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The King of Carob Flours, Pts. 2 & 3

@SenorMustachio

6 years

@MargaretOrmrod1 @MarkHarrisNYC Today I learned that I would be absolutely no good at being an internet troll.

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3 months

Oh hey, I just walked out in the last twenty minutes because the @netflix -owned theater literally just showed their asses by streaming the Conformist (advertised as a DCP) from @PrimeVideo , when the movie started buffering on the big screen. Absolute insanity

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@faceyouhate So you're telling me that Oppenheimer does not belong to the "cozy biography" subgenre?

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Let it be known that I generally really like the Paris. Great programming and they actually correctly mat the screen! But this is truly stupid

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@SiddhantAdlakha I specifically remember how upset certain chodes were about Max willingly putting himself in this position

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@Nickrob Rofl did the AI literally do the art version of this?

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1 year

You're gonna have to give him a moment, son. Robert Oppenheimer has to think about his entire life before he appeals his security clearance

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2 years

@Greene_DM @vulture Gaspar Noe's CLAMAX

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4 years

@goodjobliz Uncut Gemnimals?

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3 months

Now seated for my @ParisTheaterNYC Sunday double feature, with Ari Aster introducing Come and See for Bleak Week

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4 years

@gcornish91 @ScottWamplerBMD Do you hear that sound? It’s every tweet writer in the world whispering a reverent “FUCK” under their breath.

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1 year

Looks like they changed it, but still Jesus Christ

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1 year

NYT what the fuck are you doing bro

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3 months

Lol I totally meant screen masking, not matting, my bad

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2 years

@TheMushiestPea @JillianSauers @NoName_xx_ahf

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5 years

@Fred_Delicious To everyone and anyone thinking of commenting:

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2 years

@Glittering_Pink @nytimes @aoscott Real movie geeks would be excited about adding the movies they'd never heard of to their already way too long letterboxd watch lists

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2 years

@trygraptor @letterboxd 3.8 on letterboxd is a fantastic score, Jesus Christ

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@cornelia_august @BurntReynoldzz @maggotmagick

Elvis Swallows Mic (part 1)

Part two- https://youtu.be/4H53DHZMbnYElvis overestimates his gaga reflex.Was this an intrusive thought he acted on, or was this a common occurrence?Elvis tr...

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1 year

@MediumSizeMeech When you cut into it and find there's a streak of unwanted vanilla buttercream

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4 months

@Media__Pundit @SiddhantAdlakha True, but pretty sure this wasn't the reason people were upset haha

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2 years

@ecto_fun The last real movie star

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2 years

@skinnybich2000 @juul_survivor Is the explosion why the NJ Trains were all cancelled?

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4 months

@LingoUnbound It's amazing how I had no real memory of this shot, but at the same time my brain was immediately like, oh that's twin peaks right

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5 months

@abhinandan_ks @realrobcopeland @panmacmillan @StMartinsPress @pronoydsarkar I bought it at discount, read it, and then donated to the library

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3 months

If you can't get a promised DCP or print in time, just apologize and cancel the screening. Do not lie to your patrons who give a shit enough to show up to and pay for a Sunday noon screening of an old movie we can already watch at home. 3/3

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2 years

@Thatoneguy64 Field of Dreams

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@RememberThisPod Fight!

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6 months

@itsdougthepug @RollingStone You've literally been groomed

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8 months

@Lolirosex @adamgreattweet They hate it so much they nominated 5 other women over Robbie!

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@SenorMustachio

1 year

@derpo377 @jerryasleep The Creator Trailer: From the Director of Distric... Oh wait... Rogue One

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@davidlsims Detective Pikachu makes Toy Story 4 look like Cars 2 @GriffLightning @blankcheckpod

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2 years

Now watching: Jurassic Park

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3 months

@strangeharbors @dennisbhooper

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@SenorMustachio

3 months

... and were forced into a bad situation. I'm sorry you're caught up in this. I DO however hope this caused some great embarrassment to whomever the buck stops with at @ParisTheaterNYC and/or @netflix , who made the final decree to press play. This can't happen ever again. 2/3

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3 months

@jessehawken When you realize you're in a meme movie

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3 months

@NotNikyatu Lol you did delete this last comment tho huh?

