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@TheMushiestPea

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Hoping no one realises I’m actually just 3 raccoons in a trench coat.

Joined September 2021
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@NoName_xx_ahf Sea urchins like to put rocks and shells on their heads, to protect them from predators and the sun. So an aquarium 3D-printed hats for them, and they love to wear them!
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Lia Thomas must feel awful, especially after they worked their balls off to get to where they are.
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@ilovepreserves Dear god, you could hang a damp bath towel off that brow ridge!!!
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After I, Joan, I can’t wait for the Shakespearean masterpiece ‘Bromeo and Dudeliet’.
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I’m just a woman, Standing in front of Jason Stanley, Asking him what a dessert plate is.
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My sweet baby boy, my everything for the past 15 and a half years, had to be put to sleep today. Coming back to an apartment full of his toys, right where he left them, is killing me. My heart is truly, irreparably broken.
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@londoner_woman Ah yes, and this is the lovely ‘lady’ who spoke on behalf of the charity -
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@NoName_xx_ahf Follow-up! For everyone curious as to what they look like in the wild when they do this, here is a photo. They put pebbles on their heads in order to camouflage themselves from birds (their spines protect them from fish, but not birds). Aren’t they adorable?!
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@twammit “Any questions?” (hands go up) “About woodwork?” (hands go down)
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@kflarpk How can they not see the irony?!
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@godblesstoto But I thought ‘you can never tell’? How would the hiring manager have known he was trans? Unless…unless we can ALWAYS FUCKING TELL!!
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Happy XX Day to all of my true XX sisters out there! Wearing red in solidarity ❤️ #xxday #XXDay #wearitred #xxnotxy
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@stephknee @AquilakaHecate Somewhere, a goldfish is sitting in a salad dish, thinking “Wait a minute, this isn’t where I parked my car…”
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@OliLondonTV It’s giving me these kind of vibes
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@saintsoftness @moleskine This is quite possibly the wankiest, most self-indulgent whining I have ever encountered. .
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@MalesOfReddit “The hospital asked me to leave, probably because they’re worried she’ll hurt me if she tries to hurt herself” Wow, the narcissism. Guarantee they asked him to leave because his presence was making her worse.
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@BeerInStemGlass He has not, but I was trying to make a joke at his expense 😅
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@CJ_liberte Thought it looked somewhat familiar, like another totalitarian regime who demanded their way and their way only… 🤔
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My dad passed away this morning, after an awful battle with early-onset, aggressive Alzheimer’s. I feel like my heart has shattered into hundreds of pieces, and will never again be fully repaired.
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@Slatzism @Louisianemaoist Average Norwegian here, can confirm, people regularly mistake me for this guy.
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@femalistrad @TerfyMcTerfy Sounds like a very masculine mindset, don’t you think? I wonder why that could be 🤔
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@ithompsonfdn He fucked around. He found out.
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@Rob_ThaBuilder The ones who pretend to be women are always the ones who can’t even pretend to be humans, let alone ‘women’. They’re nothing more than feral animals.
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@RedMags60 Not only did he post wanking pictures online, they were wanking pictures taken ‘discreetly’ in class…whilst he was teaching.
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@Terfin9000 It’s very ‘midlife-crisis’y, isn’t it?
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@Living_With_XXY She’s on Twitter 24/7, isn’t she supposed to be an actual lawyer with a job? Because I’m starting to think she might have lost her job if she’s online so much, plus it would explain her mental decline.
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@PitandPendulum5 @AngryHomo23 The fact that he raised money for a fraudulent purpose should surely be illegal, right?!
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@FeministRoar India seems to have studied a Masters in Histrionics, alongside fellow crybabies Owen Jones and Jameela Jamil.
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@HackneyTerven Bromeo and Dudeliet
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@LegalGengar I LOVE how Fat Tony/Becki_Babe made it seem like you had to apologise to the High Court for the entire thing. Everything that man says is a lie.
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@MalesOfReddit MTF: People are turning against us, why?! GC: Maybe because you’re forcing yourselves into absolutely everything like obnoxious narcissists? MTF: No, that can’t be it. We should be even louder, that’ll solve it! 🙄
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@SezClom @ask_aubry I can only picture you reacting to this post like this -
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@NoName_xx_ahf The little urchins at Disney World wear Mickey Mouse ears!
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@AngryAmygdala @AubryAndrews My ex broke up with me the day I went into hospital for Steven’s-Johnson Sydrome, a very agonising (and often fatal) illness, telling me that he needed to just focus on him and his son for for a while. 3 weeks later(still in hospital) see insta pic of him in Bali with new gf 🙃
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@redheadranting He also proposed a bill to rewrite some current act so that p*dophilia would be classified as a sex, or decriminalised or something. It was done it a really sneaky way, changing the wording on existing legislature.
