpreter for the @JoeBiden #IWillVoteConcert is: you're doing an awesome job and look like you're having so much fun doing it!

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

1 year

@JayMadIV The "revolution will come sooner if Trump wins" crowd should be exiled and excommunicated.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

4 years

@maimonides_nutz @crookedroads770 I like to believe you just have an alert for when anyone tweets about Maimonides. Like celebrities have with their names.

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@llamswerdna

5 years

@symmetra03 @Red1989Swift @TS7Track3 Ve are never evr getting back together

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

9 months

@Novaya_Tofana @clapifyoulikeme I'll save you the time: Gore lost Florida by 537 votes, giving Bush the presidency. Nader (the "progressive" candidate) got 97,000 votes in Florida. Bush put Sam Alito and John Roberts on the Court. Alito wrote the Dobbs decision that overturned Roe

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@llamswerdna

1 year

@emmabaccellieri Imagine: Taylor dates Ohtani. He signs with the Mets. Taylor sings the national anthem o Opening Day.

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@llamswerdna

2 years

@frecklequeen45 Adorable! Happy opening day!

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

6 months

@JewishWonk This all seems possible, but with 2 big complicating conditions: 1) Netanyahu needs to be replaced with someone more moderate/less polarizing. 2) Biden absolutely must win reelection. I can't see any short-term path forward without those two things occurring first.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

1 year

Honestly, this could be the description of almost any episode of #MarvelousMrsMaisel "Midge's mouth gets her in trouble at work and Abe obsesses over a mistake."

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

4 years

When emailing rabbis to find a potential officiant for my interfaith wedding, how do I delicately ask whether we can have as Jewish a wedding as possible while also mentioning I'm a culturally Jewish atheist and would prefer as little to no actual mention of G-d in the ceremony?

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

9 months

@mrs_g_rider Sorry, but when I browse the romance section, I'm specifically looking at/for the illustrated covers. Half the books I read are just picked by wandering through the library/bookstore and seeing what cover catches my eye.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

1 year

@mobydickenergy Jesus is about as important in Judaism as like...Brad Pitt is in Christianity. Just a well-known Jewish guy that has absolutely nothing to do with anything.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

4 years

@JoshMalina Forget that, I just need to know what Adon Olam tune they use...this is my main criterion.

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@llamswerdna

3 years

@brennasaid "Some of my best penguins are gay"

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