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1 month

Never Cursed, now forever framed @cacmrg

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1 year

@analogfilmnyc We're "showcasing the range and diversity of American film heritage to increase awareness for its preservation." The Dark Knight is a historically relevant and very well-regarded movie, regardless of whether or not you personally approve

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2 years

@capybaroness Beautiful movie. One of the best of last year.

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@SenorMustachio

5 years

@ScottWamplerBMD "I just watched Salo and here's a list of 120 ways that it's problematic"

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2 years

@cutesmolguys This should be illegal. This level of cuteness.

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2 years

@ben_rosen @Srirachachau

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10 days

@Cam_Oflage @coopercooperco He had practice

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3 months

Time to mute so I can do my day job. First time going viral and man is this a mixed blessing... I truly love movies and moviegoing. I don't wish ill will on any of the front-facing staff at @ParisTheaterNYC who had nothing to do with the decision making here... 1/3

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@SenorMustachio

3 months

Oh hey, I just walked out in the last twenty minutes because the @netflix -owned theater literally just showed their asses by streaming the Conformist (advertised as a DCP) from @PrimeVideo , when the movie started buffering on the big screen. Absolute insanity

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2 years

@Fidel_my_belle @timheidecker Only true Starbucks heads will get it

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2 years

@mariebardi I hope Eminem sings Lose Yourself at the Oscars again this year for no discernible reason

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5 years

@RobMcGill2 @neqs71 @TrevorCoultMC Ace Ventura: Pub Detective

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@ThatJakePC

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@judysquirrels Or talk to her about it in the freezer aisle!

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@ExileGrimm @SonjaAgora @AmericanMuskrat

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1 month

Surprise appearance by Dan Stevens during the q&a for Tillman Singer's CUCKOO! Not really a spoiler that Schafer gets knocked around a LOT in this. Told Singer in the lobby after that it was very John McClane-esque and he confirmed he had the stars watch Die Hard before shooting

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5 years

@karenyhan My body is ready

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2 years

@IVBenjaminArt @GenreFilmAddict I too was raised, crumpled up, in a flower pot

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2 years

@cutesmolguys Like how am I supposed to go on with the rest of my day after seeing this. Nothing will live up to it

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2 years

@gooqfellas All for a bagel and cream cheese paperweight

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8 months

@pugmane Does JLD try to assassinate her next door neighbor while his daughter does an interpretive dance about abuse at the school talent show?

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5 years

@GriffLightning I wonder how David "I Love Smooching" Sims feels about this?

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9 months

@DrRichardQueso @ZachWLambert @marv_jones6 No because Beto is not hypocritical in this manner that "Ted" is. Hope that clears things up for you

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4 years

@acechhh When everyone thinks I'm a Goat, man, I just want you to know I'm a lamb (jk, i'm really a goat)

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@SenorMustachio

4 years

Somehow eluded me that Soderbergh's No Sudden Move is a period piece. 1955 Detroit. Looking forward to @BBW_BFF 's inevitable appreciation article about all the beautiful cars

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4 years

Two blocks from my house, the crew is setting up for filming No Sudden Move, a Steven Soderbergh movie set for release in 2021. It's a crime drama set in Detroit in 1955.

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7 months

@davidgeores @Deppwifebeater @Jay_S_Diaz @strangeharbors Trust me, it did nothing of the sort

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@HybridProphecy @fleischertoons @dawnofthediscs

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@SenorMustachio

5 years

@Scream_Factory @IFCMidnight @LALGBTCenter For anyone concerned that this is a totally random exploitative cash grab, read this

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4 years

@roger_mexico @sternbergh @KEBrightbill 🎶Impossible Loeffler, unlikely Perdue🎶

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2 years

@TheDouggernaut I remember that some theaters had to post a warning that said, "at one point in this movie, the sound drops out. Don't worry! This is totally intentional"

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3 months

@JimJarmuschHair One day she will release a super horny track called Mystery Box that future generations will be like "omg did you know that's really about <whispers> ess ee ex?"

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2 months

@dennisbhooper @TheWranglerPNW Maybe we are giving the general audiences too much credit and the cynical studios/streamers/etc really do have humanity's number right

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6 years

@dollycat5 @JackPosobiec @JacobAWohl Everyone who believes in the truth should be celebrating!