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@hatpinwoman Share the photo, along with a warning. Women need to give that creep a wide berth, and businesses need to ban him! 🤬
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@GenderReceipts @CaptainVirgilx @CPSUK Completely off topic…but why the hell is he barefoot?!
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@TriptychTwinsUK Ah yes, because not only do I have to deal with the pain/sickness/whatever drove me to call an ambulance in the first place, but now I’d have to deal with a potentially volatile, delusional man who could wig out if I use the wrong pronouns. Just what any patient would want!
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@JeanHatchet He was horrified about the damage his words did? If so, it was only because people were objecting to his bigotry, not because he was actually remorseful.
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@manymiaows @ReduxxMag This ain’t his first gender rodeo!
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@Serena_Partrick @CitiusMag @Nike Well theyve got to make sure us real women aren’t cheating by installing aftermarket modifications, like Speed Flaps
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@MalesInDisguise That’s the creep who actually lists himself as a ‘supermodel’ on his Facebook page.
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@Woman4W ‘Pervert Privilege’ is the best term I’ve heard yet! I vote to have that terminology replace ‘trans rights’.
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@Sorelle_Arduino @Butlins Euan and his fucking goiter can fuck off out of women’s spaces.
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@BettsCaro The most unbelievable part of this? “Because I work” You don’t work, Fred.
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@Woke_Misogyny But what is there to cycle if they’re just injecting the same dose of estrogen every day?
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@HazelAppleyard_ Why the fuck does he need 5 gaming consoles with him?!
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@redpilledhomo These types are so insufferable, they have to do an edit with them playing both roles in the make-believe scenario, because they never have any friends 😂😂😂
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@Self_Made_Dan Even with the awkward camera angle and partially obscured features, you can still tell that that is 100% a man.
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@Bernard_Lane Oh my, a trans woman high on his own self importance?! I’ve NEVER seen that before 🙄
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@stueymaco Built like a SMEG fridge.
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@ValidLs “If my parents misgender me one more damn time I will not hesitate to misgender back.”
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@HazelAppleyard_ “I intend to be on the PTA. They will have to get used to me.” Can guarantee he’s not going for the PTA because he cares about his son, but because it’s an opportunity to force his fetish on everyone like the narcissist he is.
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@FondOfBeetles Don’t bother talking to this giant-nosed wanker, breastfeeding is his fetish so he’ll find any excuse to try and validate his disgusting perversions. He’s so focused on his fetish that he’s completely neglected anything that would make him ‘pass’.
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@Aja02537920 I can guarantee it was this dude, with his massive fivehead; he’s one of the top moderators for that app 😒
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@Psychgirl211 Who the fuck spells it ‘Tabbetha’?!
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@Woman4W It’s like the ‘trans women’ who join support groups for rape victims/pregnant women, etc. you know they’re there to get their rocks off, and it’s fucking insulting to our intelligence to suggest otherwise 🤬
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@stuartlosaltos There is a genuine disorder for this, called Body Identity Integrity Disorder, where the brain doesn’t correctly ‘map out’ the blueprint of the body whilst in utero. But just like the trans group, the real cases are outnumbered by the many pretenders who just want attention.
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@edgyfox99 @MidnightSong117 If you know, then why are you fucking asking if you ‘pass’? Are you really THAT desperate for attention?
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@helenstaniland They LOVE to fantasise about women ‘inspecting’ their genitals, don’t they? They’re all perverts.
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@RoisinMichaux Weird - if he truly wanted to be a woman, why would his penis shrinking be an issue? It’s almost like he wants to keep it… 🧐
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Dear NHS, I suffer from SJS, a syndrome with 50%+ mortality rate and no cure/treatment. I’m so glad you chose to pump funds into this sycophantic project, instead of something much less important, like funding research into finding a cure/treatment for SJS. 🙃
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@daniellismore No, but she does know what being a woman is. You seem to not to know what being a woman is. Ugh. Sad. So sad.
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Q. What’s the difference between Jack Monroe’s recipes, and the possibility of seeing her get her comeuppance for the lying and stealing? A. One could be described as ‘delicious’, the other is Jack Monroe’s recipes. #bootstrapcrook #stopthegrift #itallcomesoutintheend
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My first Father’s Day without my dad. I’m a sad little sausage.
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@libsoftiktok Remember when first-grade teachers stuck to teaching the fundamental stuff, like basic arithmetic and spelling? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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@LoobyLouDino Yet they claim to be the most marginalised group ever. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of ANY other group in history acting like this. In the future, I hope the shame they feel for having been a vocal part of this ridiculous movement eats them up.
