Chamath Palihapitiya's burner (parody) @ChamathWarriors Twitter profile

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Chamath Palihapitiya's burner (parody)

1 year

Yeah, I got my dog a business class seat from Hong Kong to Paris. Don’t pretend like you wouldn’t do the same if you had the money.

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podcasters last week vs. podcasters this week

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@elonmusk Could go the other way

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This poll just ended Jason Calacanis's career

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@paulkrugman Congrats to Krugman and everyone! We have achieved total victory against inflation with no cost by excluding every category!

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@bariweiss @mtaibbi

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@mtaibbi You: telling jokes on Twitter The FBI:

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@elonmusk We’ll keep it coming!

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I’m a multi-billionaire and I’ve never tipped my Uber driver. Instead I give them something far more valuable—the powerful message of stepping into the arena. You see, I put myself out there and make things happen. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, and sometimes I win big

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@PicturesFoIder

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Sorry @DavidSacks , we're upgrading the token conservative spot on the @theallinpod

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Jim Cramer scores another lowlight with Silicon Valley Bank $SIVB Just one month ago on 2/8/23 Cramer claims "stock's still cheap" and "fears were not justified" regarding last year's sell-off It has since fallen 66% and people are lining up to get their money out

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@greg16676935420 @elonmusk @CommunityNotes Community Note: Greg is a product of the Kentucky public school system

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@PicturesFoIder Tipping culture is out of control

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@SBF_FTX Leaked image of SBF stealing customer funds

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@BorisJohnson The difference between Boris and Kissinger is that Kissinger destroyed other countries while Boris destroyed his own.

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@GRDecter Anna Kendrick should sue you

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@elonmusk We know how this story ends

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@elonmusk Elon's message for his critics

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I'm assembling a team

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@MrBeast Yes, but after this one. Everyone should retweet it just to be safe.

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hedge fund manager during the day vs. hedge fund manager at night

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@TikTokInvestors I want the reaction video from her sister when she finds out her kid was featured in a how-to-be-a-ho vid

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@TikTokInvestors This is how you sell

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@litcapital Real dedication would be outsourcing the birth to a surrogate so there would be zero loss of email availability. She will be dinged for this in the comp meeting.

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@jimcramer Jim, you’re certainly an expert on manipulation

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@elonmusk Wild scene in Brazil

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@GRDecter

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@elonmusk

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@BorisJohnson Neither of you are remotely relevant

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This profile of me from the New York Times is outstanding -- it gives everyone a window into my softer side.

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@greg16676935420 Missed opportunity

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@elonmusk

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@mtaibbi

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@SBF_FTX

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@ShellenbergerMD

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@elonmusk We know what’s coming

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@jimcramer Allbirds executives right now

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@elonmusk That's a relief that he turned out better than AI predicted

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@elonmusk

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@BillAckman Bill, you're the last person who thinks he's still telling the truth.

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@Santos4Congress @mjchiusano You could teach a master class on grifting, you shameless liar.

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@bchesky Wow! Thanks Brian! The Arctic is the perfect place for me to hide from my investors!

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@elonmusk Here you go

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@karaswisher @OpenAI The fourth time the Uno reverse card has been played in 60 hours, a new SV record 😮

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@elonmusk President Camacho 2024

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@jimcramer Murderers frequently return to the scene of the crime

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Never forget that Elon Musk was the original Inverse Cramer

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@WallStreetSilv There's a lot of negative reaction, but the potential is incredible.

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@lexfridman @elonmusk Lex, who ya got?

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On our way to our first Squid Game! Can't wait to pick out a contestant to bet on!

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Satya Nadella cleaning up the OpenAI mess

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@TomBrady

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Case dismissed

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@elonmusk @TikTokInvestors If there are any employees left

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@jimcramer Goodnight, Apple

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@elonmusk

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@elonmusk Well actually AI tools are incredible

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@NoContextHumans "Someone get him!" -- meaning someone other than me

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@mtaibbi

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@alifarhat79 Jerome, you give great meme

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@VCBrags

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@sama Thanks Sam, you killed my whole portfolio of AI tools startups

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@elonmusk X marks the spot

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@jimcramer He’s become self-aware

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@jimcramer Oil bulls right now

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@ChandlerParsons A picture of you at the signing:

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@mtaibbi

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@elonmusk

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@michaeljburry I wonder how they got that impression?

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@GRDecter Janet Yellen, age 4

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@RampCapitalLLC The parody of this is outstanding

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When the back office guys hit the Hamptons

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Cramer is a legend

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@NoContextHumans We're going to Arby's

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@pmarca Yep, writers are obsolete, they just don't know it yet.

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@HindenburgRes When I find out Hindenburg isn’t writing about me

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@litcapital Too late, I got there first

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@SBF_FTX Liar, liar, hair on fire.

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Regional banks prepping for Monday's market open

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@wallstmemes After she lost her assets she used her assets.

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@BillAckman Agreed, the time to apologize is now. I made the mistake of not apologizing for SPACs two years ago.

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@elonmusk Elon shot first

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@wallstmemes The Game Stop

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@elonmusk

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@matthewesp But Russia has a secret weapon.

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@lexfridman @elonmusk Time to update the odds

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@POTUS I'll bet you one of my billions that's a fake text

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@TheRealOJ32 Correction, NO ONE WANTS YOUR TAKE ON THE ALEX MURDAUGH TRIAL

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Time to reconnect the cord?

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@InternetH0F That was an all-time great SNL sketch

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@elonmusk @Chiefs @rihanna Your Super Bowl 57 MVPs!

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@jimcramer

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@elonmusk Bud Light is overcompensating for jumping into that issue

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Don't give me any excuses for being poor when this kid became richer than all of his classmates with one simple idea!

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Short the human race

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@DavidSacks I’m in the SPAC sector and it feels like the Great Depression

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