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6 years

@emilyyoshida 50 Shades of Grey but in Flint, Michigan

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2 years

@MNateShyamalan

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1 year

@roxana_hadadi It's also the movie that gave us this amazing character

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2 years

@AGuzmanLopez I don't know if Luquin meant it to read this way, but I love how sarcastic "big, important people" sounds

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3 months

Time to mute so I can do my day job. First time going viral and man is this a mixed blessing... I truly love movies and moviegoing. I don't wish ill will on any of the front-facing staff at @ParisTheaterNYC who had nothing to do with the decision making here... 1/3

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1 year

@ChrisDnns @MNateShyamalan I'd get a shirt of this

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3 months

@jlalibs Thank you. Honesty and transparency is literally all I am asking. Especially for a big theater like this. Should have been an email earlier that morning. An announcement at the beginning of the show. Something.

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2 years

@ChamathWarriors @Jason @elonmusk @aoscott He hates movies so much that he dedicated his career to them. Real big brain we got here

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5 years

@cevangelista413 @netflix Can't wait for Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair, in 5 parts

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2 years

@ocmd73 @PunishedLobster

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2 years

@ViceApologist telling the truth is a dangerous business

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5 years

@pixelatedboat Leftovers fans coming for you like

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2 months

@Pezrohi @dennisbhooper @TheWranglerPNW

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@SenorMustachio

6 years

Listening to the @blankcheckpod AQUAMAN episode: they start talking about WHAT MEN WANT and I'm like, "why is no one acknowledging that @GriffLightning is in this movie?? He's in all the trailers!" Then I realize that it's actually Big Head from Silicon Valley. I'm a #BadBlankie

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2 years

@dylanpayneplus @Srirachachau I honestly have no doubt whatsoever that Guzman can sell this

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1 year

@Srirachachau The epitome of the genre in my opinion. Love the teeny tiny hat

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3 months

@paddingtonbear Padpocalypse Now "I love the smell of marmalade in the morning..."

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3 months

@Awesomington Like compressed video with blotchy blacks and every once in a while there was a noticeable (only a millisecond but still present) stutter of the image, that either resolved itself or I learned to ignore because I was in denial that they would actually show us a streamed movie

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2 years

@kristnmerrilees @TaylorLorenz I hate that anyone is coming after Haley Lu

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3 years

@rednax02604201 @John_FKennedy35 @813Drew @BleacherReport @vicbermudez He fell on his back and thus speaks from experience.

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4 years

@Shenaniglenns @Glenn__Kenny It's fascinating how just this joke can make a shiver go down one's spine

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8 months

@RMR101991 @MylesOnFilm Seriously what is wrong with you? How do you read all that and come up with this response?

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@SenorMustachio

5 years

@blankcheckpod When you find yourself hosting a gimmicky game show:

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@SenorMustachio

3 years

@dennisbhooper This edit is so good it deserves to be re-edited back into the original footage

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@SenorMustachio

1 year

@jerryasleep I don't understand the comments on that thread at all. Most people agreeing this is "peak cringe" or what the fuck ever. I thought blunt sincerity in art is cool again?

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2 years

@CoffinJoeB @MrGlinis My mouth is too small, speaking for myself only of course

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1 month

Beautiful 35mm print as well. Thanks @IFCCenter and @neonrated !

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3 months

My absolute favorite movie of that year. Just disgusting in its beauty and beautiful in its filth. Stunning

Tippett Studio

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3 months

2 years ago today @PhilTippett 's 'Mad God' opened in NY & LA! Were you there on opening night?

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5 years

@MisterJ831 @ScottWamplerBMD In that single parenthetical "(Though it’s fair to say male characters were also subjected to extreme violence)", the authors cancels his whole argument.

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2 years

I love that I know what Jordan Hoffman sounds like from his @blankcheckpod appearances, so I can read this majestic story with his voice in my head. Crying laughing

Jordan Hoffman

@jhoffman

2 years

Tonight I am seeing AVATAR NUMBER TWO. The first movie was, undeniably, a big deal to the world, and also to me, personally. This is the last time I share this story. Read it at your own risk.

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