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When it’s picture day, and your mum tells you you’re the most handsomest young chap.
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This Cornish Rex cat 📹 pixelandsophie
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@HazelAppleyard_ Shit, I don’t remember the ‘girly bonding’ with other girls, or being told anything by my mum; I just remember the burning shame and dread that came every month. Guess I must be a man.
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@MalesInDisguise “People who do it as a kink are not!” Who’s going to tell him?
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@MaxMacked This creep with the gigantic fivehead is one of the top moderators of the HER app too.
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For real, what the hell could cause bruising this severe?! This is a couple of days after the bruise appeared, just from me scratching a slight itch through my trousers. Trying to determine if it’s serious enough to call out of work (but it’s a new job, yikes) to see a doctor.
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Took the kittens to the vet to be neutered, only to come back with some fruits!
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@StandingforXX I hope they’re named and shamed, so all future employers know that they are violent misogynists.
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@TransHomophobes Well ol’ ‘Jessie’ here doesn’t need to worry about that every happening - there’s no way anyone is taking THAT to the bedroom.
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@cyberfrontier @CaptainVirgilx I scraped my knee and the wound became infected, so I went to a nearby clinic and saw an old male doctor (not my usual gp). He kept asking me to pull down my trousers so he could make sure the infection hadn’t ‘spread anywhere else’. I refused.
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@mrs_ayst @londoner_woman He’s not even the most hideous one working there either. Please peruse these ‘stunning specimens’ -
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@BillboardChris “The facts and myself are being misrepresented” is a weird way to say “I regret being caught saying what I said.” You’re in no way being misrepresented. It’s a recording of you saying what you wanted to say. No one coerced you.
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@ladielabrys2 “Look at me; I am the penis now”
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@WrathQueenof @SamBarber1910 @ZeldaTheChicken @iseult I resemble an onion more than a woman now, I’m wearing so many bras; you cry harder as you peel each layer off too.
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@MalesOfReddit What a terrible day to have eyes.
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@ellehardy As someone who has to visit the gp frequently due to autoimmune issues, I can’t afford to pay minimum $70 out-of-pocket every time, especially when I struggle to work because of said illness! It’s going the same way as dental - the poor are penalised the most.
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@ilovepreserves *Gasp* would it prove that none of them are actually trans, and are all just sick fetishists?! Who could have predicted that outcome?! 😂
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@DavidPGCSE @Psychgirl211 “You look like a lesbian, like my nana.”
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@Jebadoo2 Robin White: The law as I want it to be.
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@Jonnywsbell I guess anything can be true, if you can convince yourself you’re the opposite sex 🙄
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@drlouisejmoody @SurreyPolice He suffers from ‘Main Character Syndrome’ - he’s convinced everything revolves around him. He needs to learn that he’s not that interesting and no one gives a shit.
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@ask_aubry Now I’m Norwegian; we are well known for having some of the blandest, dull food there is. But WHERE is the colour?! I’ve seen raw food with more life to it than that!!
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Today was hard; it was lovely to celebrate Christmas, but there was a large, melancholy emptiness where my dad and my cat should have been. I know it will get better with time, but today has been…draining. I hope everyone gets their Christmas wishes xxx
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@RonniNicole1 “It can trigger a trauma response” sounds a lot like an excuse for their constant violent outburst 😒
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@lporiginalg Trantifa/gender activists don’t go to Valhalla. Sincerely, an actual Viking.
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@DenizenBlue @Hambor121 @NoName_xx_ahf *a third sea urchin pretending to be a tumbleweed rolls past, as the two sea-cow-boys stare each other down menacingly*
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@HazelAppleyard_ Transitioning FROM - a narcissistic pain in the ass Transitioning TO - an even bigger narcissistic pain in the ass
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@TheBlackCat02 Well if you can suggest a better way to warm my house (especially with the increase to electricity/energy costs), then I’d like to hear it!
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@placeswebreathe I shattered my collarbone when I was 15, one of the most unpleasant experiences ever. I still have movement issues to this day from it. Why anyone would do it is bizarre.
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@lucystone1871 I don’t know why, but I misread it as “I’ve finally grown my leg hair long” and was very confused as to why you’d need styling tips for it!
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“Bromeo, Bromeo, where for art thou? No Homeo.”
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@Jonnywsbell I’m watching it without sound (and without my glasses on) and I can immediately tell that is a dude with shittily-done FFS. If he pulled that bullshit with me (claiming he ‘is a female officer so can conduct a female body search’) I’d be suing him for sexual assault.
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@carofrancelynch They forgot to mention that said Professor who was invited to the meeting to verbally abuse the women was also, coincidentally, Brindley’s partner.
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