@NoName_xx_ahf
Sea urchins like to put rocks and shells on their heads, to protect them from predators and the sun. So an aquarium 3D-printed hats for them, and they love to wear them!
My sweet baby boy, my everything for the past 15 and a half years, had to be put to sleep today.
Coming back to an apartment full of his toys, right where he left them, is killing me.
My heart is truly, irreparably broken.
@NoName_xx_ahf
Follow-up!
For everyone curious as to what they look like in the wild when they do this, here is a photo. They put pebbles on their heads in order to camouflage themselves from birds (their spines protect them from fish, but not birds). Aren’t they adorable?!
@MalesOfReddit
“The hospital asked me to leave, probably because they’re worried she’ll hurt me if she tries to hurt herself”
Wow, the narcissism. Guarantee they asked him to leave because his presence was making her worse.
My dad passed away this morning, after an awful battle with early-onset, aggressive Alzheimer’s. I feel like my heart has shattered into hundreds of pieces, and will never again be fully repaired.
@Rob_ThaBuilder
The ones who pretend to be women are always the ones who can’t even pretend to be humans, let alone ‘women’. They’re nothing more than feral animals.
@Living_With_XXY
She’s on Twitter 24/7, isn’t she supposed to be an actual lawyer with a job? Because I’m starting to think she might have lost her job if she’s online so much, plus it would explain her mental decline.
@LegalGengar
I LOVE how Fat Tony/Becki_Babe made it seem like you had to apologise to the High Court for the entire thing. Everything that man says is a lie.
@MalesOfReddit
MTF: People are turning against us, why?!
GC: Maybe because you’re forcing yourselves into absolutely everything like obnoxious narcissists?
MTF: No, that can’t be it. We should be even louder, that’ll solve it!
🙄
@AngryAmygdala
@AubryAndrews
My ex broke up with me the day I went into hospital for Steven’s-Johnson Sydrome, a very agonising (and often fatal) illness, telling me that he needed to just focus on him and his son for for a while.
3 weeks later(still in hospital) see insta pic of him in Bali with new gf 🙃
@redheadranting
He also proposed a bill to rewrite some current act so that p*dophilia would be classified as a sex, or decriminalised or something. It was done it a really sneaky way, changing the wording on existing legislature.
@TriptychTwinsUK
Ah yes, because not only do I have to deal with the pain/sickness/whatever drove me to call an ambulance in the first place, but now I’d have to deal with a potentially volatile, delusional man who could wig out if I use the wrong pronouns. Just what any patient would want!
@JeanHatchet
He was horrified about the damage his words did?
If so, it was only because people were objecting to his bigotry, not because he was actually remorseful.
@redpilledhomo
These types are so insufferable, they have to do an edit with them playing both roles in the make-believe scenario, because they never have any friends 😂😂😂
@HazelAppleyard_
“I intend to be on the PTA. They will have to get used to me.”
Can guarantee he’s not going for the PTA because he cares about his son, but because it’s an opportunity to force his fetish on everyone like the narcissist he is.
@FondOfBeetles
Don’t bother talking to this giant-nosed wanker, breastfeeding is his fetish so he’ll find any excuse to try and validate his disgusting perversions.
He’s so focused on his fetish that he’s completely neglected anything that would make him ‘pass’.
@Woman4W
It’s like the ‘trans women’ who join support groups for rape victims/pregnant women, etc. you know they’re there to get their rocks off, and it’s fucking insulting to our intelligence to suggest otherwise 🤬
@stuartlosaltos
There is a genuine disorder for this, called Body Identity Integrity Disorder, where the brain doesn’t correctly ‘map out’ the blueprint of the body whilst in utero. But just like the trans group, the real cases are outnumbered by the many pretenders who just want attention.
Dear NHS,
I suffer from SJS, a syndrome with 50%+ mortality rate and no cure/treatment. I’m so glad you chose to pump funds into this sycophantic project, instead of something much less important, like funding research into finding a cure/treatment for SJS. 🙃
It has been a long time coming, but we have had so many requests from NHS Trusts, professionals and patients that we just had to share our new design with you before the end of Pride Month! Further details about how to get updated badges will be released shortly!
Q. What’s the difference between Jack Monroe’s recipes, and the possibility of seeing her get her comeuppance for the lying and stealing?
A. One could be described as ‘delicious’, the other is Jack Monroe’s recipes.
#bootstrapcrook
#stopthegrift
#itallcomesoutintheend
@libsoftiktok
Remember when first-grade teachers stuck to teaching the fundamental stuff, like basic arithmetic and spelling?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
@LoobyLouDino
Yet they claim to be the most marginalised group ever. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of ANY other group in history acting like this. In the future, I hope the shame they feel for having been a vocal part of this ridiculous movement eats them up.
@HazelAppleyard_
Shit, I don’t remember the ‘girly bonding’ with other girls, or being told anything by my mum; I just remember the burning shame and dread that came every month.
Guess I must be a man.
For real, what the hell could cause bruising this severe?! This is a couple of days after the bruise appeared, just from me scratching a slight itch through my trousers.
Trying to determine if it’s serious enough to call out of work (but it’s a new job, yikes) to see a doctor.
@cyberfrontier
@CaptainVirgilx
I scraped my knee and the wound became infected, so I went to a nearby clinic and saw an old male doctor (not my usual gp). He kept asking me to pull down my trousers so he could make sure the infection hadn’t ‘spread anywhere else’. I refused.
@BillboardChris
“The facts and myself are being misrepresented” is a weird way to say “I regret being caught saying what I said.”
You’re in no way being misrepresented. It’s a recording of you saying what you wanted to say. No one coerced you.
@ellehardy
As someone who has to visit the gp frequently due to autoimmune issues, I can’t afford to pay minimum $70 out-of-pocket every time, especially when I struggle to work because of said illness!
It’s going the same way as dental - the poor are penalised the most.
@ilovepreserves
*Gasp* would it prove that none of them are actually trans, and are all just sick fetishists?! Who could have predicted that outcome?! 😂
@drlouisejmoody
@SurreyPolice
He suffers from ‘Main Character Syndrome’ - he’s convinced everything revolves around him. He needs to learn that he’s not that interesting and no one gives a shit.
@ask_aubry
Now I’m Norwegian; we are well known for having some of the blandest, dull food there is.
But WHERE is the colour?! I’ve seen raw food with more life to it than that!!
Today was hard; it was lovely to celebrate Christmas, but there was a large, melancholy emptiness where my dad and my cat should have been.
I know it will get better with time, but today has been…draining.
I hope everyone gets their Christmas wishes xxx
@TheBlackCat02
Well if you can suggest a better way to warm my house (especially with the increase to electricity/energy costs), then I’d like to hear it!
@placeswebreathe
I shattered my collarbone when I was 15, one of the most unpleasant experiences ever. I still have movement issues to this day from it. Why anyone would do it is bizarre.
@lucystone1871
I don’t know why, but I misread it as “I’ve finally grown my leg hair long” and was very confused as to why you’d need styling tips for it!
@Jonnywsbell
I’m watching it without sound (and without my glasses on) and I can immediately tell that is a dude with shittily-done FFS. If he pulled that bullshit with me (claiming he ‘is a female officer so can conduct a female body search’) I’d be suing him for sexual assault.
@carofrancelynch
They forgot to mention that said Professor who was invited to the meeting to verbally abuse the women was also, coincidentally, Brindley’s partner.